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The holiday season is upon us, pandas. In theory, we should all be filled with joy, cheer, gratitude, and cookies. But in reality, this can be an extremely stressful time. You might be worried about your finances or struggling to adapt to the dark, cold winter days. So if you need to relieve some stress for the next ten minutes, you’ve come to the right place.
We took a trip to the Rubber Duck Zilla Facebook page and gathered some of their funniest memes below. From relatable posts that might have you giggling uncontrollably to pics that you’ll instantly want to send to your besties, we hope this article takes your mind off all of your seasonal worries for a moment. Enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the pics that you can’t help but laugh at!
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#1
Multa Nocte 2 days ago
I don't care what they say - Pluto will always be a planet to me and I will just keep missing every quiz question that says it isn't so.
Michael Largey 2 days ago
Remember - just because "they" don't call it a planet doesn't mean everyone else can't.
Stardust she/her 2 days ago
I think they’re tholins, organic compounds that are reddish brown in colour. Pluto isn’t a planet because it cannot clear out the area around its orbit and not because it’s too small. If size were really the case then we’d have kicked out Mercury as well as two moons of our solar system are larger than it
Huddo's sister 2 days ago
The reason I always liked Pluto was it was the smallest of it's group, just like me. Then it was rejected completey.
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#2
Spidercat 2 days ago
This has made me happier than anything on BP in a while. Sad but true fact Pandas: in certain real emergency situations they have to plant real people amongst the rubble so the dogs have living people to find. If they only find vìctims who are not alive, they suffer depression. Humans don't deserve dogs...
HistoryNerd 1 day ago
Yes, this happened after 9/11. Dogs were despondent that they weren't finding any survivors.
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Mike F 2 days ago
Lower right looks just like my Sadie and the same expression when she "finds" me in the bathroom, lol.
Brooke Adam 1 day ago
“Finds?” My dog won’t let me walk around my room without being under my feet. Going to the bathroom alone is completely out of the question. I wish I was exaggerating but..I’m not. If I’m sitting on my bed and stand up for any reason…he immediately jumps up..even if he’s dead asleep.
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#3
OneHappyPuppy 2 days ago
I, as a 35 year old "girl" give this two thumbs up as well! Why can only boys appreciate it??
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Sara Shamsabadi 2 days ago
right it is childish but that's the fun part?! get a different gf lol
Lee Gilliland 2 days ago
I'm doing this for Christmas, I even have the car from Harry Potter to do it with!
Nikki Sevven 1 day ago
I find it sad that his GF considers his whimsical creativity "childish." Because it's awesome.
According to the American Psychiatric Association, 41% of Americans say that their mood worsens during the winter. Over a quarter report feeling fatigued and depressed, and one fifth admit that they begin losing interest in things they like. It can be very difficult to resist the temptation to stay in, lay on the couch, and binge watch Netflix when the weather outside is frightful.
So it’s crucial that those of us who are heavily impacted by the weather make an active effort to take care of our mental health. And one of the best ways you can do that is by making sure you have plenty of humor in your life. According to WebMD, humor can play a huge role in a person’s mental health by relieving tension, melting stress, and releasing endorphins.
#4
Eggwodd 2 days ago
It doesn't matter that mine have the fancy water fountain, I must let them in for the sink tap too.
Upstaged75 2 days ago (edited)
Mine are obsessed with the sink. They love when I dump ice cubes in there for them to play with. Never mind that I have a million actual cat toys available for them. 😂 And they have a water fountain too, but I also keep a bowl of water in the sink.
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Bill Swallow 2 days ago
I know many people with brains. Too many of them could advertise them as "Unused - Good as New!"
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Bob Brooce 2 days ago
No, it's the carefully framed or cropped picture. The slightly wider view probably shows that she's only a few feet off the ground.
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#6
Giles McArdell 2 days ago
MANAGEMENT ATTITUDE : MANAGERS NEED TO STOP MAKING THIS A PLACE STAFF DON'T WANT TO BE. - STAFF
KatWitch57 2 days ago
Anyone currently without an attitude problem obviously has a perception problem.
Long term, humor can even have a positive effect on a person’s immune system, relieve chronic pain, provide a more positive outlook on life, and improve their overall mood. HelpGuide agrees that laughter truly is the best medicine.
In fact, it can improve heart health by lowering blood pressure and increasing blood flow. Meanwhile, a good laugh can reduce the anger in a person’s heart, preventing them from becoming bitter or resentful. Plus, getting plenty of laughter into every day might even increase a person’s lifespan.
