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Jedi Panda

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I love books(Especially Brandon Sanderson), STAR WARS, D&D, yeah you get the gist.Also did I mention Star Wars? May the Force be with you!

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Jedi Panda • commented on a post 11 hours ago

30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

Giving birth to a child does not automatically make you a mother! Loving the child and being a good parent and role model makes you a parent

Jedi Panda • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

I think the niece should be told WHEN she is older/old enough to know, purely for medical history/genetic reasons if nothing else. Even if The Ex doesn't know who the child' biological father actually is (e.g., if she was drunk or sleeping with a lot of different dudes who could potentially be the bio father), it is important to let the child know when they are old enough so that they know they may have a predisposition towards genetic/health conditions.

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 2 days ago

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

I lol'd at this one

Jedi Panda • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

I don't know what to say to this.

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

BP: "Lets shame women in dresses" (as usual). Fellow Pandas: "Wow, cool, creative!" 🖖👍😺

Jedi Panda • upvoted 6 items 3 days ago

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

Grasp center pole firmly and yeet it into the nearest shrub. Slide lumber out of left and right poles and hide in shrubbery. Celebrate reopening of desire path.

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

I don't see bike or pogo stick.

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

Grasp center pole firmly and yeet it into the nearest shrub. Slide lumber out of left and right poles and hide in shrubbery. Celebrate reopening of desire path.

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

I don't see bike or pogo stick.

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

This one is actually pretty and suits her

57 Fascinating And Unnerving Medical Photos Not Everyone Can Handle (New Pics)

i love medical stuff

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57 Fascinating And Unnerving Medical Photos Not Everyone Can Handle (New Pics)

I am morbidly fascinated by these types of things. Just calmly eating my lunch and looking at these photos.

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Jedi Panda • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

I'm not always sure I'll make it all the way through my life without k*****g somebody.

24 Unexpectedly Funny Comics By Ryan Pagelow Featuring A Hot Dog

makes the sausage look bigger

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

I'm not always sure I'll make it all the way through my life without k*****g somebody.

24 Unexpectedly Funny Comics By Ryan Pagelow Featuring A Hot Dog

makes the sausage look bigger

24 Unexpectedly Funny Comics By Ryan Pagelow Featuring A Hot Dog

If the mustard on the front of the hot dog is meant to be pee, then I'm more disturbed about the sunscreen comic

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

There should be criminal consequences for people that do things like this.

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Jedi Panda • upvoted 7 items 5 days ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

To just diss their sobriety is so mean-spirited! 😢 It's been 10 years 11 months for me and it's still a work in progress....

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Pour old oil thru his tools. Or padlock his tool chest. Steal all his 10mm tools. I got more ideas if u want them!

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

To just diss their sobriety is so mean-spirited! 😢 It's been 10 years 11 months for me and it's still a work in progress....

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Pour old oil thru his tools. Or padlock his tool chest. Steal all his 10mm tools. I got more ideas if u want them!

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Well, someone can still park next to them, can't they?

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

As a server for over 20 years, I would ignore her everytime she rang the bell. I would make sure the rest of the FOH team ignored her too She would still get great service, but on my schedule not hers. What an entitled, piece of fecal matter

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

It would be war if anyone damages my guitar or other instruments.

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

I'm sure those words would be better in a different order.

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Jedi Panda • commented on a post 5 days ago

“Amazing Humor Daily”: 50 Random Pics That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Ah yes... The Eggplant... grew a nose.... riiiight... it's a nose........ ok

Jedi Panda • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

The Best Of War And Peas

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Jedi Panda • upvoted an item 1 week ago

14 Extremely Embarrassing Pics That Might Hurt To Look At

Why does it matter to you if someone is so proud of their heritage that they consider themselves an honorary member of that country? You should be honored, not offended. The other thing is, America doesn't really have a cultural identity of its own, so a lot of us strongly identify with the country of our ancestors -- including carrying on traditions which often are no longer followed in the host country.

Jedi Panda • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

“Amazing Humor Daily”: 50 Random Pics That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Remember kids, only eat äss consensually.

“Amazing Humor Daily”: 50 Random Pics That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Just filling in the gap in this comment box.

“Amazing Humor Daily”: 50 Random Pics That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Remember kids, only eat äss consensually.

“Amazing Humor Daily”: 50 Random Pics That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Just filling in the gap in this comment box.

Artist Created 42 Simple Comics Turn Everyday Situations Into Absurd Humor

Uh, no, sorry, a comic about committing suícide as a group activity with other people with a canister of "poisonous gas" does not feel "relatable" at all, and this is coming from someone who has attempted suícide before.

Artist Created 42 Simple Comics Turn Everyday Situations Into Absurd Humor

I'm proud of all of you as well, my fellow Pandas, and I love all of you too! <3

Artist Created 42 Simple Comics Turn Everyday Situations Into Absurd Humor

Rats make awesome pets! They're super smart, can be affectionate, and are cute! Oh wait, those aren't domestic pet rats that the búm-headed person allowed inside....

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Jedi Panda • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

The look of pride

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

The tuxie's face 🤣

Jedi Panda • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

Oh, AMEN!!

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

This is the cutest image I have ever seen (tied with the 15271716171 photos of my cat of course)

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

Oh, AMEN!!

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

This is the cutest image I have ever seen (tied with the 15271716171 photos of my cat of course)

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

Awwwww, you can just feel the love! (ROFLMAO)

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

More like this, please. Cats and dogs and small furry animals. No celebs or AITA.

