70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True
InterviewWe all know that we can’t trust everything we see on the internet. People have been known to exaggerate their experiences online just for clicks. And considering how rapidly AI technology has advanced, we should even be skeptical of videos that we see.
But taking things with a grain of salt doesn’t mean that we have to assume everything is a lie. After all, reality is often stranger than fiction! One community that knows this all too well is Nothing Ever Happens on Reddit. This group is dedicated to sharing posts from people who attempted to call out liars online. But actually, these stories are true! Enjoy scrolling through these amusing coincidences and fun anecdotes, and be sure to upvote the ones that you wouldn’t doubt for a second.
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Seems Reasonable?
FFS, banning books is never the answer. Place stickers in the front warning readers that there’s a racist comment on page 76 or whatever, so they learn to spot stuff while they’re reading it (and can choose if they’re not in the head space to deal with it right then)
Exactly. Only books that should be banned are things like the Anarchists Cookbook. But even then, the information books like that contain should not be banned.
Load More Replies...How does a country that talks a lot about free speech rationalise banning books?
Because these people believe free speech means "I get to say what I want and nobody else gets to say anything". These aren't clever people.
Load More Replies...When I was in high school, the voting age was dropped to 18. A few seniors ran for school board, and at least one was elected. The first matter was the dress code, particularly the ban on girls wearing trousers, in Minnesota winters. With the help of Child Protection, which went on record that sending children out to play in shorts was cause for investigation, the dress code was reduced to health and safety requirements, as all dress codes should be. May and September can be very hot Minnesota, and even now, many schools lack AC, so wearing shorts is reasonable.
Of Course you haven't heard back! Two hundred books in a few weeks? These mouth breathers can't read *one* book in a few *months*!
"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourselves should try READING books instead of burning them."
This has been repeated many times and attributed to different people - I'm pretty sure it wasn't a kid that actually said this.
I'm gonna guess you forgot that high school students are still kids. Any one of my students could and would have said this
Load More Replies...He's right, the idiot probably wanted them banned due to race and name.
To find out more about the Nothing Ever Happens subreddit, we got in touch with one of the group's moderators, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda.
"The subreddit was created in direct response to r/thatHappened because of how often users would post stories there that were totally plausible or even verifiably true," the mod shared. "As for who created it, I’m not entirely sure. There was some confusing drama a while ago with the head mod."
"Other than that complicated week or so, it’s pretty quiet," they continued. "It’s been strange watching the sub blow up, as it was around 50k or so when I joined. Especially now, with few active mods, a bigger community means we deal with more spammers. The biggest problem we have is people spamming the 'nothing ever happens' chudjack memes, which have no relation to this sub and are connected to the /pol/ board on 4chan. Repost bots are the next biggest problem, but both have been manageable as of late."
Because People Can't Be Friendly Towards Each Other
I'm Jewish. It doesn't offend me in the least if someone says Merry Christmas to me. Or greetings for any holiday. And I frequently say Merry Christmas. Except to my anti-semitic neighbor, to whom I always say Happy Hanukkah.
I know plenty of Muslim, Sikh, Hindu etc people who not only have no problem saying Merry Christmas, but also celebrate it themselves. Christmas is unavoidable when you live in a western country which has a Christian heritage (UK) so have taken the "if you can't beat them, join them" attitude. Likewise it's fairly common to see Happy Eid/Diwali cards and signs in the UK.
One of my Sikh colleagues did Christmas with her kids. One day her two older boys told the six-year-old that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Pragmatic little sh*t said "I don't care, as long as I still get presents."
Load More Replies...One time a cashier with a hijab sneezed and I said "Bless you" and then wondered if I should follow that up by explaining I meant that in a non religious way and then realized she wasn't thinking about this at all and didn't care.
I don't get that idea saying 'bless you' is tied to any specific religion. It's not. Pagans will even say "Blessed be".
Load More Replies...As a lifelong atheist, I’ve assumed from my youngest memories that all religious holidays are just excuses for family gatherings, so whenever I wish someone a Happy (Whatever), I’m actually wishing them a happy family dinner (without lying).
I had to speak to someone recently at a company I phoned and he said, “I’m sorry if this is an offensive question but can I ask when your birthday is.” Apparently the lady before me got upset by the question, refused to tell him and he couldn’t help her. Odd.
Happens frequently at pharmacies, too, because certain meds work differently with age.
Load More Replies...The only people who have ever wished me Happy Holidays or anything like that are white people with a Christian background. Jews, Muslims and other non-Christians have no problems with ‘Merry Christmas’. To me ‘Happy Holidays’ is the offending phrase.
In that case, Happy Holidays. From an atheist who thinks that the best reason to say "Happy holidays" besides not knowing which holiday somebody celebrates is knowing they're offended if you say "Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas'.
Load More Replies...Exchanges like this really do happen. In Catholic high-school I was asked to be cantor for mass. I'm not religious, but have a great voice and had been taught all the songs. It was my first mass ever, and I was terrified to get up on the stage/pulpit/place where priests do their thing? The priest saw my fear and took me aside to ask what was wrong. "I'm an atheist, and have never done this before." His reply "Don't worry. I'll hold your hand. God loves you all the same, and they don't have to know." He did. It was awesome. Father O'Brian was a great dude.
People like this are the religious (and profane as well) leaders we *need*. But oh well, I guess those we have are those we *earned*.
Load More Replies...If you say Happy Diwali to an Indian they light up. There's nothing offensive about recognizing another culture's religion and traditions.
"As for content moderation, I’m very hands off," the moderator told Bored Panda. "I think over moderation can quickly ruin a sub, plus this sub is very subjective in nature. People frequently post things I think are fake, but it’d really ruin the fun for everyone if I curated the sub to my own personal belief/disbelief."
"More importantly though, it’d just be way too much work. This is not a paid job, and I’m honestly confused how I ended up in charge of such a big sub," the user continued. "Removing a post or comment is effort that I just don’t care to make unless something is really bad. If someone’s just being a jerk, I usually give a 1-3 day ban. Once you start getting into straight up bigotry, it’s a permaban."
People Own Animals, Its Not Uncommon
Gonna post a picture of my cat in the replies, just because he's adorable
Hi Charlie and Lukas, it won't let me reply to you because you put an image in your comment, but I was wondering how you were able to put a photo in your comments. I would love to share a photo of my cat (Bean)!
I think you can only upload photos in your comments if you use the app, but you can't if you are using the regular web page.
Load More Replies...Cat sees a human in front of a computer. Cat needs to stand between the computer and the human
I taught via Zoom during the pandemic. My cat was a frequent visitor during my classes.
But the moderator added that they're only able to have such a hands-off approach because the users in this community are generally well behaved. "And engagement on posts is usually pretty low for a sub this large," they noted. "If even 5% of commenters are causing problems, which is a massive overestimate, that’s still only a handful of comments to deal with."
I've Heard 7th Graders Saying Stuff Like This
That kid is going places. If Trump hears about it that place will be a juvenile detention facility.
I've got news for that kid. Less than half of US adults take it seriously enough to even bother.
Well, that's just sad. Countries with mandatory voting can be seen on "world population review". I think what's interesting about this is that it probably makes no difference to the outcome.
Load More Replies...the GOP decided 10 years old was enough to give birth
I’m not sure how old 7th grade is, but 7th years in the UK would be 11-12 and perfectly capable of making that comment.
We don't need to lower the voting age, we need to impose term limits and have a maximum cutoff age for all elected officials. No one over 65 should be allowed to hold political office, and no politician on any level should be allowed to hold a post for more than ten years. Times change quickly, and people do not change quickly enough.
Once you get to 65 you may feel differently about this.
Load More Replies...Finally, we asked the creator why they believe so many people are eager to call out "fake" stories online.
"I think part of the fun of this sub is trying to figure out which reason applies to a given post," they shared. "Some amount of the posts on r/thatHappened I think are just bots and karma farming, which of course, any sub will deal with. Others, I think, are people who just enjoy being contrarian, whether it’s a genuine belief or not."
This Does Actually Exist
Eh? Speech to text? Screen readers? People with impaired vision have been able to use the internet for quite a while
Word. Two jobs ago, I was the SysAdmin / IT Department for a small 'Tiger Team' web development group, part of a much larger company. We developed (and sometimes hosted) web sites and web applications for outfits internal to the company and for external customers. The *BEST* web developer we had, 'Helen', let's call her, was blind. From Birth. Every time we upgraded workstations, I would install 'Jaws' screen reader software for her. Her code was always immaculate, solid as a rock - and impeccably well formatted. I am in awe of this brilliant lady.
