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The internet has given us plenty of things that can make us stressed, sad, or just plain overwhelmed. But it’s also given us a coping tool for all of it: memes. And thankfully, it never seems to run out of them.

So if you’re in need of a quick reset, these are here to do the job. This collection comes courtesy of the Instagram page @insta.single, full of funny posts that might just put you in a better mood for a few minutes. Scroll down to enjoy them—and if one makes you laugh, feel free to share it with someone else who could use it too.

#1

Twitter exchange about disliking people more with age, featured in a collection of funny memes for distraction.

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Bonnie Blue Bird
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20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Politics ... I miss when politics was boring

PenguinEmp
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13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's the thing. It was always like this but we didn't have to the second reports. We waited for the 6pm news. They reported the important stuff. I always say if you don't like the way politics are going, get involved. Run for local office. Vote for the right people or complain to your members and make sure they K know what is happening. They don't want to lose the votes.

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Ravenkbh
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21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids not staying off my lawn

Brian Droste
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21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having less energy and for me no motivation to do anything.

Miki
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20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True that.

Dragon Ashes
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2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to like people. Then people ruined that for me.

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    #2

    Tweet from Dylan Farella humorously expressing procrastination, featured among funny memes for distraction.

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    April Pickett
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still working on what I want to be when I grow up. I'm retired.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to declutter, but at my age, if I wait this out then others will be put to the task of clearing this mess after they take me out in a body bag.

    driedgrapes
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day it is a better idea and you are even more likely to succeed!

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    George D
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, unfortunately, would define my brother.

    #3

    Funny meme with a confident character surrounded by knives, illustrating unpopular opinions and relatable humor to distract viewers.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can in Australia. The loan payment is taken off before tax. (it's a bit confusing because it's calculated before the installment amount is calculated, but you do get a deduction.)

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians can use tuition costs to reduce taxes but there's no difference between tax benefits from a loan vs paying it in cash

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    M Whee
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people would be happy to pay off student loans, it's the interest that is impossible.

    Ghostchaplain16
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and like credit card interest, that's intentional. They want young people to be trapped by debt so they can charge exorbitant interest.

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    Ali
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    21 hours ago

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    I definitely think the UK government should write of student debt right now for every state employee who needed a degree for that job. People like doctors, nurses, teachers. I am in favour of free education for many reasons, but it seems a no brainer to make working in the UK public sector more appealing. (I don't belong to one of these professions and I'm old enough to have received a degree before fees were charged)

    Roxy222uk
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    20 hours ago

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    Too many people think that ‘claiming back’ or ‘writing off’ expenses means you don’t have to pay for them at all. They think the tax office gives you the money back. I know this from personal experience, and with proper grown ups as well.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst idea I've heard of. I'd much rather no one gets to deduct anything. But that's just silly of course.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do that. And I am already working, just getting my degree because I want it.

    tori Ohno
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    17 hours ago (edited)

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    Bosses should also have to prove that only a college degree can teach you to do the job i.e. doctors, nurses, chemists, etc. A majority of the managers and CEOs who want their people to have degrees are "degree snobs". They only care about the word "degree", not the knowledge of the person applying for the job. Our sales manager (production facility) demanded that people applying for the minimum wage, entry level receptionist job have a degree. She answers phones and files orders, no degree needed, and nothing in the office that would need a degree. Accounting is done in a different state. We can't wait until that snobby Boomer retires.

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    Sometimes, the best meme compilations are the most random ones. You never really know what you’re going to get, which leaves plenty of room for surprise. And since there are so many different things to laugh about, chances are there’ll be something for everyone.

    That’s because humor is subjective. What makes you laugh might get a blank stare from someone else. And honestly, who even knows what the most universal type of humor could be. Dad jokes? Even those have their haters.

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    #4

    Funny memes text image showing a humorous dialogue about men as providers and women asking them to provide.

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    Sam Trudeau
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to comprehend the gender-based concept of income. If you marry them, it's literally just more money in a joint bank account, and both get to use their own money as much as they want

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bingo. I wouldn't marry a person that wanted it any other way. And I've been the bigger and smaller earner throughout my life. Doesn't matter.

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    Breadcrumb.
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the one time I'll shout "men are people too!" Men are not providers. Fathers are providers the same way mothers are. But your gender does not make you a provider the same way it does not make you a care giver. It's interesting how the patriarchal system creates a world where the wife is a dependent.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as men get money they feel entitled to attract ‘more beautiful’ (i.e. to contemporary beliefs) women, but if those women are actually attracted by the money they’re gold diggers.

    Jeff White
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    20 hours ago

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    Hits a little to close to home, don't it?

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I earn considerably more than my husband. I wouldn't be able to handle my job if he wasn't taking care of all the household stuff. People partner in different ways

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    #5

    Funny memes text about motivation, pressure, and differing responses featuring bread dough and boiling water sayings.

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, like dough, when you are allowed to rest, it's usually just the prelude to getting beaten down 😏

    C M
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay.

    Ge Po
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that diamonds are formed under pressure doesn't have to mean the carbon likes to be one. We like it, yes, but that's not the carbon, that us.

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    #6

    Funny meme text exchange about compliments, shared as part of a collection of funny memes to distract and entertain viewers.

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    troufaki13
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats coming to you for pets is the ultimate compliment!

    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means you self-identify as a receiver. Others may just get uncomfortable with any compliment from anyone. Good for you.

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    Potato Vic
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can be brutal so a compliment from a little kid is always nice 😂

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to reread this several times. "Do you feel prettier when a man complients you or a woman?" Is he complimenting me, or is he complimenting a woman? How would that affect if I felt prettier? But I am a woman? Is he complimenting another woman? What do children have to do with it???????? Oh...do you feel prettier if a man compliments you or if a woman compliments you. Ooookaaaay.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women definitely. If men say that to me, 1- its a lie, 2- they want something from me. Usually s@@

    Mel
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still thinking about a little girl walking behind me with her mom that said I have "princess hair". I think kids and animals win this one!

    Angela C
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister dyed her hair red and she was out at a bowling alley and this little girl told her she looked like Ariel from the Little Mermaid and it made my sister's whole day

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    Laserleader
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small kindergartener was always shy around me, until one day she confessed she thought I was Snow White. I confessed I was not, but that complement has stuck with me ever since. I am not really above a 7 but she made me feel like a 10.

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids got no filter, truth out the mouths of babes

    Betty Spaghetti
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6yo nephew called me fat ☹️

    Roxy222uk
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a man comments on my attractiveness rating then I feel patronised and demeaned. Always have and always will.

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    But here’s where it gets interesting: your sense of humor can actually reveal a lot about your personality. The jokes you love, the memes you share, the comedy stand-up routines that make you laugh until you cry—all of it might be saying something about who you really are.

