Bored Panda

Zenozenobee

Community Member

Zenozenobee

Community Member

Follow (81) Unfollow

0 posts

2.6K comments

163.6K upvotes

34.3K points

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Follow (81) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Zenozenobee • upvoted 39 items 6 hours ago

Jobseeker Is Disappointed That Their Interview Is 35 Minutes Late, Realizes The Recruiter Walked Past Him Several Times

professionalism is a two way street. While it's not a great way to get a job, after thirty five minutes of waiting, they are the ones being unprofessional and it's a good sign of a bad work environment. So leaving is the correct move.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

I've started this comment over about thirty times now - I just can't find the proper words about how absurd this is. "My territory": did she mark him or buy him? Just how does she expect this to work? Does he have to wait for her before asking a female cashier for small change? Does she expect him to come home from work to let the mailman ask him if he's allowed to address the wife for a signature (because "vice versa")? At what point do you ask for sexual orientation so as to impose the proper adressing order? Of simply put: That world between her ears must be quite a quixotic place.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

What the actual f**k????

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Yes but this is a stupid reason

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

So she was posting this garbage in less than a month? Bridezilla seems to think she's the only client of this photographer.

35 People Share Behaviors They Thought Were Normal Because Of Their Family But Realized Were Weird Later On In Life

There's sects or cults that also forbid even herbal tea (like, you heat water to 90*C, pour it over some mint leaves). It's insane what people will do to control other people.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

The whole point of a wedding list used to be to buy things for someone's new house because couples didn't live together before marriage. And they were presents for both of them. How did it become about cars and Gucci purses.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Yep, me. I was in a relationship with someone for 21 years. We never got married. Having someone tell us that we weren't a "committed couple" and so somehow we wouldn't belong at a day of "love and happiness" would equal the end of my friendship with that person.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

"This is my territory"? No. No person is someone else's "territory". No one has to ask the SPOUSE for permission before they talk to someone.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Right , I would like to have my car fully refunded once I turn it back in to the dealer since you know in that situation I wouldn't need it any more.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Imagine being told you need permission to talk to another grown adult

35 People Share Behaviors They Thought Were Normal Because Of Their Family But Realized Were Weird Later On In Life

My dad and sister would make snide jokes about my weight. I was average sized. I can't wear shorts because they made me ashamed of my legs.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

"I copyright THIS ENTIRE YEAR! You can't have your birthday this year because *I'M* having a birthday this year!"

35 People Share Behaviors They Thought Were Normal Because Of Their Family But Realized Were Weird Later On In Life

Is it me or do the insanely religious seem to be the ONLY ones who obsess over sex?

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Plus, by not going you could eat all that beer and cake on your couch in sweatpants!

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Jeez, anyone got the cousin's email address so all the money and flowers can be sent to her instead? I went to a wedding three months after having our first child and I was like a deer in the headlights. My life was upside down, my emotions were upside down and my body was still gigantic. But I loved my belly because I was still processing the fact my tiny baby was not in there any more but outside in the world, where she needs everyone's protection, not just mine. I wasn't ready to be in big groups of people at that point but I am proud of myself for making it at all. I hope the cousin steers clear and focuses on herself and her baby and kicks this piece of trash family member to the kerb permanently.

35 People Share Behaviors They Thought Were Normal Because Of Their Family But Realized Were Weird Later On In Life

Could be cultural. Very seldom where i grew up (France), very common where i live now. (Spain)

30 Of The Funniest Reactions And Memes To The Pope’s AI-Generated “Drip”

F**k you Musk... Nobody asked for your opinion...

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

It’s like an inch and a half at most, get a freaking grip

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Gonna be an excellent step parent

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Imagine how much beer and cake you can buy for 250!

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Well at least this guy got awarded "special guest" and his name is in a similar font size to the bride, so he's a bit further up the hierarchy than Bailey (the one who just "featured" in Emily's wedding, like he was just doing a cameo in a movie). Still won't be considered an equal though

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

who's gonna tell them how many animals die dayly to protect their precious soy fields?

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

How dare the photographer not be sitting on her phone at all hours ready to respond in mere seconds! I bet if she had have done the bride would accuse her of not being busy enough and therefore obviously not very good! Sounds like she just wanted to pick a fight in hoping that they photographer would apologise and offer a discount?