Load More Replies...Voice to text on the phone, dumbbunny. Biind people use apps all the time
My cat is very noisy. Either her constant stream-of-consciousness chatter (I wish I could speak cat) or the crashing noises from the stuff she knocks over due to not being blessed with the graceful gene, it's a really *stupid* mouse that gets caught by such a noisy creature.
Back in the olden days in typing class we were taught to type without looking soooo. . .
I am a touch typist, so if I go blind I would be able to type on the keyboard, but, would have to have someone check it as sometimes I might be one space over and it's gibberish lol.
Load More Replies...The weird ableist restrictions people sometimes have is off putting. No mention of a braille keyboard...UM yeah OP is not obligated to tell you the type of keyboard or somehow confirm their disability to have their post considered valid
No obligation to educate others. That said, we TABs (temporarily able-bodied) can do our part. One of my work tasks is to make online courses more accessible; I'm happy to share what I know.
Load More Replies..."Sometimes it seems to be a lack of life experience, that one happens a lot with posts regarding children," the mod continued. "Some people can’t seem to believe that children are capable of anything. Lastly, I think there really is a ton of dishonest content out there. Between skits and ragebait content being framed as genuine, increasingly realistic AI content, misinformation, and propaganda, I don’t think it’s surprising people are so skeptical. Some people have certainly overcorrected, but I think their responses are understandable, even if flawed."
Found On Facebook, I Feel Like This Is 100% Plausible
Bigotry is taught; empathy is natural to all but a tiny percentage of the population.
Load More Replies...I like that he retries the question gender-corrected and is totally unfazed by the situation.
Kids are remarkably savage about dating. I had to rescue a student teacher when the class discussion somehow veered into why she didn't have a date and gay or not it was unacceptable at her age to be single with no prospects. It's both cute and terrifying.
Load More Replies..."No, I've never been married. I've always been happy." - Sally Rogers, "The D**k Van D**e Show"
This is about as clear a case as you can get for the censor having no sense of context.
Load More Replies...When my kid was about 4/5 years old, my parents were going to the wedding of a same s*x couple. When I explained to my kiddo that sometimes men love each other or women love each other and they sometimes get married. After thinking about it for a minute, she said "so if 2 women love each other and get married, they could both be pregnant".
Welllll, could be. But just as in the above scenario, we ain't gonna ask.
Load More Replies...I Can See This Happening. Why Even Lie About It?
1-2 cups of coffee a day are safe during pregnancy. Like most things, you don't know what hey have done for the rest of the day and it's not your business.
It's not proven that the safe amount of caffeine is any lower during a healthy pregnancy than at any other time, but it's always advised to err on the side of caution anyway because there is no benefit to having that third cup of coffee that outweighs the risk, even if the risk is minimal.
Load More Replies...I never EVER talk about someone being pregnant. I've had people I've known for a long time who were obviously in the early stages of pregnancy, but never said a word (except to my wife) until they themselves mentioned it.
Good on you. Some couples prefer to keep it to themselves until they are past the high risk of miscarriage stage, or they're waiting for the right time to announce it their way.
Load More Replies...I’ve been mistaken for pregnant more than once - it’s not fun or flattering. And I spent half a high school reunion defending a “popular” girl I never even particularly cared for while everyone gossiped about her for drinking. She had the baby a month prior and her belly hasn’t gone down yet.
Makes no sense because there are things which are generally super bad in that situation like drinking alcohol, smoking or doing d***s. If you see that behavior you should definitely call it out. Which is true for anything that is harmful for a human being. If you see some people beat someone up you should also try to help, at minimum by calling police/ambulance whatever if you can't step in your self. Or is that also a case of "you should shut the f up when it's not your face?"
Load More Replies...If coffee keeps you awake, then you shouldn't be drinking it before the baby arrives. Because you certainly won't be getting any sleep afterward.
Coffee doesn't affect everyone the same way. For me, I can take a nap after a cup of coffee.
Load More Replies...If I managed that branch I would definitely want to know if a member of staff was giving out unsolicited advice like that. Report it to the manager.
It was another customer who made that comment, not a staff member.
Load More Replies...Now, you might consider yourself to be an honest boy scout who would never tell a fib. But the truth is that most people lie, at least some of the time. According to a study from the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse, three-quarters of people keep their lies to a minimum, between zero and two each day. But the top 1% of liars are dishonest about 17 times on any given day.
Of course, people often find ways to justify their lies too. The most common reasons cited for lying were to avoid others, as a joke or prank, to protect one’s self, to impress someone else, to protect another person, for personal gain, or to benefit someone else. And supposedly, 90% of lies told are little white lies.
Apparently Nobody Says Awkward Stuff By Accident At Family Gatherings
😂😂😂😂omfg this is bloody awesome , my son is bi ,he had no issues telling me at 14 , (I’m also bi ) n litterally have zero issues with it long as my kids are safe happy n loved by who ever they choose to be with ,who freaking cares if that might be a man or a woman ,n apparently in this day n age , anything in between the two , PARENTS etc human up ,all as matters is your children growing up feeling safe loved able to talk about anything , so become decent adults who love who they love and again are happy and safe n still loved ITS ALL WE NEED , no bloody judgements , this lads reply is pure class ❤️
Benny Johnson, a prominent Trump ally and self-described Christian (he gave a speech at that Charlie Kirk MAGAthon/funeral) recently criticized the website of the Military Times for having an ad for a gay cruise (with a screenshot). Thing is, the Military Times uses targeted ads based on your Google search history. So, Benny essentially came out.
Grindr went down during the Charlie Kirk Memorial. It regularly has issues during the RNC too
Load More Replies...I'm not worried about going to Hell because I believe that sooner or later God will be so tired of the pious hateful fools in Heaven that He will join us down below of His own accord.
Well at least it was funny and maybe they could play it off if they weren't ready to come out??
Load More Replies...Almost accidentally came out to my aunt because she was saying transphobic s**t
Husbands Aren’t Concerned About Their Wives
She divorced her first husband, the bus driver, after he told her he was "picking up some children."
Load More Replies...Aww. I'd probably have the same visceral reaction, before remembering SO worked in a hospital.
That's why there's a difference between "at the hospital" and "in hospital".👩⚕️
There's a difference in English, but no difference in many other languages. Amazing fact: English is not everybody's mother tongue.
Load More Replies...I once texted a friend that I was in ICU (Intensive Care Unit) and that I'd text later. I'm a medical librarian and I was in ICU rounds with the residents and attending physician.
Load More Replies...Similar thing happened to me. We were visiting my niece and she was picking us up after her surgery I was concerned for a minute before I remembered she's a surgeon.
Apparently, you can’t trust anyone nowadays. Because over half of the survey participants admitted that they lie to their friends, and over one-fifth say they lie to family members. 11% are guilty of lying to classmates or colleagues, and nearly 9% will lie to complete strangers. 8.5% also admit that they’ve lied to acquaintances. But we can’t really judge them. Hasn’t everyone claimed to be sick when they didn’t feel up to hanging out or needed a day off from work?
Fun Fact: Chris Evans's Dad Is A Dentist, He Even Still Practices
Chris Evans's father is Dr. G. Robert "Bob" Evans, a retired dentist who practiced in the Boston area. He graduated from Tufts University with a Doctorate of Medical Dentistry (D.M.D.) in 1978 and his practice focused on holistic and biological dentistry.
I love the way he says, "...is in that movie..." like he's some sort of extra or has a bit part, rather than being the titular star of the movie.
Load More Replies...Have you never watched an older movie on video? He didn't have to see it when it first came out...
Load More Replies...Pregnant Women Are Not Allowed To Speak
Female scientists are working on it. Unfortunately the science news I read requires a sub, and I cant share the articles
Load More Replies...This becomes more plausible once you realize that "up there" is referring to the counter.
My sister and several friends of mine have kids, by choice, but that did not mean any of them enjoyed being pregnant. In fact most of them hated it.
Which is exactly why no one should be forced to continue to be pregnant.
Load More Replies...Why is some creepy cashier assuming she's having her period right then and commenting on it?
Kids Can't Understand When A Parent Is Stressed And Express Love
I am disabled and have been sick a lot this year, so I haven't seen my granddaughter as much this year and even missed her birthday (4) because I was self-isolating (c-diff took me out for almost two months). She came over and I was finally downstairs and we hung out for several hours. When her mom came to pick her up, as she was leaving, she invited me to her birthday party (next year).
