50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About
Interview With ExpertEvery once in a while, we all need a mental reset that doesn’t involve downloading another wellness app or committing to a 3-hour nap we’ll regret later. That’s exactly why we’ve pulled together this collection of hilarious, painfully relatable memes from a wildly popular Instagram page.
Think of it as your digital escape hatch. Whether you’re fake-typing in a Zoom call, avoiding the dishes, or just craving a little serotonin, these memes get it. They hit all the right nerves in the funniest ways possible. So go ahead, scroll, snort, send them to your group chat. Because in the middle of all this chaos, you’re definitely not alone.
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Any preschool or kindy would be thrilled to give it a home. The kids could each take turns feeding something to the hungry caterpillar at the right time while the story's read to them.
Ow that’s a brilliant idea , I’m sure the local village school in my little village ,would love this , if I could crochet I’d be tempted to make one for them but I can’t sadly tried for many many decades n nope
Load More Replies...I love this one every time I see it. It would make a great baby gift. So cute!
My 2 year-old grandson would love this!
Load More Replies...This is so cute, dogs are just baby's with extra legs. I bring my dog to the local playground at night when it's empty and he loves the slide and I put him on my lap on the basket swing
I don’t know why Crystalwitch60 got downvoted. Pugs really do suffer and people should stop breeding them. They just think “these pugs are so cute, I’m going to breed them” and they don’t understand how much pain they go through.
Pathetic. Dogs are not babies and those who pretend they’re parents to dogs are the most stupid. You can love your dog as much as you want, it may know 1000 tricks you trained it for but it’s still a pet not a son or a daughter. This is why the world is so f****d up, these stupid people caring for dogs while the children next door starve.
Oh god me and my daughter LOVED book fairs!! Every time we pass a school that has a banner advertising one we’re like “Bookfair!”
My grade school did something like this. All books purchased at the book fair were donated to the school library where all children, including the donor's, could read them
I LIVED for those book fairs in school - I absolutely adore this idea! 💖💖💖
Memes make us laugh, and sometimes, we laugh harder than we expect to. But here’s the thing: not everyone sees memes the same way. Sure, we all enjoy the humor, but our lens differs. Some people scroll by, others pause to think, and a few save them for future use. It’s fascinating how one image can mean ten things to ten people. And yet, we’re all in on the joke.
For instance, you and I might laugh at a meme about Monday blues. But an artist might see the storytelling, structure, and even composition. Memes aren’t just random pictures, they’re clever, compact expressions. They hit fast and leave a mark. That got us thinking… do meme creators and comic artists speak a similar visual language? We decided to find out.
It’s a big thing here in uk in the Cotswolds , our village pub a busy one allows dogs huge outdoor village green ligit next to it and allowed in the main bar n back room but not the restaurant for the inhuman people as don’t like dogs lol 😂 there always loads down there my daughter now 24 has worked there since she was16 , n when dogs come in it’s like gotta say hi n give em a treat all the staff do its lovely ❤️
Load More Replies...The one on the phone looks just like my Bentley...wondered why my phone was draining battery so fast.
Sadly, the toys are onto her and refuse to move while she's watching
What kid didn't secretly think their toys and dolls didn't come to life after they left the room? I sure as hell did even before Toy Story lol
I watched Jim Henson's "The Christmas Toy" when it aired in 1986 and I was 9, and was convinced my toys came alive.
Load More Replies...i still do something like this. i treat my pokemon plushies and figurines with respect, never tossing them or letting them collect dust, arranging them in a way so their bones dont get stiff, even putting my favorite pokemon plush next to a plush of ramen so we can eat our ramen together. you know.... just in case........
They be hiding peeking out like we know your not really leaving can’t fool us lol
Load More Replies...That "baby" is at least 11 years old ... that's old is that meme.
Load More Replies...I was about to post the exact same comment. He could also be a cast member from Book of Mormon. :)
Load More Replies...No, a great uncle would be your grandfather or grandmother's brother
Load More Replies...My brother's baby is due in three weeks. I showed this picture to my sister and she was so excited and is planning to do the same!
😂😂😂bless him lol congrats on the ikkle bundle of joy , I really hope they got a good pic of uncle holding the baby in his suit and put it out on show at home , cos that is a really wonderful thing to do , what a guy ❤️
To understand this better, we spoke to Srivastao Rao, a comic strip writer who got his start in the 1990s. He contributed to local newspapers across India and still has stacks of his old work at home.
