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Everyday life can get stressful. There’s work and studies to think about. Chores at home. A seemingly endless pile of responsibilities. And then there’s the ever-present pressure to be as efficient as possible. So, when things get hectic and you’ve had enough, it’s a good idea to slow down, take a step back, and have a good, long break. You might go for a walk outside. Or scroll through some random funny memes to decompress.
We’ve collected some of the most hilarious and relatable internet memes from the ‘Chuble’ page on Facebook to help you do just that. Check them out below. And don’t forget to spam your friends with your favorite memes—they could probably use a good, long break, too!
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#1
Jorie 2 months ago
My hairdresser gave me a buzz cut yesterday as I am losing my hair to chemotherapy, and refused payment. She lost her's a few years ago to cancer and said "we are sisters". I started to cry.
Der Kommissar 2 months ago (edited)
I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers. - Emo Philips
Mahiera Etsuhae 2 months ago
He looks a bit salty... You'd think he'd have at least a hint of a smile at retiring. It kinda makes me wonder if he's being forced out. I hope I'm wrong. I wish him a happy retirement, however he got there!
Spidercat 2 months ago
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're not a Londoner...you cannot, under any circumstances, without divine intervention, force a London cabby to do anything they do not wish to do. Salty? This guy was raised on brine. All the best Mike whatever comes next.
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#2
Ronnie Beaton 2 months ago
Recently I saw a Specsavers ad in a bus shelter that was *deliberately* blurry and out of focus. I found it highly amusing.
Rali Meyer 2 months ago
like my pharmacy: "time to renew the prescription." If I wait too long they add free Viàgra
#3
childish gambling addiction 2 months ago
It’s just like my favorite elephant joke: why don’t you ever see an elephant hiding in a tree? It’s because they’re so good at it
Science Nerd 2 months ago
Why does an elephant paint her toenails red? So she can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever found a elephant hiding in a cherry tree? The trick must work.
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Marlene Ricker 1 month ago
Baby elephants are just the cutest and this one, is the cutest of them all!
There are lots of factors involved in making memes truly resonate with people. For one, they’ve got to be relatable. If memes don’t connect with human beings, they’re not successful memes. True memes are ideas, attitudes, beliefs, and points of view that go viral and spread within society.
Humor, though it certainly helps, isn’t technically necessary for this to happen.
However, something that is certainly vital is what emotions you decide to portray with your internet content and online communication. This isn’t as straightforward as you might think.
#4
Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
Someone once said "You're ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road," to a guy hitting on her, and I've been waiting 40 years and never could find a place to use it.
Uncle Panda 2 months ago
"and your mother smells of elderberries." 40 years, still haven't seen a chance to use it.
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Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
That's the price you pay for being faster / smarter than everyone else.
Verena 2 months ago
This is actually the secret to a happy life: Be reliable, punctual, don't let colleagues and customers down - and understand that a 7 out of 10 is in most cases more than good enough to fulfill quality needs (but know when a 10 is absolutely neccesary). Do it quickly, don't procrastinate, and you have seas of time to do what you really like.
Uncle Panda 2 months ago
If you want to find the shortest path between two points, ask a one legged man. ~ anon
Rali Meyer 2 months ago
I did my work in 50% of the time getting 85% result. Couldn't be bothered with the other 15%. And was typically still better than 80% of the others. Oh, I sound like AI results now...
QuincyForrest 2 months ago
My father always criticized me for trying to get things done quickly; "Make TWO trips!" he'd always say, making me out to be lazy. All I was trying to do was be efficient so there was more time available to get even more accomplished. You know, more important things, like watching cartoons.
#5
Arthur Waite 2 months ago
Oh, here's a chance to ask someone who might know: How does one properly pronounce this character's name? I'm in Canada, and the culture rules here vary between USA and Brit.
nottheactualphoto 2 months ago
In the films, they said "Shawn." It sounds like a British (well, non-rhotic) pronunciation of "shorn." Which is, in fact, the pun.
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Phantom Phoenix 2 months ago (edited)
"UK CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS RECOMMEND ADULTS DO NOT REGULARLY EXCEED" So, it's OK for kids? They recommend irregular exceeding? What? Actually, that doesn't matter because the label then suggests 3-4 "units" daily for men, and 2-3 "units" daily for women. Very helpfully, it also defines "UK UNITS" (blurred by BP ffs), as being either 3L or 125mL. Doing the maths on the 3L option... I doubt I could "regularly exceed". That's a lot of Shaun the Sheep juice!
#6
Space Invader 2 months ago
Well, the one who suggested you get pregnant to find out who your friends are definitely isn't one...
Bill Swallow 2 months ago
I don't think that was a 'suggestion' so much as a tersely-worded observation, a shortened version of '*IF YOU* get pregnant, yada yada yada'.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 2 months ago
Not saying it doesn't work, but I'm pretty certain there are easier ways.
Susan Teter 2 months ago (edited)
The professional movers you hire. Good friends are too hard to come by.
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Tina Girard 2 months ago
Yeah - one's that don't impact you for the rest of your life to such an extent.
Positive content tends to be more viral than negative content. What’s more, virality tends to correlate with surprising, interesting, and practically useful content.
On top of that, virality also rises with how prominently the content is featured.
That being said, according to the authors of one study, the intensity of the emotions at play here is also important.
#7
Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
Ack. Sorry, but fried chicken was my first thought as well. Otherwise, cages are fine, but where is the bedding to make them comfortable? Are where is Mom?
Verena 2 months ago
Same, both. The grid is not good for the baby paws, it hurts them. The owner might think that pee is easier to manage like this, but p*o definitely is not. There are pee mats, or use cardboard and newspaper. If people decide to produce animals (or even if it is an accident), then the welfare of mom and babies needs to be priority number one. Unfortunately an alarming number of breeders don't care, and the cusomers neither.
