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Paul Davis • commented on 16 posts 2 days ago

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Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Fortunately the bursts are pretty focused and generated under relatively rare conditions

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

It is weird since the last study I saw showed that almost no children like clowns. It always seemed to be a thing propagated by adults who just assume children love clowns.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Fortunately the bursts are pretty focused and generated under relatively rare conditions

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

It is weird since the last study I saw showed that almost no children like clowns. It always seemed to be a thing propagated by adults who just assume children love clowns.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Every inspection I ever heard of had ludicrous failure rates like this.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Europeans kept sending ships to pick up these tortoises but they were so delicious most of the tortoises got eaten before the ship could return home.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

They're worth a lot of money to people who believe in black magic though, so if you get one please try to get it back from the medical facility.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

How do they know how happy they are though?

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Coincidentally that's what my parents said about me

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

What if it's my wish to end up in a Disneyland vacuum cleaner?

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

But the air's very dry there so you don't really smell things that strongly.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Money can definitely pay down misery

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

They make stone tools that talk?

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

I know this sounds a bit silly but why not put the food on a saucer?. The kitty is having trouble eating and the edges of the can could be too sharp. I don't think this is funny at all. Sorry.

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Paul Davis • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

That's because by the time you see it, it's too late. Vending machines at sea leave no survivors. They're like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Security theatre~

Paul Davis • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

Half these stories are completely pointless. "Like some remote relative once dated some famous person. The end."

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

With not a single word about what she was like, what's the point?

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

Half these stories are completely pointless. "Like some remote relative once dated some famous person. The end."

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

With not a single word about what she was like, what's the point?

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

How the f**k do you not recognize Harrison Ford after that much time with him?

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Paul Davis • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

Half these stories are completely pointless. "Like some remote relative once dated some famous person. The end."

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

With not a single word about what she was like, what's the point?

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Paul Davis • commented on 16 posts 2 days ago

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Fortunately the bursts are pretty focused and generated under relatively rare conditions

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

It is weird since the last study I saw showed that almost no children like clowns. It always seemed to be a thing propagated by adults who just assume children love clowns.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Every inspection I ever heard of had ludicrous failure rates like this.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Europeans kept sending ships to pick up these tortoises but they were so delicious most of the tortoises got eaten before the ship could return home.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

They're worth a lot of money to people who believe in black magic though, so if you get one please try to get it back from the medical facility.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

How do they know how happy they are though?

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Coincidentally that's what my parents said about me

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

What if it's my wish to end up in a Disneyland vacuum cleaner?

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

But the air's very dry there so you don't really smell things that strongly.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Money can definitely pay down misery

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

They make stone tools that talk?

Paul Davis • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

Half these stories are completely pointless. "Like some remote relative once dated some famous person. The end."

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

With not a single word about what she was like, what's the point?

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

How the f**k do you not recognize Harrison Ford after that much time with him?

Woman Won't Give Her Boyfriend The Code To Her Gem-Filled Safe, Asks If She's In The Wrong Here After He Gets Mad

"My boyfriend wants to stab me to death and rape my eye sockets. AITA for saying 'No' to that????"

Paul Davis • upvoted 19 items 2 days ago

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Fortunately the bursts are pretty focused and generated under relatively rare conditions

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

That's because by the time you see it, it's too late. Vending machines at sea leave no survivors. They're like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

It is weird since the last study I saw showed that almost no children like clowns. It always seemed to be a thing propagated by adults who just assume children love clowns.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Every inspection I ever heard of had ludicrous failure rates like this.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Security theatre~

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Europeans kept sending ships to pick up these tortoises but they were so delicious most of the tortoises got eaten before the ship could return home.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

They're worth a lot of money to people who believe in black magic though, so if you get one please try to get it back from the medical facility.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

How do they know how happy they are though?

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Coincidentally that's what my parents said about me

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

What if it's my wish to end up in a Disneyland vacuum cleaner?

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

But the air's very dry there so you don't really smell things that strongly.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Money can definitely pay down misery

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

They make stone tools that talk?

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

I know this sounds a bit silly but why not put the food on a saucer?. The kitty is having trouble eating and the edges of the can could be too sharp. I don't think this is funny at all. Sorry.

Paul Davis • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

30 Folks Who Dated Or Hung Out With Big Celebrities Exposed What It Was Like, As Shared In This Online Group

Half these stories are completely pointless. "Like some remote relative once dated some famous person. The end."

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