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Paula Marshall • commented on 19 posts 4 months ago

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I have an IQ a little over 100 (not 105, higher, just trying not to look like a dccc) I could NEVER do that job! My mind is too plodding and methodical and slow. I try never to get impatient at fast food workers.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Funny! Look out for this one if you ever worry about going into a home, though.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Funny! Look out for this one if you ever worry about going into a home, though.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

The point is that you WRAP them!! Can you not read, Heather? Wrap them in about a foot of TP, take them out every day, spray a little air freshener on them. Damn, I don't miss those days.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Yay!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I appreciate my A cups now that I'm 55.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Hahahaha

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

DAMN, idiots need to find the periods on their phones!!!!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I was standing behind someone around midnight at WM after I got off work. He was unloading in front and there were a couple of things in the basket so I put them on the thing for him. She got done, he got done, then he asked if he could replace the things I touched. I can't remember what was done, I think she told him to go up to customer service. I got my turn, she asked me if I knew him. I said no. I think he was just a nut about germs, but doesn't he know people are always touching things during the day and that germs last a while?

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Wow, this thing needs a minus 30 score. What a dick move. Nothing on why you're divorced. Let him get his own coffee, don't spit in it. Sick.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Nice to see you look at animals as decorations, not family.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Try having cats!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

People are holes to people who clean. I was a cleaner.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Ooh, brag about being rich.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Good metal? That was lame. I hate metal!!!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Learn how to write. You're going to need a decent job.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I've heard this before. That would make this a petty THEFT story, not petty revenge.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I bet he's a Rump fan. Lots of them rely on aid that they don't want others to have.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Animals aren't this smart. If true, coincidence.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Well, did you put their stuff right in front of the entrance (which would be in the back) or the front row? Bad writing.

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Paula Marshall • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Dude are you for real? This implies you ARE the cheater... I hope you get whats coming to you

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Bro, I'm a grammar perfectionist and this whole thing bothers me. Anyone else???

Paula Marshall • commented on 16 posts 9 months ago

The Queen Of England Gives A Speech In A Green Dress And The Photoshoppers Know What To Do (35 Pics)

White trash. Like Rump.

45 Christian Memes That Will Make You Laugh Regardless Of Your Religion

This isn't fucking funny. There's blood all over this person's face. Everyone who posted and laughed needs a baseball bat to the face and knees. Assholes.

The Queen Of England Gives A Speech In A Green Dress And The Photoshoppers Know What To Do (35 Pics)

White trash. Like Rump.

Here Are My 10 New Comics About My Introverted Life With My Extroverted Wife During Lockdown

The washing hands to the birthday song and the taking temperature one were my favorites.

117 Times Cross Stitches Were So Badass, They Were Perfect For 21st Century

Classy.

117 Times Cross Stitches Were So Badass, They Were Perfect For 21st Century

"I hate people, people hate me, I prefer my own best company! Single and secluded, on my own, I can have the best of times all alone, because I HATE PEOPLLLE"!

117 Times Cross Stitches Were So Badass, They Were Perfect For 21st Century

A long time ago, girls used to learn to stitch by doing samplers. They frequently had the alphabet on them. Calm down and learn something.

117 Times Cross Stitches Were So Badass, They Were Perfect For 21st Century

Yes, you are an alcoholic.

117 Times Cross Stitches Were So Badass, They Were Perfect For 21st Century

It's not even on there. It just resembles the cold virus.