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

How does she think all the other dresses will be made? By robots?! If someone told me they were hand making their dress for my wedding I would be honoured they'd want to spend time and money like that, as handmade dresses usually cost a lot more than shop bought and take a while to make!

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

I'd bring my smoker for some ribs

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

I'd be leaving a sweet voice note thanking them for thanking me for my RSVP but that sadly something has changed and I sadly won't be attending anymore. If they ask why, I'll site the charge.

“Don’t Say You Don’t Have Enough Time”: CEO Sends ‘Motivational’ Email To His Employees, But It Has The Opposite Effect

CEO: compares you to others to make a point. OP: Responds. CEO: "Don't compare yourself to others".

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

I hope the groom listens to the sign and let's Emily enjoy the wedding all by herself as that's what she seems to want to do!

Show All 39 Upvotes

Zenozenobee • commented on a post 6 hours ago

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

She wants her non refundable money black.... Maybe she doesn't understand " non refundable"

This Panda hasn't posted anything yet

Zenozenobee • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Pandas, What's The Weirdest Convo You've Had With Your Parents As An Adult? (Closed)

Zenozenobee • submitted 2 list additions 5 years ago

106 Dirty Business Tactics That You May Not Know Exist

Hey Pandas, Share Vintage Photos Of Your Dads Being Cool!

Zenozenobee • commented on a post 6 hours ago

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

She wants her non refundable money black.... Maybe she doesn't understand " non refundable"

Zenozenobee • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Man Gives His Pregnant SIL The Boot Upon Finding Out She Abandoned His Cat On The Streets

Mine insisted I must rehome our cats (indoor cats at that time)... Went to check with my vet "are you going to eat their poop, lick the litter box or eat the cats? No. You'll be good." We of course kept our cats and my partner took care of the box.

"By The Time This Problem Becomes Obvious, We Will Be Long Gone": Woman Plants Mint In Her Partner's Family's Garden To Get Revenge On Rude Neighbor

Exactly why we plant ours 😋. No mint, no mojito!

40 Real-Life Tattoos That Could Be Called Permanent Mistakes

The others are ugly or WTF... This one is trully sick.

Zenozenobee • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

29 Professions That Attract The Worst Kinds Of People, As Shared Online

I don't know how are estate agents in the world, but in my neigborhoud they went sick. The area became really attractive since we arrived there 4 years ago (not saying we made thé area attractive 😋). I have flyers in my lettre box every day from them. Do I want an estimation ? Do I want to sell? They have clients that want our house can we discuss a price ? We have a "stop pub" sticker on the box but it keep coming. They know one of the neigboor die? The have an offert for the widow the next day. An old woman in our street is sick and spend a few days at the hospital, they "casualy" asked questions like " is she going to Come black? Maybe she should sell thé house and go to a retirement home? Do you have the phone number of her kids?" They make everyone sick and they are going to end up being beat up by an angry grand ma pretty soon.

29 Professions That Attract The Worst Kinds Of People, As Shared Online

I remember when Lady Di died. I was 12, my english teacher gave us homework about the event. We had to buy magazines, cut the photos about her or her family and decorate our notebook with the pictures. My mother kept all our school stuff and gave us the boxes when she down sized. When I found the said notebook I totally forgot about, I really wonder how my teacher thought that would be a good Idea. "Hey, a woman die trying to escape paparazzi, let's ask 30+ kids to buy Voici and Gala to pay these paparazzis and have the face or 2 mourning kids glued on their notebook."

Zenozenobee • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

Mortician Shares Her List Of 9 Toys That Are Super Dangerous To Kids Based On Her 7 Years Of Experience

Oh my, I feel you! I had 3 different people gifting my first born with these. I never used them for my kids and that made me an alien in our group of friends.

"My Daughter Finally Punched The Bully In The Face": Mom Praises Her Child For Standing Up For Herself, Calls Out School's Reaction

The 7 january this year, a 13 yo commited suiicide in France. He had been verbaly abused for a year because he was gay. The parents had warn the school multiple times. (The school had told the abusers they had to stop so for them the case was closed 😤). You're right, verbal abuse is still abuse and it definitivly cause damage.

