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50 Of The Most Hilarious In-Law Moments That Took A Turn For The Unhinged (New Pics)
They say that in-laws can either be a blessing or a curse, but there's a third category that doesn’t get the attention it deserves: they can also be hilarious.
From showing up to the holidays in silly clothes to sending surprising pictures to group chats, some people simply have a knack for turning everyday life into comedy gold of the purest kind.
To show you that family doesn't have to be just awkward conversations over tense dinners, we've gathered the funniest in-law moments we could find on the internet. Laughter and smiles are great bonds!
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#1
My Sister Used To Have A Mean Husband That Treated Their Son Horribly, 4 Years Later I Can Say Her New Husband And My Brother In Law Is Pretty Awesome Just By What He Puts In My Nephew's Lunch Each Day
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#2
My Brother-In-Law And His Friends Won Their Office Costume Contest
Raquel Mencke 1 year ago
I think five. I am impressed with the number of microwaves
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A poll from August 2022 found that Americans are pretty much united in their classifications of types of relatives.
At least 8 in 10 consider children, parents, siblings, and spouses to be immediate family members. Slightly fewer — though still solid majorities (roughly two-thirds) — consider grandparents and grandchildren immediate family members. Cousins, in-laws, aunts, uncles, nieces, and nephews are more often considered extended rather than immediate family. The most divisive category were children-in-law: 46% consider them extended family members, while 35% consider them immediate family.
#3
This Is Incredible
Janissary35680 1 year ago
The joke is explained here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_with_a_Pearl_Earring
#4
Mother-In-Law Bought These To Embarrass Me. It Didn't Work
Tams21 1 year ago
Wear it the next time you go to a restaurant with them, that'll make them reconsider trying something like that again.
Alexandra Davis 1 year ago
Why did I think this was Jon Richardson at first, especially as it's something I could see him wearing on Cats Does Countdown (UK comedy show)
#5
Everyone Has A Good Sense Of Humor
Half of people say they live in the same city or town as at least one extended family member (54%), including 29% who say they live in at least the same neighborhood.
One in five (19%) even say they reside in the same household. Only 15% of Americans say their closest extended family member lives in a different state from them and just 2% say they live in a different country. Only 3% say they don't have any extended family.
#6
When Your Japanese Father-In-Law Gets Adopted By Your Peruvian Familia
Still Going 12 months ago
Each one is adorable on their own, and completely adorable as a group! FIL fits right in! ❤
#7
My Brother-In-Law Helping His Buddy Dobby Look For The Brain Cell
Michael Largey 1 year ago
I already know what happened to my brain cell. It died of loneliness.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
If I was the guy I would reach up with one of my hands and very easily turn a faucet on very gentley.
#8
My Sister And Brother-In-Law Won A Trip To Iceland And Left Yesterday. My Mom And I Are Watching Their 6 Month Old Son. This Was The First Email/Status Update We Sent Them
glowworm2 1 year ago
Absolutely terrible. Where's the baby's booster seat cushion and helmet?🤣
Gregory Maroda 1 year ago
Giving you and the reply an upvote. It's just joking, people! I was going to say "at least one of them has a helmet."
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
They won the vacation and are probably overwhelmed/exhausted by parenting an infant, especially if they're first-time parents, so they can probably use the relaxation. Why is it weird? Baby is with close family and can be fed formula or frozen/stored breastmilk while the parents are on vacation. I doubt the vacation is more than a week or two, so it's not like they'll be gone for a year. I don't really see why it's a "weird thing to do" at all. It's weird for new parents to get a break from childcare?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Braves T-shirt, so I assume they're somewhere in the vicinity of Atlanta, Georgia.
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My Grandfather In Law Was Pretty Proud Of His Knot Placement On My Son's Rocking Lion
BewilderedBanana 1 year ago
spent forever looking for a knot on the rope, wondering what he was so proud of :)
Brittany Grawe 1 year ago
Sometimes I'm put off by crude jokes, but this is too perfect. Cheers to grandpa!
Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago
Yeah, it took a minute to figure that one out...the knot isn't the one expected...lol
Family reunions are a regular or at least semi-regular occurrence for many: about half of people say they've attended one within the past decade, with 38% saying they have done so within the past five years, including 21% within the past year. But not everyone has had an opportunity or desire to reunite with extended family: 19% say they've never attended a family reunion.
#10
My Mother-In-Law Cherishes All Of The Photos I Send To Her Digital Photo Frame. She Tells Me That She Checks For New Pictures Every Morning. I Just Added This One
Steve Robert 1 year ago
"And you'd be surprised how our little angel attracts new friends without even trying!
Lyoness 1 year ago
Why are these all so wholesome? As green flag guy from YouTube would say...get honey roasted!
Still Going 12 months ago
Always happy to find another fan, Dustin is awesome! 💚
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Gen X Feral 1 year ago
AYÚDEME!!!! I would have a heart attack if that were my child! 🙈 Gators freak me tf out
#11
Stand Down Everyone. My Brother And Sister In-Law Have Already Won Halloween
Lyone Fein 1 year ago
Because they've been telling people they're identical twins since sixth grade.
#12
My Brother In-Law Made His Cat A Maze Today From Officework Boxes
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
I might have to do that for the not my cat kitten who just had kittens 2 weeks ago, that I'm not going to keep...
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I must now save every box that comes into my house. Bonus for boxes from Chewy.
#13
The In-Laws Gave Us A Bunch Of Corn From The Garden To Bag And Freeze. My Wife Left Me In Charge Of Labeling The Bags Saying "Be Sure To Label The Bags Clearly So We Know What's In Them." She Was Not Impressed
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
🤣. I'm dying over here trying not to laugh because I pulled a muscle yesterday.
When asked to compare the closeness of their family to others, roughly equal shares of people feel like theirs is about average (31%), more close-knit (30%), and less close-knit (29%).
To some extent, proximity does mean closeness. People who live in the same neighborhood or household as their closest extended family member are about twice as likely to say they are more close-knit than to say it is less close-knit.
#14
My Dad Does The Fake Handshake Routine Every Chance He Gets. My Brother-In-Law Finally Got Him Back
#15
My Future Mother-In-Law Did Not Understand Why I Brought This Icicle Into The House, Or Why I Was So Happy About Him
That is HUGE! I like that icicle. That’s a nice icicle.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
There was an episode of CSI where someone got stabbed with an icicle. No weapon left at the scene, perfect crime
#16
When Your Son-In-Law Is A Magician, It's Hard To Not Get Super Excited
Christy 1 year ago
They are dancing to "I Put a Spell on You." It's pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLTTrpYb6OA
#17
I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother In Law Sent Me This
FreeTheUnicorn 1 year ago (edited)
They are mittens, not gloves. OP really needs to learn more about clothes, or there will just be more mixups.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Cool, your kid's gonna be a champion tree-climber! Shoes might be difficult, though.
Robert T 1 year ago
This is what happens in languages that don't have different words for fingers and toes. ;-)
However, race and ethnicity also play a role in the perceived strength of the bonds between extended family relationships: White Americans (33%) are more likely than Black (21%) or Hispanic (25%) Americans to say their family is less close-knit than average.
#18
Every Year My Family Does A Secret Santa And Secret Satan And My Brother-In-Law Has Had Me For Satan For The Past Four Years Straight
For those who don't know, Secret Satan is exactly the same as Secret Santa except the gifts are played for laughs. We've been doing both for years.
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
This has to be the most awesome shirt I have ever seen! The envy is real and painful.
RagDollLali 1 year ago
Don't know why you got downvoted, so here's an upvote for your ameowzing comment
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#19
My Brother-In-Law Is A Mechanic And Sent Me This Picture Today
David 1 year ago
How on earth would a RI Red knock a belt off in a car? (and still be in one piece)
Nikole 1 year ago
Every time I hear/see Rhode Island Red, I think of The Devil’s Rejects.