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    #7

    Tweet by The Black Supreme Kai joking about quitting a job and it getting worse later, funny memes for distraction.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left my job as a corporate librarian due to a toxic workplace. I ran into a former co-worker about 6 months later, and they'd already had to fire 2 people they hired for the position. They should have given me that raise.

    pineapple87
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still dealing with the aftermath of one such terrible decision - a year after they left. My boss refused to give a raise to the person working under me for extremely petty reasons and I was the one to pay the price because they were extremely competent. The first person we brought in didn't last a week, the second was fired after six months. In the meantime I'm left to manage two people's workload.

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    Jackie Lulu
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I abruptly quit a job after the manager harassed me. A year later I ran into my co-worker and she told me she didn't understand why I made a fuss. Then he started in on her. She was in therapy and afraid to get another job.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is notorious for her close-shop abilities. Every single time she switched jobs, the place closed within 2 years...

    Laserleader
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    16 hours ago

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    I enjoy when I hear how people I had issues with ended up years later. One time at a bank my managers kept cashing obviously fake checks for 6000, and I refused. Years later found out they were all charged with fraud. Lol... kind figured no one could have a perfect till for years when opening coin rolled by customers (which has a 10% error rate for dimes and pennies), but somehow they were never off, whichbis physically impossible.

    Chich the witch
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    left one job and six years later found that people doing my old job were making the same salary as when I left.

    Nizumi
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They went through 7 receptionist-secretaries in the first year after I quit. The fastest one left was: She went for her break at 10h00, and didn't come back.

    Gwen
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    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom retired from her job, it took 4 people to replace her!

    Miracle Max
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed! Had a meet-up with work friends about 6 months after I retired. They all blamed me and I laughed!

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis because thee quit that thy job bankrupted and not vice verse

    Betty Spaghetti
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The validation is crazy. Mass layoffs and site closures started after I left a workplace that I felt didn’t have its s**t together and was expanding too quickly

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    #8

    Screenshot of a funny meme about first-time parents in Facebook groups, illustrating humor and funny memes.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it difficult to believe that there's anyone called Linda with a three month old

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly yeah. Babies aren't gonna start forming lasting memories until they're like 3 or 4 years old anyway, don't worry about taking them to lots of exciting places.

    Charlotte
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even then, what you consider exciting memories isn't what will stick for them

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Linda's more interested in places SHE would enjoy where she can easily bring a stroller.

    HF
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    18 hours ago

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    Cougar Allen
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but some places are more fun than others for the mother.

    Eri J
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And having her diaper changed. Can't forget that.

    George D
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    14 hours ago (edited)

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    I'm always astonished to see folks at Disney with toddlers. They won't remember anything and the experience appears to be one big headache to the parents, based on their conversations that you overhear. We waited until our child was 6. And then again at 9. She's remembered everything fondly.

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    #9

    Funny meme about cooking together as a form of intimacy, humor to distract from avoiding tasks or responsibilities.

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    UnclePanda
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've shared a kitchen with a friend for so long it's coordinated, like ballet with chef's knives.

    Nikki Sevven
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and I are like this, but since our kitchen is small, the ballet is punctuated with interjections of "behind!"

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    Roester
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true in all cases, my wife and I love to cook together.

    Gadaffi Duck
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubs gates cooking but loves my cooking. I am autistic and eat like crud, I love feeding and guinea pigging my husband and thoroughly enjoy his company but he is not allowed to touch when I cook. We love the arrangement.

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    Schnitzel
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be in the kitchen when I cook but: 1) don't talk 2) don't interfere 3) don't taste the food 4) do NOT, and I mean this in the meanest possible way, ever (!), touch my beloved chef's knives!!

    Scott Rackley
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my bones. My GF has ESP and will stand in front of the drawer or cupboard I need with unerring accuracy.

    Brian
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kitchen apron has “Get out of my Kitchen” printed on the front. Whomever wears it has absolute power.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not. Get out of my kitchen! You can have it when I'm done.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's no other people in the kitchen then what do you use for ingredients?

    Angela C
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I HATE when other people are in the kitchen when I'm cooking

    Meyrin
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely fun cooking together where one has a stationary task and will not move from this spot (on the table, not by the counter) until the other one is done. Then and only then it's fun else it's "ugh you're in my way... Again.... Move"

    Ace
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking together with my wife was one of my great joys.

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    Take self-deprecating humor, for example. If you’re constantly making jokes at your own expense, you might think you’re just being relatable or easygoing. But according to research from Western University Canada, people who regularly lean on self-defeating humor might actually be struggling with low self-esteem.

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    Psychologist Chloe Lau explains that this comedy style can become harmful, linking it to feelings of loneliness and other negative outcomes. While one well-timed self-roast can be hilarious, making it your entire comedic identity might be a way of dodging some uncomfortable feelings about yourself.

    #10

    Side-by-side funny memes showing difference between how someone looks in the mirror versus in photos, highlighting meme humor.

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    Riley Quinn
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how you look in a club's restroom under florescent lights that can be horrific.

    Laserleader
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I can look spectacular in 3D, but once it goes 2D it goes bad real fast.

    Mike F
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    21 hours ago

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    Just wash your hair and you'll be fine. 😅

    #11

    Funny meme showing a mom and friend having a sleepover while dad brings a salami, cheese, and apple platter.

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    Earonn -
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet. And what an awesome husband!

    Brian
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love hath no greater definition!

    Miki
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice :D

    Ralph Vanloton
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will tuna be the 'first course' or 'dessert?'

    L H
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    19 hours ago

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    Is he the salami?

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    #12

    Faded childhood photo on left and AI restored version as a funny meme to distract from whatever you’re avoiding.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your elder sister confirmed this to be an exact likeness

    Corvus
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I asked AI" - this was your main mistake.

    Norah Reilly
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're Chucky?!!!

    cursed--alien
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your problem was expecting generative AI to be competent.

    Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady in Spain did worse restoring a painting of Jesus

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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were chuckie?

    Sam Trudeau
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like both photos are behind a curtain

    Laserleader
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. AI is smarter than that. This isnt even bad photoshop, this is just taking a meme pic and putting it in top of the other.

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    Then there’s dark humor. If you gravitate toward jokes dripping with sarcasm or cynicism, research featured in Forbes suggests this preference might connect to certain personality traits. A study examining eight different humor types found that people who scored high on traits like Machiavellianism and psychopathy tended to prefer edgier material—irony and mockery over lighthearted fun.

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    Meanwhile, narcissistic personalities went for lighter humor but mainly used it to make themselves look good. Psychologist Alberto Dionigi notes that people with these traits might weaponize humor for manipulating others and putting people down.

