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Angry Unicorn

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This unicorn is ANGRY more like a moody-corn, or something... Dang, I need to step up my game!
I also make AI-generated pfps.
Well hello there Lazy pandas, last time I checked nobody checks descriptions, I guess I was wrong! But in all seriousness...YOU'RE MESSING WITH AN HANGRY ANGRY UNICORN!

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Angry Unicorn • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

Ellohay! ihay eakspay igpay atinlay ootay!

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

THEY COULDA CHOSE MATT!... BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

Ellohay! ihay eakspay igpay atinlay ootay!

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

THEY COULDA CHOSE MATT!... BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

I truly hope that this was not the spelling.

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Angry Unicorn • upvoted 37 items 10 months ago

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

Sorry. I'm from the US. Ihay ouldcay eakspay ipgay atinlay, oweverhay. :)

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

Also potentially untrue. The actual summary used by the study's author was "Homicide is a leading cause of death for pregnant women in US" And the study was based on less than 300 currently or recently pregnant women in NYC between 1987 and 1991. If you were to go somewhere else in the world, the percentages & causes would probably be significantly different. But details don't make good, shock headlines.

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

Sorry. I'm from the US. Ihay ouldcay eakspay ipgay atinlay, oweverhay. :)

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

If you believe in god, then people are how he has made them. So if there are gays, God wanted them to be there. And if mankind is made in god's image, he's multicoloured and pansexual

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

I think pain is incomparable anyway, simply because we can't feel each other's pain. Nevertheless, I dare say that women generally experience the most pain in life.

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

White Christians (not the good ones)🎤: *crickets*

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

🎤 ⬇️

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

Yep. My father wouldn't even let us use the swimming pool until it had rained "to clear the bilharzia". Never mind that a pool using chlorine wouldn't have any... (Grew up in and still live in Jozi, Mzansi - or Johannesburg, South Africa.)

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

So vegetarian cannibals only eat Swedes?

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

"Things Jesus Never Said" page is fun to look at. My favorite. Sorry, I can't heal you. You have a pre-existing condition.

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

Bitten by a New Yorker OUTSIDE New York must be less likely than bitten by a shark, right?

30 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

NOOOO THE EARTH IS FLAT!!! /s

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

I can biviele taht.

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

"Hey hooman you can run but you can't hi-- WTF IS THAT A STONE?!"

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

... but men swear they feel more pain when they get kicked in their Richard's nicknames

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

No jokes on this one, wars are messed up, what are we even fighting for?

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

I met a peacock once who thought I was hot sh*t.

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

You're statistically more likely to die than to live eternally

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

That is so disturbing

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Nope. Sniffing coke.

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Kids, don't snort coke.

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

New meaning of onion ring.

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

Girlfriend's version of zoomies!

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

There's a movie called "To kill a mockingbird"

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Barber school. Practicing on each other. They'll lose a bit more hair with each new skill, until they are clean shaven.

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

Chugs a monster? What if the monster in question doesn't WANT to be someone's breakfast drink?

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

I loved how he finds it endearing instead of annoying.

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

Aww how cute

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Sorry but yuck.

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

"Snack budget"? That doesn't sound good.

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

the washing machine looked so comfy that I fell asleep on top of it, love

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

When my children went through this phase I'd pretend to not know what they wanted until they spoke properly. (And, yes, they were fully able to articulate clearly.)

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

Omg I have to watch this 🤣 I'm not sure on definitions but I think this is Chaotic Neutral?

26 Random And Confusing Moments Of Humans Just Being Humans, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

The amount of effort...

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Angry Unicorn • submitted a new post 12 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Petty Revenge Story With A Karen?

Angry Unicorn • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Trait Of Yours That You Used To Feel Insecure About That You Now Love (Closed)

Angry Unicorn • submitted 5 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Has Anything Paranormal Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Your Username Is How You Die - How Do You Die? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Talk About The Silly Things Your Pets Do, But Call Them Your Roommates

Hey, Pandas! What's The Strangest Dream You've Had?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Yourself As A Picrew Character (Closed)

Angry Unicorn • submitted 3 list additions 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Joke You've Ever Made?