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Paula Marshall • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

30 Photos That Show The Reality Of Trying To Finish A Puzzle With Your Cat

I know right WHERE that piece goes ! On the floor. Watch we stick the landing

30 Photos That Show The Reality Of Trying To Finish A Puzzle With Your Cat

No, you were not

Paula Marshall • upvoted an item 1 year ago

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

this is amazing XD

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Paula Marshall • commented on 19 posts 4 months ago

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Funny! Look out for this one if you ever worry about going into a home, though.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

The point is that you WRAP them!! Can you not read, Heather? Wrap them in about a foot of TP, take them out every day, spray a little air freshener on them. Damn, I don't miss those days.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Yay!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I appreciate my A cups now that I'm 55.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Hahahaha

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

DAMN, idiots need to find the periods on their phones!!!!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Wow, this thing needs a minus 30 score. What a dick move. Nothing on why you're divorced. Let him get his own coffee, don't spit in it. Sick.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Nice to see you look at animals as decorations, not family.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Try having cats!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

People are holes to people who clean. I was a cleaner.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Ooh, brag about being rich.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Good metal? That was lame. I hate metal!!!

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Learn how to write. You're going to need a decent job.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I've heard this before. That would make this a petty THEFT story, not petty revenge.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

I bet he's a Rump fan. Lots of them rely on aid that they don't want others to have.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Animals aren't this smart. If true, coincidence.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Well, did you put their stuff right in front of the entrance (which would be in the back) or the front row? Bad writing.

Paula Marshall • commented on a post 9 months ago

The Queen Of England Gives A Speech In A Green Dress And The Photoshoppers Know What To Do (35 Pics)

White trash. Like Rump.

Paula Marshall • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Dude are you for real? This implies you ARE the cheater... I hope you get whats coming to you

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Bro, I'm a grammar perfectionist and this whole thing bothers me. Anyone else???

Paula Marshall • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

30 Photos That Show The Reality Of Trying To Finish A Puzzle With Your Cat

I know right WHERE that piece goes ! On the floor. Watch we stick the landing

30 Photos That Show The Reality Of Trying To Finish A Puzzle With Your Cat

No, you were not

Paula Marshall • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

this is amazing XD

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

SNEAK 100

45 Christian Memes That Will Make You Laugh Regardless Of Your Religion

Everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda. John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

45 Christian Memes That Will Make You Laugh Regardless Of Your Religion

I love that song

Someone Collects Pics Of Preachers Wearing Expensive Designer Items To Show The Other Side Of Church

Most people don't think the "shepherd and his flock" metaphor through to the end. While a shepherd's job is to protect his flock, the sheep aren't his friends or his pets. They're livestock, and his job is to keep them alive so they can be fleeced and slaughtered. Need I say more?

Someone Collects Pics Of Preachers Wearing Expensive Designer Items To Show The Other Side Of Church

Did you know that you still support churches by paying takes (in the US)? As Mark Twain argued: "No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit in the public income thus caused."

Someone Collects Pics Of Preachers Wearing Expensive Designer Items To Show The Other Side Of Church

Church Leaders? Thank God I am an atheist :-)!

Paula Marshall • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago

31 Times People Realized They Knew Or Dated Celebrities When It Was Already Too Late

Looks like Michelle was born classy.

25 Times People Asked To Cover Up Their Scars And Birthmarks, And Tattoo Artists Nailed It

You might not have noticed the scar, but now for the rest of his life, people will ask him why he got a carrot tattoo!

25 Times People Asked To Cover Up Their Scars And Birthmarks, And Tattoo Artists Nailed It

7yo: why didn’t you do a tornado? 🌪 lol

25 Times People Asked To Cover Up Their Scars And Birthmarks, And Tattoo Artists Nailed It

I'm allergic to most plasters (band aids) so the red area would need to be a permanent part for me (assuming it's still red from the tattoo).

30 Hilarious Reasons Why Every Cat Owner Should Get A Glass Table

It could also just be due to the large belly rubbing on the ground combined with overgrooming.

30 Hilarious Reasons Why Every Cat Owner Should Get A Glass Table

I love the big fluffy collar on the right one 😺

Glass Bowl Of Cat!

50 Hilarious Times Students Took Stupidity To The Another Level

Isn't English taught any more? "visit (and, an or a) bakery? so sad, so sad!

50 Hilarious Times Students Took Stupidity To The Another Level

Brat !!

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