If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

Love a nice, scalpel-sharp, rapier-wit comeback!

From your mouth to Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs!

"Conservative Logic". Heh. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. You're funny!

Holy c**p this is so true

This is Grimm.

Man's gotta have some shred of dignity, after all.

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I laughed way too much at this.

may I offer you some nice moss in these trying times?

musk should test the glue as a chapstick

The more people I meet, the more I love animals

It's the look of pure, unbridled, unadulterated JOY on that cat's face that makes this.

Yep. Been there.

😂😂😂where can we buy these lol I want some ,

Stick with 'Rest Well'.

I'm positive the author of my life is both lazy and hates me: I go for long stretches with my life a desert of experience before I hit a shïtstorm of epic proportions.

"it won't work at all, but it will smell divine"

you believe in the Earth? Fool, this is a shoebox diorama and the stars are holes poked in the lid so we can breathe!

"What's your favourite colour" Pink. "of the rainbow" Pink. "not counting" Pink. "black or white." Pink.

I'm already chubby, eat garbage, and tear sht up in the middle of the night. I think I'm their ideal candidate.

average tram goer in Melbourne

"Why the long face?" "You GET that I'm 'emo', right?"

I get it. Lots of air in the mix, powerful drum sound. Great choice. I"m more a DSOTM guy to check amp & speakers, but good choice................................ You can laugh at me, but my wife understands me, thats all that matters to me. She would had Radio Ethiopia to the test :)

Oh, WELL Done!

just yes.

Good Boy!

My trashcan is currently being used as a house for a family of raccoons.

Habitual is the word you seek

Yeah, that's me. It's not fun.

But it always seems like such a good idea at the time…

I work in a second hand book shop. I love my job, but I do a morning shift once a week and nothing else (I'm a volunteer) because between my CFS and being an introvert it takes me three days to recover from that one shift.

"The Supplicant". Vermeer, oil on canvas

I used to play a game on my phone when I had a lull at work. CEO walks by, notices what I was playing and we ended up playing together.

why have i not seen this episode yet?

Point at Tate. Point at him and laugh.

I remember "Legg's Eggs". We would put batteries, a motor, and an offcenter weight inside and wrap them in foam rubber and fake fur, and make our own Purring Tribbles.

Oh well lol guess I’m fired shrugs n relaxes on me holibobs lol

I can relate.

Before Ozempic he ate adults, and was noticeably heavier.

Thank you, Gary

Their child: "Are you my mummy?"

I'd buy one.

Hey, that's not true at all lol

... At a very rough guess, 'Birds' means females in 60's slang (esp. British), and with 'Bees', well, there's only one Queen in a hive. Certainly no other females, so the drones / workers / whatever are either male or neuter. Like I said, a very rough guess. Your interpretation may vary.

Tbh I don't really see any good reason for me to get in good shape or eat healthy, the main reason is that you'll live longer, even though I specifically *don't* want to live long

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Enough life lessons please 😭

Oh dear, if this means what I think it means, he's optimistic

Definite 'deer caught in the headlights' look there, Dex ol' pal!

Do dog sharks chase catfish?

just click "yes"

Me :(