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Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 3 items 6 hours ago

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

If you have to fight people because you were called a name, congratulations you're the weakest of our society.

Woman Banned From Annual Camping Trip After “Honest Mistake” Nearly Cost Friends’ Lives

I think they should go hiking again.However,, they need to ask the girlfriend how fast she can run.When she asks why,They need to tell her if we get attacked by a bear, Our safety depends on we being able to outrun you To get away from the bear.

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

If you have to fight people because you were called a name, congratulations you're the weakest of our society.

Woman Banned From Annual Camping Trip After “Honest Mistake” Nearly Cost Friends’ Lives

She should be more grateful that she saved her life. I would never go camp there.

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Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Anyone else still sleep with stuffed animals?

Friend's Brother Gets Livid Over This 19 Y.O. Throwing Away His Pricey Lingerie Birthday Gift

Chances are high that such a gift would not be unwelcome...

Def_not_a_snake • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

If my son acts out, I am not letting him think he can behave like that without consequences. Why does she need a doctor, when she parents just fine?

Kids Bummed Out They Weren’t Invited To “The Best B-Day Party Ever,” Their Moms Get Rowdy

Huh? WDYM actually 🤣

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

If my son acts out, I am not letting him think he can behave like that without consequences. Why does she need a doctor, when she parents just fine?

Kids Bummed Out They Weren’t Invited To “The Best B-Day Party Ever,” Their Moms Get Rowdy

Huh? WDYM actually 🤣

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 8 items 5 days ago

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

I understood your point until the last argument, who the hell randomly grows a wiener? That's not how trans people work if that's what you think ...

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

Wow, you should calm down, there is no reason to have a hissy fit!

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

I understood your point until the last argument, who the hell randomly grows a wiener? That's not how trans people work if that's what you think ...

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

Wow, you should calm down, there is no reason to have a hissy fit!

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

Re-read it. It sounds like she told him she had a "medical appointment" but he had to push her to reveal what it was actually for. That to me makes it sound like she was trying to hide what was actually getting done (maybe because she knew he wouldn't like it). Which justifies his comments about "sneaking around".

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

NTA. It's not his fault that he's not attracted to her anymore. For sure she's allowed to do with her body whatever she wants, but she must accept the consequences. If she decides to have tatoos in her face or 20 piercings, okay, but noone can force him to like it. Or if she decides to become a man and have a penis, noone can force him to become gay.

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

But he can do whatever he wants with his body (it’s HIS body!), and if you don’t love it, then you’re shallow and an 🫏🕳️! 🙄 I don’t understand everyone calling him an 🫏🕳️ and saying his wife should divorce him and find someone better. Yours is a PERFECT example: we can’t *always* love the modifications our SOs do. (Remember the one from the other day where a man’s wife destroyed her face by getting all the Instagram-standard nonsense (duck lips, tattooed brows, buccal fat removal, and a buncha other stuff I can’t remember)? I’m pretty sure most folks were n the husband’s side on that one.) This fellow doesn’t seem especially articulate, and people have a tendency to glom onto a single word or a sentence fragment and it really gets stuck in their craw and then they judge him on ONLY that thing. I feel awful for this guy because it seems he genuinely loves her but she won’t try to compromise; it seems as if she feels he MUST love her new body. Argh.

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

That's the worst part of it. Assuming what he says is true, then he still loves her and is willing to make some concessions to stay together. But she's unwilling to accept them. His point about getting a face tattoo is pretty solid. Sure you can change your body however much you like, but you can't expect other people to like what you've done. Now, is he an AH? Is she an AH? I think considering they had discussions about breast size early on and when she actually decided to have the surgery she tried to hide it from him that makes her at least mildly an AH. On the face of it, his reaction is pretty extreme so yeah he's an AH too. I'd go the ESH route on this one. They should have had a more serious talk before the surgery. They should also have had a more serious talk *after* the surgery. Should they break up? Maybe. If he can't get over the scars/size and she is unwilling to cover up then sounds like they're now fundamentally incompatible.

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

Reasonable and mature in that they're clear on what they find attractive, yes. Not so much in reactions. In the initial post he said he'd support her decision, then in a response to a comment he accused her of lying and sneaking around his back to have the procedure. I just want to say "Dude, your wife told you what she was going to do. You said you were behind her. Now you're being judgemental AF. Pick a side."

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

…. Lets see if I will get downvoted or not. I am a woman by the way. And keep in mind people who say one can choose being gay or straight! You can‘t force attraction, right? So, my comment is: you can‘t force attraction! He sounds reasonable and mature. You have to read the whole story.

