“Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms”: 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe “Beige Flags”

I'm sure I would lmao every single time.

In-laws over for dinner? Surprise honey!

Hahaha! I woukd ask him to do some jumping-jacks after the grand reveal. 😆

Mine does the same thing with his shirts and I absolutely LOVE it

OMG, my husband does that too. Not only underwear but every piece of cloth that is ripped beyond repair, haha. He can't just throw it out, he must rip them off of his body IN FRONT OF ME. I thought I married the Tarzan. 😂

They're so cute when they're excited.

That's sweet ^-^

Whenever I get excited about something or something pisses me off (could be either) everyone becomes bro or dude. Doesn't matter who you are, half of my sentences now start with YO DUDE LIKE SERIOUSLY

So sweet. My daughter's finance calls her bro, and at first i was like dude she is not your bro. she is your girlfriend. But after a while I noticed that he says it in the most loving way, I just love it!

I love that, dude

Isn't that all men. I love my husband but if he goes out with friends it is all surface questions they don't delve into any details. I worked in a male dominated workplace and guys were like how did you know so and so had a baby? Because I asked about their life duh.

I'm like that. I don't ask for details even though I would want to hear them. It's because I've only recently learned how to say "I'm listening, tell me more" in a conversation. And even that is an approximateon of how people tell other people the story is interesting.

I feel seen. "I bumped into my brother"; "How is he?"; "Dunno"; "And how's his wife?"; "No idea, he didn't say".

My husband does this too. Not with family though because I find out everything when it comes to family but if a friend's wife has a baby he has no clue about anything! No weight, no gender, no name!

That is pretty sad.

I have one ear that wiggles and it's my right ear. If someone is giving me directions, that ear always wiggles when I have to turn. I think I would be really confused without the wiggly ear.

When I went to highschool, the freshmen taking band had a week of marching practice for a few hours before school started, so we'd know the commands and how to execute them. To help those who can't keep left and right straight, the band director would tell them (okay, us) to hold a leaf in the left hand and a rock in the right.

When a person who mixes up right and left is driving, a work-around is to say, "Turn my way" or "Turn your way" so they know whether to turn toward the driver's side or the passenger's side.

I’m the same.

This is me! I am left handed and when I was little they tried to switch my dominate hand. and they always told me my right hand is the hand I write with. So even now, at the grand age of 50, I still have to make an L. but I have amazing spatial sense.

Umm. Red Flag

I ask my husband if he wants to watch different shows with me and he doesn't. Then all of a sudden he walks in and decides to watch after all. No problem. However, he expects me to explain what he has missed. Usually 7-8 episodes in and at the last 5 min of the episode. No. I won't.

I understand how people find it annoying, but I don't see how it's a red flag. My siblings do it to me too. If anything, it shows me that we have common interests and is a nice bonding activity. It gives us a lot more to talk about later too.

torture him by professing a love for Antiques Roadshow? Or the greatest slow train journeys?

Women saying the men in their lives "won't let them" do anything 🙄 pathetic

People do crazy things in their sleep, there are a few sleepwalkers and talkers in my family and their antics are always wild. My little brother once broke our TV by throwing a watermelon through the screen (apparently he was dreaming about playing basketball) my grandad once burst in to my room at 4am threw a slipper at my head and ran out again screaming 'the house is on fire' (found him fast asleep in the garden 10 minutes later.) Me and my sister had a 'dream fight' once when we were 6&7 and were forced to share a bed one night on holiday. Apparently our older sister woke up to us just sitting upright facing each other and just slapping and punching each other over and over, she ran to tell our parents and everyone gathered round watching us and trying to stop it but nothing they did worked, after about 10 minutes of this we both apparently just lay back down like nothing happened (we didn't believe them when they told us, until the following day when the bruises started to appear)

I've woken up standing in my kitchen, no clue how I got there. Apparently, I was talking in my sleep and said that I needed to start dinner. Very odd.

This is me. I talk in my sleep and I yelled at him that the water was too watery.

You sure he was talking golf?

My younger sister and I shared a room when we were in jr. high and high school, she used to lead cheers in her sleep. According to her, I didn't do anything in my sleep. (always nice to hear)

Retaliation time. Wait until he's really asleep. Scream "Wake up!" and shake him vigorously. Explain that you were "worried he had passed out because his love for you hadn't woken him so he can't be mad."

In any room? The kitchen? “Uh yeah… I was just having a little kitchen nap”

This is cute for a few times, but if he can't let it go, it's just annoying.

Yes, you can be mad. I mean, it's lovely that he loves you. But I hate being scared!