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Jedi Panda • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Did You Fall In Love With Your Partner?

Jedi Panda • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are The Best Passive-Aggressive Insults You Can Come Up With? (Closed)

Jedi Panda • submitted 5 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Trait Did Your Parents Have That Makes You Feel You’d Be A Better Parent?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Any Tips For Coming Out To Homophobic And Religious Parents?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Fun Easter Activities Do You Do With Your Kids? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Book You've Ever Read? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Biggest Fear As A Kid? (Closed)

Jedi Panda • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

Jedi Panda • submitted 2 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Only Wear One Halloween Costume For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

Jedi Panda • submitted 2 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Tired Of Pretending Is Normal? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Trend? (Closed)

Jedi Panda • submitted 5 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live In Any Movie Universe For A Week, Which One Would You Choose And Why?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Greatest Revenge Story?

Hey Pandas, What Are The Top 5 Things To Do While Pretending You Are Extremely Busy At Work?

Hey Pandas, I'm Going To Be 12 In July, How Should I Spend My Birthday, Should I Make It An 'Yes Day?'

Hey Pandas, What Are The Small Reasons That Caused A Wedge Between You And Your Close Family Or Friends?

Jedi Panda • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Celebrity Crushes? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Song That Makes You Cry Every Time You Listen To It? (Closed)

Jedi Panda • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Trait Did Your Parents Have That Makes You Feel You’d Be A Better Parent?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Horrifying Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Good Outdoor Survival Tip? (Closed)

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 11 hours ago

30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

Giving birth to a child does not automatically make you a mother! Loving the child and being a good parent and role model makes you a parent

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 2 days ago

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

I lol'd at this one

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 5 days ago

“Amazing Humor Daily”: 50 Random Pics That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

Ah yes... The Eggplant... grew a nose.... riiiight... it's a nose........ ok

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

The look of pride

Jedi Panda • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

The tuxie's face 🤣

Jedi Panda • commented on 15 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Daft punk chicken

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

I mean my current blanket is a Mandalorian throw with matching pillows, so...

50 Mom Memes That Are So Real It Almost Hurts

ADHD be like

63 People Who Got Roasted So Bad In 2025, They're Still Recovering

In Mando'a It means Brother/comrade/sibling (but I assume it was a typo and the commenter meant to say vid)

"I've Had Exorcisms Performed On Me": 43 Implausible Things That Still Happened To These People

No way!!! ME TOO!!!!!

"I've Had Exorcisms Performed On Me": 43 Implausible Things That Still Happened To These People

I read that in newt boy's voice

60 Expectations Vs. Reality Photos That Took People By Surprise (New Pics)

First pic: Aww that's cute Second pic: Oh holy-

60 Expectations Vs. Reality Photos That Took People By Surprise (New Pics)

That steak is NOT done at all

“Dangerously Close To The Creek”: 70 Interesting And Funny Photos Taken At Just The Right Time

This was an excellent way to start the day! More like this please!!

60 Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Photos People Took At Work That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Little guy's gonna be a really strong swimmer

60 Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Photos People Took At Work That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I want to have that friend!!!

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

I REALLY want that set!!!

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

Your nose is gorgeous!

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

Even application! I still struggle to get it right!

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

Hey. You're doing great. I hope you know just how many people are behind you every step of the way.

Jedi Panda • upvoted 6 items 10 hours ago

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

Grasp center pole firmly and yeet it into the nearest shrub. Slide lumber out of left and right poles and hide in shrubbery. Celebrate reopening of desire path.

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

I don't see bike or pogo stick.

30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

Curiosities

57 Fascinating And Unnerving Medical Photos Not Everyone Can Handle (New Pics)

I am morbidly fascinated by these types of things. Just calmly eating my lunch and looking at these photos.

57 Fascinating And Unnerving Medical Photos Not Everyone Can Handle (New Pics)

i love medical stuff

Jedi Panda • upvoted 14 items 2 days ago

24 Unexpectedly Funny Comics By Ryan Pagelow Featuring A Hot Dog

If the mustard on the front of the hot dog is meant to be pee, then I'm more disturbed about the sunscreen comic

24 Unexpectedly Funny Comics By Ryan Pagelow Featuring A Hot Dog

makes the sausage look bigger

Best Of ‘War And Peas’: 52 Comics Loved By Our Community With Darkly Funny Twists

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.

The Best Of War And Peas

Artist Created 42 Simple Comics Turn Everyday Situations Into Absurd Humor

Rats make awesome pets! They're super smart, can be affectionate, and are cute! Oh wait, those aren't domestic pet rats that the búm-headed person allowed inside....

Artist Created 42 Simple Comics Turn Everyday Situations Into Absurd Humor

I'm proud of all of you as well, my fellow Pandas, and I love all of you too! <3

39 Comics By Shen Comix That Perfectly Describe Adult Life

I am "the small idiot with a big stupid weapon"

39 Comics By Shen Comix That Perfectly Describe Adult Life

Probably because it's not a real chess piece (but I would completely support that) Edit: I don't play chess a lot so I forgot it was a knight

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

I don't know what to say to this.

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

BP: "Lets shame women in dresses" (as usual). Fellow Pandas: "Wow, cool, creative!" 🖖👍😺

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

This one is actually pretty and suits her

People Share 50 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Pics They Wish They Could Delete

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