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I was an admissions assistant at a really religious university. Everyone had to sign an Honor Code that included no tank tops, no drinking, no premarital sex or anything close, etc. I think a lot of kids have parents who make them apply because from time to time we would get unrepentant stories about drunken nights of passion. As in, "The candles flickered gently as he asked, '"Are you sure you want to do this?'" An interview with a religious leader is included in your packet and I read one that said, "Do not let this girl in under any circumstances. She belongs to a polygamous cult and may be coming to recruit."
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I was an admissions assistant at a really religious university. Everyone had to sign an Honor Code that included no tank tops, no drinking, no premarital sex or anything close, etc. I think a lot of kids have parents who make them apply because from time to time we would get unrepentant stories about drunken nights of passion. As in, "The candles flickered gently as he asked, '"Are you sure you want to do this?'" An interview with a religious leader is included in your packet and I read one that said, "Do not let this girl in under any circumstances. She belongs to a polygamous cult and may be coming to recruit."
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Any man who talks about things like "the natural order" or "the natural hierarchy" is probably an a*****e. Nature is an unruly bush, not a "hierarchy". People who speak of "the natural order" are usually promoting something much darker than that, and they use the concept of "the natural order" as their excuse.
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I was an admissions assistant at a really religious university. Everyone had to sign an Honor Code that included no tank tops, no drinking, no premarital sex or anything close, etc. I think a lot of kids have parents who make them apply because from time to time we would get unrepentant stories about drunken nights of passion. As in, "The candles flickered gently as he asked, '"Are you sure you want to do this?'" An interview with a religious leader is included in your packet and I read one that said, "Do not let this girl in under any circumstances. She belongs to a polygamous cult and may be coming to recruit."
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