    #13

    Woman standing overwhelmed in a cluttered kitchen with dirty pots and pans, funny memes about avoiding chores.

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    Douglas Gold
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes from one of those 'easy 20 minute recipes' videos

    Mel
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Super easy, no hard-to-find ingredients! Step 1: Milk your goat. Don't forget to knit her a hat for the winter! "

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    Eggwodd
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think recipes should include clean-up times.

    Paul C.
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jamie Oliver's kitchen cupboard recipe wasn't as expected.

    Sam Trudeau
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. And have you read cookbooks from far enough back? There's a Betty Crocker cookbook that asks for Gold Medal Flour, a specific brand. Good if you have that brand, but s***s at answering "white or whole wheat?"

    tori Ohno
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's old, it would have been white wheat. Whole wheat was considered garbage that needed to be bleached.

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    L Alexander
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That photo nearly gave me a panic attack.

    Chich the witch
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for that poor woman. What a mess.

    Dragon Ashes
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone wants to watch this go to YouTube and watch Antichef. He's hilarious. (Although he hasn't put up a video in three weeks and we're all worried about him.)

    Andrea Wylie
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother making tea, then insisting it's my job to keep the kitchen clean.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, tea is just tea. In Britain, TEA is more than a snack and less than a meal. Second Breakfast

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    Emilu
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me every time I cook. Which is why, when I lived with other people, I'd say "well, I'll cook and you clean up".

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    #14

    Blurry nighttime photo of car headlights and taillights causing distraction in a funny meme about avoiding tasks.

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    Laserleader
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the windscreen, but if you add a astigmatism flair (like a sparkly halo) and rain reflections, then you have a normal day for me.

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    Kelly Scott
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now add the new bright LED lights and you have my version of vision at night.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those appear to be the older style headlamps. It is much worse with the new blue-ish lamps that are blindingly bright. I firmly believe they should be illegal.

    Riley Quinn
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About a year before I had to give up my license due to failing eyesight, it was the LED headlights coming at me that really gave me trouble, as if it wasn't bad enough already. Now the LED headlights are so ridiculously bright, I don't know how anyone can see while they're driving.

    Magpie
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangerous! Please see a good licensed eye doc.

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    #15

    Funny meme text about single people being comfortable alone and straightforward in dating, highlighted for meme distraction.

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    22 hours ago

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    Second date, age me (F41) he (M40) I asked him why he had never married. Was it because he was against marriage, or because he just hadn't found the right person yet. He told me the story of how his fiance didn't think their wedding in 2 weeks was a reason to stop dating. We just celebrated our 21st wedding anniversary.

    nomnomborkbork
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, why would you hide Otto's comment??

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 36, and she was forty. First marriage for both. It's been 38+ deliriously happy years since.

    AuntT
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About censorship on BP.(I have to ask) Is it done by employees or is it done by censoring programs? Because it is rediciolous. What are they afraid of?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us longtimers are all pretty sure it's AI/a program, not actual humans :(

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    On a more positive note, if you’re the type who loves sharing jokes with friends and keeping a generally upbeat, humorous outlook on life, a large study analyzing nearly 12,000 people suggests you’re likely extroverted, agreeable, and open to new experiences.

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    #16

    Group of small angry dogs with mouths open, representing a funny meme to distract you from whatever you're avoiding right now

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a flight to timbuktu, change your name and lie low for awhile. Like, 100 years minimum

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    1 day ago

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    It's like a tall, cool glass of water...poured over a grease fire

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just flip out when people tell me to calm down in general. I know it’s a problem, but if I’m freaking out and you tell me to calm down all I hear is “this situation does not warrant a breakdown,” and to prove them wrong, I make the situation warrant a breakdown 😆

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    Auntriarch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. Remember the police dog with titanium teeth? That's me.

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I don't think saying "calm down" actually ever causes anyone to become calm. If people could become calm on command, they would simply command themselves to be calm.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell her to drink more water

    Magpie
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannah Gadsby's wife instead said "who do you want to be?" ..... which worked for her really well....her brain reset to " ooohh a game"................. I hope this helps someone else.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you have chosen to be patronizing and obnoxious and oblivious to the problem. All in one short sentence.

    Miki
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cell in her body be like crąpy LLM? :p

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    #17

    Tweet humor about having multiple chapsticks in different places, part of funny memes to distract you from work.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else have all these chapsticks, and STILL manage to be without any of them when they are needed?

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but with packets of tissues. Because seasonal allergies 😪🤧🫩

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOL there is a tin of vaseline lip balm in my bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room, car, purse, and work desk.

    Ms. Mack
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot the office chapstick and the nightstand chapstick.

    Eggwodd
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else get a little bit excited when you put on a coat you haven't worn in a bit and it has a coat chapstick in the pocket???

    RamiRudolph
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have one for my British friend, I call it the chap chapstick. Also one for when I'm eating Chinese food, that one's the chopstick chapstick.

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the one where you are going to crack a joke and call it the slapstick chapstick

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    Science Nerd
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can find the one in the car but it has melted.

    JLo
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus a work chapstick and two at home: upstairs and downstairs.

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    #18

    Man attempting to workout at home doing push-ups then lying down covered with a blanket, funny memes for distraction.

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a concept of a plan for my workout routine

    Mike F
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that how it's done? 😉

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    #19

    Tweet with a humorous message about tacos staying hot and amazing despite falling apart, featured in funny memes collection.

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    My O My
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, you may have a point

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat your hard tacos over a soft tortilla and voila, extra soft taco

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally proved this to be untrue

    Miki
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    20 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate a ton of burritos, few quesadillas, but I never had a taco, and every time I want to change that... I am taking a burrito.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please apply to be Philosoper-In-Residence for the Internet.

    #20

    Social media post about healing and reclaiming enjoyment, featured in funny memes to distract you from avoiding tasks.

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's similar to deciding on the name to give your forthcoming child. It brings up memories of all those that were ruined by belonging to someone you disliked in the past.

    Glen Ellyn
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ages ago, I had a boss named Angela. She was a first class witch with a capital B, and I swore I'd never name a child Angela. Now, I have a daughter-in-law named Angela and she is the polar opposite of my old boss. The name really fits my daughter-in-law.

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    nicholas nolan
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. They thought that they'd taken an entire Judas Priest album from me, but they got another thing comin'.

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    Eggwodd
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts are why should I hate the music, they weren't a masochistic, girlfriend beating A$$hole!

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Giving the old shine back to “Apple, pineapple, pen.”

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    #21

    Funny meme about feeding a boyfriend comparing him to a pet eating pellet and wet food for distraction.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you thought about fostering a couple before you adopt?

    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important thing to know is what toppings he prefers on his pizzas.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or did pizza rolls become awful a few years back? Now it would be punishment for misbehavior.