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WindySwede 2 months ago
See, everyone can make spelling mistakes. Please stop correcting petty spelling mistakes? 👍
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Uncle Panda 2 months ago (edited)
Those look like standard veterinarian racks, specifically made close together for tiny paws. You can't sanitize a fluffy pillow between puppies. Is is possible they're sleeping with their feet in the air?
KatWitch57 2 months ago
This does look like a 'holding pen' used while proper accommodation is being cleaned but where is mum?
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#9
Binny Tutera 2 months ago
“Out of stock and we don’t know if or when it will be available again.” So annoying.
WindySwede 2 months ago (edited)
That's why some are smart to have an 'get an mail when back in stock'-feauture. 👍
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Sofia 2 months ago
there is worse: when they let you order (and pay) for it and then tell you that they have to order it
turk 2 months ago
Or just cancel your order. I've had this done when I ordered a matching set for my wife and they canceled one, but sent the other because it was "too late to cancel". So, had to wait to receive the item and then make the effort to send it back for a refund. So annoying. Don't sell products you don't have in stock.
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Seadog 2 months ago
Bass Pro is the worst. They list things for prices they can't even sell them if and when they ever get them. In the meantime, people are calling dealers that are bound by MAP pricing agreements to see if they'll price match. NO. (Bass Pro is bound by the same agreement but when you're the biggest retailer in the world for those items, you get to do as you dang well please and the manufacturers won't say a word about it)
TMTMTMTM 2 months ago
It is occasionally useful, when the site has tables or links to manuals, specifications, and such. (The U.S. orange hardware store, for example.) A few blessed sites say "Superseded by [new product]". I've occasionally used them to look up what I have to see what the category is for that kind of product on the site: for example, a safe I own is breaking down, so I want to see other safes on the site. But those are rare cases. Each site should have a filter for "include out of stock" and it should be OFF by default. Why the dickens do so many sites have that but default to INCLUDE out of stock catalog items?!
The researchers explain that virality is driven by “activation and arousal.” For example, content that evokes so-called high-arousal emotions, both positive (for example, awe) and negative (for instance, anger or anxiety), tends to be more viral.
On the other hand of the scale, content that focuses on low-arousal or deactivating emotions (for example, like sadness) often tends to be less viral.
#10
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
4/10 for this post, his punctuation and grammar could have been better.
Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
Took me way too long to figure out what you were doing here, Nathaniel. I'm REALLY slowing down at 70!
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Science Nerd 2 months ago
Just because you’re not on the payroll you should not show your envy.
#11
Charlie the Cat 2 months ago
Yes, you get points. When you get enough you get money vouchers to spend at Tesco.
Load More Replies... Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
Excellent. Now maybe this shopper will get the point that the clubcard is more than worth it.
Rick Murray 2 months ago (edited)
I am rather inclined to believe that they jack up the prices of stuff sold to non-clubcard holders in order to force people to having the cards and thus have their purchasing history, frequency, location, etc to appropriate, collate, circumstantiate, duplicate, incorporate, differentiate, communicate, consolidate, estimate, aggregate, disambiguate, contemplate, and maybe celebrate with an executive bonus or two before they realise that they're surrounded and confounded by statistic facts.
Load More Replies... Rali Meyer 2 months ago
we have similar reward systems, but the swipee fears the swiper gains (points) from it and decline
Science Nerd 2 months ago
Most US stores I know about will not let you swipe your card for another customer. It upsets the market data they’re collecting about you.
turk 2 months ago
Allegedly. But most cashiers don't care. I've had them use their own cards to swipe for me.
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#12
laura lee 2 months ago
❤️ Douglas Adams, but I have to say it scares me to go back to the gym after a long absence, that's what took him out rip 🙏
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Brian Leahy 2 months ago
Maybe she's a park ranger or something? This might be the view out her "office" window...
Bad Alchemy 2 months ago
No one sees this side of Illinois, because this isn't in Illinois. It's Triglav National Park, Slovenia. https://www.reddit.com/r/CampingandHiking/comments/6fsjq0/completely_blown_away_almost_literally_right_here
“Sadness, anger, and anxiety are all negative emotions, but while sadder content is less viral, content that evokes anxiety or anger is actually more viral. Positive and negative emotions characterized by activation or arousal (i.e., awe, anxiety, and anger) are positively linked to virality, while emotions characterized by deactivation (i.e., sadness) are negatively linked,” the researchers explain.
#13
Natalia Allen 2 months ago
My child's school tried to have them excluded for what they deemed bad behaviour (diagnoses came later) My child finished school passed all exams and took a coaching course and got a distinction. Now goes back to that school as a qualified coach and sees those teachers who gave the worst time squirm and have to be nice!
highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago
I hope the application would have been rejected anyway, otherwise this is just a***e of power at work to exact petty revenge in a way that seriously affects that teacher's life. And then gloating about it whilst including your name and picture for easy identification by your employers.
Svenne O'Lotta 2 months ago
Stop taking jokes so seriously I beg of you 😭
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CatmanDude 2 months ago
It depends upon WHY you were crying as to which of you was the A-hole. I was a Group Home "Parent" for two years, and I noted that even the biggest bully can turn on the tears when they get caught. And INSIST that they were innocent. [Of course, I DON'T know your situation.. It would be better to give more details. And if you rejected this person- years later- for something that was no more substantial than ONE incident, It really doesn't make YOU look very good. IMHO
Trish Wise 2 months ago
Yup! 20 years ago, a bartender co-worker was absolutely horrid to me for the entire time we worked together. A few months ago, he applied for a manager position at my restaurant.....
#14
Joe James 2 months ago
By charity, meaning a democrat money grab? Like what they call philanthropy or non profit???
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 2 months ago
Further proof that human society has its collective head up its @$$.