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Jenna Kay 1 year ago
Just wondering, where did they store the chicken at the mechanics shop? I know cats and mice find their way in to engines sometimes, so does this happen often enough that they keep an animal cage on site?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Probably in a cardboard box with holes - would work for a temporary holding pen. I'm sure they have cardboard boxes at a mechanic XD
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Customer was clueless on how to open hood to remove chicken. Had to have mechanic do it.
#20
She Was Sad It Wasn't Her Birthday, Father In-Law Came Through
HardBoiledBlonde 1 year ago
I once said I threw a pity party for myself and my stepmonster asked me who I invited.
#21
The Eyes Are Everything In This Pic
HardBoiledBlonde 1 year ago
I think you received a down vote due to not knowing the definition of Funcle which is Fun Uncle. I gave you an up vote.
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Most of us really value the moments we share with our closest people. For 58% of respondents, family relationships are the most important type of relationship. (29% believe that they are about as important as others, and 4% think they are less important.)
People who are currently estranged from a family member hold family relationships in slightly lower regard, with 50% saying they are more important than other relationships, 36% saying they are about as important, and 8% saying they are less important. Hopefully, they can still patch things up.
#22
My Sister-In-Law Made My Dad A Birthday Cake
Leigh 1 year ago
That's really impressive! Looks just like a camera. I'd love to have them make me a cake
Bean Driller 1 year ago
Great job!!! Too bad fondant tastes like a$$. It looks amazing though!
Ralph Vanloton 1 year ago
Your dad doesn't look like a birthday cake but his cake looks like his camera.
#23
My Dad In Law Invented This Hummingbird Helmet. He Calls The Feeder In The Back "The Tickler"
Yellow dot 1 year ago
It looks like an idea from 5-Minute Crafts, yet I love it so much I need 20 for me and 20 for everyone I meet.
Scott Rackley 1 year ago
Mom has been feeding humming birds for 20+ years. Some of them will sit on the railing and bark at her while she refills the feeder. Then they start fighting each other.
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#24
My Mother-In-Law Paints Landscapes. I Thought They Were Missing Something... So I Took A Photo Of Her Canvas And
#25
Wife Pointed This Out Before My Bike Ride Today. I Believe My Father-In-Law Is The Culprit
#26
My In-Laws Are Strange People
Hazel Sage 1 year ago
lol, my brother and I did this once. Our mom was laughing so hard she forgot to take a picture!
#27
My Brother In Law Broke His Neck, But Not His Christmas Spirit
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Need to arrange a fake pan around his neck, a la MST3K's infamous 'Jan in a Pan'.
#28
My Sister In Law Left These Outside My House Last Night So They Would Greet Me When I Left For Work
Janelle Collard 1 year ago
Ok, that's pretty creepy! Especially if you're half-asleep + haven't been coffeed yet.
Nikole 1 year ago
My grandma had a few of those stuffed kid dolls about this size that you’d place facing a corner so they looked like they were playing hide and seek. WHY?????
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Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago
You are mistaken , they are from that new family down the street and they came over to play with your kids.
Steve Robert 1 year ago
Reminds me of the meth-encrusted clothes found at the airport. They did use starch. Didn't they?
#29
My Son-In-Law Is A Tattoo Artist. He Decided To Have My Grandson Wake Up To A Little Surprise
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
I had to have a mole removed for a biopsy (it came back clear!), and the dermatologist used a special marker to mark the incision area. Since he couldn't use it for another patient (it can't be sterilized), he let my kids keep it. They had a blast drawing all over themselves with it! (The ink just washed off at bath time.)
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#30
My Father-In-Law Bird Watching In Central Park
Yellow dot 1 year ago
Your father in law looks a little familiar. Some sort of faint childhood memory.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I bet!! The few times I've gone to local conventions in full costume (I have two wolf costumes), my favorite moments are when little kids run up and ask if they can pet me. Both of my costumes have "moving jaw" heads, so when I open my real mouth, my chin pushes the lower jaw of the costume head open. So I can kind of pretend like I'm panting, or barking, etc. I don't have any children, and never wanted any, but it is such a magical, wonderful feeling to hear a kid squeal with delight when they get to pet the "giant doggy" XD
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Marie BellaDonna 12 months ago
Reminds me of the Family Guy cutaway, where Meg did a bird call in a park, and Big Bird walked up like, "Yeah?"