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Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

This trend of kicking kids out at 18 seems to be a thing mainly in the USA. Other countries tend to have generational living situations, and this has been the case forever. I'm 55, and my sister is 53, and we live at home. Sure, we moved out for a few years to "sow our oats" but it was just easier for all of us to live together and pool our finances and buy a house. It's my Mom, stepfather, sister, and I, and we're on our 3rd home. this one though is our "forever" home and we all get along and each has their responsibilities and it works for us.

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

My mom did this to me. I'm still recovering and I'm 36.

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

My mom did this to me. I'm still recovering and I'm 36.

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

I can see it now: daughter attends vetinarian school and graduates; dad is invited, mom is not. Daughter invites dad to lunch to meet SO; mom is at her studio. Daughter invites dad over to her apartment to tell him that she is engaged to be married; mom is in her studio. Dad walks her down the aisle, has the father-daughter dance. Mom? Probably at home in her art studio, regretting her treatment of daughter, but too proud to admit it. Birthdays, anniversaries, holidays spent with Dad and friends. How do you like the tradeoff, Mommy Dearest?

Woman Hands Husband Divorce Papers After Him Brushing Off His Mom’s Insults Ends In Violence

You obviously didn't read it did you? Don't be an ignorant jerk.

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

Sounds like the wife is going through a midlife crisis and is being narcissistic. Probably not the first time she's let her true colors show, but probably the worst.

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

This so called mother just suxx! She's putting stupıd hobby over her daughter's well being & her future. It's bad enough realizing how little you mean to your parents My brother and I got the boot the day after graduation. We turned 18 during our final year of high school. It would have been difficult to impossible to finish high school and work the full time and the extra part time job it would take to survive while finishing school. Booting a kid out before they can even finish school just shows your kid that she means little to nothing to that parent. I admit that this bugs the 💩 out of me, because of my experience of being unwanted. If you're just gonna throw your kid away, don't have em

32 Men Share The Moment They Rejected These Women

And that's a pic of a person doing pranayama ( breathing exercise in yoga). Well done bp.

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

You know how people always tell introverts to stop being so shy and get out of there comfort zone? Yeah, but why don't they tell people like you to shut up and shove Ur a*s back in the comfort zone where it doesn't bother anybody 😍

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Def_not_a_snake • commented on a post 1 week ago

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

Meghan Markle Blasted For “Not Creating Anything” After “Sickly Sweet” Jam Label Peels Off

Can't stand her. When she first came on the scene I like most of the UK welcomed her with open arms. Thought she would be a breath of fresh air. Then out came the race card so she could get what she wanted (didn't even realise she was mixed race) Harry has become such a weak browbeaten little man it is sad. Wouldn't be surprised if she didn't drop him once the whole Royal Family thing has been used to its fullest extent. She is just out for what Meghan can get out of it. Feel free to downvote to your hearts content.

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

If only there was a banana for scale..

Meghan Markle Blasted For “Not Creating Anything” After “Sickly Sweet” Jam Label Peels Off

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

If only there was a banana for scale..

50 People Captured The Most Adorable Plane Passengers Aboard (New Pics)

that aint no dog thats a bloody bear

Person Gets Trapped By A Plus-Size Woman On A Flight, Makes Her Cry After Asking To Switch Seats

I really hate it when you can feel the heat from a stranger because you’re that close, I include trains and the tube in that too, but luckily those journeys for me aren’t usually as long as a flight.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

yes, if there is one article about it, that is one article too many. and its not like theres just one article.

“Dinner Got Pretty Quiet”: Dad Keeps Doubting Biologist Daughter, She Tells Him She Knows Better

Sometimes dad’s be like this. Mine knows he’s not great with technology but he’ll still argue with me that his observation of what’s happening outweighs my actual understanding of, for example, telecommunications. Nevermind, I’ve spent over a decade working in telecommunications.

“Dinner Got Pretty Quiet”: Dad Keeps Doubting Biologist Daughter, She Tells Him She Knows Better

An expert with an MA working toward a PhD would be talking about actual research, not random factoids. She said specifically she was discussing her research. I'm a woman in academia, and I get this constantly, even from my own uncles. My dad knows better. There are a lot of men from that generation who cannot tolerate a young woman knowing something they don't. They're used to being the "final say," and it threatens their sense of self as a man.

30 Stories Of People Getting Back At Their Ex That Prove Revenge Is Best Served Cold

Nice

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Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Parents Bring Kid To Child-Free Wedding, Try To Blame Everyone Else After It Ends Tragically

They should have been kicked out as soon as they appeared. Even so, the breeders are 100% at fault for not keeping their f_ck trophy under control, not the wedding party.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Nah, stalking is a sign of true love /s

Parents Bring Kid To Child-Free Wedding, Try To Blame Everyone Else After It Ends Tragically

They should have been kicked out as soon as they appeared. Even so, the breeders are 100% at fault for not keeping their f_ck trophy under control, not the wedding party.