#7
Tina Girard 2 days ago
let's throw in some integrity and ethics too, just for grins and giggles.
Monosyllabicgirl 1 day ago
My mom bought her house in 1998, 3 bedrooms with 2 living rooms and a garage on half a acre...$34,000. My ex and I bought a house in Green Bay in 2009, 4 bedrooms with a 2.5 stall garage, finished basement, on a third of an acre... $58,000. Instead of splitting assets in breakup the kids and furniture etc stayed at house and we took turns living there with them til they were older teens. The crazy thing is, the 1 bedroom apartment we rented around the corner to share cost $300 a month more to rent than the mortgage!!
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LookASquirrel 2 days ago
Is that your biggest worry? I'm happy certain people are covered up! 😬
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Siege Rook 1 day ago
In addition to the previously-suggested integrity and ethics... can we toss in swing music and 30's-era clothes?
Stardust she/her 2 days ago
And if we go far back enough maybe the arsenic as well so as to remove the source of my misery
#8
Auntriarch 2 days ago
Make sure you go to the loo first, and hum your favourite song on the way to the meeting
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 1 day ago
Oh no! And we were all cheering for you for that test!
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#9
UnclePanda 2 days ago
In the moment, I might have gone with "BEEP BEEP SQUEAL "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU $@^@#..."
QuincyForrest 2 days ago
Susan's world has been shattered. Susan preferred the delusion and the false reality. 😝
Unsurprisingly, more humor in your life might lead to stronger social connections as well. Everyone is drawn to funny individuals, and sharing hilarious memes with friends and family members might open up the door to more frequent communication. Laughing can diffuse tension in challenging situations, and it might even improve teamwork in work settings. Giggling together promotes group bonding and can help you improve relationships with very little effort.
#10
UnclePanda 2 days ago
When I retired, I automatically started to spruce up the resume, because that's what you do when a job ends. I spent maybe 20 minutes before I asked myself, "Who are you doing this for?!"
BeesEelsAndPups 2 days ago
Can't say the same. My favorite job was nearly about 15 years ago when I was working for a machine learning research team in the very early days of AI for Nokia. Sadly Nokia was taken over by Microsoft, and a year after that they shutdown our whole project. I would happily have stayed there forever. Great team, with really brilliant engineers. Pay sucked and no hope for advancement as there was a no promotions from within policy. But the work was fascinating. Several years after that I went to work on another AI research project with almost all the same people at a different company. But then we were bought out by another much larger company again. While they didn't entirely shut us down, they wanted to divest from the research part of the AI research team, and just turned us all into general software devs. Those of us in leadership, architecture, or research positions (like myself) were laid off. Now I'm a code monkey for a FinTech. Great pay, but boring.
Tim Douglass 2 hours ago
Mine's about half things I never want to do again and half things I wish I could still do. Being a computer programmer in the 80s was freaking awesome. Washing dishes in a frat house - not so much.
#11
LookASquirrel 2 days ago
In Ohio First Energy, our electric provider, was involved in a big scandal with politicians (guess which party) where they scammed a bunch of money and other stuff. All customers are supposed to get some sort of minor refund. we have no idea how much. Now they're raising the rates🤦🏻♀️🙄 People can barely pay already and we've been in a deep freeze.
Robert Millar 2 days ago
Thanks for paying for all that. Now they can just put my money in their pocket.
#12
Stardust she/her 2 days ago
If I don’t to well in 2026 in some aspect of my life I swear to god I will crashout and go on a kïlling spree and then kïll myself because my life has been downhill ever since 2018
Auntriarch 2 days ago (edited)
Aww don't do that Stardust my dear, the world needs sensible people and science minded people like you, now more than ever. And you can always come to Bored Panda and know you're amongst friends ❤️ (well most of us anyway, there are a few arsëholes here I agree)
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laura lee 15 hours ago (edited)
No chance, I'll be starting it with no health insurance while on chemo. Good times good times f.u. gop without subsidy my monthly went up by $1043/mo for 2 adults. So that's a no dice for us, oh dh is in a coma atm as well from a vehicular hit and run while walking home from work. Oh and no arrests although we have footage and 3 witnesses. It will be a continuous hell for me. Hope I didn't jinx myself for new fresh hells...