Zenozenobee • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

40 Of The Worst Examples Of Home Decor That People Thought Deserved To Be Roasted On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

This isn't a chandelier shop?

40 Of The Worst Examples Of Home Decor That People Thought Deserved To Be Roasted On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

If it's the dining room, I'd eat with a helmet on...

30 People Share About The Worst Parents They’ve Ever Met That Made Them Think ‘Those Kids Are Doomed’

Vasectomy is not castration

30 Ridiculous, Creepy Or Gross Real Estate Listings That Deserved To Be Shamed In This Online Group

When is it a good Idea to have carpet in a bathroom ? Never! And around a toilet??? Seriously?

30 Ridiculous, Creepy Or Gross Real Estate Listings That Deserved To Be Shamed In This Online Group

They Say " numerous south facing windows"...

30 Ridiculous, Creepy Or Gross Real Estate Listings That Deserved To Be Shamed In This Online Group

What about the mirrors above the bed? 🤔

Brother Gets Prioritized Over Sister For The Entirety Of Her Life, She Snaps After He Destroys Her Prized Possessions As An Adult

I'm under the impression that the said future would be really soon. He broke something every day at his sister's place, pretty sure he does the same at home and the parents are tired of the his behavior (behavior they seem to enable)

Zenozenobee • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

This Online Group Mocks Bad Parenting Decisions, And These 50 Are Just Terrible

I worked in a lab where (among other stuff) we drug tested dockers' pee. We often had to signify dockers to take complementary test becaude their "beta-HcG" were too high. Could be a testicle cancer .. or that they used their pregnant wife pee.

“Human Body Facts That Will 100% Trigger You”: 27 Obscure Yet Terrifying Facts About Us Revealed By This TikToker

Oh, I've seen one in the lab I was working during summer when I was at university. They always check for tumor when extracting cyst. It's honnestly pretty weird to find hair and teeth in an ovarien cyst but this type of cyst apparently never turn into cancer.

"The Bill Was Close To $1,000": Bride-To-Be Expects SIL To Cover The Entire Bachelorette Dinner, Gets A Reality Check Instead

Well, you're right about the life expectancy of the marriage. The bride and her daughter are living with MIL and FIL... Not with the fiancé. They got engage before experiencing life together. That alone sound bad. Now add the "golden child"/"entitled brat" syndrom, this union is doomed.

"We've Never Spoken Of It": 35 Of The Wildest And Juiciest Secrets And Stories From Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties

The groom/bride isn't always aware of the details. I know a woman who thought she was going to a tea afternoon with friends (what she asked for) but end up being humiliated by the MoH all day/night long with degrading activities. Not the type of person who talk for herself much. She spent a very bad day. Another friend had is Bachelor party months before the wedding to avoid troubles but the best man organized a "kidnapping" the night before the wedding. My friend realised what was about to happen and dodge the bullet. Some friends are not your friends.

40 People That Had The Audacity To File Complaints For The Most Stupid Reasons, Only To Be Shamed Online

The first one was planning to hurry the inheritance but you saved his mother ! Bad firefighter!

Zenozenobee • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

“You’re 60, You Shouldn’t Wear That”: 76 Y.O. Woman Claps Back At Her Critics And Her Response Is Inspiring

She looks great, not sure what's even remotely inappropriate about any of those outfits 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fashion, People

“You’re 60, You Shouldn’t Wear That”: 76 Y.O. Woman Claps Back At Her Critics And Her Response Is Inspiring

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Committed != married. Look at how many married couples split up. Cheat on each other. All that stuff.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Im on the friends side. Anyone with me?

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

It’s like an inch and a half at most, get a freaking grip

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Dear world, this year will be my 45th birthday. I want this day to be MY day of the year so please refrain to have any birthday parties this year!

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

$0 gets you an excuse not to be there and a day at home with the pet(s) of your choice

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Gonna be an excellent step parent

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

It's an 11 year old with braces! I'm 99.9% sure that no one will notice/ care that she has braces and anyone seeing photos won't notice or care either! I bet the bride is just trying to cause a riff between the groom and his ex wife and is now angry that it hasn't worked!

