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Thorsten Massow • upvoted an item 1 year ago

50 Informative Diagrams And Charts That Might Change The Way You Look At Food (New Pics)

Or you could just use the metric system.

Thorsten Massow • upvoted 30 items 2 years ago

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

Just to be clear, fresh frozen vegetables contain all the vitamins and nutrients as fresh vegetables. CANNED veggies on the other hand do suffer. HEAT breaks down vitamins, not cold. That's basic food chemistry. I know because I have a degree in food science. And misconceptions like that drive me crazy.

50 Incredible Things People Accidentally Discovered In Their Homes (New Pics)

If that's your parents stuff -burn it!

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

50 Incredible Things People Accidentally Discovered In Their Homes (New Pics)

If that's your parents stuff -burn it!

“I’m With The Boomers On This One”: 50 People Name Things They Think Older Generations Got Right

I don’t give myself permission to use Facebook

People Share 50 Of The Clearest Cases Of "Living In Denial" That They've Witnessed

Lucifer was an angel too.

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

Welcome to America!

"Search The Most Deadly Places First": 35 Facts That Could Help Save Someone's Life One Day

Yes, by definition. The metric system makes so much sense. Better than, "A pint's a pound the world around."

50 Images Of "Cursed" Cats Causing Mayhem Everywhere They Go

Not funny but rather dangerous. Cats stuck like this could die if not rescued in time, because the can't free themselves and get internal injures while struggling. This type of tilting windows is quite common in Germany and we have some styrofoam - triangles to avoid this predicament.

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

“What’s new on the menu today, Edith?” “Lemme see, a coffee ring, ketchup stains, and a few mayo spots, and—“ “Please stop.”

40 Hilariously Unhinged Reasons People Ended Their Wedding Plans

Spinal issues run in that family for sure.

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

Taking that to new heights.

"Search The Most Deadly Places First": 35 Facts That Could Help Save Someone's Life One Day

If their life is in danger, acceptable doesn’t matter.

"Search The Most Deadly Places First": 35 Facts That Could Help Save Someone's Life One Day

A bed is a flat surface. CPR requires a firm surface.

50 Masters Of Woodworking That Went Above And Beyond To Craft Something Incredible (New Pics)

This thread is currently titled “75 Masters Of Woodworking That Went Above And Beyond To Craft Something Incredible.” This is an IKEA table.

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Sushicide?

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Downvote this if you like, but it's not really smart to install those either way.

Cursed_escape

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

You are allowed to take them home. Just bring them back, when you are finished, or bring other books, you don't read anymore.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

A lot of German towns have public book shelves / donation boxes these days. Sometimes in the form of upcycled phone booths. I have never seen them inside bus stops though. I like the idea.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

The temptation to take home the books would be too great

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

Now mandatory in the EU area!

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

He didn't see much in the time. Most of his life he was in prison in the zoo, no one showed him any of the marvels of modern civilization.

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

Not in the bathroom. I remember these sitting on the hat rack of cars (to hide the emergency toilet paper)...

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

I think, the culprit who was responsible for the sign thought this and tried to park his car inside.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

Neat, and it prevents homeless people from sleeping on the bench. nice touch... /s

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

Didn't realise inside was an option.

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

I've got one of those! It has a weight inside so it always lands with one of the numbers up.

Curiosities

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

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Thorsten Massow • commented on 9 posts 2 years ago

50 Images Of "Cursed" Cats Causing Mayhem Everywhere They Go

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

We have some on the busses in Hamburg.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

You are allowed to take them home. Just bring them back, when you are finished, or bring other books, you don't read anymore.

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

He didn't see much in the time. Most of his life he was in prison in the zoo, no one showed him any of the marvels of modern civilization.

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

Not in the bathroom. I remember these sitting on the hat rack of cars (to hide the emergency toilet paper)...

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

Well, it is true. The word "Nothing" is written in this stone.

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

I think, the culprit who was responsible for the sign thought this and tried to park his car inside.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

Neat, and it prevents homeless people from sleeping on the bench. nice touch... /s

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Thorsten Massow • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Hey Nerdy Pandas, What Is Your Finest, Funniest Or Weirdest Magic Item For D'n'd?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Magic Dnd Items? (Closed)

Thorsten Massow • submitted 19 list additions 3 years ago

How Long Would You And Your Immediate Family Survive As The Last People On Earth?

Hey Pandas, Put In The Lyrics To A Song So We Can Guess It In The Comments!

What Did You Give Away Long Ago And Regret It Since?

Hey Pandas, When Are Your Birthdays, And Do You Like What Time Of The Year They Are In?

Hey Pandas, What Features Should Bored Panda Add Or Change On This Site? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Are You Single This Valentine's Day? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Random Fact About Yourself (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Feel Like Should Not Exist?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Magic Dnd Items? (Closed)

Hey Nerdy Pandas, What Is Your Finest, Funniest Or Weirdest Magic Item For D'n'd?