Auntriarch 2 months ago
Needs to be in a museum. Under a microscope. Like the hamster baculum in that fine upstanding museum in Reykjavik.
#15
Michael Largey 2 months ago
You start the day at work with a six hour crisis, and the next thing you know it's 9:30 am.
Glen Ellyn 2 months ago
This is why I always ran any necessary errands on my way home from work. I knew I'd never want to go back out again once I got home.
Brian Leahy 2 months ago
Of everything I miss from being a kid, I most miss NOT needing to be constantly aware of the time.
Rick Murray 2 months ago
Yup. I woke up, had a lie in, got up, made tea, watched the rain, made another tea... and now it's pitch bloody black and quarter past ten. How can I enjoy my weekend if it goes and plays tricks like this?
Mary Sutherland 2 months ago
I'm retired, and every day is like this now.
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So, for instance, advertisements that relax consumers or make them feel content won’t be as viral as those that amuse people.
#16
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
The version with c*****e in it needs to come back. Just to make kids parties more fun.
Peter Bear 2 months ago
Fun fact; most ADHD medications are stimulants, and as such are basically just Diet Coke(aine).
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Svenne O'Lotta 2 months ago
Orrrrr just put deposit on your plastic bottles. That's what we do here in Denmark where we have the world's oldest deposit system.
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keyboardtek 2 months ago
Just as long as the bottles are not made in China. When we traveled there we were warned not to drink the bottled beer as they randomly explode. Apparently China has a problem with businesses cutting safety corners and making shoddy products.
#17
Sara Frazer 2 months ago (edited)
It's true I've even known a few adults in their mid twenties to early thirties who can't read an analog clock 💀 also reminds me of how I wear a wristwatch every day (analog also lol) and every child who sees it tries to tap on it, like it's a screen, or presses the tiny knób (idk the technical term, but the lil knób to adjust the time) like it's a button.... Always puts another hairline cràck in my soul lol 💀
Science Nerd 2 months ago
How many people who are not baby boomers have seen an actual time clock that you punch?
The Big Bad 2 months ago
In the Netherlands we still teach kids how to read the analog clock. They get tested on it.
Uncle Panda 2 months ago
There have been studies and there are measurable cognitive differences in thinking about time between those raised on analog and those raised on digital. Without the clock face, what does "fifteen minutes to the next hour" really mean? 4:45 tells you how long since the last identifiable digit.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 months ago
oh yeah, because they DEFINITELY stopped making clocks with hands around thirty years ago, and nobody ever has them anymore ever. people love to make out people younger than them are all clueless, don't they.
Sam Trudeau 2 months ago
Didn't think of this first, I thought it was winding up to ring the alarm.
#18
Alan Gale 2 months ago
Just because you cannot see it, doesn't mean that it's not there.
Load More Replies...Furthermore, if you want virality, you can’t avoid certain unpleasant emotions like anger and anxiety.
They can help your content spread further when used right.
On the other side of the scale is sadness, which you probably want to avoid as a marketer, organization, or content creator.
#19
Luke Branwen 2 months ago
IMO any underwear is s**y underwear if worn by a person you love and cherish.
Stygtand 2 months ago
No no no no! You will never see me in underwear this worn out. If my underwear shows even a small sign of breaking. I will throw them out. Imagine if you got into an accident and this is what the nurses/doctors see you wear.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
Look, we do not make the rules, but holey pants are holy pants. This is when they are at there best and most comfiest.
Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
Disagree. The pair on the right only makes me think of the movie "Blazing Saddles."
KatWitch57 2 months ago
Janet Raegar (founder of a line of s*xy range of female underwear) when interviewed said she purchased her own underwear from M&S, she said "If a man has got that far, I want him to be interested in the contents, not the packaging!"
Crissy Newbury 2 months ago
I went to visit my sister in Florida (I’m English) and when I got home my husband said what he had missed the most was not having his boxers ironed… 🙄
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 months ago
if anyone refers to them as panties, that's instantly unsexy. sounds like something a pervert calls them when referring to the underwear of a child.
Susan Teter 2 months ago (edited)
I'll wear s*xy underwear, if you can tell me what in the fresh hell came out of your body and ate the cr0tch out of your drawers!
#20
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
Sit down, in a quiet corner, and with a lamp just right so I can read my book in peace.
#21
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
This is obviously a package for one person, you are supposed to eat all
Glen Ellyn 2 months ago
Only as a very temporary fix when I have only one free hand. I'll fix it when I'm done eating. 😉
“Sadness actually has a negative impact on willingness to share, no matter whether the induced condition of sadness is low or high. Therefore, public health information, for example, is more likely to be passed on if it is framed to evoke anger or anxiety rather than sadness, which is more frequently encountered.”
#22
Bill Kubeck 2 months ago (edited)
My wife loves the outdoors, but bugs are why she doesn't get to there.
Ryan Mercer 2 months ago
You're in luck! Insect populations are collapsing around the globe, even in uninhabited areas. Enjoy it like there's no tomorrow.
Randy Sanders 2 months ago
I hate to break it to you, but, without bugs, none of those plants would be there.
#23
Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 2 months ago
And don't use puppies, etc. for income
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#24
Sara Frazer 2 months ago
That's what my cats say to me with their facial expressions every day
Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
Bah. They didn't mean that. Someone just changed the message with sloppy letter spacing. Still a fail.
Originally, the ‘Chumble’ page was created in mid-November of 2020. Over the past half-decade, the curator has amassed a following of 89k Facebook users. On top of that, the creator of ‘Chumble’ also runs an identically named account on YouTube, where they post various random, entertaining videos.
#25
Rob D 2 months ago
Have you ever seen an owl that didn't look genuinely worried?