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

I'd say spending the life's savings on a party is pretty much disrespectful to common sense and humanity itself.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

How about they not be part of ANY of your wedding party? That would be my choice

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

What is this thing that brides expect gifts from those they don't invite?!

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Send her this post. She will remove herself.

40 Lunatic Brides Who Were Mocked Online For Losing Touch With Reality

Yes. Yes you would!

This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet

Zenozenobee • 81 followers

Jennifer Rodriguez

Community Member

Arie Thompson

Community Member

T

Community Member

Arshi Khan

Community Member

TheMrsCoachK

Community Member

dhanajiibond

Community Member

bringyourdog

Community Member

jtatt86

Community Member

candidanorwood

Community Member

eeridescence

Community Member

carriemason

Community Member

bmrboyd

Community Member

lornarose

Community Member

serenity328

Community Member

aluapfant

Community Member

bansley

Community Member

msdyto

Community Member

krzysztofrynkiewicz

Community Member

flera2001

Community Member

v_7

Community Member

cruelladevil5665

Community Member

robertsonij

Community Member

bslade

Community Member

aimishbyo

Community Member

allhomeworktutors

Community Member

vikashsharma

Community Member

bohand

Community Member

s-hemmati-82

Community Member

spullen4444

Community Member

jes2011

Community Member

ellewduval

Community Member

ironweasel97

Community Member

pinkyfloydy34

Community Member

zariaheevee

Community Member

frasej3

Community Member

kaotac

Community Member

sun521

Community Member

naadya-beikes

Community Member

diofanta

Community Member

mcjordo

Community Member

jenlew1

Community Member

markalanbaker

Community Member

lammemineshaft

Community Member

mwhillner

Community Member

gage-heather

Community Member

twanna-savell

Community Member

Grace Chon

Community Member

omg_itschristine

Community Member

alexpaul007007

Community Member

ttth_tong

Community Member

autoleasebrooklyn

Community Member

samantha-hammett

Community Member

vincent-reiner

Community Member

ftpaddict

Community Member

xpunkcatx

Community Member

tegan1994

Community Member

malittle_1

Community Member

nicoleld1997

Community Member

empire895

Community Member

semaiscann

Community Member

the_golden_butthole

Community Member

companyaustraliandiamond

Community Member

weam

Community Member

ask

Community Member

nynerds

Community Member

damlopez155

Community Member

si-men1998

Community Member

bfgezerzmax

Community Member

diane_1

Community Member

hectorfierro

Community Member

thangle

Community Member

sasch-gromow2015

Community Member

silverfate

Community Member

phoneuo

Community Member

roque-arias

Community Member

nomad

Community Member

ampelx

Community Member

ari__

Community Member

bdautotech

Community Member

The mob

Community Member

hallowed demon

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact Zenozenobee directly: Email:

Points 34,263 Top 1% overall

App Store App Store

User Submissions

My Illustrations Tell Different Stories, And Here Are 36 Of My Best Works

4comments 32 points

32 Portraits Of People And Movie Characters I Drew In My Sketchbook

8comments 32 points

These Artists Create Pure And Uplifting Comics To Make People Smile (46 New Pics)

4comments 25 points

My 26 Photos Capturing The Very Essence Of Tokyo's Unique Blend Of Tradition And Modernity

2comments 33 points

I Visited Belize And Got To See Many Birds I Had Never Seen Before (31 Pics)

3comments 32 points

Hey Pandas, Share Your Music Instrument

0comments 21 points

Hey Pandas, What’s A New Fact You Recently Learned?

47replies 23 points

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Best Dog Photos That You Took

0comments 30 points

My 60 Surreal Collages That Combine Past And The Future Into Retro-Futuristic Artwork

12comments 43 points

24 Illustrations Depicting The Absurdity Of The Present-Day World By Santiago Bara (New Pics)

15comments 27 points

Around the web

Wait – Did The MCU Forget About Doctor Strange’s Villain Set Up?

6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Ranch’s Kathy Baker

Why Dexter: New Blood’s Ending Was Perfect (After Season 8)

10 Best Lance Reddick Roles in Movies & TV Shows

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Marvel’s Captain America

Get the App

App Store App Store Google News

About us
Contact
Jobs
Advertise
Privacy Policy
Top Users
Newsletter
Cookies