The internet has given us plenty of things that can make us stressed, sad, or just plain overwhelmed. But it’s also given us a coping tool for all of it: memes. And thankfully, it never seems to run out of them.
So if you’re in need of a quick reset, these are here to do the job. This collection comes courtesy of the Instagram page @insta.single, full of funny posts that might just put you in a better mood for a few minutes. Scroll down to enjoy them—and if one makes you laugh, feel free to share it with someone else who could use it too.
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Here's the thing. It was always like this but we didn't have to the second reports. We waited for the 6pm news. They reported the important stuff. I always say if you don't like the way politics are going, get involved. Run for local office. Vote for the right people or complain to your members and make sure they K know what is happening. They don't want to lose the votes.
Load More Replies...I'm still working on what I want to be when I grow up. I'm retired.
I need to declutter, but at my age, if I wait this out then others will be put to the task of clearing this mess after they take me out in a body bag.
Every day it is a better idea and you are even more likely to succeed!
Load More Replies...We can in Australia. The loan payment is taken off before tax. (it's a bit confusing because it's calculated before the installment amount is calculated, but you do get a deduction.)
Canadians can use tuition costs to reduce taxes but there's no difference between tax benefits from a loan vs paying it in cash
Load More Replies...I think most people would be happy to pay off student loans, it's the interest that is impossible.
and like credit card interest, that's intentional. They want young people to be trapped by debt so they can charge exorbitant interest.
Load More Replies...Not the worst idea I've heard of. I'd much rather no one gets to deduct anything. But that's just silly of course.
Sometimes, the best meme compilations are the most random ones. You never really know what you’re going to get, which leaves plenty of room for surprise. And since there are so many different things to laugh about, chances are there’ll be something for everyone.
That’s because humor is subjective. What makes you laugh might get a blank stare from someone else. And honestly, who even knows what the most universal type of humor could be. Dad jokes? Even those have their haters.
I fail to comprehend the gender-based concept of income. If you marry them, it's literally just more money in a joint bank account, and both get to use their own money as much as they want
Bingo. I wouldn't marry a person that wanted it any other way. And I've been the bigger and smaller earner throughout my life. Doesn't matter.
Load More Replies...It's like the one time I'll shout "men are people too!" Men are not providers. Fathers are providers the same way mothers are. But your gender does not make you a provider the same way it does not make you a care giver. It's interesting how the patriarchal system creates a world where the wife is a dependent.
I earn considerably more than my husband. I wouldn't be able to handle my job if he wasn't taking care of all the household stuff. People partner in different ways
Load More Replies...And, like dough, when you are allowed to rest, it's usually just the prelude to getting beaten down 😏
And diamonds just get cut and worn.
Load More Replies...The fact that diamonds are formed under pressure doesn't have to mean the carbon likes to be one. We like it, yes, but that's not the carbon, that us.
Dude, I have a tip Carry a jar of catnip 😉
Load More Replies...That means you self-identify as a receiver. Others may just get uncomfortable with any compliment from anyone. Good for you.
Load More Replies...I had to reread this several times. "Do you feel prettier when a man complients you or a woman?" Is he complimenting me, or is he complimenting a woman? How would that affect if I felt prettier? But I am a woman? Is he complimenting another woman? What do children have to do with it???????? Oh...do you feel prettier if a man compliments you or if a woman compliments you. Ooookaaaay.
Still thinking about a little girl walking behind me with her mom that said I have "princess hair". I think kids and animals win this one!
My sister dyed her hair red and she was out at a bowling alley and this little girl told her she looked like Ariel from the Little Mermaid and it made my sister's whole day
Load More Replies...A small kindergartener was always shy around me, until one day she confessed she thought I was Snow White. I confessed I was not, but that complement has stuck with me ever since. I am not really above a 7 but she made me feel like a 10.
But here’s where it gets interesting: your sense of humor can actually reveal a lot about your personality. The jokes you love, the memes you share, the comedy stand-up routines that make you laugh until you cry—all of it might be saying something about who you really are.
I left my job as a corporate librarian due to a toxic workplace. I ran into a former co-worker about 6 months later, and they'd already had to fire 2 people they hired for the position. They should have given me that raise.
