Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
1 posts
531 comments
8.2K upvotes
3.2K points
This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 7 items 15 hours ago
Show All 7 Upvotes
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on 2 posts 21 hours ago
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago
EntityManiac reply
Used to work in a computer store, someone asked me once if a mouse mat would work with Windows 7. I worry about some people on this planet..Unusual-Caregiver-30 reply
Schindler’s List. I will never watch it again.u/ToBeReadOutLoud:
It’s an extremely good movie and I’m glad I watched it, but once was definitely enough.
Show All 4 Upvotes
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 6 items 3 days ago
Inevitable-Tank3463 reply
I did homecare for a woman. She wasn't disabled, just really fat and lazy. She peed in a bed pan so she wouldn't have to get up, was just the epitome of disgusting. She has a cat, very sweet, no name. I saw cockroaches in it's food dish. It was wet food, and crusted over, it was old and disgusting. I took the cat the next time i was there. When I went back, she asked if I'd let the cat out, as he went outside occasionally. I said nope must have been someone else. She wasn't concerned at all. She just wanted her damn fried chicken. I'll never forget that cat, seemed so grateful for his escape.whatintheactualfeth reply
Went to a new friends house for the first time when I was in the 6th(?) grade. We walked through the front door. Friend: Mom! We're home! Mom comes around a corner: Oh my god! It's so great to finally meet you! Friend talks about you a lot! (Gives me a hug) How are you!? Me: ^I'm ^fine. Mom: Are you hungry? I was about to make us a snack. Dad! Come meet Friend's friend! Dad comes around another corner: Hey kiddo! It's good to meet you. (Shakes my hand) If you guys are good, I'll take you guys to Fun Place later and we'll get some pizza. (Kisses Mom) I'll be in the garage. (Smacks Mom's butt) Mom: (giggles) You guys go play in your room. I'll bring you something to eat. I was stunned. They were nice to me AND each other! I mentioned it to my friend later, and he apologized because they "were so embarrassing". My parents weren't in a room together without at least insulting each other. I really hope Friend's parents are still married and insanely happy. Edit: Since this kinda blew up. They were really the nicest couple. They really loved each other and my friend, from what I saw. I hung out there for a bit, but I ended up moving (again) about a year later. We indeed went for pizza that night, and his mom made a really big breakfast the next morning. The blueberry cake thing she made still lingers in my dreams. They are the couple that I've most tried to emulate in my marriage of nearly 30 years. It really does help to have the right partner, but it is definitely worth the effort.Show All 6 Upvotes
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago
Show All 4 Upvotes
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on a post 4 days ago
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago
Show All 4 Upvotes
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago
EgotisticalTL reply
(Young, slightly-built woman single-handedly beats up a squad of muscle-bound marines.) "I had three brothers.".Genius-Cooking-Hacks
I save all the scraps of my vegetables — onions, garlic, bell peppers, carrots, celery, herb stems, tomatoes, mushrooms — and collect them in a freezer bag and when it’s full I turn it into stock and then use that stock to replace the water while cooking rice, quinoa, lentils, etc.EgotisticalTL reply
(Young, slightly-built woman single-handedly beats up a squad of muscle-bound marines.) "I had three brothers.".Genius-Cooking-Hacks
I save all the scraps of my vegetables — onions, garlic, bell peppers, carrots, celery, herb stems, tomatoes, mushrooms — and collect them in a freezer bag and when it’s full I turn it into stock and then use that stock to replace the water while cooking rice, quinoa, lentils, etc.Genius-Cooking-Hacks
I worked at Jimmy John's for a while and they had us use a little soy sauce in the tuna salad. I've been making it that way ever since (10 years)Genius-Cooking-Hacks
When water is called for in a recipe, I use chicken broth instead. It has never not been way better.Show All 8 Upvotes
Brandon Collinsworth • submitted a new post 2 years ago
Brandon Collinsworth • submitted 20 list additions 2 years ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on 2 posts 21 hours ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on a post 4 days ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on a post 2 weeks ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago
Brandon Collinsworth • commented on 7 posts 2 months ago
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 13 items 17 hours ago
EntityManiac reply
Used to work in a computer store, someone asked me once if a mouse mat would work with Windows 7. I worry about some people on this planet..ladderboy124 reply
Probably Event Horizon.doomonyou1999:
I still have nightmares related to this film.
Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago
EgotisticalTL reply
(Young, slightly-built woman single-handedly beats up a squad of muscle-bound marines.) "I had three brothers.".Inevitable-Tank3463 reply
I did homecare for a woman. She wasn't disabled, just really fat and lazy. She peed in a bed pan so she wouldn't have to get up, was just the epitome of disgusting. She has a cat, very sweet, no name. I saw cockroaches in it's food dish. It was wet food, and crusted over, it was old and disgusting. I took the cat the next time i was there. When I went back, she asked if I'd let the cat out, as he went outside occasionally. I said nope must have been someone else. She wasn't concerned at all. She just wanted her damn fried chicken. I'll never forget that cat, seemed so grateful for his escape.whatintheactualfeth reply
Went to a new friends house for the first time when I was in the 6th(?) grade. We walked through the front door. Friend: Mom! We're home! Mom comes around a corner: Oh my god! It's so great to finally meet you! Friend talks about you a lot! (Gives me a hug) How are you!? Me: ^I'm ^fine. Mom: Are you hungry? I was about to make us a snack. Dad! Come meet Friend's friend! Dad comes around another corner: Hey kiddo! It's good to meet you. (Shakes my hand) If you guys are good, I'll take you guys to Fun Place later and we'll get some pizza. (Kisses Mom) I'll be in the garage. (Smacks Mom's butt) Mom: (giggles) You guys go play in your room. I'll bring you something to eat. I was stunned. They were nice to me AND each other! I mentioned it to my friend later, and he apologized because they "were so embarrassing". My parents weren't in a room together without at least insulting each other. I really hope Friend's parents are still married and insanely happy. Edit: Since this kinda blew up. They were really the nicest couple. They really loved each other and my friend, from what I saw. I hung out there for a bit, but I ended up moving (again) about a year later. We indeed went for pizza that night, and his mom made a really big breakfast the next morning. The blueberry cake thing she made still lingers in my dreams. They are the couple that I've most tried to emulate in my marriage of nearly 30 years. It really does help to have the right partner, but it is definitely worth the effort. Brandon Collinsworth • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago
Brandon Collinsworth • 71 followers