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Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?I posted a nice photo of my mom from when she was a model in her younger days. Some mouth breather commented "I just ****** *** to this". I responded: "Thank you for taking 30 seconds out of your day."
Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?(Don't know if this counts but) 8th Grade. Kid comes up to me and starts talkin' smack about how my friends and I are slow and that he could beat us in any race or event, how we are "slower than turtles because those f*ckers are slow as hell". This is track season mind you so we had plenty of opportunities to prove him wrong... Right before a 200-meter dash and he is in the lineup with myself and 2 other of the supposed slow people, the gun goes off, we run it all out. My friends and I got top 3 and the guy was last. Just to really rub it in we say, "Turtles are slow? I think the animal you are looking for is the tortoise, we were the hare, just not cocky and a lying piece of sh*t.
Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?I know my rights and you should know them too.
Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?" My father will hear about this" Draco Malfoy
Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?This is an example of a terrible comeback. This teacher for band told this girl on french horn that she was too loud. Her comeback was... "At least I don't look like you." We were all like girl what the heck?
Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?a friend told me about this one, it was a group of first graders insulting each other, then one said "well, your not a nice person!" which earned a collective "oooh," from the group around them. oh, the innocence of first graders.
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