Known for his clean humor and everyday storytelling, he’s seen how humor has evolved. “I love seeing how people express emotions now,” he told us. “It’s faster, bolder, and full of flavor.”
wut the f**k bro chill out u on d***s or something? Holy s**t
Load More Replies...There's a species of beetle that gathers in MASSIVE numbers at certain times of the year for a big beetle love-fest, and some inevitably end up wandering around in my bathroom. Like little dude, I know you're in the mood and all, but you're really not my type.
This made me laugh so hard, I went lightheaded. 👍👏💯
Load More Replies...My cats saw a bug earlier. So of course they've spent the last 8 hours looking for it again. I think one of them ate it but doesn't remember. :)
That happens with flies in my house. They’re all really good at catching but two of them play with it until it dies and then walk away. The other one plays with it until it dies and then eats it
Load More Replies...We had a WICKED storm come thru the other night and it brought out lots of things to shelter under my awning. I wish I had photographed it. Sadie was very interested in the screen door. There was a little tree frog and a huge junebug on the screen and poor little Sadie was beside herself.
Citronella is toxic to cats and dogs. Just something to keep in mind.
Load More Replies...I hope it was a curse word. In high school I taught my girlfriend's grandmother's African Grey to say a bad word. She never found out who did it.
There's a great YouTube channel called Apollo and Frens where a couple have an African Grey. (Apollo) He earned a world record for verbally identifying items. And he's hilarious too. I love hearing him talk.
Load More Replies...There's a video of a green parrot singing "A Pirate's Life for Me" that makes me laugh every time.
What if it was a secret confession like "oh no. I think i killed the housekeeper!" How crazy the criminal would think their guilt is driving them. Sounds like a Twilight Zone Episode
Nah. Parrots don’t really talk. You can easily tell they’re just repeating sounds.
the first person to hear a parrot talk was the first person who taught it. Talking is not a born attribute.
Mimicking is. They will copy words/sounds that they hear frequently. My budgies learned to mimic the sound of my Xbox turning on. Confused the c**p out of us the first few times
Load More Replies...I think I prefer the term "guardian" over "owner". "Parents" could have also worked, too.
Load More Replies...“Writing a comic strip requires you to think in frames,” Srivastao shared. “You have just a few panels to set a scene, create tension, and land a punchline. It’s tight and tricky, but fun. The hardest part is being relevant in so little space. You’re working within limits, but trying to say something universal.”
“And while memes are often created casually,” he continued, “I find a striking similarity between the two. Memes also use setup and punchline, just with fewer frames. In fact, many are only one frame. But the humor, the timing, the cleverness? It’s all there.” He smiled.
A long time ago, me and the ex stsrted putting important oapers in a cardboard box. We started calling it " the important papers box". It sat on the shelf in the closet. Been divorced 15 years, still have the box. Good to know just need grab one box if need to get out fast ( house fire, wildfire, etc ).
yup. got my birth certificate, paint chips, and holographic pokemon cards in the same drawer as my hot glue and paints. as you can see i take very good care of my stuff
Real problem with a pound puppy. Even age is just a guess based on tooth tartar.
Load More Replies...Bingo. Nine times out of ten, it’ll be January 1 of whatever year your vet estimates they were born in (if actual birthdate isn’t documented).
Load More Replies...The only one I have an exact DOB for is my old man cat, Ramses, who'll be turning 18 on the 23rd. The other two kitties are rescued ferals, so they get celebrations for the day I took them in.
That’s so sweet! I have a cat called Chuck but don’t know his date of birth. He’s about 13-14 years old.
Load More Replies...Just recently I was thinking that I don't know the birthday of one of my cats and I got worried. Now I'm terrified!
I think it's a six-pack, but at least we know how your mind works.
Load More Replies...“Both are visual shortcuts to a bigger feeling,” he explained. “They rely on what people already know. You don’t have time to explain the whole thing. Whether it’s a comic or a meme, you work with what the audience brings with them. That’s why timing and culture matter so much.”
Patrick regretted his smarmy attitude when he was taken into the side room and the latex gloves were produced.
We want to make sure it is peanut butter......................................
Load More Replies...I was once flying back to UK from visiting my home country, and my boyfriend who was also from the home country asked for specific brand of butter, insisting it’s the best butter he ever tasted, and a bread from specific bakery. So I bought it, placed it in an insulated lunch bag and proceeded to the airport. Security debated for a while whether butter is liquid or solid, before deciding it is solid at the moment, and will in all probability remain solid by the time I reach my destination and let me and the butter go. It was my boyfriend’s birthday and he was very happy.
