50 Funny And Slightly Confusing Pics, As Shared On This Popular Facebook Page (New Pics)
The internet’s more than just amazingly cute cat memes, long-winded recipes, and breaking news stories. There’s a lot of bizarreness and randomness out there, too. The type of stuff that, when you see it, you desperately want to learn more about what the everloving flip is actually going on.
The popular ‘Screenshots With or Without Context’ Facebook page posts some of the funniest, most puzzling, and weirdest pics and memes, and they’re as amusing as they are confusing. We’ve collected some of the best and freshest ones to brighten up your day, Pandas. Keep scrolling for a big dose of hilarity and chaotic energy.
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It's not just Incels. We socially awkward men often make that mistake, too. We just don't try to convince ourselves and others that it is the womans' fault.
can you start a new social stream please? incels are full of hate and blame without knowing why. Is there a counter force? And by the way, many women are socially awkward too. It's a human thing... :)
Load More Replies...F. U. Excel. No matter how many time I change settings and format, it always displays date in yank format. I just have format to text, so it shows the way I want.
He was coming at me with sass your honour. I had to defend myself.
Load More Replies...Ok sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle and prepare for a body cavity inspection.
The dfifference is vape is people willingly using something that kills them.
It's like the person who insisted they wanted a cheeseburger with no cheese, and that a hamburger wasn't the same thing.
My mom, bless her heart, who has never enjoyed weed, drunkenly tried making her BF and I brownies with a bag of weed she found in their freezer. She ground a bunch of it up and just dumped it into the brownie batter. They were dry, crunchy, and pretty terrible. It's the thought that counts 😂
Interesting… I thoughed that was exactly what you had to do! Is there a process to it? Do you have to…. somehow moisten the stuff or something similar?
Load More Replies...It’s not an overstatement that you barely have any time to get your audience’s eyes on your content online due to their short attention spans. It’s a challenge for everyone, including digital creators, who need to find a way to connect with their audience before they scroll down.
As Time magazine reports, people’s attention spans have been decreasing drastically in recent years. There’s a so-called inattention pandemic, according to Adam Brown, the co-director of the Center for Attention, Learning, and Memory at St. Bonaventure University in New York.
And then when I walked into the building everyone stood up and clapped and when I got home, my 20 month old said 'Mummy, I'm so proud of you for being so compassionate and your career successes. I'm very pleased you're my mummy'. And then he clapped.
I'm not sure I'd want to work for a dog. Especially mine, she's a real evil b***h! 😂
I’m sure she’d appreciate reading that. She scrolls BoredPanda of a night when you’re asleep, don’t you know?
Load More Replies...Linkedin is sooo overated the only people with it are people with no money or jobs
I thought that the actual american anthem is "Cotton Eye Joe" (Sorry for the bad joke!)
Under Trump the anthem will be changed to Ride of the Valkyries.
Load More Replies...In Canada, we have another one that might as well be our national anthem (the actual anthem is called "Oh Canada", and there's an English, French, and Ojibwe version of the lyrics) the song that might as well be the anthem is "The Hockey Song" aka "The Good old Hockey Game" by Stomping Tom Connors
You mean it's not Take Off To The Great White North, eh? I am so disappointed.
Load More Replies...But that might alienate Trump's wife and ex-wife.
Load More Replies...More like "The Bird is the Word". Appropriately annoying.
Load More Replies...One of the main reasons why your attention span is suffering comes down to screen and internet use. Essentially, our brains crave novelty, social connection, and excitement. This is why notifications on your screens give you a dopamine boost.
Gloria Mark, a professor of informatics at the University of California, Irvine, explained to Time that the internet was designed to capitalize on how humans think. “It’s not just the fact that there’s algorithms catching our attention. We have this sense that we have to respond, we have to check.”
And me! But don’t tell Chuck! (The cat in my profile pic)
Load More Replies...All u need is your dogs , or cats , ❤️they will never let you down x
Medieval ideas require medieval solutions
Load More Replies...In case any non-gamers are confused, "skin" here refers to a in-game cosmetic item for your character. A digital bonus.
COD: "You wanna be HOMOPHOBIC... So we are just going to get MEDIEVAL on your INCEL AR.SE!"
"John Cena visits 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" type headline
The issue is that the more you get distracted, shift your attention, and switch tasks—for instance, to check your phone—the more your brain wants to “wander and look for that new thing,” says Brown. In short, being distracted eventually becomes a habit.
Based on Mark’s research, now, the average time before a person’s focus shifts from using an electronic device to something new is just 47 seconds. This number used to be around 2.5 minutes a couple of decades ago.
Well, "kaley" would be an adjectival form of "kale". As in "I passed on the first dish because it tasted so salty. I didn't finish the second because it tasted so kaley."
Load More Replies...30 years ago, Hubby called my Ford Laser an overgrown skate.
There used to be a pharmacy in our high street called Shoes.Brits will get this.
The M and W would be wider than the other letters. The I is correct if they are using a sans serif font.