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    On the flip side, if you score high on neuroticism (experiencing more stress, worry, and negative emotions), you might find it harder to use healthy humor styles. The research found that people dealing with anxiety and constant stress often struggle to use comedy as a positive tool or social connector.

    #22

    Funny meme text about a Cinderella-themed 7th birthday party where friends clean as part of the celebration.

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the same reasoning, if your nephew wants a Batman themed party, you would start by shooting his parents in front of him.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All birthday parties based on any Grimm fairytales should probably be canceled just to be safe, lol

    #23

    Elderly man with long white beard using a laptop, illustrating a funny meme about avoiding calls and googling numbers.

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    V
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99% of the time it's a spoofed number anyway.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the last guy that had my number is hiding in prison, based on the angry voicemails I get

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    Schnitzel
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never answer unless it's a number I have saved.

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow saved many numbers as scam in my phone for fun. Just in case they called back.

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    Laszlo Larthlanc
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    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual adults check things out before getting involved. Children just rush right in, being as free of experience as they are. Who on earth answers an unknown number instead of letting the caller, if legitimate, leave a message?

    Chich the witch
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We have noticed actions of suspiciousness on your vayasa account"

    #24

    Missed calls from mom and dad with a funny caption, a relatable meme to distract you from whatever you're avoiding.

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    David Elliott
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who do you call back first? Your sister.

    Papa
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. It wasn't uncommon for me to get a call from my mother, not answer it, and call my sister to see if she knew what was going on. I would in turn call my sister to give her a heads-up when Mom called me first.

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    Cindy Brick
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't call back -- you text. When you feel like it. Or that's my oldest daughter's response...

    Jeff White
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This observation is undoubtedly true.

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    At the end of the day though, we all exist on a spectrum. It’s not like enjoying dark humor or cracking a few self-deprecating jokes automatically means something’s wrong with you. It's more that if one particular style dominates your sense of humor, it could reveal something about your personality. So which humor style sounds most like you?

    #25

    Funny meme showing a dark figure and Jesus debating the struggle of folding laundry to distract from stress.

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    Corvus
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's complicated, okay?

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather wear the crown of thorns than folding laundry. The horror.

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where will the cat sleep?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, they have forgotten to mention the worst part; the ironing. Right now my weekend washing is sitting all wrinkled in the washing basket and I am pretending not to see it

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang everything as you pull it out the dryer

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little too on point and funny as heck at the same time

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    #26

    Person lying on floor with snacks and a candle, illustrating funny memes to distract from boredom and being alone.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A s**y, romantic partner with French onion dip would complete me right now"

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gender doesnt matter just the dip. I like that whipped frenchish cheese. I miss goat cheese.

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee, strawberry, chips and a soft blanket. Definition of a good time

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I get bored when I have to chat with people about mundane subjects when I could be in my recliner reading or watching something interesting.

    George D
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this except for the laying on a hard, menacing floor. My chronic tailbone pain told me to say "menacing".

    Cyndi Hafele
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your chronic tailbone pain has chosen the exact correct word.

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    Amy
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what it propping up that cushion. I want to know because it looks like a comfy angle to lay at!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something red at the upper left corner just barely visible. Maybe it's another cushion/pillow?

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    Ralph Vanloton
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreaming about her special friend, Buzzy...

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza is coming my way. I’m good.

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    #27

    Text message meme humor showing a conversation about not receiving a lamp with funny photo proof attempts.

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will still dispute it. The fact that your hand is not in total darkness might mean that the lamp is illuminating it just out of the frame.

    Dave Nalesnik
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    1 day ago

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    Must have been a tiny-@ss lamp!

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    #28

    Children walking outside near portable classrooms with a humorous meme about old school buildings in funny memes collection.

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    M Whee
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean 80's and 90's? I can't think of an elementary anywhere nearby that doesn't have some portables. My kids elementary is pretty new and they have six.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school has three, with two classes each

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    Otto Katz
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The science lab!!!! We're talking 1964! it had a planetarium and a lab bench and Mr. Fritz called me Mississippi you know why? Because I was always running at the mouth, and he thought that was the funniest joke ever! But I LOVED the science lab!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local community college put up 4 steel sheds as "temporary classroom buildings" in 1969. One of them is still being used today.

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    Roxy222uk
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were called the ‘mobile classrooms’ in the UK and really were supposed to be temporary. I do remember teachers commenting that new bricks and mortar classrooms had been promised but didn’t seem to be being built

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called the "the huts" at my secondary school in the UK.

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    Miki
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better this than nothing :(((

    GalPalAl
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    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think by now maybe shipping containers would be a better alternative to postables

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the trash being taught inside (altered history, religious b******t)

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school had these and that was 2004 to 2007

    JLo
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our elementary school built a new, bigger building to get rid of the trailers, then a year later brought back the trailers, then a few years later added more trailers. Why? Because the school system moved one of their special programs to the school since they had two emptly class rooms. Sorry 5th graders: back to the trailers for you.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did business with a school in Manhattan that was all temp buildings on a high school campus. It was like Gomer Pyle USMC with little kids

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    #29

    Meme showing nervous cartoon snail reacting to unexpected physical contact, a funny meme to distract you.

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    Doug Moyer
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for some reason, they don't appreciate it when you tell them 'don't fuc​king touch me!'

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made kids cry when I tell them that. But how else do they learn to keep their hands to themselves?

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    #30

    Medical note showing a patient left without being seen, citing animals at home and avoiding waiting as a funny meme distraction.

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    Bewitched One
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to know how long patient ended up waiting though

    Sam Day
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully it wasn’t yur face

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's just stitches, nothing serious, you can DIY with thin strips of adhesive tape.

    #31

    Funny memes with Gandalf and a dog holding a tennis ball, showing a humorous exchange about help and intentions.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh...what a pretty ball, it's the best ball ever. (Reach, dog turns its head)

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    #32

    Funny meme about wanting to get a dog for a dog, a relatable distraction from responsibilities.

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    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened to us. The roughly 8-month-old, super friendly male got a 2-month-old pup, and he was super enthusiastic. They loved each other in the following 14 years.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my boy to entertain my girl, and I think they fell in love

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's invariably an excellent idea for the health and happiness of both dogs. Always enjoyed Dave Barry writing about his main dog and his small emergency backup dog.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh depends. Lou is what we call a Einzel-prinzessin (lone princess). He likes other dogs, but he prefers everything in the apartment (including human bellies and hands) to be only for him

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    Man in the mirror
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a trap. Once the original dog dies, its pet dog needs a pet dog. You will never not have a dog ever again.

    rowzdowr
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently got my cat a cat. He loves his new little brother.