Hey Pandas, What Popular Book Genre Do You Hate And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Childhood Pet!

Hey Pandas! Whats A Feature On This Website That You Want?

Hey Pandas, What's A Tradition/Term You Realized Is Mostly Exclusive To Your Country?

Hey Pandas, Which City You Found Attractive But Nobody Talks About It?

Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Cold Takes

Hey Pandas, What Places Have You Been To That No Longer Exist? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your ‘Popular’ Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had A Theme Song, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Thorsten Massow • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

50 Images Of "Cursed" Cats Causing Mayhem Everywhere They Go

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

We have some on the busses in Hamburg.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

You are allowed to take them home. Just bring them back, when you are finished, or bring other books, you don't read anymore.

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

He didn't see much in the time. Most of his life he was in prison in the zoo, no one showed him any of the marvels of modern civilization.

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

Not in the bathroom. I remember these sitting on the hat rack of cars (to hide the emergency toilet paper)...

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

Well, it is true. The word "Nothing" is written in this stone.

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

I think, the culprit who was responsible for the sign thought this and tried to park his car inside.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

Neat, and it prevents homeless people from sleeping on the bench. nice touch... /s

50 Memezar Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

Looks like a very slim family tree. Is this Alabama?

'Heck, I'm Old': 50 Painfully Funny Posts And Memes Younger Generations Might Never Understand (New Pics)

Loved the intoxicating smell...

'Heck, I'm Old': 50 Painfully Funny Posts And Memes Younger Generations Might Never Understand (New Pics)

VC 20 was my first

40 Things That Made People Smile, Shared By The Bored Panda Community

And there are no pollen...

50 Funny And Wholesome Memes That Are Just Harmless, As Shared On "Respectful Memes" (New Pics)

and a 40 MB hard drive...

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Try this with any modern car, it would fail.

50 Unexplainable Posts From The “Bizarre Content” Twitter Page That Are Guaranteed To Baffle You

I would use these to store a snack carrot

50 Unexplainable Posts From The “Bizarre Content” Twitter Page That Are Guaranteed To Baffle You

The luck of the Irish

Thorsten Massow • commented on 3 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Are You Single This Valentine's Day? (Closed)

And who told you to buy the flower? The florist. Who is pushing the "You must spend money on your valentine to keep the love fresh" agenda?

40 Times People Got Threatened In Such Weird And Chaotic Way, It Was Actually Impressive (New Pics)

So the final ratio of sawdust to cereal is 3:1...

“I Like To Call Them Dust Collectors”: 9 Things This Interior Designer Avoids In Both His And His Client’s Homes

I think, the "people can't see in the corner" part is meaning: "I have to have blinds to prevent anyone from seeing the mess in this corner/cupboard/closet, even if the blinds are broken."

Thorsten Massow • upvoted an item 1 year ago

50 Informative Diagrams And Charts That Might Change The Way You Look At Food (New Pics)

Or you could just use the metric system.

Thorsten Massow • upvoted 19 items 2 years ago

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

50 Incredible Things People Accidentally Discovered In Their Homes (New Pics)

If that's your parents stuff -burn it!

People Share 50 Of The Clearest Cases Of "Living In Denial" That They've Witnessed

Lucifer was an angel too.

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Sushicide?

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Downvote this if you like, but it's not really smart to install those either way.

50 Masters Of Woodworking That Went Above And Beyond To Craft Something Incredible (New Pics)

This thread is currently titled “75 Masters Of Woodworking That Went Above And Beyond To Craft Something Incredible.” This is an IKEA table.

“I’m With The Boomers On This One”: 50 People Name Things They Think Older Generations Got Right

I don’t give myself permission to use Facebook

50 Images Of "Cursed" Cats Causing Mayhem Everywhere They Go

Wow thanks for this! For seven years I have suffered summer nights with closed windows because I was worried about my cat, definitely gonna try these!

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

Taking that to new heights.

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

“What’s new on the menu today, Edith?” “Lemme see, a coffee ring, ketchup stains, and a few mayo spots, and—“ “Please stop.”

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

Welcome to America!

"Search The Most Deadly Places First": 35 Facts That Could Help Save Someone's Life One Day

A bed is a flat surface. CPR requires a firm surface.

"Search The Most Deadly Places First": 35 Facts That Could Help Save Someone's Life One Day

Yes, by definition. The metric system makes so much sense. Better than, "A pint's a pound the world around."

"Search The Most Deadly Places First": 35 Facts That Could Help Save Someone's Life One Day

If their life is in danger, acceptable doesn’t matter.

50 Images Of "Cursed" Cats Causing Mayhem Everywhere They Go

Gibt es sowas zu kaufen? Wie werden die Teile befestigt, dass eine Katze sie doch nicht irgendwie herausfriemeln kann? 🤔

50 Images Of "Cursed" Cats Causing Mayhem Everywhere They Go

Cursed_escape

40 Hilariously Unhinged Reasons People Ended Their Wedding Plans

Spinal issues run in that family for sure.

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