You can’t take bottles of water through TSA! It might be a bomb!!!…So I need you to put it in that bin, with the 200 other “bombs”…Have a wonderful flight!
Right? I was trapped in an airport overnight over Xmas, and I couldn't believe you couldn't bring water in, but you can totally buy their $16 bottle of water and bring it on the plane! (It was the first time I've flown in over a decade)
Load More Replies...I'd say peanut butter is a liquid with a relatively high viscosity. However, I will never be in the OP's situation. Any peanut butter jar you find me with will be empty and scaped quite clean.
What if, actually, the one facing us is a member of a kidnapping/extortion ring and the one at the atm is being forced to transfer her life savings to save her family?
Or...what if they're both secret agents in disguise who got pick pocketed and need cash?
Load More Replies...Maybe they are hacking into the world bank through this particular ATM and need not to be disturbed.
This looks fake, a 9 year old should be able to spell better than that.
Well, the poster does say that they were an idiot
Load More Replies...If this is how American 9-year-olds write, that explains a lot. Elsewhere in the world, kids write like this at age 5-6
That is some awful spelling for a 9yr old but super funny. By 2007 hello 2008 🤣
Hmm…I’m gonna have to go with fake. The letters and numbers are written too clearly for the spelling to be so off.
Most of us are at that age. Some more than others. I'll leave it up to you to decide in which group you belong. 🤭
“Back in the day, we didn’t have the instant reach that memes get now,” he said. “If a comic landed well, it was because someone cut it out and stuck it on the fridge. Today, a meme can go viral in hours. You don’t need a publisher, you just need a phone. It’s amazing and a little overwhelming, honestly.”
Not actually far-fetched. My daughter once referred to turning the night light off as "wanting the dark one." The girl scares me.
"Hello, darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again / ..."
I hated having the landing light on when I went to bed, but the switch was down two flights of stairs, so I had to shout to my mum on hr way down to turn the lights off. Preferably before she reached the ground floor, a total of four flights away.
I still can't get to sleep with any light on. I love the absolute dark.
Same. I need the dark or I can't sleep. It's why I can't nap, no matter how tired I am, cuz my apt complex manager won't let us put up blackout curtains.
Load More Replies...Crush Doritos very finely and use them as your breading. Makes it next level.
So now you have to cook if you want to eat so you cry and just eat bread.
This. I'm the sort of person that's busy doing stuff until 11pm then I'm like "c**p, it's already bedtime and I haven't eaten anything". I walk into the kitchen and see pasta and rice and sauces and "what can I make in three minutes?" so I open a can of spaghetti and eat it cold. 😪 Sometimes I really annoy myself...
Come on. Angel hair is the ramen of the 70/80s . Ready in three minutes and then add the sauce. Thats faster than a frozen meal.
Does the 3 minutes include the time it takes the water to boil?
Load More Replies...I grew up in depression household, so instant soups and pasta for me. I feel a bit bad I've never made a broth from scratch but being in the kitchen for longer than 10 min is too dangerous and stressful.
Don't bother with "broth" or stock. Wayyy too much work.Throw in some stock cubes. But browning some onions or a stir fry is worth the short effort. Onions carrots celery, chopped small and deeply browned makes a great base. And not too much effort, and makes you feel like a proper cook
Load More Replies...Ow see this is my home lol being 60 , I’m a home cook from scratch ! so I taught my now 21-24 yr old kids to cook from scratch to !! there is always something to eat , no bloody lentils mind eugh
I'm not fond of them myself, don't mind the red ones but the grey ones I can live without. Chickpeas they're my fave
Load More Replies...Indeed, you do have future food, which is best prepared and served at home!
More people today have access to the internet than ever before, and the numbers are pretty mind-blowing. As of February 2025, around 5.56 billion people across the globe were internet users. Of those, 5.24 billion were active on social media, which is nearly 64% of everyone on Earth. This kind of reach is exactly why memes spread like wildfire.
Followed by "Goths in the zoo", " Goths in the circus" and "Goths at Disney World"
Load More Replies...Oh man, remembering the pictures (*physical photos*!!) in the album (again, a **physical** binder-style album) of my sister and I and our friends all in Tripp pants and hoodies and beanies and fishnet gloves, not a pair of sandals in sight,.chains all over the place, trying to use a hair-straightener in the communal campground bathroom... So so silly now, but also good memories
40 and still dress like a metalhead, sorry mum it wasn't a phase!
Apollo 11 had about 72kB of ROM. It also wouldn't be able to send or recieve you big file.
