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Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 4 hours ago

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 16 items 6 hours ago

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Halfway through I started hearing the song, so your plan worked.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

"When you're alone, and life is making you lonely, you can always do downtime" .

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Halfway through I started hearing the song, so your plan worked.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

"When you're alone, and life is making you lonely, you can always do downtime" .

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I feel like this at work. A phone call can always be an email.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

There's an updated version of ADHD now. It's AD4K.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

30 minutes reading about Greenland is more time that Trump has dedicated to learn about that.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Please don't budgie me....

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Dolly Parton and Carl Dean married in 1966. Sadly Carl passed away last year.

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND CHRISTOPHER GUEST!!!?? Come on let's go!

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

So essentially he stalked her until she gave in 🙄🙄🙄

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Am I the only person that completely freezes when the phone rings? Because, ya know, they might hear me and I'm a crazy person?

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

You mumble, thank you, and run away.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

If it's too loud to say goodbye properly, I wave or bow theatrically. If they don't notice that either, I'm not important enough for them to be offended that I disappeared without saying goodbye.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I’m on year 60 of dealing with “character-building adversities.”

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I love living alone. It's the bestest thing I do for myself. No one complaining, no need for compromising, and no arguments. Ah, the peace is unimaginable.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Problem is, after years of trauma it's nearly impossible not to look a gift horse in the mouth bc trust has vanished.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Oh, wow! Hey, thanks, cause that bit of sage wisdom never, ever occurred to me.

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Bored Retsuko • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

"I Don't Understand Her Either": Fiancé’s Christmas Mug Sparks Unexpected Relationship Drama

Why nowadays does everyone and their dog post each and every banal brain fart online?

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

This exactly, Beansie.

"I Don't Understand Her Either": Fiancé’s Christmas Mug Sparks Unexpected Relationship Drama

Why nowadays does everyone and their dog post each and every banal brain fart online?

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

This exactly, Beansie.

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

Thank you for correcting this myth.

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

*Vu|va.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

It does. I'm not usually a fan of rugs but this is nice.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

But why the dark ceiling? A bit lighter would have been perfect imho.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Right? They seem quite easy to do with a stencil, and it would be much cheaper.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

True, both the grass and the bricks look more saturated.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Not a fan of dark walls either - but I like it wayyyy better than the ugly 70s brown.

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 12 items 1 day ago

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Imagine having to hide your sexuality for 68 years.... Any relationship you'd had throughout the years you'd have to hide. Anytime you fell in love with someone, when you're so in love that you wanna shout it from the rooftops, and you have to keep it a secret. Imagine having to do that decade after decade after decade. Heartbreaking. I'm so happy that he is now able to be married to his love and to show it proudly.

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

Probably because they speak mexican

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

Probably because they speak mexican

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

It was the look on her face that got me. Like "This must be so amazing for all you little people that us stars are singing for you. You're welcome!" I was also horrified that Kristin Wiig was in that. I love her, but man I thought she had more sense.

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

The pooch is not there because reproductive organs are in the way. Unless you are breastfeeding or postpartum, the uterus is behind the symphysis (the bony front part of your pelvis). The pooch is subcutaneous fat.

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

100% Well said.

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

Idk if its personal or what but I love No Doubts music (like spiderwebs) but hate *legit what I consider some of the worst music ive ever heard is Gwen Stefani (like Holla back girl)

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

I need context here.

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

Most modern "artists" wouldn't. It's the worst thing that has happened to music production, I think.

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

That's not even remotely what happened here. She didn't "just" wear a kimono.

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

I did not read all posts, perhaps it has been said. But I'd really like to add that ADHD and Autism spectrum disorder can look way different in girls/woman than in boys/men If I'd known earlier i had ADHD, it would have saved me half a lifetime of struggles. And yes, I've been tested for disorders a a child. They did not know what to look for in the 90's either.

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

Was this in a music video or something?

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Some of my comments have disappeared, is it BP or is it me?

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Bored Retsuko • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Post A "Blurred But Good" Pic Of Your Pet (Closed)

Bored Retsuko • submitted 8 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Post Some Lines From A Song And Let Others Guess It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Come Here On New Year's Eve If You Want To Talk

Hey Pandas, Name Your Favourite 90s Song(S)

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Hey Pandas, Show Some Merch Of Your Favorite Music Artists

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Adorable And The Most Annoying Thing About Your Pets?

