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I'm Sammy, you can also call me Donnie, Blitz, or Caine I'm not picky
As you can probably tell I am your local zest fest
HE/HIM.
Trans man, omni and polyamorous!!
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i am a rather silly fellow

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Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I loved it when Futurama subverted the first one. "She's right behind me, isn't she?" "No, I'm in front of you." "WAUGH!"

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

Did he think that the bridge wouldn't notice the additional 30 tons of weight? Maybe he thought the weight limit was a suggestion. This is similar to those trucks peeling back their trailer roofs because they failed to adhere to bridge heights.

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I loved it when Futurama subverted the first one. "She's right behind me, isn't she?" "No, I'm in front of you." "WAUGH!"

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

My brother would never call me sis. He usually refers to me as “stupid pig”

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Not all starving kids starve because their parents are jerks, many starve because so do the parents!

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

The people who consider themselves the "best Christians" are the ones who are the least Christ like

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

You can always count on a Christian to be a pos.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

My uncle fought in Vietnam and doesn't talk about it much but this is almost word for word how he described being in a firefight. You can be engaged with the enemy for hours and not even think about what's happing. Your training immediately kicks in and instinct takes over, you're fighting for the guys to your left and your right. Its after the fight when everything is quiet and you're picking up the pieces of your friends and going through inventory that the fear kicks in. That war broke him, by all accounts he was your average 19 year old with a bright future before the war. He spiraled into a bad place for 30 years, no family, spotty employment, substance abuse issues, ect. before he got therapy and you can still see the cracks sometimes when he gets stressed. If you enjoy the freedoms your country affords you, thank a veteran (I know Vietnam is a bad example). They went through hell so you don't have to.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

My oldest son came out to me as bisexual too. I had no idea what that was. I brought him up in a religion but he's my son and nothing trumps that. He calls me every week and we have a great relationship. I still have my beliefs but I don't go to church anymore. I'm really upset how your coming-out came about.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

Seeing someone in respiratory distress has to be horrifying

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

THANK YOU

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

I hope the exact same thing happens to him in prison. Keep up with the therapy. You are not a victim. You are a warrior and a survivor. He, on the other hand is a goddamned piece of s**t who deserves every horrible thing that happens to him.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

LGBTQ+, not want to follow the family religion (cult), not want to get married, not want kids, fall in love with someone not your family's ideal (the nicest way I could put it), not want to go to college---or dream of college but parents/religion say no, and a long long list of other ways children most likely will not be carbon copies of their parents. If you're not prepared for that, you should never have children at all. At least that'll save them from your religious/manipulative/controlling/sick mind f***s.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

Holy shît

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

"Please no negative comments about this" ugh people are the worst.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

I might not be hardcore christian, but doesn't he tell people to love each other? Why are so many "Christians" who HATE people when that goes against the principles of the BIBLE? I can't stand people who try using religion to justify their crappy treatment of others.

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30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

This is so wrong! They should have to help or owe you some type of compensation when you’re found innocent!!

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

F*****g piece of s**t bigoted parents. They're f*****g hate filled sociopaths.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

This is so wrong! They should have to help or owe you some type of compensation when you’re found innocent!!

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

F*****g piece of s**t bigoted parents. They're f*****g hate filled sociopaths.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

Kill. The word you're looking for is kill.

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

What??!

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 8 items 4 days ago

“Adults Who Are Married, What Small Things You Do Make Your Marriage Stronger?” (30 Answers)

Unless you decide together to make something a competition, especially that chore you both hate: eg: "bet I can fold more laundry than you before we get these two baskets empty." Then you race, and you get it done faster, and it's more fun.

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

That's actually really cute!

“Adults Who Are Married, What Small Things You Do Make Your Marriage Stronger?” (30 Answers)

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

That's actually really cute!

“Adults Who Are Married, What Small Things You Do Make Your Marriage Stronger?” (30 Answers)

Random butt slaps are very important

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

Do you know the scene where whales jump out of water, rotate and let themselves fall back into the water with a big splash? That's my husband about 100 times per night.

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I have walked in on my best friend's corpse after a s*icide.

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I got caught in a rockslide and fell off a cliff while backpacking. Early Spring, things were starting to melt, we were hiking on a ridge and looking for a way down the side, maybe a 60 - 70 degree loose scree slope, to a stream about 500 feet below. I was in the lead, heading down at an angle, rocks kicked out from under my feet, and I fell backwards onto my butt. All of sudden, the entire slope around me began to move en mass, like an island of broken up rocks with me sitting in the middle. I rode it down the hill, bouncing off stuff and trying to stop myself and dig in but no luck, just picking up speed. At the bottom, the hill dropped off to a 40 ft cliff, and I was launched off with the slide. I landed in a pile of debris and loose stuff that previously came down, including a lot of loose snow, which mostly absorbed the energy. I was mostly OK, muddy, lots of scratches and bruises, a separated shoulder and broken tail bone, but I was able to walk out. My one memory is being in mid air, time standing still, and looking to my left at a stove-size boulder likewise suspended in the air, about 6 feet away. Any good size rock would have killed me.

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Work in a mental health unit. Only 2 staff on on nights. Other staff went to lay down for a few minutes as she was doing a double. Had my back turned for about 15 seconds and a very sick man newly diagnosed with schizophrenia came behind me and got me in a choke hold. One of the scariest positions to be in. Even in our self defense training our trainers pretty much said, if someone gets you from behind in a hold, do whatever the f**k you need to do to live. I’m a pretty small human so I really couldn’t move despite flailing like a MF. he had my arms between his legs so I couldn’t reach for my panic alarm. Whole time he was singing ‘tiny dancer’ into my ear. Thank whatever higher power is up there another patient had woken up for some Tylenol. I was seeing stars at this point, could feel my eyes bursting out of my head. I just remember thinking this is how I was going to die and thinking about who would take care of my dog and then everything went black. Woke up on a medical unit. I guess I’d pointed to a sign last second behind our nursing desk that instructs how to call a code white (violent patient) and the patient who woke up did it successfully and kicked the guy holding me in the face to get him off me before security came. Pretty f****d up. Still see the pt that saved me on the unit every once in a while. Always buy him some chocolate bars and coffee when he’s here.