If you’re curious about how to get more giggles into your daily routine, HelpGuide recommends starting small by smiling more. Smiling is often contagious, and doing so might invite others to share some positivity too. It’s also a good idea to move towards laughter whenever you hear it. Surrounding yourself with funny individuals means that their humor might just start to rub off on you. And, of course, try to find humor in any situation. Even if it appears negative at first, there must be a bright side to look on.
#13
BC_Animus 1 day ago (edited)
Took me over a minute to figure out that it's NOT A t-rex... and I only figured it out because of the caption. Still can't figure out what the leaning metal ostrich thing is behind him though.
#14
Dilly Millandry 33 minutes ago (edited)
It will be under my dog... he often changes the channel with his arrsse!
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Lily bloom 1 day ago
I literally just oicked up a plastic severed hand at the thrift store 2 days ago that is currently stuffed in the couch waiting for someone to find it and freak out
nottheactualphoto 1 day ago
I see the typo now, but "oicked up" made me think "vomited."
Load More Replies... Mike F 2 days ago
I got a pair of chairs from a former coworker that he had in his place for a couple of years. I was putting covers them and when I stuck my hand in the crevices I knew how Howard Carter felt looking into Tut's tomb. I found two sets of keys, one of those butane matches (about 9" long) and lots of other stuff, though no $$.
#15
E Menendez 2 days ago
I do this, so I don't think there is anything wrong or strange about it.
Spidercat 2 days ago
You're fine. I do this and I also work out ratios between things so I always have juuuuuuust the right amount left. For instance, when finishing a fry up breakfast, the last mouthful MUST include the yolk of the fried egg, some bacon and a bit of waffle or hash brown.
Auntriarch 2 days ago
Nope, my grandad told me to eat what I don't like first. I even made up a song about it (which I have fortunately forgotten). But you have to save the bonne bouche for last.
Huddo's sister 2 days ago
My grandad used to tell a tale of woe, about a girl who saved the best to last, then dropped it in the dirt, a tale I chose to ignore!
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 days ago
Same here, when eating food I usually separate it into four quadrants and take small bites from each to determine the best one and then I work my way from the least favourite to the favourite
moggiemoo 2 days ago
I do this. Unfortunately, there have been occasions when, by the time I get to my favourite bit, I'm too full to eat it. It's really disappointing.
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago
Of course, otherwise you'd have the taste of your least favourite thing linger as aftertaste
When it comes to memes in particular, therapist Theodora Blanchfield, AMFT, says that they have drastically changed the way that people communicate nowadays.
In a piece for Verywell Mind, Blanchfield writes, “Although memes are packaged in quippy sayings or observations, at their core, they are still an exchange of ideas, just in a very easy-to-digest format. Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, memes are an important part of modern discourse.”
#16
childish gambling addiction 2 days ago
One on the left looks like her baby brother was just kidnapped by David Bowie
BeesEelsAndPups 2 days ago
Probably because that's a picture of Jennifer Connelly at 15 years old.
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Lee Gilliland 2 days ago
Trust me, the Muppet's wearing 1970s eyelashes. Eye makeup comes and goes.
Zitronella 2 days ago
When I read the article about Trump's son earlier, I thought to myself, all these women at the side of celebrities look the same, and now this meme comes along and I'm celebrating! Thats so true....I really prefer diversity
Jaya 2 days ago
Is the left picture AI's attempt to create a photo of young Jennifer Connelly?
PenguinEmp 1 day ago
It's not ai Jay. It's actually from back then and the post it came from is dated 2018 so do you think it was ai?
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#18
Michael Largey 2 days ago
Being hit by a texting driver is not a conscious decision.
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Jeff White 2 days ago
While obviously obvious, I am afraid this observation will not change anyone's decision.
Blanchfield also notes that memes have a powerful way of creating connections between people. It’s common for people to feel lonely and isolated in this modern age when we spend so much time staring at screens. But memes can break through these barriers by reminding people that we actually have a lot in common. Memes about mental health issues or common struggles can help individuals realize that they’re not alone. Even funny images about hobbies or music preferences can help people make friends with others who share common interests.
#19
Mike F 2 days ago (edited)
True story, it's good that those are the way they are. When I was in the second hospital after my lung collapse they brought a guy into my room who had just come out of bariatric surgery. It was night time and the curtain was pulled between us. He started, almost immediately, to experience complications from the surgery but could only moan, not talk yet. I got up and dragged my IV stand with me and started yelling down the hallway to get attention. They finally got the dude back into surgery and fixed him up. He and his wife were very grateful as, I was told later, he could have died.