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Abby Louise Rexroth 2 months ago
You deserve 10 upvotes for that! Thank you for the smile 🦉🤪
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nut nibbler 2 months ago
I remember laughing at Data in Star Trek ,The Next Generation at the comment referring to television "That particular form of entertainment did not last much beyond the year 2040"....looking at how bad it is these days I'm not laughing now.
Puppy Dancing! 2 months ago
This is why we have the 10+ packages of channels with our cable. ?300+ channels. 8 movie channels too
Joanne Hudson 2 months ago
There are long periods of time these days when I wouldn't.
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Nikki Sevven 2 months ago
Not possible in 2025. By the time you find something you actually want to watch, your food is not only cold, but also expired and moldy.
#27
Seadog 2 months ago
No matter how many times I tell certain people to not call my cell when I'm at work, they call it every time. There's a 50/50 chance it will even ring and maybe a 5% chance if I answer it we'll actually be able to talk. Cell service is nearly non existent at work. We have US Cellular. T Mobile has taken them over and as you've probably seen, T Mobile raves about their coverage. Our coverage is actually worse now then before the merger.
What’s on your mind, Pandas? Which of these memes amused you the most? Which ones took you by surprise and made you laugh aloud? Which memes were so relatable that you couldn’t help but say, ‘same’?
What's your favorite meme of all time? Tell us all about it in the comments! Oh, and if you haven’t already, don’t forget to upvote the pics that you enjoyed the most to give them a little boost upward.
#28
Abby Louise Rexroth 2 months ago
YOU WERE SAYING??? Sorry I yelled but wouldn't you yell if someone was that stupid and arrogant?
Verena 2 months ago
I have a very good friend who has the habit of doing everyday stuff the most complex way possible. It works indeed, in the end. But it causes others double the work to put the stuff right she trashed whilst doing things her way. Otherwise she is a lovely person and dear friend.
#29
Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
And the unlicensed herbalist? (For those who prefer to smoke)
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nottheactualphoto 2 months ago
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
I'm just going to assume the cow knows what it's doing and leave her to it
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 months ago
There’s literally an “express travel needs” section lmfao
#30
Bill Swallow 2 months ago
It's the same principle as when they throttle a rocket's engines up to 110%.
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Faelwolf 2 months ago
Never deployed in the military, or been on an extended camping trip? 72 hour deodorant and baby wipes make life more bearable for everyone.
Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
Bathing every day is not only unnecessary, it's even bad for your skin. (Scientifically proven), better limit it to twice a week (unless you have a job that gets you really dirty). The "bathing every day" was introduced by the soap industry. Just as drinking 3 glasses of milk a day was pushed by the dairy industry. Try it. Yes, you feel grimy the first couple of weeks, until your skin readjusts, but then you (AND PEOPLE AROUND YOU) won't notice the difference. Except for your armpits, they start smelling the next day. So that's why you use 48/72h deodorant.
joann fielding 2 months ago
People, as recently as the 1950's used to bathe once a week, usually Saturday night, to be fresh for church the next morning. The human race survived. That said, you'll have to pry my orange scented body wash from my cold dead hands. Haha
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Diane Tucker 2 months ago
I usually imagine being kidnapped when I think of this. Like, "She still smells good after we kidnapped her three days ago!"
Remi (He/Him) 2 months ago
I always use 72 hour deodorants tbh. The numbers are stinking lies and the normal deodorants hold off sweaty b.o. for something like 6 hours if you're being active
Tyranamar Seuss 2 months ago
These don't work. They trap the stink under flower scent so you smell like stinky flower for 72 hours. Even if you shower. That 72 hour deodorant is impervious to soap. So you just smell like stinky flower or baby powder or whatever.
Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
It's the very fine aluminium powder that stops you from (excessive) sweating, and it inhibits bacterial growth.
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yellowphantom 2 months ago
Seriously never going to be that person. All the old people in my family would get up at 5am and give me a hard time for being a "lag-a-bed". All the articles I read claim you will change your sleep preference as you age. Now in my 70's and sorry, but 5am is still the middle of the night
Onahogar Emmanuel 2 months ago
I agree with the nap, the fruit smoothie depends on the fruits, and the run, nah
#32
B Jones 2 months ago
The best is when you really want to watch a movie even if it's 20 years old so you buy the Blu-ray and after watching it the same movie shows up on streaming 1 week later.
CatmanDude 2 months ago
Honestly, I couldn't find "Bubba Ho Tep" anywhere, so I bought it [cheap, fortunately]. Then, the "Comet" channel ran the hell out of it. The next week. Now, I just need someone to run "Phantom of the Paradise".
Seadog 2 months ago
Streaming will never replace physical copies. Most of the time, the movie I want to see isn't on any streaming service. Sometimes, it's never been on any streaming service and likely never will be. Then there's the number of times it is on there but they want more for you to see it one time than the dang thing cost to own to begin with. But, the generation that thinks streaming is great is also the generation that thinks you can do everything on a phone or table that you can do on a computer.
Sarah Matsoukis 2 months ago
Amazon has every movie I want to watch but only for extra payment because somehow the monthly prime payment isn't enough
Kathy 2 months ago
You do not have to shower every day. "However, daily showers do not improve your health, could cause skin problems or other health issues — and, importantly, they waste a lot of water. Also, the oils, perfumes, and other additives in shampoos, conditioners, and soaps may cause problems of their own, such as allergic reactions (not to mention their cost)." https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193
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Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
Give it long enough and a dog t**d'll turn white. Not so sure about human deposits...
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Giles McArdell 2 months ago
I was like "but those just make paw prints, why would there be shi.... oooh!"
Ashley Elmore Drew 2 months ago
Think of the confusing gait the dog must have...hopping in a zig zag like it is evading a sniper.