Oh I hope you're well enough to go to her party and it's the best birthday party ever.
Load More Replies...❤️from one lone mother to another op YOU GOT THIS GIRL your doing brilliantly ❤️n he’s a lovely lad to x
Depends on the age of the son. My teenage son would not care about love on his sandwich, he wants FOOD.
Sorry but I can't get over that she gave him lunchables in the first place 🤮
I make homemade lunchables for myself and they’re much better than the real thing
When it comes to lying on the internet specifically, research published in Computers in Human Behavior found that nearly a third of people are always honest on social media.
"It's a lot harder to lie about your gender or your age, for example, when you have pictures of yourself, pictures of your family, and most importantly, shared acquaintances,” one of the study’s authors, Michelle Drouin, explained. On the other hand, people were less likely to tell the full truth on dating apps and anonymous chat sites.
Almost This Exact Thing Has Happened To Me.?
Absolutely! When I was young and struggling, it wasn't unusual to be short on reaching a cashier. Occasionally people would just accept what I had, especially if they were young too. (before debit cards)
Load More Replies...Cashier for eighteen years here; I rarely tell anyone but I reach into my purse a lot when someone is in a pinch. I can't stand to see someone go hungry.
Load More Replies...Clerk probably would've bagged a few other things as well.
Load More Replies...A credit card can be declined for all sorts of reasons, but if you've reached your credit limit you can't argue with the computer that does the math.
[pulls out phone] [starts bank app] [menu - payment methods - cards] [transaction limit] [draggy-draggy] [enter super secret code to make it stick] [retry purchase] :) I have, of course, never needed to use it because my purchasing limit is something like €2,000 in any 30 day period and that's slightly more than I'm paid each month so...
Load More Replies...12 Year Olds Are Incapable Of Making Clever Jokes
That is WELL within a 12yo's ability. Especially if he has reasonable parents.
Should be hilarious to anyone, but only scary to half the audience.
Load More Replies...This is very old lol but given a lot of 12 yr olds would totally come out with this
15 Year Olds Are Never Creative
Nah, you know what? I believe this. There are a ton of kind, gentle 15 year old boys that would do this if the idea came to them. Get thee behind me, cynicism.
Presumably that's the Supreme Headquarters, Espionage International and Law-Enforcement Division, rather than SHIELD?
Apparently, our own behavior also impacts how we view other people’s behavior online. For example, if you always tell the truth on social media and dating apps, you’re more likely to assume that others will do the same. But if you tend to fabricate stories or stretch the truth, you’ll be skeptical of what others tell you. And the most common thing that people lie about is their appearance. But this isn’t surprising, as a whopping 90% of people surveyed said they expect others to lie about how they look.
I Have No Words For This
Maybe the doubter doesn't know how moons and cameras work. There ARE still people out there who believe that the earth is flat and that vaccines cause autism.
The earth is autism and vaccines cause flat
Load More Replies...Isaac Newton told Edmond Halley (the one the comet is named after) that thinking about the theory of the moon's motion made his head ache and kept him awake at night.
However ironic it seems to say this in this thread, I do hope that's true! 😀
Load More Replies...That's a beautiful composition. If it was for sale as a poster, I would buy it.
One of my favourite phenomena, I just love tracking the motion kf the moon every night as it changes phase
Load More Replies...Someone should really try and blow their tiny mind and show the movement of Venus in the night sky as she makes the shape of an almost perfect pentacle over eight years.
Native American Kids Exist???
I have no idea what "3 regions" they are talking about. There are only 14 states that do not have members of federally recognized tribes, but do have state recognized tribes (such as the Lenape in New Jersey and Delaware). There are zero states with no recognized tribes. Alaska has 574.
Easy. The (current) eastern, central, and western US. Although it actually says 3 *of* the major regions, which would work perfectly even if there were 100 major regions.
Load More Replies...He's right, why I keep correcting people who say American is a nation of Immigrants. native Americans are the original peoples and slaves didn't immigrate; they were brought here by force.
This made me cry. I follow a lot of natives on TikTok and I’m happy that this kid had the pride that he did.
No. Central America and South America had their own indigenous people that were very different than Native Americans culturally and historically.
Load More Replies...I had a student who didn't know that native Americans still exist. Granted it was first grade, but I taught about Native Americans all the time after that not just 'Native American month."
The question definitely needs to rephrased. I assume there used to be several regions with large Native American settlements but the question makes it seem that Native Americans were restricted to certain regions and talks about them in the past tense.
Load More Replies...Because People Are Never Forgetful Or Tired After A Long Day
I believe this because approx 3 months ago, my baby, Tiny Bits, was taking a nap. He's old and as I was getting ready to walk out the door I decided he looked so sweet and peaceful, I shouldn't bother him. Got to the vet, walked in, checked in and sat down before I realized what I had done. I'm only 47.
I believe it because I work at the vet and lots of times people come in to pay and pickup their pets but they just pay and start walking out the door. I always say "As much as we have enjoyed Spots company we don't want to keep him!"
Load More Replies...Oh please. How many times have I driven round to our village shop only to realise that the parcel I wanted to post is still by the front door. I can totally see doing this with a dog.
Yup hell I can go upstairs for something ,n ligit forget before I’m three steps up what I’m going up for , n I can even go to say something n instantly bloody forget , ,so bar the fact I don’t drive anymore lol, id I did yup this would be me as well
Load More Replies...I have a list of checkpoints for going to bed, leaving the house (to go to work), and if there's something specific that needs done like mailing a parcel, it will be added to the list. I know I am *very* easily distracted and have the attention span of a dead gnat, so some preparation makes things a lot smoother. I only forget stuff when I "pop into the supermarket" without a list and buy a few things that look interesting and get home before I realise that the thing I actually went in there for........ 🤦♀️
This happens to me when I need to return or exchange something, or when I need to go to the post office to mail something, Half way there and slapping my head,
The reasons that researchers found for lying weren’t exactly shocking either. “They wanted to be cooler. They wanted to be more beautiful. They wanted to be [hotter],” Drouin says, “They wanted to give an appearance of a life that was better than the life that they were leading.”
But some admitted that they simply assumed everyone lies online. “This is the place where lying is standard,” Drouin added.
People Can’t Have Fun At Work
Absolutely believable. Make tedious jobs interesting. For years I actually preferred self check outs because I pack the bags in a certain way. Now my partner does it instead 😘
I switched to self-checkout after the time I bought tomatoes and bread and arrived home with marinara and communion wafers.
Load More Replies...My local grocery store, part of a very large chain, hires, (jeez, what's the correct PC word for Down Syndrome people these days) as baggers and cart fetchers. They are very conscientious about bagging things carefully and take pride in doing it right. And they remember everyone who was ever nice or polite to them.
I had the position at Nestle Waters as a raw material handler. Essentially a receiving clerk who also fed the production lines. When I left, I was told people were very unhappy as I did a LOT of 'little stuff' to make their jobs easier. Highest compliment I ever received.
That's how I'd pack. What's the point of buying bread if you're going to stick five bottles of milk on top, or whatever? It's a lesson a certain internet-shopping-place-beginning-with-an-A could do with learning.
A skilled bagger is a precious person to know. My wife, who bagged groceries in her youth, is (silently) quite critical of most baggers we encounter; I hear about it later 😂
My mum is usually unbiased about everything, but for some reason she struggles to believe the male checkout staff will pack the bags right, despite them getting the same training as the females.
Unless I'm buying a major load, I use the self checkout for this very reason.
Couldn’t Possibly Be A Bluff?
What if he was on fire and the grandpa refused to call 911? We can make up a lot of things to make someone look bad. Doesn't make it real.
Load More Replies...Did he also have a marmalade sandwich under his hat? 🐻 (I'm taking up the Dutch tradition of wearing a pancake on my head for St Pancake's Day (29 Nov).)
No One Is Spontaneous Or Fun
I travel solo and I have so many goofy photos of strangers who I met through various interactions.
Four of us (two couples) went to dinner. As we were leaving, the other couple wanted hugs. Two strangers sitting on a nearby bench asked if they could have hugs, too. Lots of hugs were given out and received that day.
Still not enough hugs. More hugs for everyone (unless they say no, bodily autonomy and all.)