And if it's lower case the L should also be a dot
Load More Replies...That's not a true rendition of the alphabet from above. There would be more dots, loops & at least two dashes.
However, despite the drop in your attention span, it’s unlikely that this is permanent. A lot depends on how interesting you find a piece of content and what your lifestyle is like.
If all you do is consume a lot of short-form content (TikTok clips, Instagram reels, memes in your social media feed), you could try consuming more long-form content.
Intentionally give your undivided attention to a book, movie, essay, or article, and build your habit of focusing.
You mean what ELSE can go wrong. So far, they've attacked: liberals, progressives, scientists, unions, schools, teachers, universities, lawyers, law firms, judges, the entire judicial system, governors, priests, nuns, the pope, other nations, entire continents, the entire military, every capitalist and economist on Wall Street, newspapers, journalists, photographers, bloggers, joggers, dodgers, loggers, buggers, children, dogs, cats, rats, birds, fish, insects, and even every plant on the planet Earth has been a target. Really, just anyone and everyone that disagrees or argues with them or gets in their way, unless they are being targeted to deflect attention from their goals.
Load More Replies...If a bunch of Liberals met and came up with a plan to bring down the US government, they would be in prison for conspiracy to overthrow the government. But the conservatives create the Heritage Foundation, plan and compose the Project 2025 which is exactly a plan to overthrow the US government, and nobody seems to think that is illegal?
They’re like Thanos; they want to use the government to destroy the government so that anyone who follows can’t undo the damage. It’s called “autocratic legalism” but it only works when they use legal means to do what they’re doing which they aren’t. Unfortunately, the cowards in Congress won’t do anything to close the massive holes in the Constitution that allow them to get away with this stuff while they’re in power.
Load More Replies...Fun fact. The nuclear codes have to be something the president can remember. Based on how bad the current presidents memory is, that basically limits the code to his birthday, and not much else.
Problem is most divorces aren't very amicable...
Load More Replies...I'm still confident they are both so dumb to not be able to make use of them
Maybe, just maybe, somebody sane and decent will CHANGE the codes….without telling Donald.
Load More Replies...Well good thing that there are a lot of things between Trump typing in some codes and missles actually starting then. It's not like in the movies were the president has a computer that does that, it's just to confirm the order and not firing off missiles or even to select targets
I’m so sorry you lost your father. I could not imagine what that would be like. X
Load More Replies...From the frying pan to the fire. Weirdo 2 substituting Weirdo 1, and all of them with more money than common sense.
Don could be down to his last dime and he'd still have more money than common sense.
Load More Replies...Surprising? No. Suckerberg called Faecesbook users "dumb fυcks".
What was this about? Tried googling it but found nothing on these two meeting after this January.
Trump told Z to move the FB fact-checking to Texas. It moved to nowhere so no more fact checking. T also told Z that he knew Z was Jewish...I don't think he meant that in a nice way.
Load More Replies...Something else that you can do is physically keep your screens and devices in places that are hard(er) to reach.
For example, everyone can take their phone and put it in a different room or in their bag so that they’re not enticed to keep checking it or reacting to non-stop notifications. (Switching on your phone’s Do Not Disturb mode is also wonderful for your peace of mind.)
I have no idea where the quote is from, but whoever came up with that must've never been outside during sunrise. It's cold! All the nightly coldness isn't gone yet, because the sun is just coming out and didn't heat everything up 🤷♀️ If they wanted hot, they should've said "midday".
Load More Replies...Oh god not another ‘I didn’t follow the recipe at all and it turned out horrid so imma give you 2 stars for your recipe which I didn’t even use’ review.
This is the only thing that is worse than the flip side: "5 stars, delicious! I substituted butter for olive oil, and eggplant for carrots, and broiled instead of sauteed it, and cooked 15 minutes instead of 30, and I changed all the spices, and it was SO AWESOME because I am SUCH A BETTER COOK than the LOSER who posted this recipe"
Load More Replies...That’s what you do the second time lol once you made it exactly how they say , then u can make it up I’m a home cook from scratch , packet mixes banned in my house lol , I make it to the recipie book first time , then omit and or add to taste next time
Load More Replies...Moral of the story lol follow the recipe to the letter the first time ! Oh and don’t bother with packet mixes 🙄make em from scratch far far nicer and actually cheaper to !
Which would actually work. Before sugar became available, if you couldn't get honey for your cakes and puddings, you could use parsnips.
Load More Replies...What did she THINK was going to happen? 🙄 Can we all just agree that kale is not a food?
I just love it when people ignore the recipe and then blame the recipe when they end up with sh*t.
I’ve seen this before but it always reminds me of Leslie Horton from Global News Calgary and her fermented fruit cake. https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg?si=j7lXQihOpswhzWBO
No it isn't. This one hasn't dived headlong into the lasagna. Garfield would have jumped right on that sucker.
Load More Replies...the more you try to keep it away from me, the more I definitely gonna eat it
Whether or not these pics will tickle your funny bone depends entirely on your sense of humor and interests. Random memes and pics aren’t up everyone’s alley. Some people prefer ‘traditional’ memes that are easily relatable and have a more straightforward format and approach to comedy.
