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Mystery Egg • upvoted 14 items 3 days ago

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

This assumes you use a cake mix. It's surprisingly easy to make your own, just don't tamper with any flour to leavening (baking powder/soda) ratio.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

I am so glad it isn’t just me! Lol

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

This assumes you use a cake mix. It's surprisingly easy to make your own, just don't tamper with any flour to leavening (baking powder/soda) ratio.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

I am so glad it isn’t just me! Lol

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

I think a different font should be used for Flicker.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

I have the same!

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

If you want to get really complicated, in Britain, the bread typically shaped for hamburgers can also be known as a bap, batch, roll, bun, barm(cake)...

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

I actually have an irrational fear of mirrors at night - I never look into them as I pass by. Daytime I am fine with them.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Blutterflies

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Has a horror film ever been made based on the Pied Piper story?

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

And thats why 3000 persons disappear annually in the US

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

This makes me think of all the dead bodies on Everest, which are also very well preserved for the same reason :-(

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

What a wonderful way to go, but tough on your relatives.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Oh...the jokes that will be made...getting the popcorn ready to read them later. Don't disappoint.

Where's The Mute Button?

Loud person. No. I hate it.

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Mystery Egg • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

30 Brand Fails And Disasters That Seriously Damaged Their Image

I think this is funny

30 Brand Fails And Disasters That Seriously Damaged Their Image

Wait, I don't get it. If he was already sat in a seat, what was the problem? If the flight was overbooked then surely just refuse the people that hadn't yet sat down - presumably because there were no seats left. No?

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 4 days ago

30 Brand Fails And Disasters That Seriously Damaged Their Image

It's neither inappropriate, nor misogynistic. It's a blurred out bucket of chicken, people are making assumptions on their own and then getting upset for what they assume. The fact that you're offended for the sake of being offended is a you problem.

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 6 days ago

"Expresso"

They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Whose Mum Is This

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Cat God

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

Cat Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

The Perspective Makes This Dog Look Like A Big Monster

Mystery Egg • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

They hook on, then when you want the knives out just unhook it and get the knives out. It's pretty simple to get them free

Mystery Egg • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

30 '90s Predictions About The Future We Can Laugh At Since None Of Them Were Correct

Which I have never understood because Brits have better teeth than Americans. Look it up.

30 Brutal Moments When People Realized Their Friends Don't Like Them

Same happened to me. I had a best friend almost 7 years, first friend I had made as an adult. Hung out every day, lived together for a few years, we were each others wingwomen on nights out. Then I got pneumonia and was in hospital for a week. I had people fly 800 miles to visit and help me out when I was discharged. She lived in the same town and never visited or asked how I was. That hurt. We aren't friends now. Not because of that but it was the start of the end of our friendship.

Mystery Egg • upvoted 15 items 1 month ago

30 '90s Predictions About The Future We Can Laugh At Since None Of Them Were Correct

Maybe it's because he's British. According to Americans they all have bad teeth?

30 Brutal Moments When People Realized Their Friends Don't Like Them

I hope you later found better friends

30 '90s Predictions About The Future We Can Laugh At Since None Of Them Were Correct

Maybe it's because he's British. According to Americans they all have bad teeth?

30 Brutal Moments When People Realized Their Friends Don't Like Them

I hope you later found better friends

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

A slum? What are you on about? A lot of our streets still look like this and they're far from slums

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

FYI Mimi Reinhard, who typed up the list, passed away only a couple of days ago. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mimi-reinhard-dies-schindlers-list-typist-dead-age-107/

30 Brutal Moments When People Realized Their Friends Don't Like Them

Wow! I think this person is better off without the toxic friends. What they did was shitty and I hope Karma kicks them in the ass one day!

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

One of his ancestors, Peter, absolutely trashed this mansion in England where he lived. He was fascinated by wheelbarrows and would use them to burst through the hedges. It's sounds crazy, but look it up.

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

We should do that today with billionaires not paying their taxes. I would watch ...

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

beautiful!

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Well the country is a joke now, so they should've let him.

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

That's why I plan on having a child free coronation.

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Weird how women in history are always ✨best friends✨

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

responsibility among the rich!? is that even possible?

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened And Here’s 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

So weird to see Chaplin without his moustache

Out-Of-Friend-Group-Realization-Stories

When they took all the proceeds from the project we had worked on together, and to which I had contributed a great deal of labor, then went to Disney World for a week. Without me.

Out-Of-Friend-Group-Realization-Stories

I remember one Monday in high school I sat down in the cafeteria with my friends and we start talking about how our weekend was. Friend #1 mentions a Will Ferrell movie he saw. I ask if it was funny and he tells me one of the scenes he really liked. Friend #2 chimes in to say "Remember the scene where...?" and recounts another hilarious moment. They both laugh in agreement. "Oh, you saw the movie, too?" I ask and friend #2 confirms. Then friend #3 says: "And remember when friend #4 threw up from food poisoning!" and everyone laughs -- including friend #4, who had no shame. That's when I realized: they all went together and I was never invited. Unfortunately, I developed quite a bit of shame.

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