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HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

But her friend is nowhere to be seen...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Married at first sight?? (/s)

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

But her friend is nowhere to be seen...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Married at first sight?? (/s)

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

there is a strong chance I know you, or my parents/teachers know your mum... hmm small world hey?

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

yeah, I think Harriet died in 2006? the old mates still bring her up every now and then...

30 Times People Listed Hilariously Wild Ads And Expected To Actually Sell Something

🎼 (It's Shaun the Sheep) 🎶

50 Interesting Historical Pics From “That’s History” That May Change Your Perspective On Things

I'm pretty sure I have a signed photo from this game, my grandad was good friends with one of the managers or someone back then...

50 Times People Nailed Halloween Snacks And Just Had To Brag Online (New Pics)

I think they've stuck them together in a central big blob of chocolate

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HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Yeah nah, everyone's pain tolerance is different. Tattoo's are for all. This is some elitist bull.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

It's on America's tortured brow, the orange guy's back somehow...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Yeah nah, everyone's pain tolerance is different. Tattoo's are for all. This is some elitist bull.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

It's on America's tortured brow, the orange guy's back somehow...

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

de nada

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Love Portuguese history, thank you!

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Also not true, her daughter helped her with her work and carried on her studies.

50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

Bob the tomato!

40 Indicators That The Person You’re Talking To Is Super Smart And Hides It Well

I loved quizzes and tests. They were like games to me. BTW, for anyone with test anxiety, if you can make yourself approach it as if it's a word or math game, instead of a test, they can actually become enjoyable, or at least less stressful. I had awful anxiety before I learned to do this

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

If it wasn't for Bluey I would have had no clue what any of this meant

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

I'm American and when I was a kid, we always called them thongs. It wasn't until I was older that we started using flip flops--which is what I always say now. I had an aunt who called them sloppies.

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Ah. Makes sense. The strap looks like a thong. English isn't my first language

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Right, it’d be silly to wear just 1 by itself

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Yup

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

I know a thong as a skimpy pair of underwear. What is it to Aussies?

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Yeah, thongs usually come in pairs

“She’s Still Alive”: First Person To Use Euthanasia Pod Found With “Strangulation Marks” On Neck

Sojourner - if you want to vent/rant/talk to someone who has been suicidal since age 12, hit me up on Discord (username is LakotaWolf). A lot of my worst years were before I turned 18. It's not like some magical switch gets flipped once you turn 18, but you can finally be free to make choices to do things that make you happy and NOT do things that make you unhappy. I've attempted suicide three times, stopped close to the tipping point twice, and aborted one attempt at the last second (literally.) At that moment I remembered that I loved my pets more than I hated being alive, and I had a responsibility to them as their caretaker. It's not going to "get easier", I won't vomit platitudes at you about that (as it's a lie), but you will start to find the things in life that make you happy, and they slowly start to outweigh the things that make you want to not be alive any more. <3 DM me on Discord anytime you want.

“She’s Still Alive”: First Person To Use Euthanasia Pod Found With “Strangulation Marks” On Neck

The device is typically used for terminally ill patients. Please don’t give up! I’m 17 and I’ve been there. 15 was one of my hardest years as well, but I PROMISE you it gets better. It’s not easy, but the bad times go away eventually. If you ever wanna talk more, and need a friend who will listen to you with no judgement at all, I’m here for you!

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Only if they aren't named Theodore.

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

Not if the food is Indian, they've been doing it for yonks and they know how

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

It does look quite tasty, though...

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

To clarify: I did not read the caption right. I apologize for that. There was a girl I knew who was abused because of her photos on the internet, which is why I see red when I see children on the internet.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Jeez I hoped nobody would buy the premium so it would die quickly.

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

DO NOT POST PHOTOS OF YOUR CHILDREN ON THE INTERNET!!!! People are so stupid.

‘The Darker Side Of Science’: 50 Posts That Would Probably Win A Nobel Prize In Memes (New Pics)

I just submitted a lit review. Screw this post. You couldn't give me a single hour to recover, could you BP?

50 Impressive Woodworking Projects That Deserve The Internet’s Attention (New Pics)

This is not a great photo of an absolutely incredible piece by Alison Crowther. My partner was heavily involved in creating his piece. Need a different photo, then it would be way higher up the list!

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I would assume you said yes. Please relay the full story , in need of some sappy romance.

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

They don't like seamen on the sheets...?