David Morgan 2 days ago
"Well, I was vacuuming the billiards room, in the n**e because it was really hot that day, and I guess I must have tripped and fallen on it"...
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 2 days ago (edited)
It's stressful enough being in the ER without being next to a curtain behind which an entire medical team has rushed in and is doing loud but unknown actions.
Lotekguy 2 days ago
Better that someone else needs that degree of attention than for you to need it.
Load More Replies... CatD 1 day ago
I was in the ER with my husband and we listened to a woman talking to a doctor about her cardiologist. " Who's your cardiologist?" the doctor asked. "Dr Mengele" she said "Oh, he's a good doctor" My husband and I were shaking with laughter. I I were a doctor with that infamous name I would have changed it.
Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
I'm interested to know the context for this picture. I've never been in a single A+E department with this type of layout.
LookASquirrel 2 days ago
Unfortunately my clumsy bùtt has required many trips to the ER starting in the 70's and my dad was schizophrenic so had to go through an ER first before being admitted to a psych ward , and this was how they were in the US, at least in NE Ohio until the late 90's when they started making more individual rooms which i am thankful for.
Load More Replies... Lee Gilliland 2 days ago
And yet you aren't supposed to consult a doctor in a non-private area.
Tim Douglass 2 hours ago
When I was in the ER having chest pains I really didn't care who heard what at that point as long as they could figure out what was going on.
Jayna Mooney 1 day ago
True story, I once correctly diagnosed a girl's symptoms as being her gallbladder before the doctor even came in. We didn't tell him or the nurse, I just said to ask him if her upper abdomen pain shooting through to her back (like being stabbed through with a sword) meant anything. She ended up going straight to the OR. (My mom's doctor told me that's a classic symptom, so when she asked about it, it narrowed down what tests they started with -labs & a CT Scan were all they needed.)
#20
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
I was with my daughter (25 but looked about 15) getting a prescription. She had got a prescription (so they knew her surname), and I was picking one up for my wife. The cashier, when talking about the meds, kept looking towards my daughter. I had to point out that this wasn't my wife, it was my daughter. I mean, I was about 55,and I STILL had to point this out. I'm not sure how people think any more.
Upstaged75 2 days ago
Yeah, my dad was with me at the hospital one time when I was having a procedure. The doctor asked if he was my husband. 🙄 Maybe they see a lot of old guys with young women? 🤷♀️
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Son of Philosoraptor 2 days ago
My ex wife was 5ft zero, tiny and blonde. I had a beard. People constantly thought she was my daughter. We did get her in cheap to the Renaissance Fair though, told them she was 14! 😁
Trophy Husband 44 minutes ago
A couple of weeks ago I was out with my wife and daughter, and I was holding my wife's purse. My wife had wandered off and the salesperson saw me with the person commented on it and I said "thanks, it's my wife's" so she wouldn't think that I just carried around an elaborate first. Is she then starts looking at my 17 year old daughter and thinking something was amiss. But just them my wife walks around the corner and I said "there she is now." And the other person said "oh, that makes sense."
#21
Another great benefit that might come from sharing memes is the fact that they make it much easier to say hard things. Opening up about your mental health struggles can be daunting, but if you find a meme that explains exactly how you feel, sending that might be much less scary. While you might want to eventually be able to express your emotions without the help of a funny image, there’s nothing wrong with easing your way into the conversation.
#22
PenguinEmp 1 day ago
Lies. All lies. I am still using the box my s4 came in. Just the perfect size for passports, birth certificates and tiny but important things as well.
Daya Meyer 2 days ago
Used it to send my phone back for repairing. It had the perfect size and shape.
OneHappyPuppy 2 days ago
*glancing at the new box my phone just came in* *glancing at the other three in my cupboard from old phones* naah...
Mike F 2 days ago
Not a millennial, but you can indeed use them. I put thumb drives in them and write the contents of each of them in the lid.
David Morgan 2 days ago
Multiple drives, or do you have a VERY small phone?
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#23
TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago
Remember, the base has to have a wider diameter than the rest for safe useage
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 days ago
That sounds like something a fox would say...
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Michael Largey 2 days ago
Not really, but they're friendly in so many other ways.
Load More Replies... TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 1 day ago
I just want to thank each and every one of you for the comments on this post. This truly is a Christmas miracle
#24
Remi (He/Him) 2 days ago
No way. I can't fall asleep in just 4 minutes. Even 30 minutes is kinda pushing it
Michael Largey 2 days ago
I would no more give up four minutes of sleep than I would four minutes of oxygen.
