It's October, and you know what that means: Halloween! Although it's technically not a kids' holiday, children do celebrate it more often than grown-ups. This year, eight in 10 parents with children under 18 say they're going to partake in Halloween activities, and only six in 10 adults without kids will do the same.
October is the month of costumes, candy, and just a general rise in anxiety and sleepless nights for parents. It's become a monthly tradition here at Bored Panda to show people what the daily life of a parent looks like, but through the lens of funny tweets.
So, this month, we're looking at what moms and dads have been going through during the spookiest month of all, and how they've been able not to lose their heads – figuratively, and, because it's Halloween, possibly literally, too!
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"Punish me anyway you like, but please don't throw me in the briar patch"
And when they say "Trick or Treat?" you ask them whether they're on the naughty or nice list.
I did not know that, but after searching the web I see that is apparently true. Now I wonder if I dress up as a duck.... Here in the US in November 2025, that could be a good thing to know.
Load More Replies...Being a parent is hard in this day and age. One of the biggest concerns for many parents nowadays is screen time. Recent statistics show that a big portion of parents rely on screens when they don't have adequate childcare. In fact, 49% of parents admit they use screens daily, and not out of convenience but out of necessity.
People like to joke about iPad kids and look down on parents who rely on devices. However, one in four parents in the U.S. says they've used screens when they couldn't afford to find someone to take care of their child while the parents were busy. What's more, 34% have given their child a screen when they couldn't find any other form of childcare.
Oh, you poor soul. You have fallen for the "they made it this far" trap. Brace yourself. 14 is the nadir of their personality. Check back in 2.5 years and don't beat yourself up when they change. They will eventually return to being a delightful human being.
We had a friend who was a primary school teacher. She had the 'school teacher voice'. I swear I used to start doing whatever she ordered kids to do!
My sister taught high school for 29 years. All she needed was "the look."
Load More Replies...I make a specific "Stop that sh!+ now" sound and when I use it my kids and most if the others in the area freeze. Not too long ago I realized that my dog and husband do, too.
My grandmother had that "s**t's about to go down" voice. My mom didn't learn it but my aunt did.
i was bringing my kid to school one day and he ran the length of the sidewalk to the street. me thinking he won't stop, let out my dad voice, and everyone froze.
Is it ideal? No. But it shows that not all parents put their kids in front of screens out of laziness. Shaming parents for trying to get through another day with their child happy and healthy might even have a negative effect on the parent-child relationship. As one recent study suggests, the more guilty a parent feels about their child's screen time, the more stress they feel, and the more strained their relationship with the child can become.
We're not saying that children spending a prolonged amount of time in front of a screen is good. On the contrary, the general consensus among experts is that children under the age of two should not have any screen time at all. And older children should get limited screen time to around one to two hours per day.
If by showing her an album of all your most embarrassing baby photos, then yes.
I have some clothes that are "large" and too small for me, and others that are "small" and too big for me. I also have clothes in all different sizes that all fit me perfectly.
Load More Replies...I have this too. One zip-up sweater I have has pockets that have no bottom (not "they ripped", they just don't have a bottom) so when I try putting water bottles or whatever, they're on the floor
Don't tell her that! Maybe the next generation of women won't tolerate it.
As a kid, I would solve that problem by putting random junk that I found up my sleeves.
What are the negative effects of children spending too many hours on a tablet, computer, phone, or even in front of a TV? According to the Mayo Clinic, they can become more prone to being overweight. Any time spent in front of a screen will most likely be a sedentary activity. And with one in five children and teens in the U.S. having obesity, we need to encourage kids to move more and spend less time sitting down.
Congrats to the happy couple! May their marriage make it through the final bell 🎉
My daughter and my girlfriend just spent the day planning planning her wedding to her best friend. It was very cute
At least they're not rushing into it and doing it during first recess.
Classic. Or the "I'm never talking to you again" and then they start a conversation 5 minutes later
Mmmm, it's the hushed commands and whispered threats that are the real tell...
It's 1:48am and I'm currently unable to sleep thinking this same thought. I hope you have an answer for us both
Oh yes. Spiders eat other spiders, even during s*x.
Load More Replies...Lots of screen time also messes up kids' sleeping schedules. Many adults can probably attest to that: how many times have you gone to bed at 3 AM because you just had to finish bingeing a show? Many studies have found a link between media use and delayed bedtime or decreased sleep time. When they don't get enough sleep, kids are more likely to feel fatigued and snack more, leading them to the problem above.
Yup! Spent a few hundo on cat toys etc. What do they play with? The 20 feet of brown paper stuffing that came with my last Amazon box.
Load More Replies...I grew up in a developing neighborhood with houses in various stages of construction throughout. We had an entire village made from appliance boxes. Good times.
Haha haha haha, as if my body has let me sleep in anytime in the past 18 years 🤣
I'll bet you wish Saturday morning cartoons were still a thing, don't you? My parents got to sleep in, then awaken to two kids watching Superfriends while on a sugar high from eating too much Cookie Crisp.
Where I'm from you had to get up at 6 to catch the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
Prolonged screen time also carries the risk of causing behavioral problems in kids. Even we adults like to joke about how our attention spans are ruined because of smartphones and social media. Well, it might be even worse for children since their brains are still developing. Numerous studies have shown that excessive screen time causes children to have difficulty concentrating in school and performing tasks poorly.
No. You play the license plate game (in the US, how many different state plates you see). Or the alphabet game (first person to spot a sign with a word beginning with A, then B, etc.). Or you sing along with the music, complete with harmonies, air guitar solo, and thigh drums. Or, and I don't want to shock anyone, you could just talk to one another.