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I met my wife when we were both at a blood mobile. She fainted and wet herself, and the nurse asked if she could wear my cardigan sweater around her waist

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

The lighter kitty's markings made me think the other kitty's paw was around their shoulder for a sec.

30 Times This Instagram Account Made Its Followers Smirk With Some Spot-On 'Sadistic Memes'

Why does the mail man have two tiny left feet

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

My church in Melbourne also lets homeless people sleep there during the day.

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HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

But her friend is nowhere to be seen...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Married at first sight?? (/s)

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

there is a strong chance I know you, or my parents/teachers know your mum... hmm small world hey?

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

yeah, I think Harriet died in 2006? the old mates still bring her up every now and then...

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Flip flops I think they're called overseas? Plastic sandals designed to be worn at the beach, usually worn 24/7 by aussies.

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Us Aussies were just confused for a moment there

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

I just saw some girls online dressed up for trick or treating as the biscuit and the bee!

30 Times People Listed Hilariously Wild Ads And Expected To Actually Sell Something

🎼 (It's Shaun the Sheep) 🎶

50 Interesting Historical Pics From “That’s History” That May Change Your Perspective On Things

I'm pretty sure I have a signed photo from this game, my grandad was good friends with one of the managers or someone back then...

50 Times People Nailed Halloween Snacks And Just Had To Brag Online (New Pics)

I think they've stuck them together in a central big blob of chocolate

50 Times People Nailed Halloween Snacks And Just Had To Brag Online (New Pics)

I scrolled past pretty quickly and I was just like "Shaun???" But yeah they do look more like Timmy... too cute

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Oh no, this is interesting... I'm a brit (technically, I'm Australian though) and my best mate is a massive Phil Collins fan...

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

I'm sure Mary would disagree with you

50 Times The Irony Couldn’t Have Been More ‘In Your Face’ (New Pics)

He's a passenger, I don't get the irony here sorry

50 Times Stores Implemented Smart Ideas That Should Be Universal (New Pics)

Woolies, based on the signs in the back

50 Times Stores Implemented Smart Ideas That Should Be Universal (New Pics)

Looks like it's Canberra only... I'll have to check next time I'm down there.

30 People Reveal The Moment They Realized Something Was ‘Off’ About Their Family

I'm having to realise this at the moment. My parents are good people, but not always the best at parenting. I never told them anything unless I was sure they'd find out and I'd get in trouble for not telling them. They knew about the bullying, but not the mental health issues. All our physical needs were met, and like it was great - we learnt instruments, went to a private school, from the outside it looked wonderful. It was always about the outside image. But that was all. I had to teach myself sex-ed from my encyclopaedia. I didn't host (and therefore be invited to) any social activities for years and years, since I didn't want it to be used against me. I masked at home, unmasked at school. I just always had to depend on myself as much as possible. Thankfully I've realised it's not quite right, and I've found my place, and I'm going to get through high school with my friends and fake family, and I'm going to get better, and I've just got to do better for my kids when I'm older.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

Yeah, nah

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

According to this post, apparently so...

50 Of The Funniest Memes For Everyone Who Is Still Obsessed With Harry Potter

I heard that this scene was filmed the day that Daniel's grandmother died - they were real screams.

HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

It's on America's tortured brow, the orange guy's back somehow...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Yeah nah, everyone's pain tolerance is different. Tattoo's are for all. This is some elitist bull.

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Also not true, her daughter helped her with her work and carried on her studies.

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Love Portuguese history, thank you!

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

de nada

40 Indicators That The Person You’re Talking To Is Super Smart And Hides It Well

50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

Bob the tomato!

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Yup

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Ah. Makes sense. The strap looks like a thong. English isn't my first language

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

I'm American and when I was a kid, we always called them thongs. It wasn't until I was older that we started using flip flops--which is what I always say now. I had an aunt who called them sloppies.

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

I know a thong as a skimpy pair of underwear. What is it to Aussies?

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

If it wasn't for Bluey I would have had no clue what any of this meant

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Right, it’d be silly to wear just 1 by itself

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

Yeah, thongs usually come in pairs

“She’s Still Alive”: First Person To Use Euthanasia Pod Found With “Strangulation Marks” On Neck

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Only if they aren't named Theodore.

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

Not if the food is Indian, they've been doing it for yonks and they know how

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

It does look quite tasty, though...

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

DO NOT POST PHOTOS OF YOUR CHILDREN ON THE INTERNET!!!! People are so stupid.

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