Nikki Sevven 1 day ago
I just get up, because the anger I feel at the early awakening will be utterly insignificant compared to the anger at having to wake up twice, 4 minutes apart.
Laura Lawson 2 days ago
My body decides it doesn't want to sleep when I would like it to, but will sleep like the dèad in those 4 minutes. I still don't understand how...
We hope you’re enjoying this funny list full of relatable memes, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones that you can’t wait to share with your friends, and let us know in the comments below how you’re getting in your daily dose of laughter this winter. Then, if you’re looking for another article from Bored Panda that will get you giggling, look no further than right here!
#25
Auntriarch 2 days ago (edited)
A dormouse. I'm definitely a dormouse. And get out of my dámn teapot.
Son of Philosoraptor 2 days ago
I am an owl in a world of hawks ... But I'm ok with that. Reference is from the Demons' Sermon on the Martial Arts, a great book.
#26
UnclePanda 2 days ago (edited)
As a school kid having the bright idea to use hot water from the sink, I 'feverishly' showed my parents my temp of 112F. It didn't go the way I was hoping
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
I did that and the thermometer broke because the water was too hot.
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 2 days ago
Say got the thermometer as a souvenir from US or something
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#28
royal crablets 1 day ago
"I don't have tattoos that low." "Don't worry about it." "Are those both your hands on my shoulders?" "Don't worry about it."
#29
Mike F 2 days ago
Really, I've been closer to "space" on a flight to Atlanta.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 days ago
"Space" when applied to astronauts refers to the void between planets. "Space" when applied to Katy Perry refers to the void between ears.
Lotekguy 2 days ago
I was thinking along the same lines, but you said it better than what I had in process. Kudos.
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Stardust she/her 2 days ago
I swear, stray dogs are so much more chiller because at least they don’t bark at every slight movement unlike someone’s pet dog who will chase you the moment they see you even if you’re not near its owner
Cuppa tea? 2 days ago
A proper dog will be alert, barking and at the door exactly 1 second before doorbell rings.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 day ago
My tiny, less than 1kg female ferret was like this. If she could have barked, I reckon she would have sounded like a blo.ody Rottweiler or something.
CatD 1 day ago
So was my calico. She'd growl when somebody knocked at the door and go see who it was.
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Karl der Große 2 days ago
My dog needs to learn how to size up the competition before barking.
#31
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
That's why pets are awesome. You are ABSOLUTELY their favorite person. Who cares that you're not some other human's favorite person? XD
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Bored Retsuko 2 days ago
Then I remind myself I'm my pets' favourite person. (Not that they have much of a choice though, lol.)
highwaycrossingfrog 2 days ago
This was my neurosis as a very shy child, that no-one really wanted to spend time with me or enjoyed my company, or even thought about me at all (to be fair, I did tend to sit in a corner and not say anything, like a spanner). As a much less reticent adult I think it's my secret superpower because I never worry about what anyone thinks of me. Many people seem to have a lot of anxiety around people thinking critically of them. I continue to assume they're not thinking about me at all.
Stardust she/her 2 days ago
Those a******s always make plans without me and then get offended when I say they’re not my friends
BeesEelsAndPups 1 day ago
@Stardust, not for nothin', but is it possible there's a bit of begging the question here? My friends do things without me, because they aren't my friends. I tell them they aren't my friends, so they do things without me. You're a smart person, but I think you may be looking at things from the wrong angle. Perhaps try, "I will make more of an effort to include my friends in MY plans, to strengthen those relationships". That is how we build a virtuous cycle. If that doesn't work, then they are indeed not your friends, and it's time to make some new ones.
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BeesEelsAndPups 2 days ago
I am my dog's favorite person. Unless my girlfriend is here. Then I spend the next day reminding her of her treachery, by giving her extra cuddles and treats.
#32
BeesEelsAndPups 2 days ago
The fact that I carry a pocket-size computer with me that also knows the time.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
Whenever I get shanghaied into going to a musical or concert or whatnot with my mom and sister and I have to dress up, I slap on this lovely cheap Timex that has a quite-pretty metal band. It actually looks fancy enough to wear with a dress, and it has an Indiglo button for those times when I'm stuck in an interminable, awful musical and I can't pull out my phone to check how much longer I have to suffer XD
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detective miller's hat 2 days ago
If a watch costs that much money, I expect to also receive a small Victorian boy who follows me around and announces the time whenever I ask.