#31
Got Married Yesterday. My Bil Bought Us Our Wedding Cake
To be fair, we breed/sell insects, but how many people can say they had a cockroach cake at their wedding? We loved it. My grandma didn't.
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
We have Madagascar hissing cockroaches in a terrarium. I love them, and would love to have a cockroach cake!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I hear they can be really chill and can make excellent smol pets! I've always wanted some. I used to keep isopods (roly-polies) and I really miss having lil critters around.
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Chris Jones 1 year ago
My wedding cake had two lizards with their tails curved together as a topper (I do like lizards). Chocolate orange sponge and was FANTASTIC. Thank you to my lovely sister for making it.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Do you have a favorite lizard species? :D (Mine is a toss-up between the blue-tongued skink and the giant day gecko.)
Load More Replies... Still Going 12 months ago
I hear you! This is a clear sign that the universe wants me to stop eating cake.
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#32
I Got My GF A New Bike Helmet, My Brother-In-Law Got Her A Drake Face-Print Balaclava And Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
I didn't read the title, and wondered what kind of disability he has.. oops!
#33
Mother-In-Law Gave Us This At Our Baby Shower. I Made It Better
Karl der Große 1 year ago
If the original was Noah's Ark, you have to admit that--even without the devil--it's a very dark story.
#34
When The Waiter Accidentally Spills An Entire Glass Of Ice Water Down Your Back And Your Brother In Law Just So Happens To Have His Camera To Capture One Of Your Finest Moments
Ovata Acronicta 1 year ago
I could've used this so bad today. I'm too young to be having hot flashes, but...
#35
Had To Take A Moment To Appreciate The Father-In-Law’s Neatly Stacked Skip
LadySparre 1 year ago
Oh my! That's gonna be nigh impossible to move... 5 cm paving weighs around 125 kg a sqm 🫣
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
We can hope it's being hauled somewhere that will crush it/break it down and recycle it :(
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My Brothers Father-In-Law(6'6")working In Angola With His Crew
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
If you're wondering why there's so many clearly not-Angolan workers in an African country, China is making half the continent its b!tch.
#37
My Father In Law Is A Contractor. This Is Him Installing A Mirror
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
Years ago when we renovated our bathroom/sauna with my now ex-husband, we left written messages in the walls and floors. Also in the same summer we built a deck, and left messages there too. Maybe some day they are found!
Kira Okah 1 year ago
When we removed the wallpaper from the stairway at my dad's house, we found the names and a note from the trio who did so last time back in the 80s written on the wall. So, we added our own names and a note to the wall before re-papering. They do get found :)
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ThisIsMe 1 year ago
When I was a kid, my mom decided to redecorate the bathroom we shared. She was using that old vinyl-like contact paper (not true wall paper) so if she changed her mind later she could mostly peel it off. She let me draw all over the walls first. Later, when she decided to change that paper, we found the drawings survived quite well. Touched them up, recovered, and I hope whomever eventually bought that house got a good laugh out of it.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
There's a message I left on my childhood bedroom floor, under the new flooring. Twenty years later I can still remember what it says!
MaggieMay85 1 year ago
I had a septic tank put it, on it I wrote “Maggie’s s**t is here” on it. I hope someone sees it one day.
Susan W. 1 year ago
Maggie Mae is my puppy's name! Today is her birthday !
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#38
I've Been Buying The Bee Movie Whenever I See It Available For $4 Or Less To Give To My Brother In Law For Ever Holiday Ever
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Some things dont need explanation. Some things are random and imo i think thats just as, or more, funny
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Ray LeBlanc 12 months ago
That sounds like a good prank that will keep going on for years regardless what THAT specific movie had to do with it.
Ray LeBlanc 12 months ago
That sounds like a funny prank that will go on for years , regardless of the reason why THAT specific movie.
RedMarbles 1 year ago
It's not like he commissioned their creation. Better they be kept at this guy's house for years of smiles than tossed in a landfill.
