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N0stradama5 reply
Auto shop. Owner had a picture of himself and he cut out a picture of Donald Trump and glued it next to himself.

filthyantagonist reply
I asked a clerk if they had a larger size in a pretty sequined dress. He looked me up and down suggested that a *more flattering* dress for my *body type* might be this plain black one over here. I'd recently lost a lot of weight and was feeling proud of my body...until then. Sorry, Express. I know one clerk doesn't represent your whole brand but I still can't see your logo without reliving that shame.

cbelt3 reply
My personal fave :
Local cops had a scam - they put a 45mph limit sign on an interstate where the limit was 55 ( late 1970's). And would pull over out of state cars- ticket plus a cash "bond". Want to see the judge ? Sure , he's my brother in law...
Cop pulls over a mid 20's black man driving a nice sedan with out of state plates. The young man comments that this is illegal. He is invited (in cuffs) to see the judge. The judge fined him $50. He refuses. The judge sentences him to 5 days in jail. No phone call, no lawyer, nothing.
5 days later the young man leaves.
And returns a week later with a number of his co-workers. And arrest warrants for the sheriff and the judge.
The young man was an FBI agent en route to his new assignment.
Oops.

cbelt3 reply
My personal fave :
Local cops had a scam - they put a 45mph limit sign on an interstate where the limit was 55 ( late 1970's). And would pull over out of state cars- ticket plus a cash "bond". Want to see the judge ? Sure , he's my brother in law...
Cop pulls over a mid 20's black man driving a nice sedan with out of state plates. The young man comments that this is illegal. He is invited (in cuffs) to see the judge. The judge fined him $50. He refuses. The judge sentences him to 5 days in jail. No phone call, no lawyer, nothing.
5 days later the young man leaves.
And returns a week later with a number of his co-workers. And arrest warrants for the sheriff and the judge.
The young man was an FBI agent en route to his new assignment.
Oops.

OozeNAahz reply
Wasn't the cop but would love to buy this cop a beer.
Was driving in a funeral procession for my grandmother. There were about 30 cars in total. As we are driving down a two lane road a guy pulls into the oncoming lane and proceeds to pass all of us doing about 30 mph over the speed limit. And when he reaches the front he realizes there are two motorcycle cops leading the procession, blocking traffic on side streets as we go. One pulls the guy over. When we passed him the cop had his finger about an inch from the impatient drivers nose and is obviously shouting at the top of his lungs. Made a whole bunch of mourners very happy.

IceWook reply
Obligatory not a cop.
Driving on a highway at night in the fast lane. Going faster than most of the traffic, but guy coming up behind me is flying. I start looking for a spot to move over but the road is busy and I just can't. He comes up behind me and starts honking and flashing me, but I'm waiting for a spot and still haven't found one. Finally get room to move into the middle lane and as he passes I just give him a head shake because he's being a knob. Well doesn't like that.
Moves into the middle lane, slows down just to inconvenience me, won't let me pass. Gets impatient with that and goes flying off. Well in his desire to focus on me, he didn't see a cop pull onto the highway just a little ways ahead of him.
Passes the cop without realizing it, and the lights immediately flip on.
I felt like justice was served.

anon reply
I witnessed a police officer, fully marked unit get tailgated by some guy in a hyundai, the cop moves over a lane, the hyundai passes him and he promptly gets back over behind him lights on. It was glorious to watch.

anon reply
I'm not a cop, but I saw this happen while I was waiting for the bus.
It was night time and it was raining really hard. This guy in a Mustang runs a red light and immediately gets pulled over by a squad car. Over the loudspeaker the cop ordered the driver to get out of the vehicle and put their hands on the roof of the car which the guy does.
Then, nothing. The cop just left him there for about 30 seconds getting soaked by the rain, then used the loudspeaker again.
"Next time you run a red light during a storm, don't do it right in front of a cop, idiot."
Then he just drove away.

N0stradama5 reply
Auto shop. Owner had a picture of himself and he cut out a picture of Donald Trump and glued it next to himself.

filthyantagonist reply
I asked a clerk if they had a larger size in a pretty sequined dress. He looked me up and down suggested that a *more flattering* dress for my *body type* might be this plain black one over here. I'd recently lost a lot of weight and was feeling proud of my body...until then. Sorry, Express. I know one clerk doesn't represent your whole brand but I still can't see your logo without reliving that shame.

IceWook reply
Obligatory not a cop.
Driving on a highway at night in the fast lane. Going faster than most of the traffic, but guy coming up behind me is flying. I start looking for a spot to move over but the road is busy and I just can't. He comes up behind me and starts honking and flashing me, but I'm waiting for a spot and still haven't found one. Finally get room to move into the middle lane and as he passes I just give him a head shake because he's being a knob. Well doesn't like that.
Moves into the middle lane, slows down just to inconvenience me, won't let me pass. Gets impatient with that and goes flying off. Well in his desire to focus on me, he didn't see a cop pull onto the highway just a little ways ahead of him.
Passes the cop without realizing it, and the lights immediately flip on.
I felt like justice was served.

OozeNAahz reply
Wasn't the cop but would love to buy this cop a beer.
Was driving in a funeral procession for my grandmother. There were about 30 cars in total. As we are driving down a two lane road a guy pulls into the oncoming lane and proceeds to pass all of us doing about 30 mph over the speed limit. And when he reaches the front he realizes there are two motorcycle cops leading the procession, blocking traffic on side streets as we go. One pulls the guy over. When we passed him the cop had his finger about an inch from the impatient drivers nose and is obviously shouting at the top of his lungs. Made a whole bunch of mourners very happy.

anon reply
I'm not a cop, but I saw this happen while I was waiting for the bus.
It was night time and it was raining really hard. This guy in a Mustang runs a red light and immediately gets pulled over by a squad car. Over the loudspeaker the cop ordered the driver to get out of the vehicle and put their hands on the roof of the car which the guy does.
Then, nothing. The cop just left him there for about 30 seconds getting soaked by the rain, then used the loudspeaker again.
"Next time you run a red light during a storm, don't do it right in front of a cop, idiot."
Then he just drove away.

cbelt3 reply
My personal fave :
Local cops had a scam - they put a 45mph limit sign on an interstate where the limit was 55 ( late 1970's). And would pull over out of state cars- ticket plus a cash "bond". Want to see the judge ? Sure , he's my brother in law...
Cop pulls over a mid 20's black man driving a nice sedan with out of state plates. The young man comments that this is illegal. He is invited (in cuffs) to see the judge. The judge fined him $50. He refuses. The judge sentences him to 5 days in jail. No phone call, no lawyer, nothing.
5 days later the young man leaves.
And returns a week later with a number of his co-workers. And arrest warrants for the sheriff and the judge.
The young man was an FBI agent en route to his new assignment.
Oops.






