Load More Replies...I live in Oakland, California, where the Hells Angels were formed in their headquarters are here. I pull into this ice cream place and right next to me is a hell angel with a helmet on. When he took his helmet off, I said so we’re wearing helmets now? And he said I had to buy my buddy ice cream on his birthday. Times have sure changed I guess for the better.❤️
I got married on the beach in San Diego. It was spontaneous (we'd had the license for a while, but hadn't really planned anything yet) and we asked a couple of hardcore looking bikers to be our witnesses. Made for VERY interesting photos, and they were absolute sweethearts.
If something crazy happens to you, your first impulse might be to tweet about it or share a video on TikTok detailing your experience. But you have to understand that not everyone will take your word as gospel. Is it worth the risk of being called a liar, even if you’re telling the truth? You might want to have some receipts to back up your story. And if anyone calls you out, well, you can call them out right back in the Nothing Ever Happens group.
Autism Prevents You From Being Funny
I took my Autistic child to get their hpv vaccine, the nurse wasn't impressed with them calling it an autism top up/
That nurse has no sense of humor, and your kid is hilarious!
Load More Replies...As an autistic person who has FREQUENTLY made that joke I see nothing unbelievable about this.
Proposition: When you see an RFK Jr joke, comment "I'm gonna need extra tylenol for THAT headache"
Load More Replies...Apparently someone is assuming that all autistic people are nonverbal or some such. SOME of us are highly functional and actually have a sense of humor...
During the pandemic my sister and her friends were sending this meme and making similar comments every time the vaccine was mentioned, because they all have autism.
Why would someone find this hard to believe? My daughter is autistic, lives alone in her own apartment, has a Masters degree, and works a full-time, high stress job. She would absolutely say something like this ... and has made jokes about how much Tylenol I must have taken when I was pregnant!
I had an autistic friend who would've found this absolutely hilarious.
I know someone with Asperger’s who almost everyone ignores because he mumbles a lot, but easily half the time he’s making jokes.
I'm autistic. Got my flu shot done and dramatically yelled "OH NO NOW I HAVE SUPER AUTISM!"
This Person Has Clearly Never Met Drunk Girls In The Bathroom
Now this I have no trouble believing. We have ALL been the "bathroom girl without a specific needed accessory" before who was rescued by someone who had what we needed, and they made our lives so much better that a wedding invitation would not be out of the question.
If we could just make the entire world like a womens bathroom in a club after midnight them the world would be a better place.
Load More Replies...I accidentally invited Hayley Westenra to my wedding. At a meet and greet after her performance, I said I would have loved to hear her sing Amazing Grace at my wedding, thinking it was an impossible dream and something that was never likely to happen, and she actually seriously considered it! Didn't happen, but it would have been fantastic if she had. LOL
We were sitting in our car watching the lovely water view. A drunk girl came and started talking to us. She was very nice. She gave us a bottle of juice. Kept on talking for a while. She said she was really thirsty so we offered her some juice. She said yes please. Are you sure? We said absolutely ok. So we handed her the juice she had previously given us. lol
2 of my friends i met in a loo line - yep, i have no problem believing this 😂
Was at Mardi Gras and a very drunk lesbian had cut herself. I always carry bandaids so I helped her out and instantly became BFFS with her and her girlfriend. It was adorable.
A Boy Doing Something To Keep A Girl? Impossible!!
I started listening to Celtic traditional music because my wife mentioned that she liked it (before we started dating). I just did it so she might like me. Apparently, it worked...
tf is a white girl Twitter normie? Or is the doubter just being an edgy little b!tch?
I (female) shared a house with a guy in my graduate program. When I went to his wedding a couple of years later to the hottest girl from the same program she personally thanked me for civilizing him in matters on making coffee, cleaning, and cooking.
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Someone Clearly Doesn’t Have Kids
A 2yo can be almost three and yes, kiddie cutlery can cut grapes and tomatoes if you teach them to saw rather than squish. And as the mom of a very picky eater this story could have happened at our house. People will always tell you to "let the kid help choose and prepare" which she loves to do but no way will she eat it then.
One year the day after boxing day I was hungover. Got my 20 month old out the stuff to make sandwiches for lunch and she made me and he sandwiches. They were ripped to shreds but there was butter, mustard, ham and salad on them kind of.
Load More Replies...My 2 and a half year old grand daughter told me she 'wasses oog begooey' I told her, 'Yeah, that's about right' and she nodded sagely to me in agreement
It depends how close to 3 the two year old Is. My daughter loved scanning items at self. Checkout and cutting food, a few months before her 3rd Birthday, but she especially enjoys refusing meals unless we bake cookies. 🤦♀️
Depend on how fine the line between "cut" and "squished" is 😉
Load More Replies...People Never Have Vivid, Funny Dreams
Of course we do. My Mom was amused when I told her that I had dreamed she bought out the Post office for her own schemes.
Dreams can be totally weird, so this is super believable. I once dreamed that I had a job pushing the hands around on a clock face. I got moved from the hour hand to the second hand and had to ask to be moved back to the hour hand because I'm disabled and can't move fast enough for the second hand... (You can probably tell I'd been stressing about disability adjustments in real life around the time of that dream)
Some of the dreams I have would make the Carry On films feel like Shakespeare.
I will end up on this subreddit when I say that I had a dream where a bunch of stationaries and an illuminati triangle were trying to k**l each other.
High School Boys Are Never Unsupportive Of Women’s Ambitions
Similar story but it was with my dad who promptly spat at it, called me too stupid to do it and now I’m here having failed every test I’ve taken this year and he has the audacity to tell me to dream big 🙄
I wish you luck and the focus to study hard. Do you have tutors at your school? You'll never meet me, but know I'm pulling for you. And the rest of the Pandas(at least the good ones) are, too.
Load More Replies...Kudos to her for her skill, intelligence and determination! We need all the people like that - regardless of gender, skin color, religious affiliation, or s3xual orientation - we can get. Pity she doesn't have a better project to work on than SLS.
We need more women in STEM. My granddaughter will be getting her ASE Certification this month and her Associates in Business Management in January. She and 3 other girl friends already have the financial backing to open a "woman friendly" automotive repair business. I could not be prouder.
I Don’t See What’s So Unrealistic About This
And the kid certainly doesn't know why we make a winding motion to indicate opening a car window, either. Stranger, this particular meme itself is old .... 😕 Cripes, I remember when floppy disks were actually floppy!
Totally plausible. I have personally had to teach junior doctors how to use a tape dictaphone, including the fact you have put a tape in. The technology has moved so fast, all the stuff from when I was a kid is generations of obsolence removed from kids' experience today. And that's not a criticism; not many kids when I was small could have worked a reel-to-reel tape recorder. You can't blame children for not knowing technology that nobody's used the entire time they've been alive.
This goes back *a few* years, but a fellow's daughter came home all excited "Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings!?"
Actually, that was me and my son. He was in second grade so this would have been just after Live and Let Die came out.
Load More Replies...Also the RECORD icon is a cassette tape. Some graphic design software uses a quill and inkwell for color and text…at least I am not that old.
I’ve seen this several times and still don’t believe that a child said ‘oh, you’ve 3D printed the ‘Save’ icon'
Depending on the age of the OP, a "kid" could have been 17.
Load More Replies...Title
Oh, hey, there are a lot more reasons why you won't want to grow up. Believe me.
Growing up is optional; it's growing old that's mandatory.
Load More Replies...What Is So Unbelievable About This?
Possible. Unlikely, but possible. They're not immediately obvious on our avo trees at home, so unless you look closely, you might miss them. Oranges, though, they're obviously there!
One thing I DO miss about living in Fla. We had a Valencia orange tree in the back yard of the house we rented. Fresh squeezed every morning in season.
Load More Replies...this one is pretty easy to believe, especially since it is similar to what happened to me. i had only ever seen avocado trees on farms before, so i always thought that they grew like an orange tree, about 10 feet tall. turns out wild avocado trees are much larger. i had no idea the 65 foot tall tree in my backyard was an avocado tree until i would hear loud thuds on the roof at night and what sounded like something running down the roof and jumping into the yard. turns out it was over ripe, 2 pound avocados dropping onto and rolling off my roof. took a good 6 months for me to understand what was going on because whenever id go look for the source of the noise all the avocado guts would be already eaten by the squirrels in the yard. so i would find these weird wood balls on the ground, turns out they were huge avocado pits. i now have 6 avo trees in the yard.
Avocados will be worth a lot in the near future.