Cuppa tea? 2 days ago
Just bought my first smart watch. Casio F-105, price 21€. It has plethora smart functions - time, date and day of the week.
#33
Scott Rackley 2 days ago
The look my brother and I give each other for the same reason. Our humor is highly inappropriate.
Bob Brooce 2 days ago
If you can't bring a conversation to a screeching halt don't try and tell me you've got a good sense of humor.
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#35
Dave Nalesnik 2 days ago
I had a Japanese friend who was ESL who aaalllmost nailed the metaphor when he exasperatedly said one day,”MAAAN! My s**t is so apart right now!”
HistoryNerd 1 day ago
Please explain why so he understands the context. That's how you learn colloquialisms
#36
Upstaged75 2 days ago
I work from home so I wear PJ-like clothing all the time. It doesn't suck. 😊
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Vexed Panda 1 day ago
I'm good to go till the bra comes off so you better need a rescue within 45 minutes of me getting home!
#37
Λjvo 1 day ago
Yep, the last thing we need in this recruiting hell is for them to hire candidates based on commute time.
Load More Replies... Orange Mum 1 day ago
We run a small demolition company in Australia and yes, it is not free time, so here in Australia in the building industry you get a daily travel allowance added to your pay
Thomas Gauthier 10 hours ago
Does that cover going to the job site or the corporate site? In the US, you're supposed to get paid for going from your assigned or corporate site to the job site. You almost never get paid just for going to the corporate site.
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SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 day ago
This. Especially if some môtherfücker starts a traffic jam. I believe in capital punishment for people who start traffic jams.
TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago (edited)
Not with the housing prices in cities, here in Germany companies and services (like hospitals) have some trouble finding employees because the next affordable housing is too far away to justify the commute
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Lotekguy 2 days ago
He has a lot to be upset about - especially from many of those who claim to be acting on his behalf.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago (edited)
Last time somebody crossed him didn't turn out well for Jesus though...
Krystal Keener 1 day ago
Who tried to put debt collectors in temples again!? Jesus done threw hands about that last time.
CatD 1 day ago
It wasn't debt collectors. It was merchants and money changers.
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Bill Swallow 2 days ago
I'd be wearing a Santa suit 24x7. I would love to have infinite resources to do good things for people. (My favorite episode of 'Twilight Zone' is 'Night of the Meek'.)
Lady Eowyn 1 day ago
One of my favorites, too. The first time I saw it, and Art Carney's character sit down at the bar, I was expecting the usual b******g. They he says he's sad because he can't help others. That episode, and A Charlie Brown Christmas, are the most Christmasy stories out there.
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Julie S 2 days ago
This is why I turn up for work in pajamas because I want to be a bed tester.
Billie Jackson 12 hours ago
(I'm old) At one time there were comics in the newspaper. One of my favorites was L'il Abner, who came home every day just so tired from his job. He was a mattress tester who slept on them every day.
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Michael Largey 2 days ago
"Literally just fold the laundry." Yeah, well I'll leave the fitted sheets to You - You're the miracle guy.
Diane H 10 hours ago
Just tuck one end into the opposite side. There is no trick to this.
Load More Replies... highwaycrossingfrog 2 days ago
*looks nervously at the corner where the clothes have been hanging on the airer for 4 days*
#41
Jeff Anderson 1 day ago
I wish I didn't have to see this meme 4 times a week
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Bob Brooce 2 days ago
Reminds me of this sign thatIi saw in a restaurant a few years ago. next >
#43
AC 2 days ago
At least American children will be used to having a gun aimed at their head at an early age
Bob Brooce 2 days ago
For some reason I immediately thought you should have said "Holy water pistols, Batman!"
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Jaya 2 days ago
Dog: "The lower part of these curtains do not spark joy, I'm gonna get rid of them!"
Jaya 19 hours ago
Yes penguin, obviously I am only repeating the same joke with just different wording (because I wanted to specifically reference Marie Kondo, because I think the idea of a dog who's always walking through the house thinking "hmm, does this object spark joy?" is funny).
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago (edited)
I would never do that because I'm not a fan of ugly backrounds
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
I couldn't imagine doing that even if I was pretty/not hideous XD (I am hideous.) My phone background is my old gray cat, gone these many years but still absolutely loved <3
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nottheactualphoto 1 day ago
Or one of the fakes where his IQ is greater than his hat size
Load More Replies... Msty_Wtrs 1 day ago
Sometimes when I'm dealing with bouts of depression I change my lock screen to a picture of me when I was happiest, it helps a lot to remind me that better things can come.
veirdbuttrue 22 hours ago
I'm happy that this helps you and it makes good sense because when you are in the grip of depression you can't remember a time when you were ever happy!