#34
childish gambling addiction 2 months ago
Especially if it’s robert de niro
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Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
Feh. That's the difference between liking sports as a player vs liking sports as a self-appointed pundit.
nottheactualphoto 2 months ago
Sports are for playing, not watching. And upvote for "feh." And /usr/local/bin/feh.
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childish gambling addiction 2 months ago
I wish boys weren’t d***s compared to girls, coming from a boy
Robert Millar 2 months ago
Implying that some of them are c**** I suppose.
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 months ago
This. Or music. “I like Franz Ferdinand.” “Oh really? Then what time of day was the lead singer born?”
🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶 2 months ago
Or comics. Or anime and manga. Or video games. Or scifi and fantasy.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago (edited)
Customer complaint. The door I bought off you, when assembled, had a piece missing!
LinkTheHylian 2 months ago
I bought this and put it back together. Took me 9 hours. By the time I was done I was shattered.
childish gambling addiction 2 months ago
Did Walter White and Jesse Pinkman cook that in their lab
#37
2bwhctmvgn 2 months ago
I'm not a fan of tattoos in general. I don't know that I've ever seen someone and thought "You look better with that tattoo", but I also recognize that appearance isn't always the motive, and I'm not the judge and it's none of my business. But also, I continue to be astounded at how much it costs for someone to look slightly to significantly worse than they already do.
Gracie Mae 2 months ago
I'm a big fan of body art & have numerous tats. You'd never know it though, if you just went on appearances--I'm a (somewhat, lol) respectable senior citizen with a gaggle of grandkids. Got my 1st one at age 36, last one at 64. Each tat has special meaning to me and was not a fad thing or drunken decision, which is why they are only visible if I WANT them to be seen. It's as much a personal choice as dying your hair or wearing makeup (I don't do either).
Load More Replies... Kerry Palmer 2 months ago
I get so tired of seeing homeless people begging for money with an arm full of tats. Obviously they have no idea of priorities.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
There is a women's version of this coat. The pockets are smaller.
Sara Frazer 2 months ago
Or completely fake 😭 I recently bought a pair of women's cargo shorts, they were comfy and I liked the look, thought it had 6 pockets. NOPE! Only the two front pockets were actually pockets; the side and back pockets were decorative stitching and buttons. Half of me kicks myself for not checking before purchasing, but also, FAKE POCKETS SHOULDN'T BE A THING, DANG IT 😭😂🫠
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Uncle Panda 2 months ago
I had my finger poised to buy a 38 pocket traveler's vest but at the last second, my brain said, "You realize this just gives you 37 chances to not find your passport."
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emlab kerba 2 months ago
I was going for a paralegal associates and when I would ask certain questions I was told "you'll have to figure that out, when you start working you'll need the skill to find things out on your own." And I was like, I'm paying to find things out right now???
Jo Firth 2 months ago
Was at a TAFE class one night and had to leave 15mins early. Sat at the back of the room so I didn't create a disturbance leaving. Lecturer (aptly named) stopped speaking and said, "Excuse me but you need to ask me before you leave as I am responsible for your safety". My response, "I'm 46 years-old and don't need your permission to leave a room. Oh, and I don't recall you escorting me to my car in the past so figure you don't care too much about my safety". Interestingly, I barely passed his class but excelled in all the others. What a pratt!!
Uncle Panda 2 months ago (edited)
I remember when the consumer mentality swept through the university (in the us). The faculty were so startled and put out, and in a way they were right. You can't let the chickens run the barnyard, and they can't finish the day's material if they have to stop for everybody's input. At the same time, the students are also right. Education became too damnn expensive to treat causally and consumers these days demand input. But if we let them decide, a vast proportion would make college such a cakewalk that there's no reason to attend. Just whip out a fake diploma.
Auntriarch 2 months ago
I got my degree at Open University, most of us were, ahem, mature students, and most of the tutors treated us like responsible adults. Some of them however did not. You do not yell at a grown woman who is fitting her studying between to three children and a part time job who finds out the hard way that Cheltenham traffic is no better on a Saturday afternoon.
Load More Replies... Jonas Fisher 2 months ago
Huh? So, she doesn't want the professor to teach her? Sounds like a d*****t to me.
Svenne O'Lotta 2 months ago
That they refuse to be spoken down to? Yeah soooooooo horrible
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Lady Eowyn 2 months ago
Wow, I'm getting a reputation. Ok, here it is: "you are a Grandma."
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KatWitch57 2 months ago (edited)
Stage Cue: [Volcanic eruption lighting as backdrop, with sounds of thunder]. Cast Cues: 4 x elderly women. 2 x 'wise' old men. 2 x demons. 1 x woman who doesn't give a 'flying f*ck' bu5t who would dearly like to kick *ss!
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
When you leave for the day at work, then pop back, "Good morning!"
Crissy Newbury 2 months ago
I go back, stand there looking blank because I can’t remember what I came back for.
Gracie Mae 2 months ago
nope, not British...I think it's pretty much universal. Or maybe it's just a thing for those of us that are quick-witted and easily amused
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Uncle Schmickle 2 months ago
Love it. Woman to WC Fields : " Do you like children ?" Answer : " Yes, if they're properly cooked ".
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B Jones 2 months ago
How are any of these comments easier than just learning north south east west?I understand for the order of planets or the music notes but this?
SkyBlueandBlack 2 months ago
Right? Like, I never had a problem remembering directions. My preschool teacher used to take us on walks and ask me which direction we were going. Apparently one of my ancestors was a compass.
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CultOfBambi 1 month ago
Anyone else remember it as 'Never Eat Silk Worms'?
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Faelwolf 2 months ago
For us the mnemonic was for the order of the planets. "My Very Exuberant Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles". Yeah, Pluto was still a planet, I'm old!
Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, Amen
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Puppy Dancing! 2 months ago
Face the rising Sun in the east, hands at my side. North to left and South to right. West behind me not in sight.