    Hime
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    19 hours ago

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    omg, I just tried this and what an epic fail. now i have another dog that my other dog absolutely hates. the new dog is stupid but really sweet. i really thought they would learn to play together but it would seem my first doggo is a stoic solo little fella.

    Kris
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get my cat a cat. Problem is , she does not like cats

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that I want a pony but I want to get my dog a pony

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get my cat a support kitten. She is super shy, terrified of almost all humans except me and my husband. I think she needs a kitten friend.

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    #33

    Feet with purple nail polish pressing a calculator displaying 130, illustrating a funny meme about creating your own happiness.

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    chi-wei shen
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me! Unfortunately, I live in Austria, and this is in kilograms.

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna try this next I go to the doctor

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask Dr. Frankenstein how that worked out for him.

    George Costanza
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    19 hours ago

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    You can tell by those toes she's a chonker.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can tell by your comments that you're an ásshole!

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    #34

    Funny meme showing a cartoon bird struggling to remember the topic mid-conversation, perfect for distraction and humor.

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    My O My
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, that's me

    Chich the witch
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My train of thought has been replaced by a Roomba.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember what I was going to write...🤪

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this when I'm teaching. Everyone thinks it's hilarious.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 hours ago

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    When you only see certain people for 30 minutes a week. Funny story if you have a LARGE hispanic family with more loud crazy aunts than should be legal. Counsellor asked what bugs me this week? Loud crazy female relatives. Can I control them, she asks, being a loud hispanic woman herownself. We had a great laugh.

    Brenard
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cant take pictures of me without my consent!

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    #36

    Funny meme text about discomfort of chilling at home while wearing jeans, part of funny memes to distract from avoidance.

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    nazligelincik@hotmail.com
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoes and jeans.. how can u feel at home when u r wearing those

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have jeans that aren't comfortable, then that is on you...

    driedgrapes
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeans are super comfortable. Standing up. Or laying down. Basically just not sitting. Whose belly likes to be pinched?

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    Gail Lott
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, pants in general just $uck

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even own a pair of jeans, I'm just too squishy.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some better fitting jeans.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I barely wear pants at home at all

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear carpenter jeans. I'd have to gain 70 lb before they would be tight

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lounge pants, t-shirt with a flannel shirt over top...

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    #37

    Text message meme showing a humorous conversation used to distract with funny memes from avoiding tasks.

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    Blackmoon The Dragon
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I love the contact name, perfect response to someone who was rude to waiter :3

    #39

    Funny meme showing Big Bird riding a horse carriage at dawn, humorously highlighting lack of sleep and distraction.

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    Armac
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this “sleep” you speak of?

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always tell if they're under 35.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This worked for me until suddenly it didn't.

    Cyndi Hafele
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair he doesn't have a human body. He's the giant yellow bird.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that picture, in a large version.

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    #40

    Funny meme text about single people using half their bed for remotes, phones, pillows, and snacks with laughing emojis.

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    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for adding that. LOL It's so true.

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    bkwrm636
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not leftover space, that belongs to the dog.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is books, my handbags, often a pile of clothes and other random things. Sometimes it's hard to climb over everything to get to the clean side.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us. My dogs would yeet everything onto the floor.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to! There's no more room on the floor!

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Books, phones, tablests, kindle, kitchen roll, chips. Every time I'm left unsupervised.

    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely cats, why would I want another human in my bed? Snoring and farting

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use half my bed for my body pillow for side sleeping and also sleep diagonally.

    Glen Ellyn
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me - I need to go look for the remote I lost somewhere in my bed last night.

    ThisIsMe
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a king size. 2/3 of it is 5 large cat beds, extra blanket folded up like a bed, 3 books, iPad and phone. There there are my personal pillows....

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    #41

    Funny meme text about friends being willing references as boss, landlord, or teacher to distract you from tasks.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's actually very amusing to me is that some AI has scraped my company details off LinkidIn, and about 3 people I've never heard of apparently worked for me 😁

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to do this pre-internet when employers had no alternative but to make reference calls. We'd call one another with instructions to answer the their phone professionally because a reference from a landlord or former boss was needed.

    Brian
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive written dozens of letters of reference for friends and neighbors

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of my dad's friends would always lie through their teeth for me.

    #42

    Funny meme text about showing up early to the airport despite claiming no weird habits passed down from parents.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife criticized me for getting us to the airport 2 hrs early. She was flying out to see my daughter once... "just get me there an hour prior to departure"...."yes dear". Get there at 0630 for a 0730 flight, she BARELY made it through TSA to catch her flight...."oh shutup"

    Ashtophet’sRevenge
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nice to hang out at the airport one you’re through security… park in a seat and people watch…

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So normal behaviour then?

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to abûse the lounge, so turn up as early as possible. 3 hours is the maximum. Apparently....

    Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better do, i almost missed my flight last week because of three snowflakes on the road the stupid bus would not go. Usually i go near the airport one night before to avoid just that but this time i was to optimistic and my elderly mother had to bring me. No problem with snowflakes for her, weeee

    Meyrin
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    13 hours ago

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    Depends on the airport, Frankfurt and München 1,5h is ok. Narita 3h is good. Vienna, Sofia, Belgrade, Podgorica, Tovar, Warsaw 1h is well, Mexico city T2 2h, T1 1,5h. Charles de Gaulle and Heathrow... Overnight before your flight and take snacks and a sleeping bag and leave your brain home or at least mail it to your destination.

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was chronically early for everything, so naturally I was always late for everything and then she died and now I am chronically early for everything.

    Bewitched One
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m always late too even when I start getting ready hours earlier than I normally would and leave 30 mins to an hour sooner than I really should. I told my kids start telling me we gotta be somewhere an hour to a half hour earlier than we need to be. Don’t tell me they’re doing that but do that anytime we need to be somewhere. That’s helped a little bit honestly. I ALWAYS misjudge how long it’ll take to get somewhere from home especially since having a new baby. I’m not used to needing to get two people ready and one in a car seat anymore so that slows me down a lot!

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    Cara Vinson
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars and trains, babe. Nothing to show up early for. It's a beautiful thing.

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    #43

    Funny memes showing a wide-eyed animated character awake at 3am, illustrating ADHD distraction humor.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because I just remembered that I need it for that thing at 8 AM today 😱

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they were that logical, but those wake-up anxieties rarely have a rational explanation.

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    Ravenkbh
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did I turn off the stove at the hotel i stayed in last week?

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that debt collector who keeps calling here is real, and they're calling because my identity got misused again and now some collection agency thinks I'm the one who owes all that money?

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have never needed one after registereing for primary school and HIgh school. and at 40 i still do not have a need for it

    Trip Martin
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    12 hours ago

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    I was cleaning out a drawer on my sewing machine cabinet that I haven't used in many years. I found my birth certificate. Why in the heck did I think that was a good place to store it?