I'm still dealing with the aftermath of one such terrible decision - a year after they left. My boss refused to give a raise to the person working under me for extremely petty reasons and I was the one to pay the price because they were extremely competent. The first person we brought in didn't last a week, the second was fired after six months. In the meantime I'm left to manage two people's workload.
Load More Replies...I abruptly quit a job after the manager harassed me. A year later I ran into my co-worker and she told me she didn't understand why I made a fuss. Then he started in on her. She was in therapy and afraid to get another job.
My mom is notorious for her close-shop abilities. Every single time she switched jobs, the place closed within 2 years...
left one job and six years later found that people doing my old job were making the same salary as when I left.
I laughed! Had a meet-up with work friends about 6 months after I retired. They all blamed me and I laughed!
Tis because thee quit that thy job bankrupted and not vice verse
The validation is crazy. Mass layoffs and site closures started after I left a workplace that I felt didn’t have its s**t together and was expanding too quickly
I find it difficult to believe that there's anyone called Linda with a three month old
Honestly yeah. Babies aren't gonna start forming lasting memories until they're like 3 or 4 years old anyway, don't worry about taking them to lots of exciting places.
And even then, what you consider exciting memories isn't what will stick for them
Load More Replies...Maybe Linda's more interested in places SHE would enjoy where she can easily bring a stroller.
I've shared a kitchen with a friend for so long it's coordinated, like ballet with chef's knives.
My daughter and I are like this, but since our kitchen is small, the ballet is punctuated with interjections of "behind!"
Load More Replies...Hubs gates cooking but loves my cooking. I am autistic and eat like crud, I love feeding and guinea pigging my husband and thoroughly enjoy his company but he is not allowed to touch when I cook. We love the arrangement.
Load More Replies...In my bones. My GF has ESP and will stand in front of the drawer or cupboard I need with unerring accuracy.
Take self-deprecating humor, for example. If you’re constantly making jokes at your own expense, you might think you’re just being relatable or easygoing. But according to research from Western University Canada, people who regularly lean on self-defeating humor might actually be struggling with low self-esteem.
Psychologist Chloe Lau explains that this comedy style can become harmful, linking it to feelings of loneliness and other negative outcomes. While one well-timed self-roast can be hilarious, making it your entire comedic identity might be a way of dodging some uncomfortable feelings about yourself.
It's how you look in a club's restroom under florescent lights that can be horrific.
Just like the picture on the right, but it includes the muffin top
Load More Replies...Yeah, I can look spectacular in 3D, but once it goes 2D it goes bad real fast.
I call BS. AI is smarter than that. This isnt even bad photoshop, this is just taking a meme pic and putting it in top of the other.
Then there’s dark humor. If you gravitate toward jokes dripping with sarcasm or cynicism, research featured in Forbes suggests this preference might connect to certain personality traits. A study examining eight different humor types found that people who scored high on traits like Machiavellianism and psychopathy tended to prefer edgier material—irony and mockery over lighthearted fun.
Meanwhile, narcissistic personalities went for lighter humor but mainly used it to make themselves look good. Psychologist Alberto Dionigi notes that people with these traits might weaponize humor for manipulating others and putting people down.
"Super easy, no hard-to-find ingredients! Step 1: Milk your goat. Don't forget to knit her a hat for the winter! "
Load More Replies...Exactly. And have you read cookbooks from far enough back? There's a Betty Crocker cookbook that asks for Gold Medal Flour, a specific brand. Good if you have that brand, but s***s at answering "white or whole wheat?"
If it's old, it would have been white wheat. Whole wheat was considered garbage that needed to be bleached.
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to watch this go to YouTube and watch Antichef. He's hilarious. (Although he hasn't put up a video in three weeks and we're all worried about him.)
My mother making tea, then insisting it's my job to keep the kitchen clean.
In America, tea is just tea. In Britain, TEA is more than a snack and less than a meal. Second Breakfast
Load More Replies...That's just the windscreen, but if you add a astigmatism flair (like a sparkly halo) and rain reflections, then you have a normal day for me.
Load More Replies...I was in my late 30s when I discovered that not everyone sees lights like this.
Now add the new bright LED lights and you have my version of vision at night.
Those appear to be the older style headlamps. It is much worse with the new blue-ish lamps that are blindingly bright. I firmly believe they should be illegal.
