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You have no way of really knowing if everyone experiences reality and consciousness the same way you do.Show All 3 Upvotes

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That my coworker is deliberately trying to drive me insane. I bring lunch with me to work most days, and Every day,without fail and no matter what I have for lunch, she comes into the staff room at lunch and says in her nasaly voice "oohh that smells good! Can I have some??" Same joke, every single workday. So finally, one day, I brought in one of my normal lunch staples, and also brought a little extra for her to try. She came into the staff room and said her normal "oohh that smells good! Can I have some??" to which I pulled out a pyrex dish and offered her some. She seemed to recoil a bit, like she was simultaneously surprised and disgusted. She paused for a minute and said "oh...no thanks I'm heading out for lunch" and quickly walked away Next day at lunch she was right back to "oohh that smells good! Can I have some??"Show All 33 Upvotes
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