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    #45

    Funny meme about missing school and checking the time, perfect for distraction from what you're avoiding right now.

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    Tim Douglass
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the chicken pox. Missed a field trip from Seattle to Vancouver B.C. I'm still a bit bummed about that 50 years later.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned 18 four months before graduating, and I could write my own late/absent notes. There was a two week stretch where I stopped setting my alarm. Strolling in at 11:55 with a note saying "please excuse my lateness, I overslept" was probably the best it ever got

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived close enough to hear the lunch bell go. I remember one time (I think I was home with tonsilitis) I could see everyone run past on the track that went through the park next to my house when they were doing a fun run, that was a surreal experience.

    #46

    Four clowns in colorful costumes sitting at a meeting, funny memes distraction from work and team building talks.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a new manager, who was worse than useless. A member of HR asked how we were getting on. I was so fed up, I just said, had I known he was going to turn it into a circus, they should have supplied me with clown shoes and make-up.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got parachuted in on us a new principal with no degrees in education, no professional licenses, and no experience. Having him evaluate your teaching was like having Stevie Wonder analyze your handwriting.

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    Burned Panda
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you🎶

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheres that multigendered person who asked about adult movies of the 90s? This this is what they did. Clown gang bangs

    Riley Quinn
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    13 hours ago

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    Orientation at a new restaurant and the management team comes out with the energy of puppies. They kept repeating how we're one big family. Me, being one of the oldest newbies, yell out, "how many of y'all come from dysfunctional families?". 90% of the group raised their hand. Management crew looked so defeated. And, yes, I was eventually fired.

    #47

    Funny meme text about loving being in bed despite everything feeling terrible, for distraction and humor purposes.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't do that. Half the time that's what gets me out of bed, not wanting to lie there thinking about everything. It feels like at least I can make things better if I get up, but in reality there's just more stuff to distract me.

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen Hawking's mentioned that his greatest ideas came to him while he was getting into bed. To be fair, it took a lot of time for him to get into bed though.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I chose a good mattress, a great contour pillow, and a weighted blanket. Heck yeah, it's the best. I wake up naturally, well rested and without any aches and pains.

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    #48

    Funny memes showing a woman in sunglasses photoshopped sitting and dancing on bacon-wrapped hot dogs to distract from eating better.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought too many pigs in blankets for Christmas so I put them in the freezer. Guess what we're having tonight 😁

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as too many pigs in blankets!

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting a campaign to rename Toad in the Hole to Pigs in a Duvet . . .

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better eat these before they get cold.

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    #49

    Man tapping his temple with a knowing smile next to a meme about detaching to avoid emotional pain, funny memes to distract viewers.

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    zatrisha
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    1 day ago

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    Yes, just dissociate. Has never gone wrong.

    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you detach yourself from a punch in the nose?

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will quite literally k**l you. Isolation is the biggest risk factor in any ‘lifestyle’ disease

    #50

    Old Nokia phone screen showing a funny 90s text message, a nostalgic meme to distract and entertain viewers.

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    Sandella
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually have been: i lv u. Dnt tb. I cnt answr anymr bc my dad wl gt chrgd

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would take longer to write than The Great Gatsby

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old times. I loved the SMS and MMS.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A case of "nostalgic, but glad it's not still present". That said, if it was, I would love to get Trump's phone number and bankrupt him by going "ksjcdlbvsifhldkvmdfvdbldjldkvjbdljdbvkjdfbldbkfvdfvbdkfjvldjfkvkdfbvkljdflbvldkfjvlbdfkvbdfvkjfldvjfdviuurvbjlrtuvvkslkslbiuievbljkviusrviukrelvviuwrluvgktjwrbviurtburilrwbvuirwbvjrlviubiwurbvuiwrawjkeslkbiuvlerkbwjvlwiurfhuygvhydujfvuhrbilvckeburlibgfvlehbkcbckrnliubtv hebknruibhcdnjwefrhbnjwdkmdfrvhbdkmdweijfnvjdmkijfruhbnjmkw,lodkfijuvnjdmkwdoifjvunjdmkifjuhgvnjfkmdcl,weokirju3ijode8whrybfh3n2fio3hubjcWHOECBUWILRRRREILBERBFWLVUI47VBY4EO746Y8BVILEBUGR7930HP2IF;;;W0OI;ERFWE;RFWERIF (Btw, I would love seeing Matt Rose pronounce that)

    #51

    Girl rolling her eyes expressing disbelief at a coworker acting like a supervisor funny meme for distraction from work.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not your shoe size.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are womens feet so BIG now? Women used to have tiny feet 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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    #52

    Funny meme text exchange about what feels illegal but isn't, mentioning flushing the toilet in the middle of the night.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I just made a comment and it it was immediately hidden. I give up.

    Miki
    Community Member
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they introduced "ai" censor bot. BP is like orange clown. Every new decision makes them look ever dumber.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 day ago

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    People used to go mad if you did this at school. Even now I have to force myself

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get fined for this in Singapore....

    Corbmi
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Switzerland (flushing after 10pm at night).

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    kikinlivi
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of my comments are hidden. Why is that?

    kikinlivi
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted before I read the thread. Love you all, hope you beautiful people have a great night

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    #53

    Woman raising a glass and laughing with a meme about exes to provide funny memes distraction.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Never wanted to get married or have kids. Then I met a man who was better than trying to get through life alone. Over 30 years later and he still proves that over and over again. Even today he made me feel better about something that was worrying me.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get therapy. "One hundred years from now, We'll all be dead and nothing will matter"

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    Tim Douglass
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly they've all done pretty well for themselves. Might be a bit quirky, but I guess I never fell for anyone who was fully crazy.

    #54

    Tweet by Dylan Farella with a funny meme about mental stability, shared as part of funny memes to distract you.

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    UnclePanda
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Someday I'm going to use my *whole* brain and that day will be something!" ~ Me, two days ago

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    #55

    Tweet from bebo about the biggest flex being when a friend's mom uses you as a good example, funny memes concept.

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small town life: many teachers asking me why I'm not more like my older brother. He was 13 years older, but they still remembered well enough to make the comparison. My revenge was to grow up to be taller than he was. Last laugh.

    Bewitched One
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost to the day actually. One was born 6/8 and the other 6/20

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while in the UK you used to be able to buy a tee shirt that said ‘I can’t decide whether to be a good example or stark warning'

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst is when your mum says why can't you be like Angela.....

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, nobodies using me as the good example!

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    #56

    Text message exchange with humorous autocorrect mistake, illustrating funny memes to distract from avoidance moments.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago

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    To be honest I wouldn't have made the connection between "a bath" and "aback". I just thought it was a bit weird admitting that you surfed social media whilst taking a bath. What happens in the bath stays in the bath (at least until you empty it).

