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Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

My pet rats shuddered reading Crystalwitch's comment.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

"Oh no you didn't!"

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

My pet rats shuddered reading Crystalwitch's comment.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

"Oh no you didn't!"

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

The others have been eaten, duh.

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 25 items 1 day ago

Funny

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

Exactly

Funny

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

Exactly

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

Weeping? How can you tell?

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

I use this new, high-tech device called the "knife."

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

I’ve started swimming. I wear cap.. but why when some men have so much body hair!

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Where?

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

You can trust me when I tell you to trust nobody.

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

Hahah! Brilliant

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

Hey, everybody, look what I'm doing! What the hell you looking at?

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

I hope he doesn't see his girlfriend in the crowd with someone else.

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

Is it me or does that look like Robert Smith of The Cure?

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

You'll find out next full moon

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 12 items 2 days ago

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

You just need to step on them then and you've climbed to the top!

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

And there are people who really would believe that.

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

You just need to step on them then and you've climbed to the top!

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

And there are people who really would believe that.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Looks like a paella in the making

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Oh god yes. Us running around woodland in the snow wearing a rugby shirt and *shorts*. Teacher wearing tracksuit and coat and sitting in front of a portable gas heater reading a Playboy he confiscated from a prefect.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Yeah but when I spell it whahat people look at me funny.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Picard is making a statement not asking a question. The word is what. Ha!

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

How can I shame such a cute little face?

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

😲

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Wow, where do you live that it's a holicay?

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

That is not right. There should be afew more cameras.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

divorce

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Excellent!

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Bored Retsuko • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post A "Blurred But Good" Pic Of Your Pet (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post Some Lines From A Song And Let Others Guess It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Come Here On New Year's Eve If You Want To Talk

Bored Retsuko • submitted 6 new posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Name Your Favourite 90s Song(S)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Show Some Merch Of Your Favorite Music Artists

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Adorable And The Most Annoying Thing About Your Pets?

Hey Pandas, What Are The Three Best Songs By...

Hey Pandas, What Made You Cry Today?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post Pics Of Camouflaged Animals (Closed)

Bored Retsuko • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Bored Retsuko • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

Bored Retsuko • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Meme About Your Daily Struggles (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can We Guess The Song From The Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, Make A Poster Of Your Pet If They Were Running For Office

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Fave Animal? Mine Is A Rat.

Bored Retsuko • submitted 14 list additions 2 years ago

How Does Boredpanda Work?

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Cartoon Villain?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Pet Names And Why Did You Choose That Name?

Hey Pandas, Post A Meme That You Can Fully Relate To (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Garfield Strip

Hey, Pandas! What's Your Favourite Horror Story / Novel

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About Pineapple Pizza?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Hate But Everyone Loves? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Physical Or Emotional Trait That You Find Attractive, But No One Else Seems To Understand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Cocktails? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Modern Trend That You Just Can't Get Behind? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Know About Australia?

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

My pet rats shuddered reading Crystalwitch's comment.

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

"Oh no you didn't!"

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

The others have been eaten, duh.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

120 Wholesome And Funny Animal Memes To Help You Ignore The Chaos Happening In The World Right Now

...in which case it would be a one time thing (@Janelle)

120 Wholesome And Funny Animal Memes To Help You Ignore The Chaos Happening In The World Right Now

Such a smart and sweet baby!

120 Wholesome And Funny Animal Memes To Help You Ignore The Chaos Happening In The World Right Now

All of these are magnificent! The rattie in particular (btw, very obviously a pet rat, with so-called Dumbo ear variety), but the others, too.

Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Internet Know-It-Alls Who Embarrassed Themselves By Correcting Others Incorrectly

*you're

Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Memes You Might Want To Share As They’re Too Funny To Keep To Yourself

Or baked them too long.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

60 Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Photos People Took At Work That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

People have no self discipline.

60 Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Photos People Took At Work That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Wait - a driveway? Meaning it's part of someone's property? Filthy rich!

60 Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Photos People Took At Work That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Poor things.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

60 Memes That Deliver Instant Dopamine

True.

60 Memes That Deliver Instant Dopamine

Yep, that's totally a real photo.

60 Memes That Deliver Instant Dopamine

AI cräp

60 Memes That Deliver Instant Dopamine

Then I remind myself I'm my pets' favourite person. (Not that they have much of a choice though, lol.)

If You Are Having A Bad Day, These 67 Wholesome Memes Might Be Exactly What You Need (New Pics)

Such effort!

If You Are Having A Bad Day, These 67 Wholesome Memes Might Be Exactly What You Need (New Pics)

This is so true. :-(

50 Hilariously Relatable College Memes That Might Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Only in the US!

50 Home Professionals Share The Quiet Red Flags They Notice Inside People’s Homes

I have rats (pets!) and they're my main motivation to keep the home clean. Dust is bad for them.

50 People Share Pics Of Things That Don’t Exist Anymore To Make Others Feel Super Old (New Pics)

What :-O

Bored Retsuko • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

"Piip piip, I'm a bird!"

Was Excited The Birds Were Eating The Bread I'd Been Leaving Them

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

Her partner looks oddly bereft tho. Maybe it was his?

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

He looks like he's enjoying it. And it's amusing the lady in the hat in the pool.

Iguana Stealing Some Guacamole At A Resort In Cabo

I Am Not Really Sure What Happened To The Butter, Maybe I Should Ask My Cat

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

10/10, the perfect boiled egg consistency.

Egg Thief

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

Aww, rats are adorable.

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

He's lovin it

Lil Milkshake Thief

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

Upvote for pet rat.

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

How can I shame such a cute little face?

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

Aww, another rat. They have such expressive cute little faces.

Shame Her! Meatball Thief

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

I don't understand

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

1. Not "everyone with kids". 2. How are you supposed to know they are pinworms (which I had to look up, they're more commonly known as threadworms in some places)? 3. Why would anyone _not_ consider going to a doctor if they discovered they had worms in their gut?

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

Like Mulder said: Trust no1

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

You can trust me when I tell you to trust nobody.

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