About a year before I had to give up my license due to failing eyesight, it was the LED headlights coming at me that really gave me trouble, as if it wasn't bad enough already. Now the LED headlights are so ridiculously bright, I don't know how anyone can see while they're driving.
It's "astigmatism". That - or you need new wipers.
Load More Replies...I was 36, and she was forty. First marriage for both. It's been 38+ deliriously happy years since.
About censorship on BP.(I have to ask) Is it done by employees or is it done by censoring programs? Because it is rediciolous. What are they afraid of?
Us longtimers are all pretty sure it's AI/a program, not actual humans :(
Load More Replies...On a more positive note, if you’re the type who loves sharing jokes with friends and keeping a generally upbeat, humorous outlook on life, a large study analyzing nearly 12,000 people suggests you’re likely extroverted, agreeable, and open to new experiences.
The research, discussed in Psychology Today, suggests that certain personality traits are more drawn to “healthy” humor styles, the kind that connects people and lifts spirits.
Take a flight to timbuktu, change your name and lie low for awhile. Like, 100 years minimum
Load More Replies...I just flip out when people tell me to calm down in general. I know it’s a problem, but if I’m freaking out and you tell me to calm down all I hear is “this situation does not warrant a breakdown,” and to prove them wrong, I make the situation warrant a breakdown 😆
Yeah I don't think saying "calm down" actually ever causes anyone to become calm. If people could become calm on command, they would simply command themselves to be calm.
Does anyone else have all these chapsticks, and STILL manage to be without any of them when they are needed?
Same, but with packets of tissues. Because seasonal allergies 😪🤧
LOLOL there is a tin of vaseline lip balm in my bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room, car, purse, and work desk.
I also have one for my British friend, I call it the chap chapstick. Also one for when I'm eating Chinese food, that one's the chopstick chapstick.
What about the one where you are going to crack a joke and call it the slapstick chapstick
Load More Replies...He clearly fetched his blanket. Daily calorie burn exceeded
Load More Replies...If you avoid offensive jokes and don’t use comedy to tear others down, you’re probably high on agreeableness. The study found that agreeable people naturally steer clear of aggressive humor because they value getting along well with others and maintaining positive relationships.
If you’re organized and responsible—traits associated with conscientiousness—you likely avoid both aggressive humor and self-defeating humor. Conscientious people don’t feel the need to put themselves down for a laugh or use comedy as a weapon against others.
Eat your hard tacos over a soft tortilla and voila, extra soft taco
I ate a ton of burritos, few quesadillas, but I never had a taco, and every time I want to change that... I am taking a burrito.
That's similar to deciding on the name to give your forthcoming child. It brings up memories of all those that were ruined by belonging to someone you disliked in the past.
Ages ago, I had a boss named Angela. She was a first class witch with a capital B, and I swore I'd never name a child Angela. Now, I have a daughter-in-law named Angela and she is the polar opposite of my old boss. The name really fits my daughter-in-law.
Load More Replies...Yes. They thought that they'd taken an entire Judas Priest album from me, but they got another thing comin'.
Load More Replies...Is it just me or did pizza rolls become awful a few years back? Now it would be punishment for misbehavior.
Pizza rolls. One of the greatest inventions.
Load More Replies...On the flip side, if you score high on neuroticism (experiencing more stress, worry, and negative emotions), you might find it harder to use healthy humor styles. The research found that people dealing with anxiety and constant stress often struggle to use comedy as a positive tool or social connector.
Apparently the last guy that had my number is hiding in prison, based on the angry voicemails I get
Load More Replies...I somehow saved many numbers as scam in my phone for fun. Just in case they called back.
Load More Replies...Actual adults check things out before getting involved. Children just rush right in, being as free of experience as they are. Who on earth answers an unknown number instead of letting the caller, if legitimate, leave a message?
"We have noticed actions of suspiciousness on your vayasa account"
Yup. It wasn't uncommon for me to get a call from my mother, not answer it, and call my sister to see if she knew what was going on. I would in turn call my sister to give her a heads-up when Mom called me first.
Load More Replies...And you don't call back -- you text. When you feel like it. Or that's my oldest daughter's response...