Load More Replies...The wife and I just found out yesterday we have an olive tree... Been pruning it before the fruit came in... Sometimes slacking off gives you a welcomed surprise... Now we're trying to figure out if they are safe to eat XD
Only if you go through the trouble cooking and brining them. It's a long process.
Load More Replies...My friend assumed the citrus fruits on a tree in her yard were decorative, letting them fall, raking them away and being sad that they're inedible. Nope, perfectly sweet little citrus fruits. Some people just need practical advice.
I bought my house from the bank after the housing crash; the bank didn’t really need to market it and the previous owners had moved to another state. I didn’t know why I kept finding these tiny avocados for several months until I finally got around to hiring tree trimmers.
I could believe my ex husband would do this. Completely oblivious to everything around him.
I kept finding sandwiches on our lawn. It turns out it was seagulls stealing them from a local café and dropping them. For a short time we thought we had an infestation of teddy bears.
Have We Forgotten Our Neighbors In Need?
Thank goodness you posted about it otherwise no one would know about this good deed….
Awareness can create involvement. Mentioning a positive deed isn't the same as filming homeless people for clicks.
Load More Replies...Wonders if this is in wales ,cos us Welsh people use babe A LOT , random people or not ,
Load More Replies...So what do you think is impropbable? That homeless people don't like being filmed as a performative for likes? That a person might feed the homeless and not film it? That someone who regularly helps the homeless might want to draw attention to the issue of using " help" to make content? Because I don't think anything on this list is unlikely.
Load More Replies...Because Kids Can't Be Nice, I Guess?
I had a 7 year old comforting me the other day after I lost it at others who just would not listen. This doesn't seem that far fetched.
When my youngest niece was seven, I had some bad s**t happen to me. I was telling her mom about it, and my niece takes my hands in hers, looks up at me with the most serious and loving expression, and just holds them firmly. Man I cried on that second grader so hard. She's 12 now and a fantastic human.
Load More Replies...I believe it. I was staying at a friend's house and her husband was being an a*s about the dinner I made. Their young kid shoveled in a forkful and said "Well, I think it's GREAT! Can I have more?"
Right, Because No One Is Nice Ever
True. I'm in my 40's and although I no longer allow them to take up space in my brain, I can still remember my bullies vividly. I'm sure that will never change.
My husband is now in his 40's and still remembers every moment. But he got ultimate revenge at the reunion I demanded we attend, I used to be a model and a fire performer. But to this day, I'm the one that got lucky. He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. It was just icing on the cake seeing the look on their faces.
Load More Replies...I have a slightly opposite story: the jock who always seemed to be scowling when he walked in the calculus class told me at our 20th reunion that that was the year he’d decided to really focus on his studies, and that calculus was the class where he felt safest because we all just let him be. He became an engineer.
How is this fake?? I’m 39 and LAST YEAR I had a guy from GRADE 7, THE LAST YEAR OF PRIMARY SCHOOL all the way back in 1999 😬 contact me on FB and he said he always remembered me and thanked me for being the only person who was always nice to him, argued with the bullies for him and always his friend… I’m a girl and this kid was about the size of an 18 year old by the time we hit grade 5, but unfortunately wasn’t very smart. Lovely guy though. ——— I didn’t run in any groups, I was friends with everyone in primary school and then in high school stuck with certain people until we got our little clique together. Unfortunately, my group turned out to be the biggest arseholes in senior years (NOT ME!!), there were 2 girls who bullied everyone because they thought they were top shít, so when they picked on someone, i started on THEM in front of the person. Bítches.
I truly believe that this poor soul, the one running the reddit act. does indeed believe that no one is ever actually kind.
I ran into a girl I went to 8th grade with decades later at a coffee house. She said that she'd always wanted to thank me for being nice to her back then, and I felt awful just because I hadn't been mean to her.
Because People Never End Up Separated On A Flight, Right?
You're I am willing to trade you jerky for some chocolate.🍫🍫🍫
Load More Replies...I mean, maybe the OP exaggerated the wedding thing, but I've known extroverts who were exactly this extroverted.
My mom is like that. S**t, she'd be helping plan the bridal shower by the halfway point of the flight!
Load More Replies...It's me. Hi. I'm the problem it's me. Yup I have actually been invited to a random person on the plane next to me's wedding. Seriously. Also it wasn't beef jerky it was homemade cheese straws. And my husband didn't apologize to the strangers he hid behind a book and headphones the whole way.
This Planet Has Not, And Will Never Experience Anyone Sleep Talking
The doubter has probably never been married. Mr. Multa Nocte has the damnedest dreams sometimes and will occasionally call out in his sleep about some pretty funny things.
or anyone to live with. I had 3 flatmates in a tiny 2 room flat, we shared 2 double bed/mattress, (all girls) and my mattress mate was a sleepwalker/talker. She sat up, pull of my covers and said we will gonna sell the flat (she was the owner) in the middle of the night. Another time she talked about the red eyed turtules, and went down from the gallery, to check to red eyed turtles...
Load More Replies...I F77 is sitting in my living room reading this at 1:15 am. My poor DH M87 is asleep in bed. I have had TWO (2) screaming out load night terrors tonight. Lifelong history of crazy dreams shouting crying and saying strange things in the middle of the night. I once explained my panic: “a wolf is eating my toes”. I do not drink or take recreational dr*gs.
" I do not drink or take recreational dr*gs." - well, there's your problem right there .../jk
Load More Replies...I (who live alone) actually woke myself up snarking, "That's not how you draw a cartoon hearse!"
Some people really talk in their sleep. A good friend sleeps over every now and then after hangout. PEOPLE, this man talks about everything from shipping prices (he's a shipping merchant), chess and cooking. Last time, I heard him rambling how he's about to "paint all the shrimps pink". Its super rare though, in 15 years maybe 8 times or such.
My wife STILL grudges me after I told her I found out she and my daughter wrecked my truck and were repairing it with bobby pins...in a dream.
My dad got mad at my mom in his sleep because she couldn't find the thing in the bathtub. He has no memory of this event and to this day, we still don't know what he needed from the bathtub.
My family are all sleep-talkers. I have a funny story about being woken up by one of them when we were all in a tent in a campground
I'm a sleep talker and when I was still working in a grocery store, I once dreamt that a customer asked me for kimchi schnapps, which, spoiler alert dear reader, DOES NOT EXIST! I was so stunned by that request IN MY DREAM that I repeated it questioningly OUT LOUD. Which woke up my then-gf (who is of korean descent, btw) and myself (who hails from the land of schnapps) and made us laugh so hard that we couldn't go back to sleep for several minutes. Edit: missing word added
I apparently pulled the memory foam pillow out from under my wife's head and proceeded to smack her in the face with it saying "It's a bear!" and then went back to sleep. I keep telling her "We haven't been attacked by bears...they're afraid of me"
Do NOT tell your marriage counsellor about this! 8`-)
Load More Replies...One Of The Most Believable Ones I’ve Seen Recently
My son is 7. This is well within the realm of possibility of something he'd say.
🎶🎵 "When I fall in love / It will be for pancakes / Or I'll never fall in love / ..." 🎵🎶
Theres No Way Someone Commented On Instagram!
I've seen this one doing the rounds for years. I wonder how old that 11 year old is now.
How Utterly Impossible! A Funny Moment In A Family?!
It's weird out of all the pixar movies: toys being alive, monsters scaring kids for energy, a world run by sentient cars; i found the one where people have souls and heaven exists to be the least believable.
Because it’s the one they want us to think is the most believable
Load More Replies...But This Is Completely Reasonable
I had my son telling people his route to school was 3miles uphill both ways and in a constant snow storm by the third week at school 😂. Our family is like that
I once had to explain to my son that when I was a kid, we had no idea what the photo we took looked like until we took the film to get developed. We simply had to hope for the best.
Surely she heard that somewhere, kids have ears you know, and they remember all sorts of stuff. Crazy!
Because Professors Don’t Give Their Students Nicknames
My oldest's science teacher asked if they preferred their full name or the more common shortened version. Instead of saying "either is fine," they said "I don't care." So the teacher nicknamed my kid "Dinosaur." It stuck, and even at home we call them some version of Dinosaur now.
Always callen ExF's son Little Monster he's about 30 now & looks like Adonis/Apollo/Alexdagrate
Load More Replies...I had a student (7th grader 2002) tell me their preferred name was Mr. Fluffums. Wonder what Mr. Fluffums is doing now 🤔
A guy I worked with asked the co-worker, Henrietta what the shortened version of her name was. She didn't know how to respond, so we all just called her 'Hank'. Same for my daughters friend Francesca...Frank.