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Brian Leahy 2 months ago
Thanks to quantum egg-entanglement, your destinies are now forever entwined...
Giles McArdell 2 months ago
Sandwiches - sold in those triangular packages - the top part and the bottom part are NOT FROM THE SAME SANDWICH! You and two other people are sharing 2 sandwiches!
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Brian Leahy 2 months ago (edited)
I live on a cul-de-sac. By happenstance, I have the widest arc of curb of any house on the circle. My next door neighbor regularly parks a car on the curb in front of my house since he has almost no "curbage" on his own property. It doesn't bother me at all - I have all the room I need in my driveway - but once I had an unusual number of cars at my place when I was having some repair work done, and my neighbor railed at one of the workers that he'd call the police if he couldn't park in his usual spot - in front of my house. It never quite came to that, but part of me would like to have seen him trying to explain to the cops how we'd wronged him...
ymzn8j5zsf 2 months ago
And what about those absolute morons that put a ‘No turning in the driveway’ sign! Imagine the mindset it takes to be that utterly selfish! 🤯
MotherRobinson 2 months ago
I hate that. Sometimes you just need to turn around. It's just for a moment jeez.
Load More Replies... AtMostAFabulist 2 months ago
I had a car parked in front of my house for 3 days. I called the police wondering if it was abandoned.
Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
I'm older and it gives me some joy to read threads as years go by and see younger "OK Boomer" types slide into boomerhood :)
nottheactualphoto 2 months ago
Boomerhood is a function of the year you were born, not your age. If you were born after 1964 (I think), you'll never be a boomer.
Load More Replies... Kurt Grossman 2 months ago
I live in a cul-de-sac and people will use our driveway to turn around rather than the circle in front of them
Rebecca McManus 2 months ago
I live in a small residential street, we can identify the non residents who randomly park on our street because they take up 2 car spaces, some of us have started to deflate the tyres if they're there more than a day, not a lot but enough to trigger the sensors. Not many strangers park outside our houses anymore.
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Moving Enigma 2 months ago
Rubbish... It looks like when I've tried before my wife comes to takeover, fill the holes and fix the problem. She irrationally loves me nevertheless lol
QuincyForrest 2 months ago
I have a filly finder but it's broken. Worn out from lack of use.
Load More Replies... Crissy Newbury 2 months ago
Should have a fixed a length of wood to the wall first. Every woman knows that.
Agent Smith 2 months ago
I'll give most things a go, and generally get there in the end. Sometimes better than a man or hired help.
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Kelly H. Wilder 2 months ago (edited)
ARFID, food aversion, texture sensitivity...limited dietary options aren't fun for anyone.
Meyrin 2 months ago
You are the 3rd north American that has an issue with tomatoes, wtf are they feeding you there ffs. I invite you to come to the Balkans in summer and try what we grow there.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 months ago
Ever had a beefsteak tomato? It's the standard type here, and they're awful. I hated tomatoes until I discovered literally every other type of tomato. I'm growing romas this year.
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
Fortunately we habe choices today. We do not need to eat vile stuff like asparagus, olives, tomatoes and countless other things. As an adult who makes his own money, i can go and buy a whole cake with whatever indegriedients i choose and eat all of it. No one can stop me. For the same reason no one can make me buy and eat something i dislike. It is not picky if i make the food i like the most because life is to short to eat something that is not absolutely delicious
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
Picky eaters are just being difficult for the sake of it. Being awkward about food is not a personality type. Just do not force cherries on me, they are disgusting and I cannot even eat anything that has shared the same plate as cherries.
Gingersnap In Iowa 2 months ago
I was going to invite you to dinner but the only thing I know how to fix is cherries.
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Bill Kubeck 2 months ago
Food animus has several causes and they should all be respected. it may be biological, it may be cultural, or it may be upbringing. For me, it was was mother forcing lima beans on me until I threw up on the dinner table. We both learned from that.
Tabitha 2 months ago
For me it was beets. I hated them as a child. However, they were my mother’s favorite vegetable, and she used to try to force me to eat them every time she served them, which was a lot. My father finally had to stop her from doing that, because he didn’t like beets either, and hated to see my mother try to force me to eat them. I still hate them as an adult. (My father was the same one who made my mother finally see that I hated the well done pieces of shoe leather—-steak—-she would fix for me, because I would beg pieces of his rare steak off of him. “Kathryn, for heaven’s sake just fix her steak rare from now on because she’s eating half of mine!”)
Load More Replies... K Barnes 2 months ago
I now love some of my formerly HATED foods like olives and tolerate ones like cilantro, even though both absolutely disgusted me. I forced myself to acquire a taste or at least build tolerance for them, which most picky eaters (but not all) could also do with effort. IMO it's immature to try something once and never again. I'll leave and take my downvotes now.
Jackie Lulu 2 months ago
As I get older, I have more aversion to certain foods. Sometimes it's taste, sometimes texture. And I'm not going to eat anything just to be polite. Ex, bananas, Brussel sprouts.
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Lucy Covington 2 months ago
Wow, I never knew ARFID was a thing. I just thought I was picky, not a foodie person.
George Costanza 2 months ago
Picky eaters are the worst. Any date I went on with a picky eater was usually both the first and last date. Just not worth my time.
Spencers slave no more 2 months ago
I hate fresh tomatoes, all of them, but I love tinned tomatoes.
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Dave Hinckley 2 months ago
I believe there is no box, outside of which I must think.
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Anything is better than ChatGPT. I don’t care if you write it in crayon on a cardboard flap ripped off a box. As long as it’s your own words.
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Harlsen Chesterton 2 months ago
Not that long ago it was quite common for people to post a copy of their CVs online. I would Google my own name +CV and basically just copy theirs. If you put their 2nd to last job as your last job and give that as the reference if they do check your reference no-one will know you not the guy
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Piper Liniger 2 months ago
365 days in a year, 100 pennies in a dollar, a penny a day = 365 pennies which = $3.65.