However, other internet users are the opposite and embrace the chaos, irony, and lack of context because, for them, it’s a fresh way of looking at the world. And, to be fair, sometimes old meme formats get a tad stale.
To be fair, it was 1:30 in the morning. I'd get catty too if I was working graveyard shift.
Uh oh. That there sales tax is inclusive. Better do something about that!
Do they not know that you are going to see the receipt or don't care?
Well, the foot on the left is definitely cuter than the one with piezogenic papules!
OMG, I thought you were making up that term! Well done, you!
Load More Replies...It's basically bits of fat getting pushed towards the skin when there's pressure (like when you're standing). A lot of people have it, and it's harmless (although there are some cases where it's painful because it happens to push on a nerve).
Mine is itchy a lot and I had no idea what it was. Until now 😝
Load More Replies...Piezogenic papules are benign, soft, skin-colored bumps that occur on the feet and wrists due to the herniation of fat through the dermis, often becoming more prominent under pressure.
I don't have carrier pigeons, you can send up some smoke signals.
Load More Replies...Go completely radical with a means of communication no one else uses - a Voice Phone Call.
Oh, no. Anything but the phone call!! 😱
Load More Replies...I'm so happy I am single, I don't bother with any of that online c**p.
Load More Replies...I’m guessing not what people feel towards you when you call them out on how they speak.
Load More Replies...No matter the types of memes you share online—with or without context, completely random, or focused on a specific niche—you’ve got to have an emphasis on visual clarity.
There’s so much content shared in people’s social media feeds that much of it feels like noise. So, if you want to stand out from the crowd, then as a digital creator you’ve got to put in a bit more effort than your competitors. That extra bit of polish and self-editing goes a long way.
I always enjoy seeing this one. As an aside, is that cat a chimaera? That could explain the eyes and the dramatically mix-and-match fur patterning. Or it could just be colourful and happen to have heterochromia.
I have to admit, I wondered the same thing. The coat could just be a calico tabby, but the eyes made me think chimera.
Load More Replies...They're mixing up the word heterochromia (Having two different eye colours) with the word homophobia (A hatred for queer people)
Load More Replies...Kirsten Klang cant be a real name. It sounds more like one for a cheap supervillain.
They're all brown. Why aren't they interchangeable? It works with raisins and chocolate chips in cookies.
"The recipe dis call far h2o but all i had was h2o2... same colour though"
Load More Replies...Yah know there used to be a roast recipe that was basically a package of onion soup mix, a small bottle of ketchup and a can of coke (plus some sliced vegs and the roast). I'd sub red wine (or even beer), but one's mmv.
My mom uses Diet Coke on her roast. Idk what exactly it does, but it's f.ucking amazing!
Load More Replies...Aka ' The only thing worse than work - is no work'
Load More Replies...A mother may be working three jobs and still not be able to afford little extras.
Although we had AI analyze his Steam account and he has almost $900 in Steam games alone, not to mention PS5 and Oculus which was a waste because now it just collects dust. I feel a little sick now. The best part is it's all digital so we own nothing.
Load More Replies...For example, ideally speaking, you should only be sharing high-quality images with clear captions, punchy headlines, and easy-to-read fonts. The clearer your joke and message are, the easier it is for your audience to click with it on an emotional level.
Because, let’s be real, you only have a fraction of a moment to hook someone in before they scroll on in search of something else to entertain them.
I don’t have words to describe what I think of Laurence Fox. Not ones that BP wouldn’t censor the heck out of anyway.
I'm not a fan of Doctor Who, but first they made the Doctor a woman, then a black man, and now his ex-wife. I like to think that show now exists in part to t*****e / troll him, and I might end up giving it another go.
Load More Replies...I'm confused. Is the intention for the poster to be good or bad? I think the little demon is amazing :) He could be Daemon the Pride Month Demon. He looks like a lot more fun than most conservatives ... and most liberals for that matter :p
My oldest is nb and they would totally wear this as a t-shirt!
Load More Replies...I went to a catholic school, elementary and high school, and they had no problem with Pride Month. God never said being gay was a sin. Getting drunk is a sin, racism is a sin, being gay is not.
This is true. Although I'm not Catholic, I've taught at a Catholic school, and their priests teach specifically that people are born gay and it is NOT a sin to be so. I was surprised at how progressive they actually are. They also told us to teach that evolution is real and so is the big bang theory.
Load More Replies...Looks like BP didn't like me saying nasty things about Laurence Fox because they have deleted my comment.
Load More Replies...I've seen so many LGBTQ+ sites totally owning this image though it's hilarious!
Yes, we're going to need you after they remove all the current trades people. /s/
Load More Replies...I laugh when I read AI replies. The writing style is so trite and insincere, repeating comments one has made in the original communication. They even manage to include poor grammar.
‘Screenshots With or Without Context’ is nearly a decade old at the time of writing. It was initially created back in mid-July 2015.