On the first day of class, I would tell all my students "If I mispronounce your name or don't call you by the nickname you said you prefer, don't sit there and say to yourself "I'm nothing and no one to him." Instead, sit there and say to yourself 'He's old and stupid' and keep correcting me."
I have a student who insists on being called Frank. His name is not Frank. I call him Frank.
Work ID printed preferred name at the top, met a guy who had KING in all caps. So yah, it happens.
Ok the issue with this is WHAT EXACTLY the prof has a sense of humour 🤷♀️not many have don’t knock it
This would fit perfectly with the senses of humour of some teacher / professor types I have had
Load More Replies...Before retiring, I was a Captain in Fire Rescue Services. My former boss at my P/T job, first met me back then, she has since taken a new position. When they handed me my name badges on my first day, Badge #1; read my actual first name, and underneath where my pronouns are listed, it read "Captain". Badge #2 just read "Captain". We also have two who are "Coach", as one was a Men's Football Coach, and the other was Women's Soccer Coach.
I had a student named Alicia, who as a joke on the first day of school asked me to call her Spock. So she was Spock for the rest of the year.
Because Kids Can’t Come Up With A Game
My students constantly come up with games like this. Ones based on 99 nights in a forest are popular at the moment.
I 100% believe this one. Anyone who doesn't has clearly never met a kid in their life.
Socks
Well, the research does show that as people live together and time goes by their socks do begin to synch up.
While I believe this is highly possible, I'm more concerned with the sharing of socks... Maybe I'm weird, but technically they're underwear and in my mind should not be shared... *Edit: who would have thought that my most controversial post to date would be about how I classify socks XD*
it's feet and the socks are washed. If they are fine with sharing, who cares.
Load More Replies...Easily done if someone gets dressed in darkness, and maybe there were just the 2 pairs of socks clean somewhere.
Because No One Could Possibly Be At The Same Church!
If you've never experienced the difference between a "white" Evangelical church and a "black" Evangelical church, I recommend checking it out. Where white people just sort of stand there looking bored and half-a.ssed singing or listening, at Black churches, it really is like in the movies with the clapping and dancing and "Praise Jesus"-es and "Amen!"s. It's wild. I always enjoyed the one my family used to visit when we passed through Chicago.
I went to a funeral at a "black" church for the mother of a friend. They do them right, at least as compared to the solemn southern Protestant and Catholic funerals I've attended.
Load More Replies...I lived with my best friend's family for a while in jr. high. They were black and wonderful. We went to the AME Baptist Church in South Seattle and I was definitely a drop of milk in the coffee. BUT - I had me a b*tchin' big hat and knew all the songs. I was accepted and loved it.
Because Kids Won’t Misunderstand Anything, Ever
Can Confirm This Does Happen
Well this has happened at my daughter's school. Admittedly, it wasn't a croissant but a pain au chocolat but still, I had to go and tell the teacher I try to make it healthy but I need to pack things she will eat.
There is absolutely nothing unhealthy about a pain au chocolat! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Load More Replies...Not always. My oldest has r******d growth as a result of his picky eating. He just was not getting enough nutrients to grow. We had to find middle grounds in eating what he likes vs healthy foods to get him growing again. Starving because 'you'll eat when you're hungry' did not do a thing for him. He'd happily starve, if it ment that he would not have to eat the things we parents said he should eat.
Load More Replies...Definitely can see this happening. I have her friend whose son is a very picky eater because of sensory issues. The school wouldn’t serve him meals if he didn’t eat the whole thing. She had to get a note from his doctor saying that it is okay just to serve him chips or whatever else he wanted to eat that day because any food is better than no food.
Oof. Not quite the same thing but I had the opposite problem once. I was maybe 8ish and a teacher refused to let me leave the lunch area until I'd eaten my entire lunch. The thing was, my parents were in the process of refinishing the kitchen floor and the acrid chemical smell had gotten into everything, particularly the bread, so my sandwiches were completely inedible and anything else that wasn't sealed was no better. It was awful.
If the school won't allow the child to eat the meal that was packed, then it is the school's responsibility to provide healthy food that the child will eat and at their own expense. This garbage where they won't allow kids to eat what their parents sent with them, but then either make them go hungry or charge the parents for an alternative lunch is insane.
B-But Kids Are Stupid, Right?
I was like this from kindergarten. I hated group projects and always begged to do them by myself.
Doing a group project now (well, procrastinating) and I can’t stand having to rely on people who ultimately never do what they say they will and leave it up to me anyway
Load More Replies...If you’re going to give children group project then you need to build up the skills with them to work together. Just chucking them together and expecting them to teach each other the skills is just ludicrous.
Agreed, but it is possible the teacher was using this as a way to teach group skills and this girl's group members just didn't care.
Load More Replies...Yup. Group projects are best done alone; otherwise there's one that does the work, one that messes everything up, one that questions everything, and two or three who would rather doodle ducks than pay any attention to the project. The only thing group projects are good for is life lessons about how cow-orkers will scrêw you and why you should do your best work by yourself and for yourself.
I did the same thing when I was doing my degree... Only, I would make my group pay me in beer to do the project. It was fantastic!
My son did all of the work on a group project in college. It was obvious he did the work when presenting to an outside panel. He was offered a job.
Nobody Has Ever Enjoyed Teaching And Talked About Loving Their Adorable Students
I just got to pretend to be a farmer while giving out pumpkins to my (teacher) daughter's second grade class. I can attest to the cuteness factor; and I love any teacher who still sees it after a day shepherding these little learners. I've worked hard my whole life--very hard--but teachers work harder every day than the hardest day I've ever worked. Thank you, teachers everywhere.
When I taught, the mornings were my favorite because all the little ones coming in would have something to tell you. Whether it was what cereal they had for breakfast, that they picked out their clothes all on their own (sometimes this was very obvious), what funny thing the dog did, or even what mommy was yelling about last night ... it was always fun to hear their stories. I miss it so.
I do this with my high school students. Seriously kids are hilarious. It's 80% of what makes teaching worth it
Literally One Of The Most Mundane Interactions I've Ever Read Online. It's Clear To Me That Some People Have Never Met A Child Before
My son posts weirder stuff his son does in the middle of the night all the time!
my daughter one asked if barbie has cavities on her back teeth since she never opens her mouth all the way.
Load More Replies...And no one is wondering if she is asking because there is a nocturnal weasel in the house?
Oh I can explain. Winnie the Pooh. 1977 movie. Whole entire song and dance number about weasels eating honey and being terrifying.
I'm the sleep talker in our house. No sleep walking reported since I was eleven, thank goodness. 😅👍
Friends Can’t Have Fun With Each Other?
I honestly believe that their skepticism comes from not having friends.
My aunt gave my dad (her brother) a turnip during a mystery gift thing at Christmas one year, so this is totally something I can see happening. (He got an actual gift as well, and thought the turnip was the funniest thing ever)
A couple of years ago I thought I'd be funny and give my brother (who has Downs) an empty box and told him it was filled with love. Joke was on me because he gave me a thumbs up and kept it beside him. He was probably thinking I'm stupid lol
I want to know where I can get that large-print Cadbury aluminum foil.
Apparently Friends Can’t Support Each Other
Imagine. Sometimes friends can be insightful. Sometimes friends have read something they found helpful and are ready to share it. The Doubting Thomas needs new friends.
Yes, but it would be nice if those walls would announce their presence in advance. (Speaking for a friend - all of them, in fact)
Sounds like friend has had a few sessions with a therapist. Or reads self help books.
I believe this. You would be surprised at the adult phrases little people remember.
How Is This At All Unbelievable
I Don't Think This Needs An Explanation
Those are the strings he plucked off the flesh, and laid onto his pantleg... plausible
People Who Know Memes Never Use Them Irl Because Fun And Slang Is Prohibited
I use memes a lot and quotes ! mind u I got a good sense of humour n both dark and quirky ,n if it’s not allowed ( much like the grammer cops n their ott pathetic issues over typos text talk etc ) then hey ho I’m still using ,cos like I was not born to impress you !
Appropriate memes and quotes are one thing. A sense of humor is one thing. You have exhibited neither. And there is nothing wrong with wanting someone to use enough proper English to make their point comprehensible.