OTOH, it also had a budget big enough to build a network that can send as many files as you can send in a lifetime.
Load More Replies...Hahaha that's my go to. Humans put a man on the Moon in '69 but the bottom oven drawer is the loudest thing in the house?
Umm.... "Genuinely scared that if the USSR maintained its lead in space (Sputnik then Gagarin), the USA and the rest of the 'free world" would be in great peril" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Race#Kennedy_aims_for_a_crewed_Moon_landing
Load More Replies...The team is Houston also used multiple slide rulers to triple check! Okay, has no relevance here
I'd like to think that's sarcasm, but because it's posted it on the internet the rules require me to assume it's just stupidity.
Load More Replies...Yeah but I'm old and it would suck trying to get out of it to pee.
Wondering if i should just get a twin because leaving the center of a queen is starting to be hassle.
Load More Replies...🎶It could hold eight kids and four hound dogs and a piggy we stole from the shed. We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun on grandma's feather bed🎶. ~ John Denver
I need this! It would take up my entire living room (and possibly part of the kitchen strip) but at least I'd have a proper bed. Sleeping on the sofa for nearly 4 years is very unpleasant.
“Of course comics are still popular,” Srivastao added. “And it’s interesting to see all these new forms pop up: webcomics, meme series, even motion strips. The line between comics and memes is blurrier than ever. It’s not about the medium anymore. It’s about the emotion and the punchline.”
That’s a guy thing. Women be like “turn left at the Dairy Queen then right at the Catholic Church. “
Turn right where the shopping mall used to be.
Load More Replies...No matter the direction I'm traveling, things keep going south on me.
Priest: "Go along here till you get to St. Mary's, turn right and you"ll see it just after St. Peters." Me: "Go along here till you come to The Pig and Whistle...
Google maps, 9 times out of 10, send me miles out of the way.
Load More Replies...I was stunned to find out you guys don't know what a "rise" is, American for a small hill. "You go up this road to the next rise..." and people were looking at me blankly.
Unfortunately, i am seriously directionally challenged. I get lost just walking around the block.
I received an all-user e-mail at work stating that the existing parking garage will be extended. The construction will start the following Monday and all employees were asked not to part at the east side of the garage. You can imagine how that worked... They had to start construction on Thuesday 🤣
I wouldn't say anything to them because they aren't my friend anymore.
That sentence is worded incorrectly since a friend wouldn't gossip. If your friends are gossiping about you, then you don't have friends.
If your talking behind my back , it means your just sensible enough not to say it to my face !!!
Can you perform under pressure? I prefer Bohemian Rhapsody but I'll give it a go...
“I enjoy memes,” he laughed. “I’m also guilty of sharing them. As an artist, it’s fun to see the younger generation do in seconds what we took hours to plan. And it’s not just about the laughs; it’s commentary, style, and culture. That’s what makes it art in its own right.”
I had a friend who had this symptom. Turned out she had a major concussion and those can sometimes cause sudden out of control crying.
Oh man. It happened to me once too, and no one could figure out what the heck was wrong with me. Then-boyfriend took me to the ER, and when they prepped me for an MRI, I was scared, but I started laughing uncontrollably. Turns out one of the migraine prevention medications I was on can cause out-of-control, inappropriate emotional outbursts that are the opposite of what one is actually feeling. If anyone experiences an inappropriate, uncontrollable emotional outburst of ANY kind, PLEASE see a doctor/go to the ER!
Load More Replies...There's no need to insult me, esp. when I'm already not feeling well.
Just went to the Doc the other day, MY nurse was confused that the Medicaid she relies on, she may no longer be eligible for. "I didn't hear that". Bet you were on Facebook today though Becca, right?
No, that won,t work for me, I'll be busy being happy I'm not at the dentist. Ya got any appointments the second tuesday of next week?
Hang on. June, July, August, September, October, November... which Monday? Oh look, there's nothing in my calendar, because that's 6 months away!
My shrink does that. I only see him twice a year and he insists on making appts 6 months in advance. Then he gets annoyed if I have to change it. Sorry dude, I'm not that organized.
All doctor offices do this. If they waited for us to make an appointment, they'd be out of business. Y'all know you can change the date with 24-hours notice, right?
Only if neither of you can decide which flavour so you get one of each and split both. Why are you looking at me as if I'm weird?
This is actually the proper procedure for scheduling a cupcake rendezvous...
So while memes may look simple, they carry a whole world inside them. They're fast, funny, and deeply layered when you look closer. From comic strips in black-and-white print to memes on your midnight scroll: funny is still funny. Only now, it spreads a lot faster.
