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Mohammad Abbas • commented on 35 posts 3 months ago

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

They're saying rape and sexual assault is not something to lie about.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

The only 'philosophies' I thought at three were "why are cuss words bad?"

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

They're saying rape and sexual assault is not something to lie about.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

The only 'philosophies' I thought at three were "why are cuss words bad?"

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I choose to believe you are speaking sarcastically.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

SpNs A WeBb aNy s1z3!

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

you comment makes less

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Calling them stupid pricks won't make them learn, that's why.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Karen as a name is racist by your logic then.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

It is... But only with bacteria and you will most likely die before your "immune system builds." That's why we made vaccines, to build your immune system without killing or disfiguring you.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Why must you remind me of that miserable day that Rick May died.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Aragorn II Elessar is too

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I'm not a fan of much popular music, but I still respect it's place in the industry. If people buy it, that means it works for someone out there. I despise pop-country music but still accept that people like it, and I shouldn't spoil it for others.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Quick thinking, FTL neurofunction, really anything but "fast brain"

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Same but in first grade.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Yeah. The best scenario is if you get interested in an advanced topic from a young age so you can stay interested later down the line. I used to watch quantum physics videos when i was 4, but I didn't know what they meant until I was around middle school and re-watched them, and even then I can barely tell you anything.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Eating boogers via WORMHOLE

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

My classmates in kindergarten couldn't even stop gluing glitter to their hands, much less able to keep everyone's attention. The teachers in kindergarten are really good at their jobs.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I read high-school level around fourth and fifth grade.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

What is a synonym for the censored word?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I mean bullets are basically fast-moving lead-filled syringes.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Not even fanfic writer would accept him.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

He put so much of his growth into his height that he forgot about the stuff down below.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

On the contrary, I am a male and the only thing I think when a woman looks in my general direction is "Oh god I did something wrong didn't I?" That goes for most interactions though.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I think he's more of an arrogant brontosaurus.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Who is the unicorn guy?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

The heavy is dead?

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

Re-read the post. I got it now.

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

Why would anyone want to eat her? she would taste like s**t inside

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

@Oak Oconnor maybe Johnny Depp did not want to physically assault a woman. Ever think of that?

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

She's like all those without any redeeming qualities.

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

Really? Thank god.

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Mohammad Abbas • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

It doesn't kill you instantly lol

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

What's Black Wednesday?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

It doesn't kill you instantly lol

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

What's Black Wednesday?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Wear the effing mask. It doesn't really mater if it works or not- It makes others feel better about it, it will not effing kill you- wear the f*****g mask! Btw- I am definitely a right wing person- but guess what? I am not an anti-social idiot. Wear the f*****g mask. It will NOT kill you. It may or may not help you- and it will help people that think it will help. Where's the harm? AND - it saves on wearing make-up ;)

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

I HATE when people ask that question, you’re basically blaming the victim because they didn’t leave. There are many reason abuse victims don’t leave. Many are psychological. When you’re abused (as a woman) your self worth might be very low and you feel you have nowhere else to go. As a man you might be afraid of being made fun of. There are so many reasons but if you have never been in that situation there is NO WAY you should say what you would do. You really don’t know.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

No nurse working a 36 hour shift in a Covid overflowing hospital is going to rush up to you and thank you for not wearing a mask. Covidiot

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Mohammad Abbas • commented on 20 posts 3 months ago

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

They're saying rape and sexual assault is not something to lie about.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

The only 'philosophies' I thought at three were "why are cuss words bad?"

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I choose to believe you are speaking sarcastically.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

SpNs A WeBb aNy s1z3!

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

you comment makes less

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Calling them stupid pricks won't make them learn, that's why.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Karen as a name is racist by your logic then.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

It is... But only with bacteria and you will most likely die before your "immune system builds." That's why we made vaccines, to build your immune system without killing or disfiguring you.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Why must you remind me of that miserable day that Rick May died.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Aragorn II Elessar is too

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Quick thinking, FTL neurofunction, really anything but "fast brain"

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Same but in first grade.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Eating boogers via WORMHOLE

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

My classmates in kindergarten couldn't even stop gluing glitter to their hands, much less able to keep everyone's attention. The teachers in kindergarten are really good at their jobs.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I read high-school level around fourth and fifth grade.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

What is a synonym for the censored word?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I mean bullets are basically fast-moving lead-filled syringes.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Not even fanfic writer would accept him.

Mohammad Abbas • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

It doesn't kill you instantly lol

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

What's Black Wednesday?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

No nurse working a 36 hour shift in a Covid overflowing hospital is going to rush up to you and thank you for not wearing a mask. Covidiot

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

You're correct. Luuta mentions septicemia and that's not true. You could cause an infection to the victim but septicemia would only occur if a very bed infection developed and was totally ignored. The person sucking isn't going to get ill.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

You would need to cut the area with a knife and suck and even then, it's never effective because the venom spreads too fast to be sucked out. But regardless, a Black Widow bite isn't that big of deal. Most times people recover without any medical help at all. Look it up.

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I call BS here. You have an MD as in you have a doctor that you visit. YOU ARE NOT AN MD. How do I know - because I worked in US hospitals in the 90's. Ironic that you choose to lie in this particular thread. And if you insist on this fabrication of yours, post sites about it. You won't because you can't because blindness is EXTREMELY rare in measles and because measles were not that prevalent here where you would have been 'broken'. RIdiculous. If you said you saw blindness in a 3rd world country from measles, well yes since it occurs in conjunction with vitamin A deficiency 99% of the time "DOCTOR".

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

isn't it black friday?

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

Ugh, this looks terrible. I just dislike that A: It's a mix of live action and animation, and B: it's nothing like the original.

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

It's Karen behaviour to point out illogical things, and it is snowflake to have an opinion?

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

So called 'wellness practitioners' call themselves nurses, doctors too, probably. It's a job title, not a profession in these cases, should be illegal

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

If people boy cott this cuz it’s violent there clearly don’t get tom and jerrry

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

People nowadays will complain alot, seems that this is a generation of snowflakes. Yes Karen we know we shouldnt throw a cat under the bus, and how come you dont complain that Jerry moves the entrance of his apartment?? Just bloody chill it is a cartoon, your kid wont be affected IF you taught him/her right

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

The trailer called Tom & Jerry an anime... *facepalm*

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

I prefer if the movie had original animating, as a cartoon, and classical music instead of this modern stuff.

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

It looks a lot better than I thought it would.. Actually I'd say it looks pretty damn good. Lets be positive, ok?

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

No. Just no. And besides that, remember what WB is doing to Johnny Depp before you give them anymore of your hard earned $$.

Tom & Jerry Drops A Movie Trailer And People Are 'Not Sure About This'

Even though cartoon is lit, I think we can give this a try. 🎥

30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

I ran into my ex once (the guy who stalked & harassed me & my kids for a year). He is seriously mental - and he says to me "Wow, you've gained weight" and I said you're right, but I can go on a diet - can you grow hair?

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