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My husband calling me to tell me his brother took his parents' lives and that I needed to get the dogs and myself out of the house immediately in case his brother was on his way to our house. I was incredibly fortunate that a neighbor let me hide the dogs in her garage and come in until my husband gave me the all clear to go home.

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 6 items 5 days ago

‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

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‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

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‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

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‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

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‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

They didn't count leap years. It's actually 25,932,750,000 days. Yes, it's petty. No, I don't want to talk about it.

‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

Can't have apples anymore, unless I don't want to see my partner. Curse of being engaged to a doctor

‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

Ever notice how Tom's name is "Teacher"?

‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

This is known as Murphy's Law. “The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer.”

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

That’s a lifetime of mockery coming for that poor person.. If we have driving licenses before we’re allowed to drive, people should be tested before they’re allowed to breed 😂

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I like this one. A little cheesy, a little spicy, but mild enough to not be cruel.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

That’s a lifetime of mockery coming for that poor person.. If we have driving licenses before we’re allowed to drive, people should be tested before they’re allowed to breed 😂

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I like this one. A little cheesy, a little spicy, but mild enough to not be cruel.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

***You serious BP?? It's a FREAKING NAME.***

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SammyLawrence27 • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

"birds that go whoop whoop" It's pronounced juggalo.

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

45 Owners Share Hilarious Photos Of Their Pets Being Nosy

That cat is built like a Kia soul.

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

I'm allied wirh ANYONE who hates the British!

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Those schools are easily one of the worst parts of history. [Audible shudder]

“I Watched It All Burn”: 30 People Share What Happened To Kids Who Were Outcasts Growing Up

We love to see a girlboss winning!

“I Watched It All Burn”: 30 People Share What Happened To Kids Who Were Outcasts Growing Up

This is the nicest Christian/Catholic person, imo

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 Hilarious Feline Memes From The Wholesome Cat Community “CatCon Worldwide” (New Pics)

Facts

50 Hilarious Feline Memes From The Wholesome Cat Community “CatCon Worldwide” (New Pics)

Oh my GOD MINE TOO. He gets very angry and huffy when I don't let him lick my food (it will straight up kill him)

50 Introvert Memes For Anyone Who Loves Staying Home And Recharging Their Social Battery

From a weird kid, we didn't wanna get paired with you either

50 Curious Pictures Of Things People Don’t Get To See Often (New Pics)

Someone: Men aren't meant to be pretty! In nature they're always the strong ones, bright colors are for sissies! MEN IN NATURE:

SammyLawrence27 • commented on a post 2 months ago

28 Questions Adults Like Asking Kids Despite Them Being Inappropriate, As Shared Online

TELL. THE. MOM.

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

Artist Creates Insightful Comics To Foster Acceptance Of Transgender Experiences (30 Pics)

Hi! Transmasc guy here. I think you and your coworkers are doing a great job. What I, at least, hoped for was assurance, that I was still loved and supported unconditionally. And my family did that for me, and I'm very grateful for it. You and your coworkers are doing great. It can be an absolute BEAST to deal with dysphoria and hate in today's world, but you and your coworkers helping definitely helped back her up there. Support is everything.

40 Moments Fathers Had To Pick A Name For A Baby, But Failed Epically, As Shared Online

Victoria

"Museum Day": 30 Frugal "Treats" That Prove Good Parenting Is Not About Money

As an eclectic teenager, I can confirm, we love thrift shopping.

"Museum Day": 30 Frugal "Treats" That Prove Good Parenting Is Not About Money

Can confirm! I grew up (and still live) in northeast Kansas, so some days my dad would pack me and my brother in the car and take us to IKEA! I remember loving wandering around the warehouse and hiding in the chairs while my brother tried to catch me. 10/10, take your kids

"Museum Day": 30 Frugal "Treats" That Prove Good Parenting Is Not About Money

It just occurred to me that my mom did this for us our whole childhood! We went to pet world what feels like every week, and I absolutely adored it.

30 Screenshots Of People Having A 'Character Arc' In Real Life

Racist, transphobic, antisemitic, just a general b***h.

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

"Work Sucks, Let's Laugh About It": 50 Relatable Work Memes To Help You Get By

Sharp as a marble, aren't you?

50 Of The Most Bizarre Pics That Got Posted On This No Context Instagram Page

AMONG US

30 “One-In-A-Million Coincidences” People Experienced And Were Left Astonished By

Okay, obviously I feel bad for her, but... Why?? Why would you just traumabomb an audience at an ARTS FESTIVAL?!

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60 Mildly Infuriating Pictures You Can Almost Feel (New Pics)

Security tag in the middle of the book, on the text itself?! What kind of madness is this?

60 Mildly Infuriating Pictures You Can Almost Feel (New Pics)

I shall go on a quest to find the Temporary Truck of the West

60 Mildly Infuriating Pictures You Can Almost Feel (New Pics)

I think that's just user error...

60 Mildly Infuriating Pictures You Can Almost Feel (New Pics)

Not only that but the explanation is so condescending!

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I loved it when Futurama subverted the first one. "She's right behind me, isn't she?" "No, I'm in front of you." "WAUGH!"

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The wilhelm scream needs to die already. Unless it’s a comedic movie, Indiana Jones, or Starwars, it absolutely kills the mood for me in serious action scenes.