And you get to shop at a farmers market until you can get your car out
Load More Replies...In the shade, dry if it rains. You got this. Fresh fruit veggies. Don't see a bench.
Once we were driving a camper van and we stopped for the night in an authorized place. There was a sign telling if we were staying on a wednesday we had to park on a specific area because of the market. Which we did. Next morning there was a huge market, with live animals, chair bottomer, etc. I never saw a market like this before. The problem is that we were trapped inside. We had to wait until 1 PM to leave.
You're alive. Chalk it up as a win and a funny story to tell later.
I've done this! There was a 10k happening though, not a farmers market. The ONLY reason I didn't get towed was because I was in a handicapped spot with my temporary parking permit due to knee surgery.
Brown signs. They're all private roads, so the developer can name them pretty much whatever they want. At least until Nintendo (who owns Pokemon) finds out. Which they did, and the condo company had to change the names. This happened back in early 2023 when the condos were built, name changes happened earlier this year reportedly.
Where I used to live had monopoly street names. It might have been coincidence as they are common names, but they were all around the one block.
Wanna know how many residents get, "No, really - what street do you live on?" 😆
We have a few Lord of the Rings references. I've seen streets named Bilbo and Frido
If they had named them after Disney characters, their lawns would be filled with lawyers.
I really like this. Street names are generally so boring. I'd really rather lives on a street named Jigglypuff!
My puppers do too and we call them pizza bones! They lose their mind for their special treat. We are not toddlers or babies, because we know how to share. 😊
Load More Replies...The crusts are for dipping in the little pots of garlic and herb dip you get (or is it only my local pizzeria that gives you free dip?)
Totally agree! I have only seen marinara for "free" dip (its just part of the bread price) but I wanna try this garlic dip you speak of.
Load More Replies...Yes, I'm adult. That's the point. I get to pick what I eat and what I don't. (The only real advantage to being an adult, come to think of it.)
38 years old and I still don't eat the crust. I'm old enough to choose to not eat dry bread
This is my kind of rant. Also, eat the crusts on your dåmn bread, you wimps! Now get off my lawn!
I'm the opposite. I'm the meme, "this is fine." Thank goodness I have people to slap me and say, "No it's not."
You have no idea how f*****g awesome it is to be you, Mel.
Load More Replies...Leaving the Doctor, I alerted him I may not be back for a few years as I am enrolled in an ACA plan that I expect will become WAY too expensive to maintain due to "freedom". He smiled and said "that's ok".."it is decidedly NOT ok Doc".
Tomorrow will be a fŭckıng crisis for everyone if you don't switch off long enough to get a proper recharge
Some of us, sadly, lack a standby mode. My sleep is so messed up I'm genuinely surprised I'm not already gaga.
Load More Replies...My two year old stood up in the crib, shook the bars and said, "Don't wanna sleep. Da*mit, sh1t!
Personally, I want to hire a boxer to use my back as their punching bag. I've got knots upon knots upon knots (thanks to my migraine and lack of competent care) and my muscles are tensed from the top of my neck to the tip of the tailbone.
I frequently use my foam roller to adjust my back. It may be a bit tricky at first leaning how to position yourself to roll, but there's plenty of info on the internet.
lol when my back is worse than normal n the discs are out , I get my son 21 to walk up it n rock works a treat , n fr cheaper than the osteopath , means I can keep the morphine down so it’s a sensible level lol
I did that once. Mozzie got eaten alive in one go. Serve you right, you literal sucker.
One managed to chomp on me successfully a couple of nights ago. I nearly got the little sod...
I have just come back from Greece and I am covered with them - I have 7 on my left arm one of which has blistered, 3 on my right arm and a couple on my ankles so yeah, I feel your pain 😣
Load More Replies...One friend would pinch the skin around the mosquito so it could not escape and it died of too much blood
Wait he/she actually caught it sucking his blood? Mine usually appear out of nowhere.
Load More Replies...You have been more fortunate in your bosses than many of us.
Load More Replies...Unless it’s a current cabinet meeting in the US; then it’s all about who slurps the micropeen of Dear Leader and says the most cruel, inhumane, or stupid things.
If that is not proof postive of the fact we have crossed a line, i dont know what is. That is some dystopian c**p right there.
Load More Replies...how to call someone an idiot in a meeting: that's an interesting perspective.