At the end of the day though, we all exist on a spectrum. It’s not like enjoying dark humor or cracking a few self-deprecating jokes automatically means something’s wrong with you. It's more that if one particular style dominates your sense of humor, it could reveal something about your personality. So which humor style sounds most like you?
I would rather wear the crown of thorns than folding laundry. The horror.
Oh dear, they have forgotten to mention the worst part; the ironing. Right now my weekend washing is sitting all wrinkled in the washing basket and I am pretending not to see it
"A s**y, romantic partner with French onion dip would complete me right now"
Gender doesnt matter just the dip. I like that whipped frenchish cheese. I miss goat cheese.
Load More Replies...Coffee, strawberry, chips and a soft blanket. Definition of a good time
Nah, I get bored when I have to chat with people about mundane subjects when I could be in my recliner reading or watching something interesting.
I can relate to this except for the laying on a hard, menacing floor. My chronic tailbone pain told me to say "menacing".
Your chronic tailbone pain has chosen the exact correct word.
Load More Replies...I wonder what it propping up that cushion. I want to know because it looks like a comfy angle to lay at!
There's something red at the upper left corner just barely visible. Maybe it's another cushion/pillow?
Load More Replies...What do you mean 80's and 90's? I can't think of an elementary anywhere nearby that doesn't have some portables. My kids elementary is pretty new and they have six.
My high school has three, with two classes each
Load More Replies...The science lab!!!! We're talking 1964! it had a planetarium and a lab bench and Mr. Fritz called me Mississippi you know why? Because I was always running at the mouth, and he thought that was the funniest joke ever! But I LOVED the science lab!
My local community college put up 4 steel sheds as "temporary classroom buildings" in 1969. One of them is still being used today.
Load More Replies...They were called the ‘mobile classrooms’ in the UK and really were supposed to be temporary. I do remember teachers commenting that new bricks and mortar classrooms had been promised but didn’t seem to be being built
We called the "the huts" at my secondary school in the UK.
Load More Replies...You think by now maybe shipping containers would be a better alternative to postables
Our elementary school built a new, bigger building to get rid of the trailers, then a year later brought back the trailers, then a few years later added more trailers. Why? Because the school system moved one of their special programs to the school since they had two emptly class rooms. Sorry 5th graders: back to the trailers for you.
I did business with a school in Manhattan that was all temp buildings on a high school campus. It was like Gomer Pyle USMC with little kids
And for some reason, they don't appreciate it when you tell them 'don't fucking touch me!'
I've made kids cry when I tell them that. But how else do they learn to keep their hands to themselves?
Load More Replies...If it's just stitches, nothing serious, you can DIY with thin strips of adhesive tape.
"Oh...what a pretty ball, it's the best ball ever. (Reach, dog turns its head)
It happened to us. The roughly 8-month-old, super friendly male got a 2-month-old pup, and he was super enthusiastic. They loved each other in the following 14 years.
I got my boy to entertain my girl, and I think they fell in love
Load More Replies...That's invariably an excellent idea for the health and happiness of both dogs. Always enjoyed Dave Barry writing about his main dog and his small emergency backup dog.
eh depends. Lou is what we call a Einzel-prinzessin (lone princess). He likes other dogs, but he prefers everything in the apartment (including human bellies and hands) to be only for him
Load More Replies...That's a trap. Once the original dog dies, its pet dog needs a pet dog. You will never not have a dog ever again.
And you can tell by your comments that you're an ásshole!
Load More Replies...shoes and jeans.. how can u feel at home when u r wearing those
Jeans are super comfortable. Standing up. Or laying down. Basically just not sitting. Whose belly likes to be pinched?
Load More Replies...I wear carpenter jeans. I'd have to gain 70 lb before they would be tight
Usually the name on top belongs to the bubbles on the left.
Load More Replies...Lmao I love the contact name, perfect response to someone who was rude to waiter :3
To be fair he doesn't have a human body. He's the giant yellow bird.
Mine is books, my handbags, often a pile of clothes and other random things. Sometimes it's hard to climb over everything to get to the clean side.
Books, phones, tablests, kindle, kitchen roll, chips. Every time I'm left unsupervised.
Definitely cats, why would I want another human in my bed? Snoring and farting
I use half my bed for my body pillow for side sleeping and also sleep diagonally.