Over the years, it’s seen quite a lot of success, with 311k Facebook users currently following the page. The page continues to grow by leaps and bounds, and the proof is in the pudding: the last time we covered it, it had 267k followers.
We’ve reached out to the curator of the page to learn more about the comedic project, and we’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from them.
Not if you use Afterpay, which that is what it looks like OP used. I personally love the Afterpay app, they let you break up your purchase into 4 payments, typically 2 weeks apart and they don't charge any interest or fees.
Load More Replies...It took a month and a half and four installments to pay off a hotdog? 😂🤣😂
In Brazil, we can do it too, but there are monthly payments
First post is a woman asking in a passive aggressive way if men are capable to be loyal and not cheat. The person who answered pointed out the hypocrisy since apparently she's the one who cheated on her ex.
Load More Replies...38 years in, still not bored. In fact everything gets better.
Load More Replies...Sounds like he would have ruined the wedding by going through with it.
I actually never met a conscripted veteran who bragged about participating in a war. They're all sad and traumatized about it usually, even 50 year later.
Or me !! I grew up with my grandparents , from a little baby , n they fought in World War Two , well granddad did gran was a medic but both out in India, n they never once mentioned it at all , old veterans in uk will talk about it sometimes but very very rarely , the s**t they saw , and our forces lads n lasses nowadays are horrific , ours mostly talk about D day , the good bits but that’s it x
Load More Replies...When there are people the same age as the poster also fighting in wars.
My Grandfather fought with Patton in North Africa. He never once spoke of the war.
What did you think of this collection of pics, screenshots, and memes, dear Pandas? Which ones did you like the most and why?
And, be honest, which pics were so weird that you genuinely wanted to find out more context about what happened?
Grab a snack or a drink and tell us all about it in the comments.
I don’t think digiboyfriend and uglygirlfriend are destined for each other
I've watched the free market ruin our lives and our world over my lifetime. Makes me so, so angry.
The market is only “free” for whoever has the most money. Everybody else has to kiss that person’s âss.
Load More Replies...TBH this is the 2nd time we invented sewage systems. Thank the church for killing it the first time round.
There are many, many professional jobs that don't have a salary. They are incredibly far from slavery.
Load More Replies...Let's see. This covers authors, composers, conductors, actors, musicians, small business owners, freelancers, farmers, anything commission based.
Most of those would be considered self-employed, not employees.
Load More Replies...If someone answers 'yes', then they are good fit for self-employment and freelancing.
where's the option "f**k no, you corporate sh*t lord"?
I mean, this is true for most careers in sales that are 100% commission based, yet people routinely earn $250k or more per year so...
Well, the question was "would you be comfortable...". If they ask about feelings they can't say "your answer is wrong".
Load More Replies...I feel the joy emanating from every pore, can't you?
Load More Replies...Anybody else here have the experience of being the smartest and dumbest person in class simultaneously? I'd say 'as a kid', but tbh, I had the same experience in college/grad-school.
Makes total sense if you know anything about "gifted" people. To many, it's a curse.
So? They care more about learning, studying and healing opl than put up a fancy room.. i got friends who would say: that's fine with me. All I REALLY need is there.
Tbh, I'd only consider the last one a synonym since the rest have a more excited vibe
Load More Replies...Nope, you're not dumb, you just lack the fantasy that's needed to imagine that people can be that stupid.
Load More Replies...It's worse than that, they've put cake ingredients in the vegetable aisle
The kale is out-of-frame, on the other side of the broccoli.
Load More Replies...Something else that shares the same color is the proof that Idiocracy is here.
And polluting communications everywhere all the time 🤢🤮
Load More Replies...That is some serious carrot stacking my friends. Most people don't carrot all how they are displayed
Trying to think how much time it took to make that display. I want that bottom carrot 4th from the right. And do horses really like broccoli?
Good question. I'll look it up. It looks like broccoli and cabbage are not good for horses because those veg can cause intestinal problems. And according to Google AI, horses don't particularly like it. The AI also says horses like carrots and that it is safe to feed carrots as a treat, one or two per day or thereabouts.
Load More Replies...Maybe not unusual. My sister's dog tragically bit the nose off a snowman and ate it. Weirder though, my mother's dog loooooved carrots - she didn't care if she puked her guts out after having some. The dog version of having frat boy amounts of booze.
Load More Replies...Problem is, they are now polluting our oceans and turning up in EVERYTHING & EVERYONE.
While watching a real c**me show where the culprit was found because of some glitter left from a party on his we**on, I learned that glitter producers sell the best part of their products to car manufacturers, that add lots of them in their paint to make car bodies gleam
The heck are c**me and we**on supposed to mean?
Load More Replies...Dentist told me years ago that those microbeads get into your gums and cause problems. Since then I stopped buying toothpaste with microbeads
Was that really plastic? I just always assumed that stuff was...I don't know what, but not plastic.
But they were supposed to be washed straight down the drain and into the water supply.