I actually fell asleep during my last bi-annual cleaning. The hygienist was quite worried; she thought I'd fainted from anxiety. Nope, I'm just one of those weirdos who just DGAF about the dentist and getting my teeth worked on XD
Sames! I loved going to the dentist as a kid (even after my cavity mishap) and while I haven't yet fallen asleep, I do relax to the point where I'm almost boneless. 😄
Load More Replies...When we were kids, we had an old dentist who we heard was an old army dentist. I would be in so much pain I was nearly riding the chair out the door and he would always insist, at the top of his voice, I'M NOT HURTING YOU!!! As an adult, I found out my mouth doesn't freeze very well and the dentist always had to use extra freezing! I hope he's in Hell having his teeth drilled with no freezing!!
Dentists tell you to never pick your teeth with any sharp, metal objects...
Pain shmain. I get my dental work done without Novocaine. I like to know how much pain I can withstand. Yes, I am aware that I'm a freak.
My childhood dentist gave me four fillings, even though only one was needed. He kept going because I had all the work done without numbing and he wanted to test the limit of my pain tolerance. Guess he figured three superfluous fillings was the limit. I still enjoy going to the dentist. So who's the freak now? 😝😂
Load More Replies...Okay fun little password story: I was trying to reset my Spotify password, as I wanted to change the email on it. However, Spotify is STUPID and requires your current password if you want to set a new one. You know, the thing you probably forgot if you're trying to change it.
lol, Everyone’s experience with an air mattress ends with it being a little deflated in the morning if not the middle of the night haha
Load More Replies...Pigs in blankets means wrapping them in bacon, that's more toad in the hole
Those aren't pigs in blankets anyway, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon
There's a lovely one in Lidl as part of their "American foods" promotions. It's the one made in Ireland (the one made in Germany is sawdust, don't waste your money). It isn't overly strong and it's still a bit rubbery rather than crumbly (so it's not a Cathedral City), but it is decadently creamy. I got some to grate to put on pasta, but honestly I don't, I just go and break off chunks to eat as-is when I feel the need.
Load More Replies...You're the only other person I know of who does this.
Load More Replies...I try to set a reminder on my phone 2 days, then 1 day before the free trial ends.
As soon as I pay for the introductory week I cancel it immediately. You still get the week.
Usually. Some companies have wised up to this and cancel the remaining trial period if you cancel early. Àssholes.
Load More Replies...Unsubscribe imidiatelly after registering to service. you will still have access to service, and you don't have to worry you will forget to unsubscribe. I do it every time and it works for me
I leave absolutely nothing to memory. Between my Google calendar and my phone alarms, I almost appear organized and in control.
I unlocked my phone with my fingerprint on the screen and instantly bought a year subscription to a random app i use because thats what was open somehow
never sign up for those just for that reason. They count on you forgetting.
If I have to give a CC to sign up for a free trial of something (first of all, that usually means I won't, but sometimes...) I'll sign in and them immediately go to the payment section and change the expiration date on my card on file. When they try to process it the bank will reject it.
I can name a few people I'm a-okay with getting clubbed. Preferably in the head, repeatedly.
Load More Replies...Tried it once in my younger days. Immediately thought to myself, “Why, the FÜCK, does anyone think this is fun?” So, yeah, not for me.
Why in the world did I think it was peak fun when I was 21 years old? Brain damage I suspect. ;)
Seals? Yes, definitely awful. As in dancing in a loud, potentially smoky, hot as Hades nightspot? Well.... I have an admission: I went to a club in Dublin, I think, as part of my hiking trip around the UK back in 1997 when I was 19. It was St. Patrick's Day and the group of uni kids I'd randomly met on the ferry over from Wales, after we watched the parade, took me out pub hopping and, to end the night, to a dance club. And I had a blast. The dance floor was packed, the room was hot and smoky, the music was loud and electronic, and every single one of us out there was dancing and sweating without a care. It was the freest I'd ever felt.
The night club is just what they decided to call the disco after that term went out of favor. If you're not single and trying to get laid it's pretty much a pointless, unfun endeavor. And even if you are single and trying to get laid, as I once was, many suns ago, you might find, as I did, that your special person is not the kind of person who goes to night clubs. You might also find, as I did, that acid just makes the awful music somehow worse.
I'm immune to this. Aside from my wife, I've given only five people my cell phone number. Two of them know I don't read texts, one has forgotten it, and the other two are dead.
I will see your text while I'm doing something, tell myself to remember to text you back when I'm done, see your text 2 weeks after and not answering because of the shame I got for not answering you sooner.
Omg are you my twin?! I do the exact same thing and have developed a massive anxiety over looking at my messages and inbox. So I just don't. And now I get anxious that I'm missing important things or actual emergency messages, but I still can't bring myself to look.