WindySwede 2 months ago
OP is the same that says stop with avocado and netflix, buy a house in a year!
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Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago
Wow, I wonder what saving a dollar a day would be at the end of the year.
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Kim Steffen 2 months ago
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
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Nuku Nyara 2 months ago
Freeze them and make lemon juice for lemonade and lemon bars and lemon meringue
The Queen of France 2 months ago
But…now you’re part of a math problem and how cool is that?!?
April Pickett 2 months ago
Sharing produce is a nice neighborly thing to do.
Load More Replies... Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
What in the name of everything holy would you do with 45 Tesla's? And more importantly WHY?
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
British 18 year olds have at least four years experience of getting drunk under their belt.
Moving Enigma 2 months ago
Yeah but in the USA they need to get them used to handling firearms before the key them get drunk as the other way around would make sense...
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Nils Skirnir 2 months ago
UK 18 yr olds don’t have 15 years of active shooter drills under their belts
Meyrin 2 months ago
21y/o Americans getting drunk for the first time, 21y/o Balkan's "yeah I'm old now I need to stop drinking"
FreeTheUnicorn 2 months ago
If you think there are Americans who wait til 21 to drink you've been taken in by tv
Load More Replies... childish gambling addiction 2 months ago
American people and British people are completely different.
Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
Look at an 18 year old British dude that looks 15. While an 18 year old American looks 30
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 months ago
Ain't that the truth! When I went to America at 15, I felt like an adult among children.
Socrates 2 months ago
I live in the US, and at 15, I feel like an adult among children.
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Faelwolf 2 months ago
Back in the 1980's, I always kept a messy car. An antique dealer gave me an old newspaper for my interest in history, and I stopped by to visit my sister, who started giving me some flak about it. She asked me how long had it been since I cleaned out my car and picked up the newspaper, with the glaring headline "Great Britain Warned to Beware N**I Tricks From Hess". It's still a running joke in my family that I haven't cleaned out my car since World War 2. :)
Seadog 2 months ago
Bank repossessed an "82 Ford EXP (remember that little 2 seater?) I prepped it for auction. I filled 3 55 gallon trash cans with the garbage that was in that car including 1/2 eaten food. And trust me when I say those cans were FULL, as in packed. The only part of the car that was partially clear was the drivers seat. Even the drivers floor had trash. Car cleaned up good though.
Feel the Pain 2 months ago
I probably could have lived out of my car for a few days (with my kids) the c**p I had in my car...
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
Give your face full rein. People will bring you coffee and not bother you otherwise.
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Serena Myers 2 months ago
Amateur, youngster, child, OP, the days before we even had supermarkets, and everything was closed on a Sunday, nary a pint of milk or a gallon of petrol to be had in the land!
Auntriarch 2 months ago
Rubbish. Partly because you can always find a little Tesco open, and partly because the most annoying thing is not being able to buy a bottle of wine before 10 an.
Crissy Newbury 2 months ago
Personally, I think shops should close all day Sunday. We need to get over it.
Harlsen Chesterton 2 months ago
I remember when the pubs shut in the afternoon on Sundays and time was called earlier too. Im just about old enough to remember when some shops closed on Wednesday afternoons too.
Annik Perrot 2 months ago
Here in France they close at 1pm on Sundays. Those that open on Sundays as quite à few don't.
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Serena Myers 2 months ago
An inkwell and an ink pen that you had to fill by using a small lever thingy on the side, before ink cartridges, I've forgotten how many years ago that was, 60 years perhaps, but I've still got a callous on the side of my middle finger. So has my husband. Probably when we were being taught joined-up writing, aka cursive. So fast the years fly! :)
Aileen Grist 2 months ago
We had pens that were a shaped piece of wood and you added a nib. You dipped it in the inkwell at the back of your desk and it dripped all the way to the paper and then some. Also I'm left handed so I then smudged all the ink with my hand going over it - ended up with unreadable writing, ink all over the desk and my hand.
Jackie Lulu 2 months ago
Left handed here, I turned the paper so that wouldn't happen . Teacher would come around and turn the paper around. I'd turn it back.
Load More Replies... Oerff On Tour 2 months ago
This meant you were "mature enough" not to write on your classmates
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
I was in the first group to be given a pen to use at school. My proudest achievement.
Kitty Smith 2 months ago
I was also in the first group to use a pen. My first anxiety attack.
Load More Replies... Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
I started with a pencil the size of a telephone pole and paper that you could see wood chips in :P Then stick pen, fountain pen and finally a ballpoint (that leaked)
Never Snarky 2 months ago
We went from pencils to ink cartridge pens that always made a mess when you changed the cartridges.
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Uncle Schmickle 2 months ago
I used to be an " Ink Monitor " in Primary school, i.e. had to fill the inkwells in the classroom desks. What a messy job ! Somewhere between 1958 - 63.
Huddo's sister 2 months ago
We got our pen licence in grade 4 (I was third in my glass to get it). My sister actually got a laminated licence, which is still in her wallet (she is 26!)
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Jude Corrigan 2 months ago (edited)
It says, 'This is the truth. I have just seen a Deliveroo driver (delivers takeaways/shopping) on a bicycle do a wheelie (ride with front wheel in the air) and the customers are going to wonder why there is KFC gravy all over their house(when they open their KFC meal, after delivery). The OP believes that the wheelie would have dislodged the lid from the pot of gravy that has been packed for delivery.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
Not me personally, but hardly a month goes by without seeing one being put out for the rubbish
Jonathan Garratt 2 months ago
Not a table, that's a corner TV stand - and yes, I'm looking at one.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
When you used to create a veritable crash helmet with your gel.