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Cuppa tea? 2 days ago
That's not old. That knowing your priorities and prioritize mental health.
Anne Edwards 19 hours ago
The most important thing is are those licorice twists raspberry or cherry?
Thalia Lovering 23 hours ago
That's not being old, that's being cold. I never feel the need to stay inside during the summer.
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DrBronxx 1 day ago
I have spent way too much time asking ChatGPT about low yield investments, and how much I would need to invest in order to comfortably live off the returns. After I pay off the mortgage and car loan, of course. Y'know, standard preparation for my surely inevitable lottery win. I know, I know, I have wild plans.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
Aha, so you're a Pisces like me! And you were born in the Year of the Horse XD (I was born in the Year of the Dog.)
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Newcastle, NSW, 10.31am saturday 27th September 1980 ~ (Libra/Year of the Monkey/hates astrology with a burning passion)
laura lee 14 hours ago
I see you ascribe to the philosophy of keep your friends close, your enemies closer
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Zanshin 1 day ago (edited)
Except it's all made up, complete fiction. Even the stars they were based on have shifted, so they don't line up with the astrological signs any more.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
The girl wants to check the son's astrology sign/chart to make sure they're "compatible" astrologically.
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sbj 2 days ago
When you're a child you're disappointed when you get socks but as you age it's all you want for Christmas
highwaycrossingfrog 2 days ago
When you get to my age, you have to start specifying "no socks for Christmas" because you have so many
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I literally just got 6 pairs of socks for Hanukkah that I asked for! I am so happy
TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago (edited)
Not to mention that we owe only 3 pairs of shoes max. - Everyday wear, fancy ones and (if necessary) work boots
BeesEelsAndPups 2 days ago
I have four pairs of fancy shoes (to match different suits). My everyday shoes. My indoor shoes for winter. And two pairs of flip-flops, one for indoor and one for outdoor. I don't walk barefoot in my house because I have pets, and one is a cat who likes to puke on things.
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Alyx Is Indeed A Rock 2 days ago
Did you really have to make an AI picture of a dog being playful
Gizmo 2 days ago
For real! My dogs love to have a no holds barred wrestling match on the bed, the second I get into bed.
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Karl der Große 2 days ago
I would feel this way, too, if I climbed in my truck to find the steering wheel on the wrong side.
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PenguinEmp 1 day ago
Yup that was me. Not a day goes I get texts asking me to give them a smile. They miss seeing my face everyday and the positive things I say.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 day ago
OMG yes. Thank you Chuck, Jim, Matt, Cathy, Bob, Red, Tyeshia….and many more.
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago (edited)
Wrong quote for that scene. Alas poor Yorick, few know your story well.
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LillieMean 2 days ago
This is why all the packages in my house look like they were gnawed open by a loose gremlin after midnight.
Upstaged75 2 days ago
Same. Some days all I ask is that a package/box opens like it's supposed to. That never seems to happen.
Load More Replies... KatWitch57 2 days ago
Only because eventually you remember to use a knife.
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I think the sealing machines do extra glue on every seventh package.
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detective miller's hat 2 days ago
I love how confused people get in my car when Abba comes on after 20 minutes of death metal.
Mike F 2 days ago
The 21st century answer to Top 40 radio. It was a great time to be alive, Iron Butterfly followed by Aretha Franklin followed by Buffalo Springfield...
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Laura Lawson 2 days ago
My play list has P!nk, Meatloaf, Kpop, Miss Saigon, Les Miserables, Queen, Disturbed & the glorious Ms Gloria Gaynor. You never know what's coming next! 🤣
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Lotekguy 2 days ago (edited)
Having a cat with the Moe Howard hairdo doesn't work unless you have a hairless for Curly and a poodle for Larry.
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Stardust she/her 2 days ago
I have an eye that’s small and it’s so sensitive to light that sometimes it appears like I’m winking in bright areas. My greatest fear is that someone would think I was winking at them on purpose and make a move or something
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 day ago
Reminds me of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Except the dog is actually cute.
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Huddo's sister 2 days ago
Same, though the only people who phone me are my mum and sister and it's really hard to get off the phone with them. The first 2 minutes are important things, the rest I only half listen to.