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#39
Me, My Mom, And My Sil’s Mom All Got My Niece The Same Birthday Card…we All Live In Different States
Regina Holt 1 year ago
When I was much younger, my dad hit a deer on the way to work. That year I found a great christmas card with a picture of a deer head mounted on the wall, and outside the window you see the damaged car. I bought one for everyone in the family to give him the same card.
The Starsong Princess 1 year ago
My sister and I bought my dad the same Fathers Day card three years in a row. We did buy it at the same grocery store chain and have similar taste but it’s still weird.
Bridgit Gilmore 11 months ago
A few Mother's Days my brother (ived in Ireland), my sister (living in Idado) and I (living in Italy) all got our Mom (who lived in West Virginia) the same card as she got her Mom, in Pittsburgh! What ARE the odds? It happened a few times over the years!
Still Going 12 months ago
Hahaha, my husband got the same birthday card from three relatives! So funny 😄
#40
My Father In Law’s Mouse. Close Up Of The Little Snowglobe/ Gravel+ Tractor Part
Upstaged75 1 year ago
You can get it from Walmart: https://www.walmart.com/ip/John-Deere-Liquid-Optical-Mouse-with-Pad-Farm-Scene/116648524
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#41
My New Brother-In-Law Got Us A Wedding Present, Engraved With A Personal Touch
#42
My Father-In-Law Baked Cookies For Me
Janelle Collard 1 year ago
Yep! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this!
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Lsai Aeon 1 year ago
Here are the cookie cutters. Balls: https://a.co/d/0cRLdbK No balls: https://a.co/d/d6YQWj0
#43
So I Got My Sister In Law For Secret Santa, I Got Her A Barn Door Shelving Unit. Only Took Three Hours
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
For my 18th birthday I got a big gift box from my then best friend. There was a smaller box inside. Then a smaller. And smaller. And so on. Until I finally opened the last one and pulled out an envelope. It had a note inside, saying "I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party". now after 30 years I still smile at this memory :)
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I remember in the early 90s when I was a kid, that was THE ultimate hilarious thing to do for birthday/Christmas gifts for your best friend/close sibling XD Nested wrapped boxes unto infinity, with some scrap of paper in the last one that said "haha u suck" or whatnot. And then you'd always get them a real gift as well, of course XD I'm so glad you still have a wonderful memory of your friend!
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Oh damn you're evil wrapping everything separately, even the screws. LOL
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Years and years ago, I had an incident where too much oregano wound up falling into my spaghetti sauce. For christmas that year, I see a bunch of small wrapped things with my name on them. I just guessed correctly that they were all different sized of jars of oregano.
#44
It's Beautiful
Dusty's mom 1 year ago
The folks in that old photo behind the tree would understand. They might have had similar conifers. Perfect trees are too common. This has character!
#45
My Father In Law's Halloween Tradition. (Can You Spot Him?)
Caryn C Crespo 1 year ago
Thank you for this because I would have missed it and it's too awesome to miss!
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Ace macbeth 1 year ago
Whole family including the dog conspiring... This is what I like to see! Lol
#46
Got The Danny Devito Life Size Cutout For My Brother And Sister-In-Law. Scares The Hell Out Of You When You Forget He’s Standing There
Penny Fan 1 year ago
My neighbours had this in their lounge window. Scared the c**p out of me every time I went past.
Marie BellaDonna 12 months ago
My Dad had one in the window of his den. It wasn't Danny, it was a NASCAR driver. But the effect was still the same. In fact, it was a double whammy, because you could see the silhouette from the outside, when you pulled up to the house, and you could also see it from the inside, whenever you came out of the bathroom across the hall! I can't tell you how many times that thing made me jump, lol!
Load More Replies... 🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
I used to have Jean Claude Van Damme -cutout in the 90's. I proppd him up to look out of the window. There might still be people who think about this strange, staring man.