Load More Replies...For those wondering about the spikes on the top of the fence, it's used as a deterrent to keep people from hopping over and stealing equipment and supplies. It's a much bigger problem, then most people realize, thieves will try and steal anything that's not tied down. It's impossible to lockdown all of the equipment and tools, and it's REALLY BAD having ANY type of copper on-site. Several of my family members have been in constructinr for decades. Some workers prefer to use their own tools for some jobs, cause they're more familiar with them and it saves time then working with a new piece of equipment or tool. It's a way to protect the site from raccoons and squirrels, they're cute they but stilll have the ability to cause thousands of dollars in damages to property. It can be incredibly dangerous for ANY type of animal whether it's domestic or wild. There are dozens of ways for them to be injured or killed, It's for their protection and not just for humans.
Risking a whoosh: I guess it's more about people climbing over than birds sitting down.
Load More Replies...Gary Delaney: When they buried the guy who invented Tetris, the whole cemetery disappeared...
It's actually true about playing Tetris after a traumatic event. AI knew some stuff with this one.
To be fair: my partner has been doing EMDR therapy for a few months now, and the mechanics of what she's described to me about it do sound rather tetris-y
Sorry guys. They've come out and said that this is NOT some great substitute for trauma therapy. Playing Tetras,walking, doing yoga etc are all better than repressing, dwelling on, or replaying the original trauma mentally, but these are just stopgap measures. In order to prevent PTSD or heal trauma, you need therapy and positive contact with people. Of course that makes sense to you and me, but there are certain elements in our health care system that have jumped right on this as a reason to use it as money-saving ploy to avoid providing suitable mental health. "Here's your bandade, you really don't need that heart pump"
I mean, just in case the obvious needs to be stated - it's for parents who are buying a game for their kids.
I remember the son of a friend, who played at Heroes of Might & Magic 3 when he was 4 (and mastered the game better than some grownups); after playing a little with HoMM4 just before turning 6, he stopped his game and declared that he would learn to read before playing again... good motivation!
"What up I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fûcking learned how to read".
Load More Replies...I'm sitting here, fighting the urge for another donut because I know I'll regret it if I do.
My wallpaper is a very nice photo of a young Mr Auntriarch wearing a late Victorian Royal Engineers lieutenants uniform.
Mine is a Starry Night on Bald Mountain 2025-06-12...ff-png.jpg
A normal person's wallpaper is their pet or their kids or their SO or their favorite painting or something, not...whatever these are.
Back in the day walls were covered with music band posters.
Load More Replies...My wallpaper changer iterates over thousands of movie posters, DVD cover images, and one sheets. What this infers about my sexuality through the lens of this meme is entirely accurate.
My wallpaper is the Sorcery King Ainz Ooal Gown, Overlord of the glorious Tomb of Nazarick.
Ah yes, the direct corellation between Melanin and Melatonin. Fascinating
What's one simple syllable between friends and illiterates?
Load More Replies...I'm about as pale as it's possible to be while still being alive, and I'm tired all the time! (I do have chronic fatigue syndrome though)
Load More Replies...And the first red flag in that post is referring to women as females….
To all of those confused by this... Referring to women as "females" when speaking colloquially (casually/ in a non clinical setting) is 🚩 #1 for incels & alpha males. Sure to give the ick 100% of the time. If you don't believe this, you may in fact be an incel/alpha male 😬
Load More Replies...Well, I'm a woman and I was born and raised in Italy, so I think I can understand what it's like to be italian...
Neither would Radiohead, who are an English rock band.
Load More Replies...Yes, because there are no female Italians. All Italians are a result of immaculate conception?
Who is the divine boinking in these immaculate conceptions, though?
Load More Replies...As a "female" who was born in Italy and listens to Radiohead i only understand what it's like to be italian when i play Mario Kart.
I haven't seen my father since 2024. But then I'm not a quasi-professional athlete so you can't expect me to have such elite stats...
Are you asking because you don't know or being sarcastic
Load More Replies...So few posts make me laugh audibly anymore. This one made me laugh out loud at work
100% did me too, I snorted trying not to LOL at my desk so my attempt to not draw attention to myself did not work!
Load More Replies...Jesus. That's rude. Maybe that girl is trying to save some money. Maybe don't judge so harshly.
There is a loophole. Apparently if you can afford the fine, it's not illegal.
Or if you have the Supreme Court in your pocket and they say you're immune.
Load More Replies...Razor to head, man. Cue ball look is in. (take it from a bald guy who has never been stylish.)
Hopefully. And if not, then the case is already lost anyway.🤷
Load More Replies...Technically, most objects have four. I'm not going to buy a fridge that doesn't persist throughout time.
Load More Replies...I'm starting to see why Denise doesn't have any recommendations as a seller...
I think for most of these mammals (mentioned in these comments) it would be considered bisexuality in practice. Meaning mostly having heterosexual mating with instances of homosexuality, whereas bats tend to “gold star” it with their queerness. As in, there are homosexual bats who have never & will never heterosexually mate. Uh-uh, no way, gay all the way! And while being exclusively homosexual with never an instance of heterosexual mating (gold star gay. Or “The Gay”) can occur in many species, when it comes to mammals it’s the bats & the hoomans who excel at this.