Load More Replies...No One Has Ever Made A Joke
I would find that hilarious and would probably speed out once they shut the door (until I hit the speed limit or traffic control)
I don't think this alone is enough to drag someone down to a 2.4 rating
The 60s are over. Before now-now the police were going to use paint and dyes to track cars, but GPS and your own phone do the job better
Nothing Happened Before The Year 2000
I'm curious if they think writing wasn't invented until 2000 or if there's some content in the letter they think wasn't invented until 2000.
Even when I see that somebody has done something incredibly stupid I figure they had a good, *to them*, reason for doing it. Most of the time I'm not smart enough or foolish enough to figure out what the reason might have been.
Load More Replies...Explanation from Reddit: The original post was a letter from a small town that designated OP as their "Official Ambassador to Chile". There was nothing really date specific, and OP has pictures and videos to back it up.
Wasn't it crazy tight in the birth canal? Being born 35 years old and all
Load More Replies...I'm having flashbacks of the time CBS reported on a letter from the early 1970s purporting to show that George W Bush used special favors to get out of going to Vietnam. The letter had a proportional-space font and broke lines in such a way as to show the text was repositioned to the next line when a word went too long. The network's defenders tried to argue that there were typewriters capable of that... as if an officer would use a publishing took worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to write such a letter.... and carefully and perfectly estimate where line breaks would be necessary.
Because Dogs Cant Chew On Anything
So this person‘s never had a dog? Really? They don’t think dogs chew on blankets… Wow they’re gonna be surprised when they find out dogs chewing shoes and doors and couches… They’d be surprised to know that cats chew on things too. My cat likes to run along my bed and chew on the edge of it for some reason. She’s special. 😂
I still have one or two blankets which do NOT have holes in them. Don't tell him!!!
Because Kids Dont Colour
No. Apparently some people don’t think it’s possible for a child to colour inside the lines of a tattoo.
Load More Replies...I'm fairly heavily tattooed and when working as a nanny, this was a common game so I completely believe it.
Did the doubter think the kid drew the whole thing?! She colored it with markers, the cap is in her hand. What's in doubt about a kid coloring?!
I'm an adult, and a co worker had a tattoo of a sugar skull that was just outline, and I was practically ITCHING to get some pens out and pin him down and colour it in. it's so tempting.
She didn't draw the tattoo, she simply colored it in. Jeez, people.
She’s not asking for unbelievable praise, just sharing a photo of her daughter colouring in her tattoo. It’s the people who think that it’s not possible for a child to colour inside the lines that made it a big deal.
Load More Replies...All Children Are Evil
Oh no my toddler does this all the time... and she does not give you a choice if you don't eat that candy she will shove it in your mouth
I have had nieces and nephews shove food in my mouth because they want to share the nom nom noms. 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...As A Waitress , I Can Confirm I Still Have A Sense Of Humor
People that tell their server a joke ought to put a larger tip to them, seeing as they played along
Good luck with comedy, but first you might want to check past tense of 'burst'.
8-Year-Olds Can’t… Speak Or Have Ideas Or Opinions. What Can They Even Do At This Point
No, it isn't. There's some minor maths involved: counting, simole arithmetic such as addition and division: but its not maths. If music is maths, then so is is snooker and baking cookies.
Load More Replies...They're not separate disciplines, theyre focii. And your kid did not say that Rebecca
Maybe they did. I remember being taught about classification at about that age and thinking it was the stupidest thing ever because just because stuff had things in common didn't mean it was the same
Load More Replies...Parents Always Know What Their Kid Wants No Matter What
I had an women call my store and ask me what a YouTube is and if I can help her get one for her grandson so I can see this happening
What is a weeb? Edit: looked it up. It's a Japanophile, but more specifically interested in manga and anime, rather than Japanese history or culture.
A pastor I know was preparing the sermon/eulogy for a parishoner who did a lot of volunteer work with animal shelters and had a lot of pets. She had to be warned away from using the phrase "and her furry friends"... and then I had to explain why.
Back in the mid 70's , my older brother was doing martial arts and need a ghee. Mom went to the store and asked the Asian salesman for a g**k. (replace the * with o's)
Little Girls Never Make Fun Of Anyone
I went from and iPhone 6 to iPhone 13 earlier this year, mainly because the 6 couldn't do some things I needed to do like sign in at the drugstore.
Load More Replies...I teach middle school and high school. I can assure you middle schoolers are super super judgy. Thankfully it wears off midway through freshman year.
I like my old-fashioned phone (couldn't even tell you the model) but I like to think it's less worth stealing.
An 11yo Couldn't Use The Word “Reinstated”???
Shoot, when I was 11 I was reading stuff like Animal Farm and Lord of the Rings. It's neither a difficult word nor unusual concept...
I was speaking in grammatically correct sentences at 18 months old...this is fine.
An 11 year old is old enough to have encountered that word and it's not that difficult to pronounce. Do these people think children are idiots until they turn 18? There's a progression of knowledge. I was calling soda "Carbonated Beverages" at 7 just to be a little dork.
Entirely possible. It largely depends on how the adults around you have spoken to you through your childhood. My daughter, at the age of 4, used the word "facetious" correctly in a sentence. At the time, we were living with my parents, who were both college professors. None of us ever spoke baby talk to her, so she learned.
Very believable. My son was surrounded by educated people and simply followed suit.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I don't believe it, either, because I'm way past 40 and I'm still having trouble with resintated... raintased... rentsated...
Tell me you've never been around a preteen without telling me you've never been around a preteen.
Yet another person with no experience around kids that doesn’t realise that kids will parrot anything they hear. My niece and nephew started doing that as soon as they could talk— which wasn’t the greatest thing because everyone except grandma swears like army personnel.. how are the kids are extremely intelligent and sometimes I’ll use words that we even stop and stare at them and wonder how they know them at nine and 11 years old. They are actually the smartest kids in their grades though. Every school challenge against other schools and competitions they’re always chosen so very smart kids. I don’t doubt This is real.
A friends baby's first word was Aardvark - the health visitor was very, very impressed - until she followed it with dog and her mum explained that their dog was called Aardvark. Plus we were teaching our 2 year old grandson reciprocity - he was feeding the cat his cheese and had to eat some himself, by the end he was nodding and saying (badly) reciprocity.
How Can You Think This Is Made Up???
What are "big hoops"? And what constitutes a "big hoop attitude"? (Answer the second question first, and then I'll tell you if I still want to hear the first answer.)
Because you're the judge of what straight men may or may not say? Arrogant son of a lady dog.
A 12 Year Old Isn't An Infant
She's got a point .... But actually you need a follicle, so no.
Your comment was both encouraging and informative! Good job! Thanks for being a decent person.
Load More Replies...I also love to watch Forensic Files, kiddo. My wasband used to say he had to sleep with one eye open.
My grand niece knew the answer to this when she was 9. CSi was a must watch in her household, so her cop grandfather could make fun of the inaccuracies. We also discussed forensic anthropology at the dinner table.
Women Aren't Under Attack In America
This is very much around not being reported for trying to or managing to access an abørtion. A lot of women deleted their apps that followed their cycles and predicted their periods for the exact same reason.
What does my period have to do with my sore throat? Last time I saw a doctor, he never really looked at me, just kept throwing qyestions at me and typing answers into the computer. When was your last menstruation? May 2011. Yeah, menopause happens. Then he actually looked at me.
Absolutely right, girl. Don't trust anyone with your reproductive information, they would love to institute the Handmaid's Tale for real.
What am I missing? Why is period date a private information that you would prefer to withhold from your doctor?
Lots of states are trying to use that information to track possible pregnancies, so they can stop abortions.
Load More Replies...In this case she's being realistic about current policies and politics.
Load More Replies...Cause Kids Never Develop Weird Interests Or Do Weird Things
Eight year olds get their energy from a source we never appreciate until it's gone.
Kids are strange man, I used to watch the stock market when I was 7 for no reason (never understood it)
I don’t know what GDP is so this makes no sense to me 🤷♀️. I’m not gonna Google it because I’m currently outside watching my teenage age cat be a little brat and trying to keep her from terrorising the local wildlife – – the lizards and geckos. She hates that I won’t let her catch them. 😂. We have supervised outdoor time and then we go straight back inside. Just a fun cute little story to change the subject – – she has a little harness on and if I don’t put it on she gets really nervous and won’t go outside without it. It’s actually really cute. And the times that she does go outside without it, she acts really weird. She mucks up a lot too.