This reminds me - I need to go look for the remote I lost somewhere in my bed last night.
What's actually very amusing to me is that some AI has scraped my company details off LinkidIn, and about 3 people I've never heard of apparently worked for me 😁
We used to do this pre-internet when employers had no alternative but to make reference calls. We'd call one another with instructions to answer the their phone professionally because a reference from a landlord or former boss was needed.
Two of my dad's friends would always lie through their teeth for me.
My wife criticized me for getting us to the airport 2 hrs early. She was flying out to see my daughter once... "just get me there an hour prior to departure"...."yes dear". Get there at 0630 for a 0730 flight, she BARELY made it through TSA to catch her flight...."oh shutup"
It’s nice to hang out at the airport one you’re through security… park in a seat and people watch…
I like to abûse the lounge, so turn up as early as possible. 3 hours is the maximum. Apparently....
You better do, i almost missed my flight last week because of three snowflakes on the road the stupid bus would not go. Usually i go near the airport one night before to avoid just that but this time i was to optimistic and my elderly mother had to bring me. No problem with snowflakes for her, weeee
My mother was chronically early for everything, so naturally I was always late for everything and then she died and now I am chronically early for everything.
I’m always late too even when I start getting ready hours earlier than I normally would and leave 30 mins to an hour sooner than I really should. I told my kids start telling me we gotta be somewhere an hour to a half hour earlier than we need to be. Don’t tell me they’re doing that but do that anytime we need to be somewhere. That’s helped a little bit honestly. I ALWAYS misjudge how long it’ll take to get somewhere from home especially since having a new baby. I’m not used to needing to get two people ready and one in a car seat anymore so that slows me down a lot!
Load More Replies...Cars and trains, babe. Nothing to show up early for. It's a beautiful thing.
...because I just remembered that I need it for that thing at 8 AM today 😱
I wish they were that logical, but those wake-up anxieties rarely have a rational explanation.
Load More Replies...What if that debt collector who keeps calling here is real, and they're calling because my identity got misused again and now some collection agency thinks I'm the one who owes all that money?
i have never needed one after registereing for primary school and HIgh school. and at 40 i still do not have a need for it
Got the chicken pox. Missed a field trip from Seattle to Vancouver B.C. I'm still a bit bummed about that 50 years later.
I turned 18 four months before graduating, and I could write my own late/absent notes. There was a two week stretch where I stopped setting my alarm. Strolling in at 11:55 with a note saying "please excuse my lateness, I overslept" was probably the best it ever got
I lived close enough to hear the lunch bell go. I remember one time (I think I was home with tonsilitis) I could see everyone run past on the track that went through the park next to my house when they were doing a fun run, that was a surreal experience.
I got a new manager, who was worse than useless. A member of HR asked how we were getting on. I was so fed up, I just said, had I known he was going to turn it into a circus, they should have supplied me with clown shoes and make-up.
We got parachuted in on us a new principal with no degrees in education, no professional licenses, and no experience. Having him evaluate your teaching was like having Stevie Wonder analyze your handwriting.
Load More Replies...🎶Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you🎶
Wheres that multigendered person who asked about adult movies of the 90s? This this is what they did. Clown gang bangs
I can't do that. Half the time that's what gets me out of bed, not wanting to lie there thinking about everything. It feels like at least I can make things better if I get up, but in reality there's just more stuff to distract me.
Stephen Hawking's mentioned that his greatest ideas came to him while he was getting into bed. To be fair, it took a lot of time for him to get into bed though.
Load More Replies...I chose a good mattress, a great contour pillow, and a weighted blanket. Heck yeah, it's the best. I wake up naturally, well rested and without any aches and pains.
I bought too many pigs in blankets for Christmas so I put them in the freezer. Guess what we're having tonight 😁
There's no such thing as too many pigs in blankets!
Load More Replies...I'm starting a campaign to rename Toad in the Hole to Pigs in a Duvet . . .