#47
Got These Little Ladybirds With Stickers On The Back For A £1 On The Market. I’m Going To Stick Them In Random Places All Over The Mother-In-Law’s Kitchen
MistBorn 1 year ago
He said that because if his mother-in-law finds this post, she will only think that there is one bag , wink wink
Load More Replies... brandyy17 1 year ago
i have googly eyes all over my apartment. i needed 1 googly eye to fix a glass animal i had and my husband saw a giant bag told me to get it cuz it would have the size i need. 2 years later we r half way thru the bag and have started migrating upstairs ( live in a basement apartment in the in laws house). we have done 4 set of googly eyes upstairs and no one has noticed yet.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I have always been so tempted to do this. You have inspired me to finally take the googly plunge!
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Stick a few of them to your bathroom mirror (off to the sides where they won't block your immediate view.) They will delight you every day to see. I had some cat stickers that wouldn't stick to the metal bottles I originally got them for, and I didn't know where else to put them, so I stuck them to my mirror. I now smile every time I look in the mirror and see the kitties off to the sides :)
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#48
Father-In-Law Just Sent Me This From Vegas, Mother-In-Law Told Him, "We Loved The Fast And The Furious."
RagDollLali 1 year ago
I usually don't like correcting people online, but that's CLEARLY Tom Hanks from Die Hard
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Panda-sized Potato 1 year ago (edited)
He's a National Treasure. Was he Leaving Las Vegas? Probably Gone in 60 Seconds. Might have been hitting Snake Eyes at the tables. Thought it was a Honeymoon in Vegas, but turned out to be Trapped in Paradise. Could be a bit of Rage, probably felt Stolen, with money Left Behind. No judgement, though, because It Could Happen to You, Knowing that you might be Next. . . . Ghost Rider.
#49
We Had A Photo Booth At Our Wedding. I Think My Brother In Law Doesn't Understand How Photobooths Work
Pigeons & Peacocks 1 year ago
No, I think he's a comedic genius and now I have to do this! Frankly, mad at myself for not thinking of this myself.
#50
A Picture Of My Brother In Law When He Was 7! I Love It!
Wingsofwrath 1 year ago
Interestingly, some nations like the French used rudder commands, meaning an order to starboard the helm turned the ship to starboard, while other nations like Great Britain prior to 1935 used tiller commands, meaning the order "hard-a-starboard" actually turned the ship port...
Load More Replies... Chris the Bobcat 1 year ago
"...and the contestant that comes closest to one dollar without going over will go on to the Showcase..." wait, what? Oh, wrong wheel.
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
I'm gonna flip this ship around so fast if you don't knock it off back there!
#51
Mother-In-Law Suggested Something Sweet To Commemorate Our Marriage, So We Framed This And Put It Near The Front Door. Now Just Waiting For The Day That She Notices
brandyy17 1 year ago
i would totally do this but my mom doesnt kno the song so she wouldnt understand y its funny
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Tucson Cubb 1 year ago
Listen Artists Lyrics … Yeah Uh-huh So seductive … I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head, girl, don't you stop Keep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoa I'll take you to the candy shop (yeah) Boy, one taste of what I got (uh-huh) I'll have you spendin' all you got (come on) Keep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoa … You could have it your way, how do you want it? You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it? Temperature risin', okay, let's go to the next level Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle I break it down for you now, baby, it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho In the hotel, or in the back of the rental On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor Have your friends teasin' you 'bout how sprung I got ya Wanna show me how you work it, baby? No problem, get on top Then get to bouncin' 'round like a little rider I'm seasoned vet when it come to this s**t After you work up a sweat
#52
My Father In Law Told My Nephew He Would Buy Him An Xbox When He Learns To Ride A Two Wheeler. Not Getting It Today
#53
My Brother In-Laws Halloween Costume
#54
Now That’s Stubbornness
Widdershins66 1 year ago (edited)
My nanna would say "more money than sense" and "a fool and their money are easily parted" 😃
Load More Replies... Kit Black 1 year ago
Maintenance & upkeep of an in-ground pool far outweighs the cost of one of these - especially if it was ten years before he actually wanted a pool again or had a reason for one...