Load More Replies..."But but...even the animal kingdom knows homosexuality is wrong! No animals are gay! This doesn't happen in the animal kingdom!" - every homophobe I've ever had the displeasure of meeting
Since many animals mate following natural scents and feromones, gay matings could happen because of defective recognition or emission of such signals (just guessing)
I don't know why I'm gay, but I feel fairly confident it has nothing to do with defective recognition of pheromones.
Load More Replies...Imagining a rando coming up to me and caressing my face ... ewwwwwww!
And how about having your face touched with a shocker, as long as it’s gentle?
Streamers are people who livestream things, and most will have a chat, so people can talk to them and other chatters. These chats have rules, and therefore moderators. The mods are the ones who can ban people breaking the rules.
Load More Replies...I beg to differ. But he can only use words worth 20 points or more and must hit at least one "triple word score."
Triple word score? Is that what the college kids are calling orgasm these days?
Load More Replies...Which is why so many people switched to Words with Friends. Those women love it!
Just think what you could have bought if only you also had given up avocado toast
Well done. That picture contains sufficient detail that anybody with a passing knowledge of locks could cut a replica key.
How much coffee were they drinking? If ya buy $10 a day in coffee and spend $20 a month on Netflix, you’ve only saved just under $2K. Average home price here, with 10% down, is well above $20K
Maybe replying on his Apple watch which doesn't show the convo history?
If only there was a kind of book that had blank paper that you could draw on.
Wtf? And I guess if somebody has an , very reasonable and understandable, problem with it then world is sooo unfair and they don't like kids?
Just send them the labor costs to clean it. Preferably at the pilot rate.
Load More Replies...Regardless of whether it is "easy" to clean or not, they have a very brief window of time to turn the plane for the next flight. This WILL cause a delay.
Load More Replies...Mom be walking the rest of the way. Just lemme open the door real quick - no need to stop, mr. Driver...
No. It’s still incredibly entitled to let your child do that rather than give them some paper to draw on. And it makes no sense encouraging this type of behaviour because they might do it other places and think it’s allowed, like at a friend’s house. Why would you purposely leave a mess for someone else to clean up?
Load More Replies...Non Fungible Tokens. The S is because its plural, which is confusing for acronyms.
Load More Replies...The marketing of NFT "collectibles" was a scam. The technology is pretty awesome and useful for many things.
Paying your taxes is the most patriotic thing you can do. Unfortunately the "patriots" in this country somehow want the government to suffocate and die; somehow (staggering stupidity) they think they'll just be left with "freedom" if our government collapsed. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ God I hate Republicans.
Agreed 💯. The Republicans want to take us back into another gilded age, where oligarchs could just shoot workers for striking, sexually harass their Secretary, be as racist as they want, not worry about pesky regulations, and the only function of the federal government is to protect business.
Load More Replies...So they waste time to waste other people’s time. And their own tax dollars since they are effectively paying the person who has to unfuck their b******t. The level of Dunning Kruger idiocy here is gut wrenching.
The IRS is actually underfunded and the employees receive little training, they are also underpaid humans like many of the rest of us. In the way back you could be fined for filing a frivolous return. Like some joker who paid his taxes in pennies. The person doing this has way too much time and money to do this bs. Donate your thousands you are wasting and volunteer your time to a homeless shelter.
Because many Americans have been conditioned to believe beaucratic accountants are on par with Satan himself. This guy obviously needs to be put on a list.
Load More Replies...Yes, she looks like an elf from The Elder Scrolls games. Pretty Dovakinky.
Load More Replies...Funny that he thought the random dude forgot.. sounds kinda on purpose to me.
I'm not the best at identifying AI all the time, but even I can see this one is! :P
Gotta be at least two years old, that AI. Much harder to detect now. Give it a year and no one can tell.
I mean, at least he was honest and didn't charge you and mess up your whole leg!
or wear long sleeved tops until it grows back :)
Load More Replies...Try a different shirt. That fuzzy long-sleeved one you have on is a bad look for you.
Someone who I went to high school with, but wasn’t really friends with kílléd his wife in self-defense. She was having what at the time they called a “schizophrénic episode” and I don’t want to misrepresent the details, but he apparently suffocatéd her while trying to restrain her after she tried bludgéoning him to déath in his sleep. Who knows what was going thru her mind, but it fúcked him up big time and he never really recovered. Drank himself to an early gravé.
"Completely motionless", like they thought it was an animal that was supposed to run away or what? :D
Well, now I want someone to animate this eraser. Make it erase the table, the building, and OP.
Load More Replies...The long pink side is for erasing mistakes written in pencil. The short blue side is for totally destroying the writing and the paper it was written on.
In the US we used to call condoms "rubbers" which was unfortunate for the British middle school teacher newly relocated to the States who asked her class if anyone had (what the kids would call) an eraser.