Hey Pandas, What Are The Three Best Songs By...

Hey Pandas, What Made You Cry Today?

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Hey Pandas, Post Pics Of Camouflaged Animals (Closed)

Bored Retsuko • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Bored Retsuko • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

Bored Retsuko • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Meme About Your Daily Struggles (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can We Guess The Song From The Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, Make A Poster Of Your Pet If They Were Running For Office

Bored Retsuko • submitted 15 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Fave Animal? Mine Is A Rat.

How Does Boredpanda Work?

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Cartoon Villain?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Pet Names And Why Did You Choose That Name?

Hey Pandas, Post A Meme That You Can Fully Relate To (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Garfield Strip

Hey, Pandas! What's Your Favourite Horror Story / Novel

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About Pineapple Pizza?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Hate But Everyone Loves? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Physical Or Emotional Trait That You Find Attractive, But No One Else Seems To Understand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Cocktails? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Modern Trend That You Just Can't Get Behind? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Know About Australia?

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 4 hours ago

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

A bit creepy?

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Came to say this.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Hmmm, no. You can't be a rude a*****e and then expect people to inform you "hello, you upset me btw :-)" It is your responsibility to read the room to some extent.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

"I Don't Understand Her Either": Fiancé’s Christmas Mug Sparks Unexpected Relationship Drama

Why nowadays does everyone and their dog post each and every banal brain fart online?

50 Pop Culture Moments That Made People Look Away In Discomfort

This exactly, Beansie.

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

Thank you for correcting this myth.

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

*Vu|va.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

It does. I'm not usually a fan of rugs but this is nice.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

But why the dark ceiling? A bit lighter would have been perfect imho.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Right? They seem quite easy to do with a stencil, and it would be much cheaper.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

True, both the grass and the bricks look more saturated.

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Not a fan of dark walls either - but I like it wayyyy better than the ugly 70s brown.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 8 posts 2 days ago

34 Of The Worst Celebrity Infidelity Scandals People Can Remember

Or Dave Grohl

35 People Share Things That Are Normal In Their Country But Offensive Elsewhere

Yeah, worst cultural shock of my life.

35 People Share Things That Are Normal In Their Country But Offensive Elsewhere

Oh dear. Surely they could find a better symbol instead? A money tree or something.

35 People Share Things That Are Normal In Their Country But Offensive Elsewhere

0_o

35 People Share Things That Are Normal In Their Country But Offensive Elsewhere

I like doing this but will get unreasonably mad if pieces stay in my drink. 😂

35 People Share Things That Are Normal In Their Country But Offensive Elsewhere

Clear.

“Put It Away Grandma”: Netizens Slam Madonna’s Steamy D&G Campaign With Brutal Age-Shaming

She wasn't attractive? Lol, I'm so sorry about your poor eyesight.

Mind-Blowing Pop Culture Photos That Few People Have Seen, Including Nancy Reagan Kissing Actor

Because Sonny was an a$$hole to her. :-(

Bored Retsuko • upvoted 20 items 6 hours ago

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND CHRISTOPHER GUEST!!!?? Come on let's go!

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Dolly Parton and Carl Dean married in 1966. Sadly Carl passed away last year.

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Stephen and Tabitha King. He technically has his wife to thank for his career because he originally threw his Carrie manuscript away as he thought it was no good, and she retrieved it and encouraged him to send it to publishers.

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

So essentially he stalked her until she gave in 🙄🙄🙄

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I’m on year 60 of dealing with “character-building adversities.”

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Problem is, after years of trauma it's nearly impossible not to look a gift horse in the mouth bc trust has vanished.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Oh, wow! Hey, thanks, cause that bit of sage wisdom never, ever occurred to me.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

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50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

30 minutes reading about Greenland is more time that Trump has dedicated to learn about that.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

There's an updated version of ADHD now. It's AD4K.

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50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I love living alone. It's the bestest thing I do for myself. No one complaining, no need for compromising, and no arguments. Ah, the peace is unimaginable.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I feel like this at work. A phone call can always be an email.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Please don't budgie me....

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Am I the only person that completely freezes when the phone rings? Because, ya know, they might hear me and I'm a crazy person?

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50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

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