    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, why is BP hiding comments like Glix's???

    Bewitched One
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have noticed I can’t even reply to the comments that are getting hidden too

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    Sandella
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand why the highest rated comment is hidden and you cant reply? ...

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because AI is now running everything, and there's no one to complain to.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathsheeba was in the bath, on her roof when David saw her. Bible is a laugh a minute!

    Annica
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally in the bath right now. 🤭

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does BP infer that bath is nudity, why the comment is hidden?

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was takin a bath by this whole exchange

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    #57

    Funny meme about mixing friend groups compared to a special Disney channel crossover episode to distract viewers.

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of one group and one from another, just to keep it awkward

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    21 hours ago

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    I have 2 close friends. I've known both since I was a child. They know each other but they're not particularly friends. We virtually never hang out where the 3 of us are in the same group. However they both go to the same church, where my mum also goes, but I do not as I am atheist. It's kinda weird to think of my not-friends friends and my mum being together without me, probably more often than I see them.

    AP
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    friends? what friends?

    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of George Costanza's colliding worlds rant.

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    #58

    Comparison meme showing a stylish dress on website versus a pig in the same dress, highlighting funny memes distraction.

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    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wish I had a waist. My b***s overlook my hips with nothing in between.

    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of ‘ women at Walmart’

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a sucker born every minute

    #59

    Sad historical painting close-up with tears, paired with text about regretting choices, used in funny memes for distraction.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was poor then, and I'm poorer now.

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    7 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that way about bitcoin every d**n day

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should've known better than to be 7 and turn 8...

    #60

    Text meme showing a conversation where an intuitive best friend senses someone needs support, shared as a funny meme.

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little birdie told me. And it was definitely not a raven. No, no why are you burning me

    Miki
    Community Member
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to his skill around 15y ago. Now I am more happy.

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    #61

    Screenshot of a tweet about procrastination, a relatable funny meme to distract from avoiding tasks.

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    Tres D
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be having"? English isn't THAT hard!

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's African American Vernacular English (AAVE)

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    #62

    Mugshot of a woman accused of driving a motorized shopping cart, featured in funny memes to distract from avoidance.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About time Florida Woman got a mention. Florida Man needs a break....

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For every Florida Man, there is an equal and equivalent Florida Woman. Simple Newtonian physics.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did living your best life become a crime?!?

    Belynda Young
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the sushi and cinnamon rolls together that is bothersom.

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that (providing she paid first) ?

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legally she would have to leave the building without paying for it to be a crime. Most stores dont have a "no eating before paying" policy on packaged products. Its just not culturally normal (although I've drank drinks when I had diabetic attacks waiting in line at stores and paid at checkout).

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    Gail Lott
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She livin her bes life

    gvizzle_ 74
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok and? that's called self-care

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    18 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the UK it would be Asda, drinking a high caffeine content fizzy drink whilst quaffing a Greggs sausage roll.

    Cat
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the lifeeee

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    #63

    Young woman with a leopard print bonnet looking thoughtful in a car, a funny meme to distract from work stress and job worries

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could also be why your boss is still there.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    17 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of managers and bosses know that the people wouldn't work there if they had better options - I managed a store for such a company some years ago

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they know. Why do you think they treat you like that? They know you probably can't afford to walk away yet, or you already would have.

    #64

    Bear in pajamas and a red nightcap sleeping in an armchair at 5:37pm, a funny meme to distract you from avoiding tasks.

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone downvoted you and I didn't figure out why so i evened it out

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    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 minutes before I have to get up and feed the animals

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    #65

    Social media meme about second guessing career and friendships, relatable funny memes to distract from stress and avoidance.

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    Glix Drap
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    Premium
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you in the bath whilst doing this? (See a previous post of mine)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about living alone and not having any family or friends, my phone is blowing up with texts. The only people I talk with is done in the hallway.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The same thing we do every day, Pinkie!"

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    #66

    Cat wrapped in a blanket looking cozy and lazy, a funny meme to distract from avoiding tasks right now.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really had different expectations for my life as a "millionaire". I can't even afford to retire.

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's equivalent to what most millionaires do half the time.

    #67

    Meme showing a hospital hallway, patient in gown, mental health sign, and padded room for funny memes distraction.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. Don't want to go back.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there a few times. Sometimes I miss the haldol.

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    #68

    Text conversation meme showing someone avoiding plans by repeatedly saying they're watching Mary-Kate and Ashley, a funny meme distraction.

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    E M
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to watch that movie all the time. Classic.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can any of us REALLY read?

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    #69

    Screenshot of a funny meme about misheard song lyrics, illustrating humor in memes to help distract from stress.

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    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you chase a waterfall though? They don't move

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They move constantly, though. They just don't go anywhere...

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Jason and why would he have his own waterfall? Is he just in charge of the waterfall? Now I'm tortured.

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's Jason with a really bad case of incontinence.

    Pushcake
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thought his name was Jason Waterfalls.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the guy with that spectacular mullet

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! A mullet does look sort of like a waterfall, I think you've got something there.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset Hound!"

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    #70

    Funny meme text about fries no longer coming with burgers as a new crisis, fitting for funny memes topic.

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    Lotekguy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get people hating on candy corn. It tastes good. The size allows you to eat as much or as little as you want. It also has hella long shelf life, so it can feel like a bonus when you find some long after you bought them.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fries not coming with burgers - what?

    SlapstickChicken
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New restaurant in my town, burger is like $9, no fries included. I think fries are like $7 and a drink is $3. Might as well just make my burger at home.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good list, but I think it's in reverse order

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fries. I was thinking about fries earlier. RFK Jr wouldn't approve of my meatless and no fried foods eating habit I've developed. When you notice cholesterol deposits in your eyelids, it's time to take a food detour or die.

    #71

    Tweet meme comparing fast food burgers from Wendy’s, McDonald’s, White Castle, Burger King, Shake Shack, and Five Guys, funny meme distractions.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you so fine you can just roll straight outta bed and still blow minds

    Blackmoon The Dragon
    Community Member
    20 hours ago (edited)

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Answer - Whataburger. Holy moly our Whataburger makes huge burgers (WHY ARE THE AI BOTS HIDING THESE COMMENTS HELP, I even got a downvote .2 seconds after this smh)

    Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will eat any burger as long as it does not have tomato on it. That is how democratic i am 😋

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the square one I used to get?

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the vegan burger at McD's... Tastes like a BK Whopper 😋

    #72

    Screenshot of a funny meme with a tweet and a photo from a comedy scene, part of 97 funny memes to distract.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make many women very happy...

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not *THAT* much less attractive." -- every woman I've ever asked out.

    Brian
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife must be euphoric………..