This would actually have been: i lv u. Dnt tb. I cnt answr anymr bc my dad wl gt chrgd
That would take longer to write than The Great Gatsby
Load More Replies...A case of "nostalgic, but glad it's not still present". That said, if it was, I would love to get Trump's phone number and bankrupt him by going "ksjcdlbvsifhldkvmdfvdbldjldkvjbdljdbvkjdfbldbkfvdfvbdkfjvldjfkvkdfbvkljdflbvldkfjvlbdfkvbdfvkjfldvjfdviuurvbjlrtuvvkslkslbiuievbljkviusrviukrelvviuwrluvgktjwrbviurtburilrwbvuirwbvjrlviubiwurbvuiwrawjkeslkbiuvlerkbwjvlwiurfhuygvhydujfvuhrbilvckeburlibgfvlehbkcbckrnliubtv hebknruibhcdnjwefrhbnjwdkmdfrvhbdkmdweijfnvjdmkijfruhbnjmkw,lodkfijuvnjdmkwdoifjvunjdmkifjuhgvnjfkmdcl,weokirju3ijode8whrybfh3n2fio3hubjcWHOECBUWILRRRREILBERBFWLVUI47VBY4EO746Y8BVILEBUGR7930HP2IF;;;W0OI;ERFWE;RFWERIF (Btw, I would love seeing Matt Rose pronounce that)
Why are womens feet so BIG now? Women used to have tiny feet 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Load More Replies...I bet they introduced "ai" censor bot. BP is like orange clown. Every new decision makes them look ever dumber.
Load More Replies...Posted before I read the thread. Love you all, hope you beautiful people have a great night
Load More Replies...Nope. Never wanted to get married or have kids. Then I met a man who was better than trying to get through life alone. Over 30 years later and he still proves that over and over again. Even today he made me feel better about something that was worrying me.
Get therapy. "One hundred years from now, We'll all be dead and nothing will matter"
Load More Replies...Honestly they've all done pretty well for themselves. Might be a bit quirky, but I guess I never fell for anyone who was fully crazy.
"Someday I'm going to use my *whole* brain and that day will be something!" ~ Me, two days ago
Small town life: many teachers asking me why I'm not more like my older brother. He was 13 years older, but they still remembered well enough to make the comparison. My revenge was to grow up to be taller than he was. Last laugh.
Almost to the day actually. One was born 6/8 and the other 6/20
Load More Replies...I have noticed I can’t even reply to the comments that are getting hidden too
Load More Replies...I dont understand why the highest rated comment is hidden and you cant reply? ...
Because AI is now running everything, and there's no one to complain to.
Load More Replies...Bathsheeba was in the bath, on her roof when David saw her. Bible is a laugh a minute!
All of one group and one from another, just to keep it awkward
I just wish I had a waist. My b***s overlook my hips with nothing in between.
A little birdie told me. And it was definitely not a raven. No, no why are you burning me
About time Florida Woman got a mention. Florida Man needs a break....
For every Florida Man, there is an equal and equivalent Florida Woman. Simple Newtonian physics.
Load More Replies...I think it's the sushi and cinnamon rolls together that is bothersom.
Load More Replies...Legally she would have to leave the building without paying for it to be a crime. Most stores dont have a "no eating before paying" policy on packaged products. Its just not culturally normal (although I've drank drinks when I had diabetic attacks waiting in line at stores and paid at checkout).
Load More Replies...Here in the UK it would be Asda, drinking a high caffeine content fizzy drink whilst quaffing a Greggs sausage roll.
A lot of managers and bosses know that the people wouldn't work there if they had better options - I managed a store for such a company some years ago
Someone downvoted you and I didn't figure out why so i evened it out
Load More Replies...The best thing about living alone and not having any family or friends, my phone is blowing up with texts. The only people I talk with is done in the hallway.
I really had different expectations for my life as a "millionaire". I can't even afford to retire.
That's equivalent to what most millionaires do half the time.
Loved it right up until the facial tardive dyskinesia began, and that was that.
Load More Replies...They move constantly, though. They just don't go anywhere...
Load More Replies...Yes! A mullet does look sort of like a waterfall, I think you've got something there.
Load More Replies...I don't get people hating on candy corn. It tastes good. The size allows you to eat as much or as little as you want. It also has hella long shelf life, so it can feel like a bonus when you find some long after you bought them.
New restaurant in my town, burger is like $9, no fries included. I think fries are like $7 and a drink is $3. Might as well just make my burger at home.