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Stardust she/her 2 days ago
Girl to girl? It’s 10 minutes tops and even that;s pushing it to an extreme
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Spidercat 2 days ago
That is not diagonally cut. It's just slightly off centre. Thanks I hate it...
nottheactualphoto 1 day ago
Regardless of the cut, that looks like some nasty-аss "cheese food." What I do: First, shred the cheese! Second, use a mix of something with good flavor (cheddar, gruyère, etc) and something that's melty (emmentaler, american, etc). Third, "grill" it in a cast iron skillet with butter over low heat; low and slow.
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Lotekguy 2 days ago
You won't always come out ahead from speeding, but if you never speed you never will.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
That is A) Northern Hemispheric, and B) not true in the tropics anyway. So basically only the top 20% of the globe or so.
QuincyForrest 2 days ago
I'm in the northern hemisphere, and since I'm unable to go anywhere else it might as well be the whole world.
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Auntriarch 2 days ago
And you'd have to eat a kilo of sprouts to get the same amount of vitamin C as you can get from four margaritas
Fransanchez 2 days ago
How on earth did you find that out ?!?!?!?!?! That's impressing, tho
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Multa Nocte 2 days ago
But we are only part way through and there is still Christmas . . . . .
Auntriarch 2 days ago
I bought my mother a cheese tree from Aldi for Christmas! Job done.
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Detroit Citizen 1 day ago
iirc they actually did that at the RenCen (GM Headquarters) in Detroit. And once at the Empire State building, NY.
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OneHappyPuppy 2 days ago
As a multilingual and someone who uses three languages on a daily basis, yes, I get this. Luckily I'm not at a point where I mix up the language in regards to who I'm speaking with, as I see is very common with other multilingual people.
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Dave Nalesnik 2 days ago
All social media is designed to keep your attention engaged for as long as possible, so giving you exactly what you want in an efficient manner will NEVER be in the cards.🫤
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
Startup idea: posts from people you actually meet in person. In the order you meet them.
Mike F 2 days ago
If it were possible, I'd love to do with the BP "fam" like we did with fellow CBers back in the 70s. They were called coffee "breaks" and some folks would get together and rent a hall then broadcast the location and time. Everyone kicked in a few bucks and they had refreshments and you got to meet all the people you typically just talked to by radio. They were great fun. I would love to do something like that but we're from all over the world so it's not doable, sadly.
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago
It's a reflex as reaction to expected pain, making a noise or cursing can lower pain intensity
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Bruce Mardle 2 days ago
Reminds me of an episode of "Mork and Mindy" where Exidor painted eyes on his eyelids so his "enemies" wouldn't know if he was asleep.
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Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
If it's not my face, it's my gob. Fortunately, I'm past caring now.
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Robert Trebor 2 days ago
Like having the 2nd letter of a crosswod answer, then getting the 2nd to last, then immediately the whole word.
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Daya Meyer 1 day ago
I would never give the command to my partner that he has to go and make something and than complaining about that he didn't do it the way I wanted. But I wouldn't post pics of a young child on IG so what do I know?
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 days ago
It's the other way around though, winter time is the natural state while Daylight savings was established in WW1 by setting the clocks one hour ahead
highwaycrossingfrog 2 days ago
That doesn't affect the fact that 7 am is now 6 am
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Remi (He/Him) 2 days ago
I've seen this before and I still think they might have taken the tattoo after surviving some heart issue
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Remi (He/Him) 2 days ago
Being bald doesn't stop guys from being hot. Just look at captain Picard
Khavrinen 2 days ago
And women wouldn't have anything to do with me back when I still had hair, so the opposite is also true.
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QuincyForrest 2 days ago
I took a screenshot, flipped it upside down in my photo editor, and all I can see is an upside down bird. Oh. I was told, wasn't I? And I turned it upside down anyway.
Radek Suski 2 days ago
I always ask myself if people posting things like this are expecting me to rotate my 32" Monitor?
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Steve 2 days ago
Seeing how his nose is bigger than most guys d!cks, I doubt he died a virgin.
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Giles McArdell 2 days ago
Just to be pedantic - it's been discovered that the appendix stores extra "good" stomach bacteria for use after an illness when the stomach's levels of bacteria can be low.
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Spidercat 2 days ago
You are clearly blessed. I do get it and wish I didn't. People are vile...
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S Bow 2 days ago
I believe it's referring to having a job in order to pay bills.
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Greg Weaver 2 days ago
If you JUST save 100 dollars every day for a year ......you must have a good job!
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