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that would mean that I could make EVERY woman around my age very happy

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains my fiance. :D

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    #73

    Cartoon of a person in a green hoodie shaking, captioned with a funny meme about eating times to distract from avoiding tasks.

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    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, before I got fat and food noise turned into a SCREAM I was like this. F**k I miss those days. Before anyone tells me I can have those days again, this is my second time fat, and no I can't have those days back. The fat can go but the food noise is forever, once it starts. I'm just going to die of a heart attack, like an ADULT.

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can be taught to eat healthy, they really need to see the damage done instantly to care. I have a glucose monitor, so I have to see exactly how much damage I do when I eat. No one's body is the same, and what foods they need has nothing to do with what they want.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime there's food around is the time to eat. And a lot of the time when food isn't around, too.

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    #74

    Tweet by Hannah Berner humorously stating coffee makes you stressed but faster, included in funny memes collection.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is doubly horrible for me: it tastes like sh‍‍‍‍it & gives me ✨extra✨ anxiety

    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is disgusting .. there I said it !!

    #75

    Tweet about overblown childhood fears including quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle, and leeches, part of funny memes to distract.

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    Jonathan MartineZ
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank "Stand by Me and The Prince of Tides" for at least two of them.

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quicksand. I grew out of it, and then watched Netflix documentary on sinkholes out of boredom. So now it’s sinkholes, which sorta ends up with the same result - being swallowed by earth. At least I’m consistent.

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    Premium
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I had a fear that a giant black widow spider lived in the bottom of the deep end at my local pool

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were, however, totally prepared for the floor to be lava.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "killer bees". And not the kind from SNL.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, the third was volcanoes, not leeches.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sun exploding in a few billion years

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an irrational fear of tornadoes as kid to the point that strong wind got me very frightened - Till I learned that I'm in a spot that's absolutely safe from them

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    #77

    Funny meme about strict parents with a humorous reply to how fun was limited to one day only.

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    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it is the full moon. Go werewolf and have the fur.

    RamiRudolph
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    1 day ago

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    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fur?…. Oh, fun 🤦‍♀️

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strict enough to have me use proper grammar.

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    #78

    Funny memes featuring a humorous tweet about a restaurant menu with hot dog, pizza, soda, and chicken bake.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it will give you a killer spare tire!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me longer than it should have to get but I scrolled back up to upvote when I finally got it!

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costco is wild, you can get a cheap meal, a pallet of beans, a pair of prescription glasses, and a tire all at the same place

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    Premium
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being as the original definition of a Michelin star restaurant is a place you would make a special journey to eat at, I think many would agree

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would kļl for the pizza.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhh Costco.

    #80

    SpongeBob SquarePants meme showing a nervous expression about to miss a call funny memes to distract you.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww... it wasn't that bad...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidently hit the Home button and it sent the caller to voice mail. I love that feature.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    "Pick up! I know you're there. I can hear you breathing. Pick up! You're going to be sorry now!!"

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    #82

    Wall display of colorful flip flops with a funny meme caption, part of 97 funny memes to distract you from stress.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my day those were thongs.

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country a thong is something that goes on a completely different part of the body

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old people will be like "back in my day we used to go look at a wall of flip-flops"

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussies call these "Jandals" Japanese sandals

    Gwen
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very pleasing to look at!

    Papa
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still get that at my local Academy store, but it's Crocs.

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    #83

    Funny meme about incremental alarms starting early, shared on social media to distract you from whatever you’re avoiding right now.

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this, now I'm a light sleeper and when I wake up I'm wide awake, no more groggy, drowsy time for me or hitting the snooze button it's like I never went to sleep. Welcome to old age.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why I placed my alarm across the room, if I gotta get up to shut it off I'm up.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum's don't stop when she gets up. She has hourly alarms to remind her to 'Get moving', 'Keep going' and 'Focus'! Drives everyone crazy and doesn't seem to help her at all.

    #84

    Funny meme text asking if cauliflower wants to be all these things shared on social media for distraction.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in conjunction with hallucinogen.

    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    Premium
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go ask Cauli, she's 10' tall.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same about kale. I had to draw the line somewhere, so kale's out.

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    #88

    Funny meme showing a shocked reaction to people who enjoy salt and vinegar chips with humorous commentary

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    Multa Nocte
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    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, BP, but I will downvote anything at all that has a Kardashian in it.

    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same with anything having inane amounts of plastic. Not mutually exclusive though.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better if it's balsamic vinegar!

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    Premium
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the rare things on which my bf and my tastes differ. Salt and vinegar is my favourite flavour of crisp and he hates it. Cheese and onion is his and I hate it.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt and vinegar make the best crisp sandwiches

    Eri J
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Lay's salt and vinegar in the can. I HATE they took them away!!! TT.TT

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    Premium
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sweetie started buying salt and vinegar chips because I am an unashamed chip vacuum but i did not like them. Now I adore them. She has now switched to Ketchup chips. Think I may be beat.

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    #89

    Tweet from Simon Holland humorously mentioning needing a little snack with 2300 calories in a funny meme format.

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    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only 2.3 kcal or a handful of rice. Now if it was 2300 kcal then it's a lot

    Ace
    Community Member
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On this one, not funny. One of those battles that was lost decades ago, just accept it and move on.

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    #90

    Woman with tear rolling down her cheek, shocked expression, shown with funny memes to distract from avoiding tasks.

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    Lex
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s somehow worse when you’re celebrity crush was in a loving relationship and is now not but you would feel bad being the rebound

    #91

    Cartoon character relaxing on a couch in cozy socks and a bonnet drinking soda, funny meme for distraction.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be a can of Carlsburg Special Brew.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    15 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that cartoon character chillin' in the n-u-d-e?!?

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    #93

    Eight women with flower crown filters on their faces, a funny meme from 2016 to distract from avoiding tasks.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh yes, the classic Midsommar filter

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could all be the same person given the amount of fluffage that goes on

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the kitty ears, and nose with whiskers. (Boy, are those stupid.)

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    #94

    Funny memes tweet about the high cost of last minute shopping for college toiletries as a distraction from stress.

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    highwaycrossingfrog
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    Premium
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you thought being a man was expensive, try being a woman with all the societal expectations of grooming, good hair, soft skin, nice smells, makeup that looks natural but not too natural, oh, and add period products just for funsies.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bras. No male equivalent. Have to wear them otherwise we ‘want’ to be harrassed. And if you’re above a C cup good ones are not cheap.

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    Malia Manocherian
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so relatable… Their prices are a little steep 😅

    #96

    Funny meme showing an elderly man, a woman, and a dog in holiday photos, depicting exhaustion from working.

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is his hand floating between their stomachs?

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've copy pasted the whole girl and dog from the photo on the right, and his hand came along for the ride

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a free country. Leave his hand alone.

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