Load More Replies...It means that there is an intersection of two sets containing SOME elements from both sets. And I highly doubt this is what the author wanted to express with that
The element from both sets is that the OP doesn't reply to the texts
Load More Replies...Being a bit vague. It was a two-part question, and your answer is ambiguous at best.
Load More Replies...I crushed Rockets and snorted them in grade 5. That was a warning sign for my future behavior. It's because of that scene in Crocodile Dundee.
I used to think they'd cure my asthma when I was 10. Instead, they cured my breath.
No, but did anyone else pretend pencils were cigarettes or were you normal? (side note, I have never actually smoked)
No, but that's only because we had candy cigarettes and gum cigarettes when I was a kid, so we didn't have to use pencils XD The gum cigs even were infused with a powder so they would "smoke" if you exhaled really hard with one of them in your mouth.
Load More Replies...Yes and use to double drop In front of police as I was a bad a*s kiddo
Haha laughing so hard oh my god best joke ever like shut up
Load More Replies...When I was a kid and my mom was tired she would feed us "bacon sandwiches". White toast, mayo, and bacon. I still eat them to this day - but I get fancy by using an English muffin. We also ate Canadian bacon sandwiches, which were not as good. :) (I'm American so "bacon" to me means skinny strips of crispy pork. The round flat pink stuff that looks like ham is what we call Canadian bacon. YMMV)
Load More Replies...Not just bread. Hot, fresh bread that is only now cool enough to eat. Apply that butter with a trowel.
May I offer some good raspberry jam to go with?
Load More Replies...That's why I'll never be able to go carb-free - I've got Midwestern genes and bread and butter is my, well, bread and butter.
AMEN !!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING HEALS THE MIND and soul like bread...and if it's piping hot with melting butter....it's like supersonic healing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh; I thought it would be a great chance to a) ask about the missing person. b) get to know the remaining person better. Sorry.
This actually made me happy I just got fired yesterday. My life will be bliss for the next week until my last paycheck runs out 😂😭
I quit my job on a Wednesday because I woke up and couldn't stop crying. It took about a week for it to suck in that I really didn't have to go back... and now the terror as I apply for jobs
Load More Replies...'Songs of Praise' and 'Antiques Roadshow' still trigger deep misery in me, 40 years after leaving school. The weekend is nearly done, get your stuff ready for school tomorrow. Hateful.
As soon as the theme for the Antiques Roadshow started, it would be a wail of panic and terror as you finally started on your homework!
Load More Replies...Hope the crumbs were at least rinced out first. And please dont leave it with liquid inside for more than several hours
No we use it now to confuse and amuse the young kids 😂 my 21 yr old boss was amazed at my “old lady writing”.
I'm 17 and use cursive. The other day someone literally asked me why I write like a fancy person.
Load More Replies...A young man (18) at work asked me to teach him how to sign his name. He said someday he wanted to get married, buy a car and a house. He figured people would take him more seriously if he could sign in cursive instead of printing. His family came from another country and he didn’t have to learn in school.
we were graded on penmanship on every report card, every year. My first required ink pen was called a cartridge pen. Ink came in little plastic capsules you installed yourself whenever needed.
I've got one of those pens - I loved using it in high school, but I wonder if I can still find the refills.
Load More Replies...Cursive is amazing, but too many people are bad at writing it. Good cursive looks beautiful and it can save a ton of work if done right.
Bad cursive looks like chicken scratch and sometimes I can’t even read it and I wrote it
Load More Replies...Not for nothing. That's how we had to write all our essays in high school. Some in college for me too. Dang bluebooks! Anyone else remember having a painful writers bump after a whole day of writing things by hand? These days I have arthritis in my hands so just signing my name in cursive is an effort.
And you had to shake your hand after a long session.
Load More Replies...Hah! These days it's equivalent to doctors writing back in the day. We can send secret messages without even trying.
I think it’s one of the secret requirements of being a doctor. I have never known a doctor (my dad was one; we have lots of family friends that are; I’ve seen a lot ‘cos I’m gross and germy 🤣) that has effing legible handwriting.
Load More Replies...We still need to teach cursive. Otherwise you'll be rummaging through your grandmother's estate and find her old love letters or diaries, or photos with handwriting on the back stating who's in the photo and you'll not know how to interpret any of it. All that lived experience, all those stories, all that connection to our past will be completely gone. We do a disservice to kids by not teaching cursive.