Load More Replies...Fries. I was thinking about fries earlier. RFK Jr wouldn't approve of my meatless and no fried foods eating habit I've developed. When you notice cholesterol deposits in your eyelids, it's time to take a food detour or die.
When you so fine you can just roll straight outta bed and still blow minds
I will eat any burger as long as it does not have tomato on it. That is how democratic i am 😋
So that would mean that I could make EVERY woman around my age very happy
Man, before I got fat and food noise turned into a SCREAM I was like this. F**k I miss those days. Before anyone tells me I can have those days again, this is my second time fat, and no I can't have those days back. The fat can go but the food noise is forever, once it starts. I'm just going to die of a heart attack, like an ADULT.
No one can be taught to eat healthy, they really need to see the damage done instantly to care. I have a glucose monitor, so I have to see exactly how much damage I do when I eat. No one's body is the same, and what foods they need has nothing to do with what they want.
Anytime there's food around is the time to eat. And a lot of the time when food isn't around, too.
Coffee is doubly horrible for me: it tastes like shit & gives me ✨extra✨ anxiety
Thank "Stand by Me and The Prince of Tides" for at least two of them.
For some reason I had a fear that a giant black widow spider lived in the bottom of the deep end at my local pool
I had an irrational fear of tornadoes as kid to the point that strong wind got me very frightened - Till I learned that I'm in a spot that's absolutely safe from them
Unless it is the full moon. Go werewolf and have the fur.
That took me longer than it should have to get but I scrolled back up to upvote when I finally got it!
Load More Replies...Costco is wild, you can get a cheap meal, a pallet of beans, a pair of prescription glasses, and a tire all at the same place
Being as the original definition of a Michelin star restaurant is a place you would make a special journey to eat at, I think many would agree
I accidently hit the Home button and it sent the caller to voice mail. I love that feature.
Old people will be like "back in my day we used to go look at a wall of flip-flops"
I used to do this, now I'm a light sleeper and when I wake up I'm wide awake, no more groggy, drowsy time for me or hitting the snooze button it's like I never went to sleep. Welcome to old age.
Which is why I placed my alarm across the room, if I gotta get up to shut it off I'm up.
My mum's don't stop when she gets up. She has hourly alarms to remind her to 'Get moving', 'Keep going' and 'Focus'! Drives everyone crazy and doesn't seem to help her at all.
I feel the same about kale. I had to draw the line somewhere, so kale's out.
Sorry, BP, but I will downvote anything at all that has a Kardashian in it.
I do the same with anything having inane amounts of plastic. Not mutually exclusive though.
Load More Replies...One of the rare things on which my bf and my tastes differ. Salt and vinegar is my favourite flavour of crisp and he hates it. Cheese and onion is his and I hate it.
My sweetie started buying salt and vinegar chips because I am an unashamed chip vacuum but i did not like them. Now I adore them. She has now switched to Ketchup chips. Think I may be beat.
That's only 2.3 kcal or a handful of rice. Now if it was 2300 kcal then it's a lot
On this one, not funny. One of those battles that was lost decades ago, just accept it and move on.
Load More Replies...Don't forget the kitty ears, and nose with whiskers. (Boy, are those stupid.)
If you thought being a man was expensive, try being a woman with all the societal expectations of grooming, good hair, soft skin, nice smells, makeup that looks natural but not too natural, oh, and add period products just for funsies.
And bras. No male equivalent. Have to wear them otherwise we ‘want’ to be harrassed. And if you’re above a C cup good ones are not cheap.
Load More Replies...They've copy pasted the whole girl and dog from the photo on the right, and his hand came along for the ride
Load More Replies...WHY THE HECK ARE COMMENTS BEING HIDDEN FOR NO REASON AT ALL? Cmon BP you can do better than this... amazing content tho keep it up :3
And they've taken the arrow from the bottom so you can't scoot right up with one click (Yes, I know I'm lazy, lol).
Load More Replies...WHY THE HECK ARE COMMENTS BEING HIDDEN FOR NO REASON AT ALL? Cmon BP you can do better than this... amazing content tho keep it up :3
And they've taken the arrow from the bottom so you can't scoot right up with one click (Yes, I know I'm lazy, lol).
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