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Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

30 Women Who Go Out Of Their Way To Keep The Humor Alive In Their Marriages

Easy to solve, call him your current husband instead.

50 Hilarious Teachers Who Absolutely Made Their Students’ Day (New Pics)

I'm that happy when I have a cookie, too.

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Def_not_a_snake • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

If my son acts out, I am not letting him think he can behave like that without consequences. Why does she need a doctor, when she parents just fine?

Kids Bummed Out They Weren’t Invited To “The Best B-Day Party Ever,” Their Moms Get Rowdy

Huh? WDYM actually 🤣

Def_not_a_snake • commented on a post 1 week ago

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Def_not_a_snake • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

“Will The Man In The Attic Come With Us?”: 30 Of The Most Unsettling Things Kids Said

BHAHAHAH get told!

40 Cursed Pics To Make Your Day 100% Weirder, As Shared On This IG Page

HUH? ok I'm sorry if this is a joke but isn't that a bit offensive??

Def_not_a_snake • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

50 Best Of All Time “Today I Learned” Facts To Keep The Brain Active And Healthy

He also did wonders to the environment! Because all of those people were killed, there was now less methane and he basically helped the world and global warming in a very cruel but effective way!

50 Best Of All Time “Today I Learned” Facts To Keep The Brain Active And Healthy

Ok, but why is that making me cry 😭

50 Best Of All Time “Today I Learned” Facts To Keep The Brain Active And Healthy

AWW 🥰

35 Of The Most Controversial Opinions On Parenting That People Stand By

☠️

"I Made A Mistake": 30 Haunting Last Words Medical Professionals Heard From Their Patients

I'm sorry but ☠️

Def_not_a_snake • commented on a post 4 months ago

50 Images That Are So Unique, You Could Make Music Album Covers Out Of Them

This is not a coincidence

Def_not_a_snake • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

This Online Account Is Uncovering The Most Cringeworthy Content And Here Are 40 Of The Worst

These are literally just the colours of pornhub

50 True Yet Hilarious Posts That Perfectly Sum Up What Parenting Is Like (October Edition)

Why?

Mom Horrified After Catching Day Care Provider Breastfeeding Her Baby

Daughter Excludes 2 ‘Boring’ Girls From Her Birthday Party, Mom Instructs Her To Invite Everybody

How bout u keep that to urself k honey ? ❤️🙂

Def_not_a_snake • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Kind Of Have A Point, As Shared On "Brainy Memes" (New Pics)

👀

“Everyone Went Dead Silent”: Family Dinner Ends In Tears After Woman Announces 7th Pregnancy

Bae, yes it is, it is way more than 6 weeks

“Why Babysitter, What Did We Do Wrong?”: 30 Unresolved Mysteries People Doubt They'll Ever Solve

,😭😂

“She Slaps Him So Hard My Face Hurt”: 30 Of The Worst Proposal Fails That Had Witnesses Cringing

Thats mean 😔😒

Def_not_a_snake • commented on a post 7 months ago

“Are Men OK?”: Men Answer A Poll About What Makes Them Most Uncomfortable, Results Go Viral On X

🤣

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 3 items 9 hours ago

Woman Banned From Annual Camping Trip After “Honest Mistake” Nearly Cost Friends’ Lives

She should be more grateful that she saved her life. I would never go camp there.

Woman Banned From Annual Camping Trip After “Honest Mistake” Nearly Cost Friends’ Lives

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

If you have to fight people because you were called a name, congratulations you're the weakest of our society.

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Friend's Brother Gets Livid Over This 19 Y.O. Throwing Away His Pricey Lingerie Birthday Gift

Chances are high that such a gift would not be unwelcome...

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Anyone else still sleep with stuffed animals?

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

If my son acts out, I am not letting him think he can behave like that without consequences. Why does she need a doctor, when she parents just fine?

Kids Bummed Out They Weren’t Invited To “The Best B-Day Party Ever,” Their Moms Get Rowdy

Huh? WDYM actually 🤣

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 8 items 5 days ago

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

I understood your point until the last argument, who the hell randomly grows a wiener? That's not how trans people work if that's what you think ...

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

Wow, you should calm down, there is no reason to have a hissy fit!

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

“Dinner Got Pretty Quiet”: Dad Keeps Doubting Biologist Daughter, She Tells Him She Knows Better

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

Sounds like the wife is going through a midlife crisis and is being narcissistic. Probably not the first time she's let her true colors show, but probably the worst.

Mom Demands Teen Move Out After Her 18th B-Day, Dad Uncovers The Selfish Reason Behind It

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