Cursive is actually pretty interesting - if you do any historical research you discover it was mostly uniform so everyone could use it for official documents. Most handwriting wasn't very individual until after the invention of the typewriter. There, you learned something today!
I can remember getting in trouble FOR LEARNING CURSIVE ONE YEAR TOO EARLY. Cursive is the only semi-legible way I can write.
i can write cursive but i dont understand the thing americans (?) seem to have to be so f*****g proud of it.
We were on tour of a Viking site in the Shetland Islands with a guide who wore a horned Viking helmet. At the end of the tour I took her aside and said "Look, I didn't want to embarrass you by saying this in front of the others, but they've found that Vikings really didn't wear horned helmets." She replied, "Oh, I know. But don't I look just fabulous in it?" And, fellow BPers, yes she did.
Load More Replies...Lost shoes while out, and going to look for another pair.
Load More Replies...Are we not noticing that dude isn't wearing socks? Bare feet in sneakers = stink.
He's wearing socks, they are just very low/no show kind. If you zoom in you can see the logo in black writing on the top of the socks. You can also see the sock better/clearer if you zoom in on the right foot, next to her bare foot.
Load More Replies...In the U.S. you might get arrested and deported for anti-American activities.
Load More Replies...Theoretically I would wanna play this to open communication and normalize emotional expression but EEEWWW I don't really wanna touch people not even friends
When the moon looks too red and it's cured meat instead It's salami
I recently realized that Canadian bacon is the Anglo-Saxon pepperoni.
But I always eat all the popcorn and finish my giant drink before the movie starts, so I end up missing ten minutes in the middle when I have to go to the rest room.
But did movie theater body purchase it from the concession stand or did cheap, hungry pre movie body procure and conceal these eats prior to arriving at the theater?
Always make more. Some for now and some that tastes even better after some time in the fridge.
pasta is only made for a village. you never eat ono portion either. Pasta understands life.
Optimist says glass is half full, pessimist says glass is half empty. Microsoft Excel says glass is either January 2nd or February 1st.
Load More Replies...Yes because in the olden days, all my passwords were the same. If its something else, im clicking forgot password and trying to figure out what my favorite song was in 2006
I get very hungry around water. Even a large puddle can trigger a binge.
Unless you make the mistake of dripping water on it when eating pool side 🤢
Looks like Doritos and ham. With Kraft Pasteurized Process Cheese Food.
I grew up on Kraft Singles and Velveeta slices. I actually like them. I mean, I like REAL cheese too (and yes, real cheese is better) but I'm quite fond of the "cheese product" stuff XD
Load More Replies...This is why I only have fake plants. They make them so real looking these days that people can't tell the difference. Unfortunately it made my friends think I have a green thumb so they keep bringing me live plants now. :( I usually give them to my mom so I don't end up killing them.
🤣 My mum will literally just take my real plants to revive them and bring them back only for me to deaden them again.
Load More Replies...No joke, found one like this at a garage sale and immediately sold our dining room table so I could have it 🥰
Bahaha - everyone I interacted with while drinking 4 Loko should receive compensation 😂 Everyone... I'm sorry...
It was an energy drink thats also 12% alcohol. It lead to a lot of stupid college students hurting themselves. It got banned because of that combination, so it was relaunched as just alcoholic. Also, it's really gross.
Load More Replies...Omg! I remember I couldn't even get through 1 can of it before I was smashed! I was a seasoned drinker at the time also, could down 5 shots of rum 151 with no real effects but that four loko took me out!
LOL! My aunt once took a pic that I posted on Facebook, printed it out, and mailed it to me. The pic was from my own phone. :) I was so confused. But I appreciated the thought.
Yeah, even my 89 year old neighbor knows better than that.
Load More Replies...It could be something that needs to come out the OTHER way.
Load More Replies...Thank you. I could not figure out why someone would just stand around watching holes in the ground.
Load More Replies...No? Digging a 5 foot wide, 5 foot deep hole in the f*****g desert, in juvy, with the threat of super poisonus yellow-spotted lizards nipping at my a*s is not my idea of fun.
"Gus, the one with the holes and Shia LaBeouf." "They had holes in Shia LaBeouf?" "The holes were in the ground, dude. Like that." [gestures toward the mounds] "And Jon Voight was walking around all crazy." "Oh! "Anaconda"."
Nope, it's real. I loved it when I was a kid.
Load More Replies...The comment section in Panda is like going to see your favorite band and getting to hear the audience sing every song.
Load More Replies...The comment section in Panda is like going to see your favorite band and getting to hear the audience sing every song.
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