People Are Roasting Dating Profile Bios That Are ‘Red Flags’ In Themselves, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Well tbf I tried changing my age on Twitter and they suspended my account because I clicked the wrong year and apparently I was a newborn

lol

This one for sure! If you can't come up with even one interesting thing to say about yourself, then I'm not going to "just ask".

Also bad at coming up with anything original

yeah this sounds like my current one.

What's the point in dating if you're not already choosing the honeymoon destiny

The controversial thing is being a drama queen over how other people like their pizzas. Eat it how you like and enjoy.

Wait hold up....ORGANIC food, as in biological material to break down? Huh. That takes guts. (I'm very sorry. Couldn't help it.)

I honestly don't get the height thing, even when I was dating I didn't see it (granted I'm cis woman, so I don't see other girls profiles, but no one I know would say such a thing!). I know it's true though, seen it too much online, for all I know it happens here too. Regardless, my point is: Judging someone on a physical trait, or something they don't control, it's like a little toxic backlash, misdirected "girl power" that is actually misandry and bigotry. Any judgement like that is so pointless, as it has nought to do with who that person is, what they are like. it shouldn't be so normalised: if men could openly say what size exactly their partner should be and no bigger it would not be so accepted (yes I know this happens too)

Whenever people say "it's the ... for me", my eyes endlessly roll and roll and roll...

Is this a thing?

f**k I hate "partner in crime" it is such a stupid thing and so cliche.

As if meeting online is still so rare and weird...

And after we're married, I'll constantly whine that "it's always about YOU!"

THIS. THIS is why that other person wanted you to know she is a sapio sexual. To avoid people like this.

i hate that emoji

Could someone please enlighten me? Google might bring results I don't wanna see 😅

I heard Tinder banned fish pics. Unless that was an April Fool's joke. 🤔

Slow down dahmer

As long as you don't make it your entire personality, I don't see anything wrong with liking franchises.

hate that king/queen thing. Anyone who has that c**p on her profile will definitely have fake nails too.

It's just for pics on dating apps and social media. I'm holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa! Here I am doing a handstand in front of the Eiffel Tower!

Better a step-dog than a step-kid...

Definitely not a match. All the cats sleep in the bed with us. Non negotiable.

Surely the most controversial and risky thing is choosing that username. o_O

Yes you will fall but down the stairs mate

Some advice: 1. tongue in, 2. mouth shut, 3. f**k off.

People who need to tell they are sarcastic are not doing it right, change my mind

So, if your account gets banned, do you end up in a lightless void? Experiments are needed.

I would never even think of embarrassing my dog like that.

Usually those last two are the same guy.

Insta handle always just means they're an influencer looking for followers

A guy once messaged me, asking my favorite part of a guy's body. I told him it was their smile, which is the truth. He got offended and sent me a d**k pic. 😐

Geesh this sounds like the most honest one yet!

And then when you "just ask," I'm sure he's quite the conversationalist. Those guys always seem to respond with one word answers. With no punctuation.

When you end up lying flat on the foor, passed out drunk, I definitely will be taller than you.

pft if you have onlyfans swipe right babe.

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You get so irritated that your friends get matches? Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

Ew. Who would think that's a good thing to put on a profile that strangers are going to look at? Fine if that's your thing, but save it for if you get serious.

*too

nearly everyone I've met in my life claims to have "extremely dark humor" and nearly all of them meant the same tepid, juvenile jokes everyone else also told in middle school.

Is this "flirt to roast" ratio thing a new obsession with the younger gen?

What happened to your other partners? Are they in jail? Did you dispose of the bodies? What kind of crimes are we talking about? Felonies? State or federal?

i cant read anything past the first sentence too many emojis please help

So many losers.

Same

I mean, there could be an opportunity for a gold digger here. Gigantism puts a lot of strain on the body and massively reduces life expectancy. 8' 10" is just shy of the worst case ever recorded and he died at 22.

All I understood is people are always such red flags and I agree

queso fresco?

date him, he has puns.

I see nothing wrong with these.

420 friendly ugh

translation: I take roids.

going to try scam you, do not date. (And I approve of bitcoin!)

No sir, you have changed MY mind. Thank you and goodbye.

those are like ............ soooooo mainstream tho

If I challenge them to a hyperventilation contest will they pass out?

fur baby puke. Not everyone wants to compete for your attention.

i think that is ok, but it's kinda everyone's goal, so tell me something unique.

They forgot to censor the insta!!

Hmm so this person must not be attracted to them self.

My dog has an account?

what's wrong with being non-monogamous....

I had a friend who couldn’t hold his liquor. His second round always ended up on him.