A few years ago my niece was filling a form to apply as foreign student in the US. She was about 16 and had been collecting fancy erasers since when she was a little girl. Luckily for her, I prevented her from writing that she liked very much to collect rubbers... she was going to hit "send"!
Load More Replies...More like Gen Z or Alpha. Millennials are 30-45 year olds.
Load More Replies...Certain mobile phones have this feature where you can record your Personal Voice. I sat in the quiet of my closet with my gaming headset on and spent the five minutes or so recording the words/sounds I was prompted. Then I set the default voice of my phone to this, including some Live Speech accessibility features. Now, any system feature or 3rd party application that uses voice/speech uses my voice. This means I’m now used ti hearing my own voice multiple times throughout the day. The best is when the snarky Carrot weather app tells me off. BTW, I did this because I hated hearing recorded versions of my own voice and I knew as I aged it would change. It doesn’t bother me at all now.
I hate my voice but some dude said it sounded soothing to him over the phone. He may have just been trying to smash though.
I was anonymously doing a voice over for A utube video and someone in the comment said "idk whoever this is but YOUR VOICE IS SO CALMING TO LISTEN TO" lmfao I hate my voice but yeah ty
Load More Replies...Your recorded voice doesn't sound bad it just sounds different. It's the uncanny valley effect which is when something is almost how you expect it to be but not quite. The sounds seems off to you and it makes you uncomfortable. The reason is that when we speak our voice resonates through our skull making it sound different to us than it does to others. People who hear their recorded voice a lot (people on TV, radio, YouTube, etc.) get used to hearing their voice sound different. Once you are used to the difference you no longer get the uncanny valley effect and it stops sounding bad.
My parents have been married 45 years. They’re the same way- one likes crunchy, one likes smooth, there is always both in the pantry
My husband will eat whichever he grabs first because he doesn't care... I have to have creamy on a pb&j and crunchy on toast so we always have both too.
Load More Replies...Does anyone in this comment section actually understand the meme? The bird is struggling against the bars (not getting to eat crunchy peanut butter) when the rest of the cage is wide open and there is an easy solution to their problem (buy their own peanut butter).
Yeah! If my wife likes something that I don't like, I REFUSE to buy it for her. And I don't allow her to go to the grocery store or order online!!
All I can picture is Wile E Coyote running through a wall and leaving just his outline, that's what this person did. They ran.
Those are youtubers from the UK they are not American. The bald guy is Bald and Bankrupt who has been to India many times and I believe he lived there for a while. Stop assuming all people who say or do stupid s**t are American. Its lazy.
Our son has traveled a lot for his job and he says, yeah, India sucks. I'd go just for the food, though!
These days, you can get Indian food in many places that aren't India.
Load More Replies...My best guess since it looks like an XBox logo, this is a multiplayer online game that matches you with other players of similar skill level. So calling someone a bad player is really calling yourself a bad player too since you matched.
Load More Replies...If you read Snow Crash (Neal Stephenson), you get to follow the adventures of one Hiro Protagonist...
Right, but Neal was using the joke of noninative determinism, not racism.
Load More Replies...Guy proudly comes into the library where he had been studying for his US citizenship exam, announces to the librarian (pleased as punch) - 'yesterday I was Russian with terrible English, today I am American with damned good Russian!'
And my name is Elon, and I'm an addi©t. Oops,wrong place.
Load More Replies...I’ve the same advice for nearly every cishet post on this sub: Get some plants. Even realistic fake ones if you’re not capable of taking care of living ones. Buy some lamps and turn off the bōōbie light on the ceiling. Stop putting up unframed posters with thumb tacks and sports flags/banners as your main wall art. Surprisingly, most of the guys on the sub have a really good eye for decorating. Either that or their buddy’s/coworker’s gay cousin or brother is doing them a solid.
Is that an absolutely massive table and water bottle, or a VERY short bed?
"A second marriage represents the triumph of hope over experience." - George Bernard shaw
Well, geez, maybe if you cleaned the place up a little, she'd come back.
I fail to see the problem here? Is it not basicly a big sink? I think she cleaned it before, i would understand if she is flushing the strawberriesin the toilet 🤭
I agree. I doubt an average kitchen sink is any cleaner than a tub, considering people put their dirty dishes in them and often leave them in there for a while, possibly even for several days, before washing them. Either one works just fine as long as you clean it first.
Load More Replies...I think i could not stand another single episode with to much skyler. Was top acting btw, hated her in every single scene
Yo, I was literally just thinking about Breaking Bad this morning and about how much I couldn't stand that woman
Load More Replies...Maybe count me as weird, but I"m put off by compliments (from strangers, esp men) - all it says to me is that they want something (note that I'm speaking of those wishing to date - a random compliment out of the blue from a total stranger is fine, as long as it's respectful and not creepy). Instead, try sincerity, curiosity, caring, kindness - much more appealing - and potentially date-able.
This person tried to flirt with a random girl but she's taken, there are pics of her with her boyfriend in her story.