I have no problem believing this of Hank Green's kid! And that's a compliment!
"Magrathea is a myth! A fairy story! It's what parents tell their kids at night if they want them to grow up to be economists."
Humans Are Never Awful People!
I am a wheelchair user and I believe this. If challenged, thief would probably explain that it was somehow for their own good or they didn't need bottles because they should drink from the tap.
if I saw this happening to someone else I would step in and start a massive fight. I do not care. I’ll fight for everyone..
Load More Replies...Awww, I reread after the comments cuz I thought he silently put it in her car….people suck.
The pessimist in me agrees with you. The optimist in me reminds me that people used to be a lot worse. In the bad old days, they probably would've kicked him out of the wheelchair and stolen that, too...
Load More Replies...Met A Homeschooled Kid
My first thought is the child was miserable in school because of being on the spectrum. Once out of school they were able to flourish and learn about what really drove them.
Load More Replies...as someone who was previously homeschooled i can confirm that some of us homeschooled children are quite peculiar
This is believable.. SOOOO many so called home school parents have been online in like the past year or so saying that their kids up to age 12 can’t even write the basics and can’t read. It’s ridiculous then the parents go to say they “feel like failures and they failed their kids”….THEY HAVE! 🙄
It IS made up, by someone whose world is obviously limited. While home-schooling is not for every student--even in the same family--there's no caricature that holds up in the real world. My son and daughter were both home-schooled so the four of us could travel where I went to teach and speak and work. While homeschooling isn't the best idea for every child, it was perfect for our family. My daughter and son are both accomplished in their fields, well-versed in relationships and well-adjusted to the world.
How does any of that negate the existence of a kid who really likes talking about rocks?
Load More Replies...I know several home schooled people who are very sociable. Don’t stereotype them.
Rocks are perfect for a kid stuck alone being homeschooled. There is such a low threshold of expectation on both sides when it comes to conversation.
I Mean Come On
Boomers always had a defense. If somebody says "OK, boomer" there's an excellent chance it just means they're too stupid to formulate a coherent and sensible response/argument.
But as we've sadly discovered, people too stupid to formulate a coherent and sensible response/argument devise their own form of articulation in the voting booth.
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But the orange blob promised the other countries would pay for it. Just like the big beautiful wall that Mexico paid for.
Conversations just like that. one have been taking place all across America.
Only if "like that" includes conversations where the magat still doesn't get it.
Load More Replies...I mean, adding a government levy, like say sales tax, to anything bought in a country or state is terrible. Nobody wants that! Oh, wait....
There really are ignorant people who still believe the lie about who pays tariffs.
Kids Never Mimic What They Hear And Repeat It When Their Parents Like It
My kids learned the lyrics to All The Small Things by the time they were 3 or so because it's my "I had a s.hitty day and need to dance it off" song.
If it gets a laugh from the grownups, then kids will do it over and over and over, ad nauseum.
No Way A Toddler Can Say "Human"
Witty response fabricated for social media sarcasm cred, but you didn't actually write it
Ome people call 3-4year olds toddlers, I could believe they would say that.
I know a child (now a lovely young lady) who watched a programme about pencils being made and then, when being tucked into bed that night, said “pencils be graphite” just before she turned 1 year old (not my child, no matter how much I poked her she couldn’t grasp what stationery was made of for yonks). So I completely believe the above.
My son referred to himself and all other boys as "small males" when he was about 6, so STFU.
Kid grabs hold of a word and won't let it go. No, couldn't possibly happen.
My baby cousin at 3 knew about death because he had asked about his (and mine) great-grandparents, who were long gone by the time he was born.
Because People Can’t Accept Trans People
Oh dear - now we are going to have to hear a bunch of crap from Nathan's stalker "Joshua" about his inability to stretch his brain to understand transsexuals. Ho hum.
Because Teacher's Dont Have A Sense Of Humor
Nope on this one. Did an image search b/c drawing is way too skilled - it shows up elsewhere, though not with any credit.
Depends a bit on the age of the kid. Some really are talented
Load More Replies...There were people in my class who could have done that. And I could certainly have come up with the smart alec title. Though the art teacher might not have laughed
Photoshop? Oh Man I Had To Use Gimp When I Was Twelve... No One Ever Cracks Software
Don't underestimate a 12 year old with a computer. My cousin used to hack people when he was about that age.
I figured out how to get internet working through procomm on an orange and black computer when I was 13. Took trial and error, but I had a BBS number from a note on a computer lab wall and was determined. Now I'm here, and everyone regrets it.
Load More Replies...I started teaching myself Corel Draw when I was 12 after I begged my mother for a copy when I saw it on the shelf at Babbage's. Photoshop released not long after, and while I wouldn't encounter it for another few years when I took a job at a cybercafe, it was just a next step up, though I wouldn't encounter it. I'll admit, a lot of these images I struggle to believe, but this one? *MY* 12 year old has done more complex things in Paint, much less with my copy of Photoshop, so this one I can totally believe.
This is actually a character called Bill Cypher from the Netflix series Gravity Falls.
A 12 year old could absolutely make this.
Load More Replies...Seems Completely Possible
It's not just white, it's non-Asian in general. But funny all the same that someone got offended by it enough to try and say it didn't happen
To me (Brit) I still read Asian and think of Indian/Pakistani heritage. Now I’m wondering whether someone with Indian heritage would also get the same responses.
Load More Replies...Raw fish is sashimi. Sushi could have raw fish as an ingredient, but it doesn't always. Anyway, poke is Hawaiian and sashimi and sushi are Japanese...so I don't think it's all that surprising that someone would not say 'sashimi poke' (or even 'sushi poke'). I mean, they could, but it's not weird that they wouldn't think to do so.
Load More Replies...Many of these are startlingly familiar, like say from perhaps ten, fifteen or even 20 years ago.
IKR? Even the memes about old stuff i used to use are old now 😭
Load More Replies...I don't even care if these things happened or not, it's entertaining and a bit of fun. I don't believe everything I see online but I like to imagine certain things happened and most of these are pretty harmless.
Even here on BP majority of posts seem to have an "it's fake, I don't believe it" comment, why do they even bother coming here if they think it's rubbish.
Load More Replies...I can't stand people who have this attitude of "everything on the internet is automatically fake, aren't I a slyboots for being the only person enlightened enough to have figured it out". Scepticism is one thing, but pushing it to the point of being a high-handed cynic just makes you come off as insufferable. I actually had someone hit me with the sarcastic "and then everyone clapped" because the idea of me singing along with the supermarket radio and another woman noticing and being super pleased and joining me for a sing-song was just SO unbelievable. For the record, nobody clapped. Her boyfriend stood by rolling his eyes while everyone else just ignored the two weirdoes.
I do wish the commenters on here who are insisting that half of these things never happened would just go directly to r/thatHappened to be with their people.
lots of people don't have lives outside of their cell phone and it's very clear. so many of these aren't hard to imagine.
I swear the people on r/thathappened believe that hope and joy don’t exist and all kids are blubbering idiots until they hit 18.
Apparently you don't know any clever people. How sad for you.
Load More Replies...Many of these are startlingly familiar, like say from perhaps ten, fifteen or even 20 years ago.
IKR? Even the memes about old stuff i used to use are old now 😭
Load More Replies...I don't even care if these things happened or not, it's entertaining and a bit of fun. I don't believe everything I see online but I like to imagine certain things happened and most of these are pretty harmless.
Even here on BP majority of posts seem to have an "it's fake, I don't believe it" comment, why do they even bother coming here if they think it's rubbish.
Load More Replies...I can't stand people who have this attitude of "everything on the internet is automatically fake, aren't I a slyboots for being the only person enlightened enough to have figured it out". Scepticism is one thing, but pushing it to the point of being a high-handed cynic just makes you come off as insufferable. I actually had someone hit me with the sarcastic "and then everyone clapped" because the idea of me singing along with the supermarket radio and another woman noticing and being super pleased and joining me for a sing-song was just SO unbelievable. For the record, nobody clapped. Her boyfriend stood by rolling his eyes while everyone else just ignored the two weirdoes.
I do wish the commenters on here who are insisting that half of these things never happened would just go directly to r/thatHappened to be with their people.
lots of people don't have lives outside of their cell phone and it's very clear. so many of these aren't hard to imagine.
I swear the people on r/thathappened believe that hope and joy don’t exist and all kids are blubbering idiots until they hit 18.
Apparently you don't know any clever people. How sad for you.
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