Alphabet game with swear words. We usually only get to a word for b**t until they give up because they laugh too much.
Load More Replies...Yes!! Is there a cleaning service that will do this? Oh but do it while I'm gone so I can tell my family we were robbed. How odd that they only stole the valueless items...
Me too. But it's so overwhelming, I keep putting it off. I'm seriously considering having my bff come over and hang out while I do it.
Screen time also affects kids' emotional well-being. A recent review of 117 studies has found that excessive screen time causes kids to act aggressively, feel anxiety, and have low self-confidence. What's more, it usually acts as a vicious cycle: screen time causes these socioemotional problems in kids, but to cope with them, they turn to the same screens (phones, tablets, TVs, video games, and even online homework) and continue the cycle.
All children should get three pieces of bacon, and adults should get more than that. Some people keep kosher or halal — that just means more for the rest of us!
I don't know if I'm helping here or feeding an a*******n, but bacon is made from meats other than pork. Just so you know. I'm not in any way suggesting what you might do with this knowledge.
Load More Replies...Luckily, there are some strategies parents can use to minimize their children's screen time. As the experts from the Mayo Clinic advise:
- Don't use screens as background noise. Even those who grew up with parents in the '80s or the '90s may be used to the TV running in the background while having dinner, doing homework, or even reading. Experts say that it distracts children, so, it's better to turn devices off.
"No, I've ALWAYS hated this specific food item that just last week I loved!"
This my youngest. Dad I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I make the sandwich. Dad, I don't like jelly anymore. Bruh, you asked me for this ten minutes ago.
Load More Replies...Again, like cats. Give a can of food... "Oh my God DAD! You have brought us manna from heaven!" Buy 12 cans of the same food. Open can... Cats: "Not this śhit again!"
In our house we were allowed to have one item of food that we never had to eat. It was usually something new and my mother would say, "Okay, but I almost never make this. Are you sure you want to waste your ONE choice on this?" I was in my 20s working as a cook before I realized how thoroughly I'd been played.
- Place screens outside of the bedroom. Remove the temptation to fall asleep to a YouTube video or a TV show – it ruins the sleep cycle, remember? Experts say that children tend to spend more time in front of a screen when their parents are not watching, which is usually while they're in their room.
Cue extensive lecture on what women are really like, before the airbrushing etc.
I'd add a 'please', just so they get used to hearing the word. It might catch on ...
- Ban devices during dinner time. It's a good idea for the entire family to put their devices away while eating. Experts also caution that it encourages "mindless munching," which might lead to weight gain. It also prolongs screen time: a kid will keep watching until he or she finishes his or her meal, which might be slower since they're concentrating on what they're watching so much.
I usually have one in the passenger seat as well. I don't know how I ever reach my destination without all of this "assistance!"
I remember telling my father, "You're not even going the speed limit! Volkswagens are passing us!"
But what about you, Panda parents? How was your October and how did you cope with all the joys and challenges that parenting brings? Share your stories with us in the comments! And while you're here, don't forget to check out our previous compilations of the funniest parenting tweets from September, August, and July!
The most appropriate time to say "speak English". But it's just the Greek letter S
Challenge your kid on how many bits of rubbish in their room they can drop into the waste paper basket ?
When a kid asks a question, they really want to find out the answer. Seize this chance to help them, the days are coming when they wouldn't listen even if you were correctly predicting the winning lottery numbers
Yeah. I totally agree, Andrew. I always make an effort to answer my kids' questions in age-appropriate ways. My only limit is anything that involves my childhood traumas, séxual violence, and child abüse. I will also show them how to look for info and pictures online and in books. I love that my kids aren't afraid to ask questions and I love that they are actually interested in getting to know the world.
Load More Replies...That's literally my house, all the time. Hmm, I should start charging admission 🤔
Or drink one ? Any Irish person will tell you, it's a genius move ...
Load More Replies...You're doing that wrong: you only need to look up when everything, including animals and traffic, goes silent. That's when things are bad. The loud noises are just to reassure you everyone is still in one piece
Or will become one piece again in an acceptable time frame.
Load More Replies...Mine don't sleep in. If either one is still in bed at 7, then I know they're sick. Fortunately, they're old enough to be without direct supervision for a couple of hours and my oldest (12) is old enough to make toast or cereal.
Buy a childrens' size garden rake and use it to create pathways on the carpet.
We call it a rubber in England but it think it may mean a prophylactic in the US
We call it a rubber in Australia too, but there is so much media from the US that many people will also call it an eraser in case they get mocked for calling it a rubber.
Load More Replies...Nope, delete has been a word for half a millenium. The word's meaning of getting rid of was in 1600.
Load More Replies...When they get round to teaching themselves, they'll always be attentive learners
I eat half a cinnamon roll for lunches, so a full one sounds like a win
I've heard of a trick where you go "what colour are your shoes" or so when they cry, and the distraction makes them stop crying because they forget why they were crying
My son has a morning routine where after getting dressed, he practises piano and then he can watch some YouTube before going to school. Once he finishes practising he has now taken to saying "Daddy, the TV needs me, can you put the code in please." My SIL had hip replacement surgery a few months ago. He asks her if her hips are better, she says they are a lot better, his reply "So we can go on the Eurostar now." No ulterior motive there!
My son has a morning routine where after getting dressed, he practises piano and then he can watch some YouTube before going to school. Once he finishes practising he has now taken to saying "Daddy, the TV needs me, can you put the code in please." My SIL had hip replacement surgery a few months ago. He asks her if her hips are better, she says they are a lot better, his reply "So we can go on the Eurostar now." No ulterior motive there!
