How do you die? What's your demise?

#1

i get lost, live in the forest. i make friends with each of the animals there, and we establish a working communist union, but eventually i become hungry for power and proclaim myself king. then i get eaten by dissatisfied communist bears.

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#2

i get killed by a freaking bee

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daniel (pineapple he/him)
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well darn thats not good bc i have a freaking huge bee that follows me wherever i go so its either trying to protect me or wants my soul either way it reminds me of you

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#3

We'll just have to wait and see.

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#4

I die of fangirling

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Tuesday
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You and me both. I haven’t read Rick Riordan for over 5 years but I do remember that percabeth is OTP

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#5

I am killed by the ghost of a snail. Or I am already dead and I am a ghost of a snail.

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#6

Do I unalive myself? Or an assassin with my name hunts me down? I prefer the second one tbh.

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#7

A young lady will make a big mistake

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#8

I suppose I die comfortably in a Hobbit Hole with a cup of tea in my hand.

Either that or I get burnt to a crisp by Smaug.

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#9

Uh... this actually came up a little while ago on a different post, and I asked how I would die and got a few different answers. Most of them involved me being killed by a rose, but I think my favorite was that I die as soon as it starts raining because I am the rose but only as long as the weather is fair.

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#10

a sentient pineapple with my name kills me

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#12

I get captured by pirates, they make me walk the plank, and i drown in a sea of garlic bread

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#13

what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)

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#15

I looked it up, asters aren't poisonous poisonous but if you eat a bunch of them you can get a stomach upset. So I feast on flowers and then die an honourable death by diarrhoea.

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#16

Mutiny in the Moon kingdom.

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#17

I vaporize into dust or I get in the range of a supernova

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#18

A tree frog with a grudge… They probably also have a knife

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#19

I die by getting poisoned by a frog. The frog comes up and offers me tea, but the frog poisoned it. Ouch.

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#20

Petrification.

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#21

getting beaten up by a super saiyan charged pheonix i assume? would be pretty cool ngl

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#22

Well, I OD'd on caffeine and lost my doctor carrier then died by depression.

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MaximumKarmaSaint
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You said this in past-tense, implying that this has already happened? Are we reading an addition by a ghost?

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#23

One of the humans that live in my neighborhood tells the government about me and ai get taken away :(

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#24

OH NO.

Uh...

I think this means that not only will I get ascended, but also get pelted with rocks beforehand or something...either way, I don't like the picture.

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#25

In a gambling incident, apparently. I do love (not-betting) Texas Hold 'Em

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#26

Something with a really bored panda. Will it fall on me? Or eat me? Or hug me to death?

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#27

Zapped out of existence by a green-blue laser

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#28

A PC shoots a pencil cap at my head and I die

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#29

Mauled By Wild Dogs

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#30

A queen blew (blue) me up

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#32

I suppose it’s a mystery

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#33

I die at the end of a really great rollercoaster ride with a bestie.

Note: An amusement park rollercoaster - not a series of up & down relationship issues, lol

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#34

I kill myself?

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#35

Shinobu means Heart under blade guess I'll die stabbed in the heart

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#36

I get killed by a Panda flying a P-51 Mustang

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#37

I get killed by being knocked over by an enthusiastic dog. A very happy Doggo, if you will

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#38

A shadow kills me? Or shadows?

And with my old user name I would die from a Canadian Zebra...

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#39

I guess I get stabbed with a Ruby crystal that is white. OOOOOFFFF

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#40

I guess I die… on Tuesday. Which is very soon so I’m a little nervous

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#41

Dammit, I guess they were poisonous...

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#42

I am too Canadian and too Dan

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#43

or all of the nike shoes would stomp me to death. (also it’s pronounced nayk or niek)

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#44

I have no idea at all. Anyone? It’s and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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#45

Wow now this is awkward… probably got murdered by one the other troop leaders… looks like I gotta sleep with one eye open and the remaining two eyes scanning for other helluva hedgehog aliens

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#46

i guess i get dementia and forget my name

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#47

I guess I loved dogs too much....

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#48

This is just my name, so suicide? Either that, or I'm crushed into sludge by a piece of machinery and it makes a sloshing sound.

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#49

I die to a friendly fox.

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#50

My cat kills me

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#51

I don't know. My username is my last name and first initial so I guess someone in my family kills me?

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#52

Apparently my death will involve an object, person or place that contains protons and/or neutrons. At least I’m safe from electrons, photons and neutrinos! Phew!

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#53

Having to interact with humans. Truly terrifying....

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#54

10 Beats of the Bodhran (probably more) or maybe a Brogue Kick will send me back to 1987 lol.

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#55

I will get danced off-stage in newsies and get kicked in the face by the newsies jump!

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#56

I accidentally upset a unicorn, then continue to be oblivious to its angriness. And I die a painful death that takes about 2 hours of horn poking.

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#57

A tiger without romantic or sexual attraction will kill me

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#58

I’m gonna get shot by nezuko with a gun T-T

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#59

I just gradually decay away into other isotopes.

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#60

i guess i would get nuked? (I’m Mike_the_nike.)

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Xenon
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nike Hercules? You would be da bomb 😉

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#61

I have no body. I simply stop existing.

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#62

I turn into a demon and go to hell (presuming it's real, it's probably not)

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