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Out-Of-Friend-Group-Realization-Stories
When they took all the proceeds from the project we had worked on together, and to which I had contributed a great deal of labor, then went to Disney World for a week. Without me.
Out-Of-Friend-Group-Realization-Stories
I remember one Monday in high school I sat down in the cafeteria with my friends and we start talking about how our weekend was. Friend #1 mentions a Will Ferrell movie he saw. I ask if it was funny and he tells me one of the scenes he really liked. Friend #2 chimes in to say "Remember the scene where...?" and recounts another hilarious moment. They both laugh in agreement. "Oh, you saw the movie, too?" I ask and friend #2 confirms. Then friend #3 says: "And remember when friend #4 threw up from food poisoning!" and everyone laughs -- including friend #4, who had no shame. That's when I realized: they all went together and I was never invited. Unfortunately, I developed quite a bit of shame.Show All 15 Upvotes
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"Expresso"
They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."
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