30 Hilarious ‘Attorney Problems’ Memes That May Hit Close To Home If You Work In Law

Why did this make me laugh?

Before I decided to be a chef, I briefly studied law. My work experience let me read some old family law cases... I can honestly say, there is not enough unsee juice to ever completely erase what I read in those files

Damn! Why did I not know this when I was job hunting?!

And then they write a whole follow-up essay...

I worry about online signatures. They seem way too easy to forge.

This reminds me of a story where a person was accused of plagerism. The accuser showed how the person copied word for word with a smug look until the accused showed that he was the one that actually wrote it.

As a paralegal (see first picture), I can confirm this is accurate.

Oxford comma is life

Sometimes even the defense when a bit incapacitated. My lawyer was hung over and didn't say a word when the judge said he was missing the drug evaluation I was supposed to have done before sentencing. I had to interrupt and speak up in court and ask him to look again because the court had four different copies. He sentenced me to probation and gave my lawyer the most evil come hither finger I've ever seen. I still remember the lady from probation who told me to have that evaluation done before sentencing or I would be going to prison, she saved my butt. My lawyer just looked traumatized when he left the judge's chambers

Criminal defense attorneys have the BEST stories though.

Never mess with a Momma cat and her babies.

And waiting... And waiting... Politely trying to remind them that you said this particular long-winded,irrelevant detail does not matter, has Ben sorted, is covered in the paperwork and finally trying to use this irrepressible urge as a point in the case just to shut them up. (I ended up writing on the paperwork 'do not ask the client anything about this. Their condition makes them unable to ignore the topic and discuss it in great detail. The assessor on the panel asked... The judge awarded after the eighth consecutive minute of trying to interrupt and shut the client up)

Reference case "Running vs In Circles"

I had the opposite experience! The judge refused to clarify the law in a case that I was on a jury for. 🤷‍♀️

Meh, as long as I did my best in court!

They are a family.

Falling of the deep end? I'll get my coat.

He looks like my dear house panther who left this world yesterday. Why am I seeing him everywhere today? Sorry but people are so nice here.

Hi, I am imma/physical/damage

I see Donald Trump

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They charge over the odds for everything and you can't do anything about it as your hands are tied

Energy drinks kill. Very very unhealthy.

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Sad story there is you're drier than paperwork.

My late father, an attorney, always said "if it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them."

Good one lol

This one hits the nail on the head. I'm an evictions paralegal currently wearing a Star Wars shirt and Marvel sleep pants while working on drafting summons and complaints. LOL

Plead the 5th?

Yep. Looks about right. This attitude generally bleeds into their personal lives as well.

Fun fact: Being an Olympic swimmer doesn't make you immune to water-related accidents. Or drowning.

S**t like this = why I will never (be able to) hire a lawyer for most things I should probably have a lawyer for. Short of something involving the risk of jail time, it will never be a financial possibility.

My life for nearly two years until I tried to call out my manager and discovered the whole thing was a constructive dismissal plot.

Beetlejuice!

Karen's will be Karen's or Kevin's (the male name of a Karen I think?)

Oh, snap. Seems like I may be an attorney.

good for memaw getting that gig with the stock photo company 😂

Just like every other job!

I need the original pic.

Looks like I’m a hidden attorney

Or anyone, really.

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Hehe Sue Silvester

The sadder thing is, that plug would not have fit into that socket in the first place.

Technically correct.

Mm, sounds we have an extra 29 minutes and 59 seconds. 😉 It should be the same price.

I just watched this movie again the other night. 🤣

Oooh. Fancy green screen!