“You Absolute Yoghurt”: 50 Hilarious Posts Of British People Being The Best Comedians

I’m in uk ! And out in the sticks little village , we have a lovely postie , always him unless he’s on holiday or his wife’s ill ( she had a bad stroke ) , he always stops for a chat , my daughter works at our village pub a busy Cotswolds one , n he always stops to talk to them to she’s 24 the other two as cover on his days off are also lovely ! n while we don’t get post early , I mean we are out in the sticks ffs the service is brilliant !!!!

It's a bit of a pot-shot, isn't it? I'm lucky; mine always knocks and if not leaves the parcel hidden from view (but not so I can't open the door... posties not doing THAT annoys me). Meanwhile we have so many people getting carded without posties even knocking as well. My condolences. Know they don't mean much, but I have definitely felt parcel fury before, so I feel for you.

They could also adopt me if they want a spare grandkid. I won’t complain either. You could be my pseudo-brother 🤣

More like love and paw!

In this case, love and fur.

Were you relieved or jealous? I am not clear.

A labradoodle is bred as a cross between a Labrador and a poodle.

I mis-read I thought you said I am a spaniel, sorry it's late

See the Parcel Delivery photo below for a picture of a labradoodle.

Getting to the age where boring is fine. Interesting may involve spackling bullet holes and filling out police forms.

It's all about framing

I've paid in taxes for almost 40 years, some of which goes to educate children I never had. No problem. I'd even rather you take some of that money and feed every child lunch in school. Hell, let's go crazy, feed them breakfast too. What's that going to add up to? $5 a day per student? I'll cover 4.

Here in the US conservatives don't believe in birth control or abortion, are OK with r**e, demand those children be born, then make sure they change the government funding so it blocks those kid's moms from getting prenatal care, then blocks those kids from receiving free school lunches, then makes sure health insurance is unaffordable. Soon to be not provided even my Medicaid. All to pay for a tax cut for billionaires.

You in a red state, buddy? Before Covid, underprivileged kids in my state got free lunch. Since then, all school-aged children get free lunch and breakfast. In the summer the school still hands out meals for kids that need them. Best use of my taxes by far. Are the meals super nutritious? I don't think they're organic or anything crazy, but definitely getting the job done. So like anything else, it's all down to where you live and how people vote

As well as cutting funding for local growers supplying local schools.

Difference is we know where the Billionauts who have the money to pay for it live.

My words too.

Wir hatten eine Mensa für Mittagessen .(Gesamtschule bis1996)Für 2 Mark gab es Mittagessen.(Jetzt 3,50€)

Former Bartender here. I can relate to this comment.

Uber and Lyft drivers are now the new Psychiatrists on wheels. Some of my friends and family members did ride shares in the past for extra money and the s**t they heard is from strange and hilarious to horrible and terrifying. Yeah, there is a reason most of them didn't do that s**t for long.

I had that Daniel Kahneman in the back of my cab last week ...

Good thing is, if it doesn't work, there's only one other option

Righty tighty slicey dicey.

Or the handle on a toilet.

Fans of all type are backward to this

Ha ha, or, I believe, the left side pedal on a bike. Went through that trauma recently on my daughter's bike.

And gas pipe hardware.

Or a fan blade

I just find it confusing. It's turning in a circle. There will always be one side going left and one side going right.

Woah! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

there, you see? you ABSOLUTELY nailed it