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Jedi Panda

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I love books(Especially Brandon Sanderson), STAR WARS, D&D, yeah you get the gist.Also did I mention Star Wars? May the Force be with you!

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Jedi Panda • commented on 5 posts 3 hours ago

These Twistwood Tales Comics Have The Kind Of Humor That Sneaks Up On You (31 New Pics)

I really liked these!

79 Hilarious Pictures That Don't Explain Themselves And Never Will

This is beauty

These Twistwood Tales Comics Have The Kind Of Humor That Sneaks Up On You (31 New Pics)

I really liked these!

75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)

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Jedi Panda • upvoted 9 items 10 hours ago

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Play the long game, wait tilliit's time for a nursing home.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Miguel, Please stop adding all these AI images. We're here for the reads, not stupid AI images.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Play the long game, wait tilliit's time for a nursing home.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Miguel, Please stop adding all these AI images. We're here for the reads, not stupid AI images.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Ba-dum tsss! Oh, you already did that bit. ;-)

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Among many other things, my father called me (bellowed at 5am) that I was a fkn fat lazy little bit.ch. This was on Easter sunday. I'd worked a 20-hr (5am Good Friday to 1am saturday) day as a kitchen hand at a highway roadhouse/servo (always frantically busy, especially on the Easter long weekend). I was a bit slow getting up to start work at 6am and unintentionally woke His Majesty. I was 14.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I used to send my husband flowers at work. He loved it.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

More like Attila the Hun, I'd say, or maybe Attila the Salesman. Pathetic AND dangerous - every serial rápist's role model.

37 New Comics About Cultural Differences That Every Traveler Will Recognize

But why are you assuming everyone here has your knowledge and not a different set of knowledge? I'm sure there are several people here who have visited Japan and have experienced similar cultural differences noted by this artist.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Soooo what's with all the AI images? Are we serious? S****y stock images wasn't enough?

73 House Rules Couples Invented As Jokes That Became Important Traditions

Ours is easy to remember because it's near both of our birthdays. So, we always celebrate during the first weekend of that month. Easy to remember.

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Jedi Panda • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

#LifeGoals

25 Relatable Comics That Showcase The Absurdities Of Everyday Life

This is absolutely true. It DOESN'T MATTER! Be the person your dog thinks you are, and you'll be fine.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

#LifeGoals

25 Relatable Comics That Showcase The Absurdities Of Everyday Life

This is absolutely true. It DOESN'T MATTER! Be the person your dog thinks you are, and you'll be fine.

25 Relatable Comics That Showcase The Absurdities Of Everyday Life

Thank God. Have you seen what's on Twitter these days?

25 Relatable Comics That Showcase The Absurdities Of Everyday Life

Censored the word “that”. I think that’s as silly as it gets.

79 Hilarious Pictures That Don't Explain Themselves And Never Will

I find this unreasonably funny

79 Hilarious Pictures That Don't Explain Themselves And Never Will

Is that..... Are they..... Are they playing chess.... underwater?

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Not the right thing to read when you are already pretty bummed out

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

But do the actually shun it? I think it's normally just withheld.

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Jedi Panda • commented on a post 1 day ago

47 Relatable Memes For Anyone Whose Brain Never Follows The Script

Wait this isn't normal? Dang

Jedi Panda • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

“Logged Out Of My Toothbrush”: 102 Disturbing Posts That Prove We’re Already Living In Dystopia

Fu‍ck that guy! 🤬

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I always go to bed a couple of hours before my husband. To make sure we end the day (aka my day) together, he always tucks me in, gives me a goodnight kiss, and we end with something happy.

It started as a joke, but we both realized it was such a good way to end the day well and stay in sync. He has done this every single day for over five years.