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If you have a sweet tooth with a soft spot for confectionery and looking for some a-dough-rable humor, we have collected some of the best donut puns for you! From donut puns for Instagram to donut puns for work, this collection has them all. Why donuts, you ask? Well, let us explain!

A donut is the perfection of the universe embodied — it's yummy, round, has a hole right in the middle, and is inherently adorable. How could you not be enticed to eat one when it's staring right at you with its colorful glaze, confetti of sprinkles, and seduces you with the warmest aromas known to humankind? 

Not only are donuts tasty, but they are also somewhat of a pop culture icon, too. For instance, can you think of a movie showing police officers eating, say, croissants? That would be inconceivable! Or how about Homer Simpson and his obsession with this sweet, sweet confection? He wouldn't be the Homer that we love without it. 

So, to honor our beloved delicacy and express our gratitude, we are dedicating this post to donut puns! We promise you that these funny donut puns and donut jokes are so a-dough-rable that they will leave you craving this heavenly-tasting oily chunk of dough like never before.

As you're about to see, these donut puns are just like the donuts themselves — some are sweet, quite a few are deliciously funny, and a couple are dedicated to connoisseurs only. Read and pick your favorite. But first, let’s know more about donuts.

Why are Donuts Called Donuts?

Doughnuts, or donuts, can be traced back to the Dutch immigrants in New York during the 17th and 18th centuries. Known as olykoeks (oil cakes) by the Dutch, their structure lacked a hole back in the day. They got their iconic hole from an American called Hanson Gregory.

At that time, nut meant a small, rounded cake. The donut was basically a small round cake made from dough. Thus, olykoeks came to be known as doughnuts or donuts. And that is the story of how our beloved pun-worthy confection got its name.

Now that you know the history of donuts, let’s look at our selection of funny donut puns aimed at these glorious buns. Don't forget to give your vote for the tastiest and share this article with your sugar-loving friends! 

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76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun What’s the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.

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#2

Taekwon-dough – donut martial arts.

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#3

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

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#4

What did an angry donut say to his wife? Donut talk to me.

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76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried).

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#6

What’s the National Donut Day theme song? “Donut Stop Believing.”

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#8

Donuts started taking therapy because they thought that something is missing and never felt hole enough.

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76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Why do donuts make terrible teachers? They’re always glazing over the important stuff.

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#10

Don’t worry about aging donuts—they’re just going through a-dough-lescence.

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#11

What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day? I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.

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#12

Why did the donut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside.

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#13

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun What happened to the renegade donuts? They went down in a glaze of glory.

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#14

Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.

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#15

Donut worry about a thing.

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#17

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!

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#18

What do you call uncivilized donuts? Bavarians.

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#19

I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

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#20

What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial? Anecdoughtal evidence.

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#21

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beigne of my existence.

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#22

Why did the donut go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.

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#23

What is a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.

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#24

Donut worry. Be happy.

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#25

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut ever let me go.

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#26

Donut you, forget about me.

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#27

Donut you think I’m cute?

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#28

How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner? Jam-packed!

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#29

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Bagels and donuts are the same thing. I donut see a difference.

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#30

Someone sent me a donut in an email. It was a e-clair.

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#31

Donut love a donut? How sad!

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#32

You have to either do it or donut do it, there is no in-between.

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#33

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun What would one donut say to the other? Well, I donut care!

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#35

Please donut mind if I have done something wrong.

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#36

Perhaps you donut have any idea about my love for you.

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#37

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun The favorite drink of a donut is hole-y water!

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#38

Even though you are old but you definitely donut look like it.

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#39

I donut feel complete when you are not there.

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#40

What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby? “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”

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#41

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut hate me because I’m beautiful.

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#42

Donut be jelly.

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#43

This donut is jellyvision-worthy.

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#44

What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-able.

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#45

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Why do golfers love donuts? Always a hole-in-one!

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#46

What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs!

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#47

Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like to joke around!

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#48

I’m donuts about you!

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#49

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut puns are my jam.

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#50

Hole-land – where Dutch donuts come from.

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#51

What do you call an underwater Dunken Donuts? Sunken Donuts.

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#52

Donut stop me now.

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#53

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot? The Sahara dessert!

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#54

What are strange donuts made out of? Weird-doughs.

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#55

What kind of donuts can fly? The plain ones.

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#56

What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes? Double glazed.

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#57

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!

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#58

How can you spot a fashionista donut? They’re into all the latest glazes.

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Donut disturb.

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#60

Donut enter.

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#61

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut judge me.

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#62

Donut mind if I do.

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#63

It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!

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#64

You’re driving me donuts!

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#65

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun I go nuts for donuts.

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#66

I’m so jelly you have donuts.

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#67

Donuts love to watch jelly-vision.

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#68

A donut’s circle of trust.

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#69

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun You must love the weekend. Donut you?

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#70

Always go and get it. Donut stop yourself.

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#71

Miss the scene? You donut want that!

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#72

Sometimes the donuts feel empty from the inside.

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#73

76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut go. It breaks my heart.

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#74

Please donut bother me while I am working.

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#75

Please donut refuse my proposal.

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76 Funny Donut Puns for a Hole Lot of Fun Donut touch my phone without permission.

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Let this Sprinkle of Donut Jokes Keep You Smiling

That’s it from our end of the hole. From donut puns for work to donut puns for Instagram, we hope this cute collection of funny donut puns helped bring a smile to your face. Did it also make you want to sink your teeth into the oh-so-sweet little dough cake? Well, go treat yourself to one and smile along as you remember one of our donut puns!

FAQs

What Did Donuts Used to Be Called?

Donuts or Doughnuts used to be called olykoeks (oil cakes) by the Dutch.

Which is Correct: Donut or Doughnut?

Donut or doughnut are both correct. However, it is more popular as a donut.

What is a Donut Without a Filling Called?

Aebleskiver is just one of the variants of a donut without a filling.

What is a Donut Without a Hole Called?

Jelly donuts, Berliner, or Paczki are some variants of donuts that do not have a hole.