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Yep, my childhood home has always had a pool, and decades ago my mom filled in the "deep end" so that the whole thing is 3' deep - it's easier to maintain that way. We also converted it to a saltwater pool (so no more chlorine pour-ins needed.) But it's still an absolute nightmare to heat and it's ridiculously expensive to do so as well. We have one of those automatic (and slightly creepy) pool-cleaner thingamajigs but we also have a pool guy check it every week. I can't even tell you how many years it's been since ANYONE went swimming (if you don't count my puppy, who leaped into it the first time he was in the backyard, lol.)
Load More Replies... Bean Driller 1 year ago
This makes perfect sense to me. In-ground pools are very expensive, hard to maintain and in many climates, it is actually a detraction when selling a house.
#55
My Sister-In-Law's School Decided To Put "Throwback" Faculty Pictures In The Yearbook, But She's The Only One That Submitted One
Daniel Atkins 1 year ago
Looks like there is one in a military uniform. Doubt they wear that everyday.
#56
In-Laws Live Next To Us, Wife Ran Out Of Baking Powder
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
As a former addict, that would be a LOT of cocaine, were it cocaine XD and worth a LOT of money.
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Reminds me of the time my mother found a suspicious looking baggy when I came home from college. I was shocked and had no idea how it got there, until I realised I had used a small ziplock baggy t0 put some Oregano from her press, because we had no herbs in our college flat and had totally forgotten about it.
Kendall 1 year ago
Would love to hear the convo between them and the cops if for some odd reason they were to just walk up and see that right that second.
Tucson Cubb 1 year ago
Yeah, I was baked.. I mean I was just baking some, uh. Baked goods. What am I drinking?! Coke, Pepsi, goddamn it, pepsi
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My Mother In Laws Eurovision Buffet, Bless Her
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
Now that's pretty cool! I haven't had those Mr. Kipling fancies in donkeys.
#58
This Book I Just Found At My Inlaw's House
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
""The Dirty Parts of the Bible is a humorous adventure across America during the Great Depression - a rollicking tale of love and liquor, preachers and prostitutes, trains and treasure" - seems like an interesting book lol
BewilderedBanana 1 year ago
would probably be even more interesting if it was actually snippets from the dirty parts of the bible :)
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I Got My Sister In Law This Card For Her 40th
#60
Honestly He Could Have Used Plastic Plates But This Got Me Laughing
Chonky Panda 1 year ago
Apparently it's Malay and mean "due to closing", so all the regular art supply stores were closed I guess.
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My Mother In Law Gave My Wife Homemade Cough Syrup For Christmas
Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago
Yeah maybe don't drink that. I mean, you won't be coughing anymore if you do
#62
The Way My Father In Law Pulled Painters Tape (Left) vs. Me (Right)
#63
The Shrine At My Mother In Law’s House. I Love That The Cat Is In The Middle And The Virgin Mary On The Side 🙃
#64
How To Prank Your Mother In Law. Now Everyone That Rents Her Condo This Summer Is Going To The Think She's Illiterate
#65
First Time For My Sister In Law Cooking ... I Think It’s A Little Bit Too Well Done
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
Maybe she should start from simpler recipies, like boiling water? Then boiling potatoes?
#66
My Father In Law Got This Shirt As A Gag Gift. He Has *no Idea* What It Means
#67
My Mother-In-Law Wanted To Share A Youtube Video, She Sent A Picture Of Her Laptop Screen
HTakeover 1 year ago
It's still there. Maybe you typo'd it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg94lnBPLUw
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
In the 80s I asked someone for a copy of a floppy disk. They photocopied it and faxed me the picture.
#68
Meat And Produce Is Expensive Right Now
Dont Sellmyinfo 1 year ago (edited)
I think BIL hit the nail on this one. He thinks Dan(n) is a D**K. Judging from dans post, he’s right.
Donna Rakowiecki 1 year ago
Set it out back let it go bad. Let it get real nasty in that bag and then give it to him for Christmas and tell him it made you think of him.
#69
Kind Of Scary
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I really would NOT want that thing's eyes beholding me, while we're on the subject...
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#70
I'm At My Inlaws, And This Is Quite Literally The Most #fixed Thing I've Ever Seen In My Life
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