Robert Trebor 2 months ago
O'Dell's hair trainer. 8 year old me breaking my hair loose all through the sermon.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure we fought at least one war to prevent such things...
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Kitty Smith 2 months ago
Hi brit here, we're the ones who use this currency. This is not normal pricing she needs to shop some where else.
Pwhge Kfkfgnme 2 months ago (edited)
It's not Waitrose. Their most expensive jar of instant coffee is less than a tenner. Though you do have to suffer all the other customers chanting "Shame, Shame" as you walk to the till.
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PeepPeep the duck 2 months ago (edited)
Thank goodness it’s only kipling brand 😂 those baked goods taste like absolute garbage. Kid can have them
Jenny 2 months ago
Mr Kipling Country Slices are delicious! I had some last night. 😋
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Willow-60 2 months ago
Definitely agree, I won’t have KFC anymore, the only reason is because of the chips , they are disgusting
Seadog 2 months ago
The KFC here did in fact serve at least 1 deep fried rat. I refuse to eat KFC.
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 2 months ago
KFC in Darwin was hilarious 😂 no salt, on anything. The chicken itself was super super lean and not fatty. I hated it personally but me and my bf were laughing at the attempt of a ‘healthy kfc’
Ruth Banbury 2 months ago
I used to live near a retail park with 3 drive throughs , 1st was Costa for coffee, then zoom over to KFC for chicken, then to McD for fries and a McFlurry, then home :D
Paige Merlin 2 months ago
UK - KFC chips are some of the best chips from fast food options in our local area.
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Oerff On Tour 2 months ago (edited)
No, get sponsored by the dentist and post it on your channel. Under 50k you'd have to pay full price
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Sara Frazer 2 months ago
Meh, partner and I are very introverted, love to sit in wilderness among trees and nature without seeing another human for at least 24 hours. The *perfect* campground for us is in the Wenatchee forest, where we could lounge by a shallow slow river all day, view elk in a meadow at sunset, hear wolves (or coyotes?) across the river at night. Used to not see another person for 3 days. Last weekend we tried to camp at a state park near Mt. St. Helens...omg. There was a group of several obnoxious adults like 20 feet/6 meters away from us. It was awful. And the bathroom was about 50ft/12 meters away, and the toilets were SO LOUD. We paid for two nights, didn't even stay 24 hours. I wish we could've went back to our favorite campground. It's just the thought of driving over the mountains is scary since my lovely '98 Dodge Ram truck has been acting up
Auntriarch 2 months ago
We go to the same place every year, a glamping yurt in west Wales. We don't see anyone, just hear owls and see bats. We do love a city break, but our week at this place is magic.
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Miriam Insidecor 2 months ago
It's totally weird and boring. Way too many new and exciting places to explore in the world.
Saint_Zipcodus 2 months ago (edited)
A friend of mine has been spending her vacations in the same town every year for decades now. Preferrably in the same apartment. I honestly did NOT understand. Then she explained: "My life is so full of catastrophes" (it is, due to health issues in her close family), "I don't need surprises in my time off." Now I kind of understand, even if I personally choose differently.
Crissy Newbury 2 months ago
Husband’s cousins go to same hotel in Egypt twice a year. Have done for years. Hotel gave them an award. 😬
PeepPeep the duck 2 months ago (edited)
Well I travel for work a lot, so when I can holiday, I do go home to the same place everytime myself - Gold Coast.
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Dave Hinckley 2 months ago
Unfortunately, the world is filled with Darwin Award wannabe candidates.
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Brian Leahy 2 months ago
A&E is a hospital emergency room, not the US cable station.
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Tango Wox 2 months ago
Kinda takes the funny out when you think about who the "bf" was and what happened to these girls.
Der Kommissar 2 months ago
After the war, they got free haircuts images-68c...3105d6.jpg 
paul tress 2 months ago
these women were publicly shamed after the war, stripped and heads shaved in public.
Max Fox 2 months ago
They deserved to be, just like any person who fraternized or collaborated with the Nazis. Or anybody who still fraternized or collaborates with Nazis.
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To bad that weren't bashing those boyfriends until they were unalive Germans.
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Seadog 2 months ago
He's either hung like a horse or he can lick his eyebrows clean or both. The real question is, how many of these guys know the real mileage on the odometer?
Load More Replies... Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
7/10 for the short version of my name. Wonder what the full Nathaniel would get?
Auntriarch 2 months ago
The Full Nathaniel, is that a euphemism for something?
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Michael Largey 2 months ago
To save you the trouble, the OP made $400. (-800 + 1000 + -1100 + 1300 = 400)
Binny Tutera 2 months ago
No, $300. The person made $200 in the first sale. Then used the thousand dollars plus $100 of the profit to buy it back. Then sold it for another $200 profit. Total profit would be $300.
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Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
This seems very niche... https://thesportsgrail.com/43-24-joke-meaning-explained-and-reference-to-skrillas-doot-doot-song-lyrics-explained-as-meme-goes-viral/
Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago
I just read the article you linked. I still don't get it.
Load More Replies... Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago
What is 43 + 24? Perhaps one of my fellow pandas could tell me?
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Seadog 2 months ago
Hooters was just the beginning. Now there's The Tilted Kilt and Twin Peaks and probably many more I've never seen. Not to mention the bartenders that wear bikinis or lingerie. Bikini car/bike washes. If you got it, flaunt it. As for Hooter's, there was one in SC we visited a few times that did have good food and very nice staff (not referring to their build). One visit my son was recovering from an wreck where he had to learn to walk again, so all the waitresses got on each side of him and held him up so he could have a standing picture with them. Their idea, not ours. Their way of showing support for the Army.
Apatheist Account2 2 months ago
Go woke, go broke! They went away from their USP. There will be men who prefer the fuller figure, but more that prefer the slim and pretty with disproportionately large chests.
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