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest?

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Petty Revenge Story With A Karen?

Angry Unicorn • commented on 20 posts 10 months ago

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

Ellohay! ihay eakspay igpay atinlay ootay!

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

THEY COULDA CHOSE MATT!... BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

I truly hope that this was not the spelling.

30 Stories Of How Something Chucklesome Happened In School And It Spiraled Out Of Control, As Shared Online

Wow....Just-Just...Wow...

30 Stories Of How Something Chucklesome Happened In School And It Spiraled Out Of Control, As Shared Online

This is genius!...Though I wonder if their was a drop?

“Not Funny? Not Mine!”: My 40 Funny Pop Culture Caricatures

"Stepped on a lego... Worst pain of all time...! Stepped on a lego... Now I cry all the time :_(... On the lego, worst day of my life...! Stepped on a lego-"

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Ohhh! Thank you!

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Keanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Our supreme being and saviorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I...don't get this...

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I laughed harder than I should have.

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

There's literally "I'munique" I'MUNIQUE!!

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Brighten Your Mood And Restore Your Faith In Humanity

I upvoted about all of these ❤️🥲

40 Times Brilliant Design Ideas Were Executed To Perfection, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

Thank you! I had to read your comment to find it.

‘Server Life’: 30 Of The Most Entitled Customers That Servers Ever Had The ‘Pleasure’ Of Meeting

Yes! Exactly! :D (and help get a better tip, too!)

‘Server Life’: 30 Of The Most Entitled Customers That Servers Ever Had The ‘Pleasure’ Of Meeting

Handsome sounds a *teensy* bit on the flirting side, but a THOUSAND times yes!

‘Server Life’: 30 Of The Most Entitled Customers That Servers Ever Had The ‘Pleasure’ Of Meeting

Exactly!

35 Selected Best Images Of Animals, As Shared By This Instagram Page

For a second I thought that was a dog...

35 Selected Best Images Of Animals, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Someone's about to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! And it ain't gon' be the cat.

35 Selected Best Images Of Animals, As Shared By This Instagram Page

"Grrr...My Hooman is playing with the horse and the bicycle! Guess I have to 'pet' myself! Grrr..."

35 Selected Best Images Of Animals, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Selfie time! Expectation VS Reality...Reality ^^

Angry Unicorn • upvoted 20 items 10 months ago

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

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Our Transgender Siblings Are Made In The Image Of God

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

Sorry. I'm from the US. Ihay ouldcay eakspay ipgay atinlay, oweverhay. :)

Clever Signs

May God Save Us From Violent Christian Theology

Trans Rights Are Human Rights

Clever Signs

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

"Things Jesus Never Said" page is fun to look at. My favorite. Sorry, I can't heal you. You have a pre-existing condition.

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

White Christians (not the good ones)🎤: *crickets*

Clever Signs

Amy Wants You To Know That Banning Books Based On Violence And Sexuality Means We Ban The Bible

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 New Pics)

If you believe in god, then people are how he has made them. So if there are gays, God wanted them to be there. And if mankind is made in god's image, he's multicoloured and pansexual

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

You're statistically more likely to die than to live eternally

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

I think pain is incomparable anyway, simply because we can't feel each other's pain. Nevertheless, I dare say that women generally experience the most pain in life.

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

... but men swear they feel more pain when they get kicked in their Richard's nicknames

Millepedee reply

Chainsaws were invented to cut through the pelvic bone to help women give birth.

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

Halicarnassis reply

I grew up Africa (Zambia) When we were 5 we were told not to swim in dirty water because of Bilharzia (schistosomiasis) Microscopic worms that burrow into your skin or enter up your urinary tract and then lays eggs inside your body.