Load More Replies...Someone tried to flirt with the poster, later found pictures they posted with their partner, was disappointed.
Load More Replies...Thanks. I was thinking it would be less because of a bulk order discount but was surprised by it being more.
Load More Replies...Um... So surely everybody knows that to multiply by ten you just add a zero, by a hundred two zeroes. So how in earth can multiplying by less than a hundred get a rather larger number?
Had an older lady ask me to change out her battery in her Ford. I was amazed at the price.
And show it to all my friends. A “kind and good person” would show me their títs.
Load More Replies..."It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." - Norm Peterson.
Glad I'm clearly not the only one that though it's "doggie dog world" 😅
Nah, they have plenty of sycophants and psychofans
Load More Replies...As a non-Brit I say: Nah, I'm good, don't want to understand. Rather not have to eat in the dark
As a Brit that isn't something we'd eat! Tuna doesn't go near cheese and beans!
Load More Replies...I'm a Brit and I say...'Ewwww, what the hell is that in the top left corner?'
I am British and I can't even identify that let alone know how good it tastes. It looks fu*king horrific and I really hope that grey gunk isn't meat.
TIL. I stopped watching Supernatural in about season 11. I didn’t know they did a Scooby-Doo crossover episode in Season 13.
Load More Replies...Nice to see BP shaming women for their choice of clothing while minimizing the fact that Anakin had an unhealthy sexual attraction to an older woman... he's also a psychopath who mürders children. EDIT: for all the non Star Wars fans, yes I know it's a film... it's called a joke 🤦🏻♂️
Padme and Anakin are only 5 years apart. She's hardly an "older woman", he is 19 and she's 24 in Episode II.
Load More Replies...It’s a stupid comment but the outfit is a lot more revealing than the rest of the clothes Padme wears in the three Star Wars films she’s in. That’s the “joke.”
Load More Replies...Considering the things we know Mel Gibson does believe, ...
Load More Replies...Previous generations NORWICH, GSOH, SWALK, BELFAST, LOWESTOFT. Look ‘em up, those forces types put some filthy acronyms into circulation. If you feel compelled to criticise the current generation then feel free to look at your own before you start!
Quietly waiting for someone to point out that Norwich doesn't start with a K 😂
Load More Replies...I can't type most of the words we used in the eighties, most of it was giving a massive 🖕 to any form of political correctness and, well, BP would show lots of pretty little stars.
"Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie."
Sir you have performed a valuable service. Thank you
Load More Replies...One of the best series of all time. The ending was not weird ....
Load More Replies...Back when I had a job with breaks, I almost always worked through them because I needed that f*****g momentum.
I work a seven hour day and I try to take my break as late as possible (legal limit is apparently "after six hours") because going back after the quiet time, I don't have any freaking motivation. I'd be quite happy to say stuff break, I'll do my seven hours then go home.
Load More Replies...Hmm how low are your prices? That's an invoice for a job not a pay check, nice try though
I had to take ibuprofen 400 mg 3x a day, plus 3 extra strong stomach cramps medicine a day for 5 days, plus hot water bottle. And I still was in pain. Turned out I have a double uterus. I only found out bc other women were surprised I've been suffering so much. I thought it was normal.
Mine divorced when I was 6, I think that’s the optimal time.
I was 13. It was so bad I had barely any reaction to 9/11, it happened the same year. Sounds horrible but I was so used to unescapable violence. My horror lasted for over a decade as parents continued living in the same flat. Father tried very seriously to end mother's life and so did she, threatening to commit s. It's a significantly worse trauma than sexual abuse.
They are seeing messages in the static that confirm their thoughts.
Load More Replies...It is. Worse is when it hits lady bits (sorry I can't be bothered with the asterisks)
Load More Replies...my local bus station toilet does this and the water is freezing. it has an auto flush but when you stretch for the bog wipe it flushes. as a guy that freezing water hitting your sack really makes you yelp. i dont know how many tourist i've scared from it, lol
Stand up immediately or grab toilet roll before sitting. Surely that’ll only happen once.
Load More Replies...First: drop a couple of squares of bog roll in there to absorb the impact. Second: TMI, nobody wants to know about your moist balls.
TBF, men have been told what they "deserve" for a lot longer than women.
Ctrl+f on a computer makes it so you can search for specific text on a page
Load More Replies...I assumed it was in a store and OP wanted to buy them then sell it on the internet for profit, rather than letting the child have something they would enjoy.
Load More Replies...I'd approach her and engage her just for spite and hope he tries something. Amazing how he thinks women in his circle are his property.
I think Corey is making up the fact that he is close friends with any women or is seeing one
Load More Replies...I doubt it. I think his close female friends and the person he is seeing are imaginary .
Load More Replies...Ugh, it’s annoying when the writer takes out a whole part of the post after you’ve made a comment on it.
Why do they start with 138 and have us filter the dross out? So lazy.
Ugh, it’s annoying when the writer takes out a whole part of the post after you’ve made a comment on it.
Why do they start with 138 and have us filter the dross out? So lazy.
