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Moriarty2 • upvoted 10 items 9 hours ago

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This literally makes me angry

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Uh oh. The Credit/Debit Card

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This literally makes me angry

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Uh oh. The Credit/Debit Card

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

I wonder if she pokes holes in condoms too. Idiot.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

What a moron

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This person makes me sick.

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Moriarty2 • commented on 2 posts 15 hours ago

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

I'd rather have the calories than toxic chemicals like PFASs leaching into my food.

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Yeah, but it's made by adding garlic and some lemon juice to mayonnaise so clearly eating it in moderation is a must...it's sure delicious though!

Moriarty2 • upvoted 25 items 1 day ago

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50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

What did you wash....a bloody elephant?

Actor Shares An Almost Hard-To-Believe Story Of How A Mix-Up At The Hospital Led To Him Being Named The Way He Is

I literally read Michael Sheens comments in a Welsh accent in my head

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Woman Shares 20 Important Things People Should Know Before Marrying Someone

If you didn't bother reading it, then bugger off until you do.

Woman Shares 20 Important Things People Should Know Before Marrying Someone

Some people change in some ways. There are things that won't ever change for a person, and those are the points that need to be discussed. Religion is an example point for me. I am not and will never be religious, so the "people change, grow and evolve" would not be a suitable way for my partner to think about that aspect of our lives.

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“May Karma Find You All”: Woman’s Brutally Honest Obituary For Her Husband Who Died From Coronavirus Is Going Viral

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Moriarty2 • commented on a post 1 day ago

Woman Shares 20 Important Things People Should Know Before Marrying Someone

One of the core points I think people are missing is that she's asking people to discuss these things so that you know how much you have in common and how much you may need to compromise who you are at your core to be married to a specific person. Speaking from experience, it's exhausting when you constantly have to act a certain way to meet the expectations of your spouse in order to avoid a fight. My first marriage lasted 11 months and was garbage because we disagreed on several of the things on this list and my ex was adamant about getting married anyway. My second marriage is amazing and we have been together almost a decade because we discussed and came to a resolution on everything on this list. We don't agree on everything but we compliment each other excellently and each get to be ourselves.

Moriarty2 • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

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Moriarty2 • commented on 2 posts 15 hours ago

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

I'd rather have the calories than toxic chemicals like PFASs leaching into my food.

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Yeah, but it's made by adding garlic and some lemon juice to mayonnaise so clearly eating it in moderation is a must...it's sure delicious though!

Moriarty2 • commented on a post 1 day ago

Woman Shares 20 Important Things People Should Know Before Marrying Someone

Moriarty2 • commented on a post 2 days ago

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

And they're all mostly the same mascot: eagle, lion, bear etc. only a few schools get creative.

Moriarty2 • commented on a post 1 week ago

29 Twitter Users Share Gaming Consoles That Had Been Forgotten

What the fudge is that? It's adorable!

Moriarty2 • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Carpenter Makes Fun Of Ridiculous Window Shutters On This Instagram And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Pics

Who doesn't want saloon doors when they exit their house?!?!

White Woman Lists All The Things She Had To Learn After Marrying A Black Man, Goes Viral

Yes, definitely. The one I hate the MOST is when a white person asks my spouse a question, (then without giving him time to answer) looks at me and snidely says, "Does he speak English?!?!" My spouse speaks two languages both fluently and eloquently...

Moriarty2 • commented on 4 posts 3 weeks ago

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

I want to hang out with this dog. He seems amazingly fun!

This Guy Perfectly Explains How Absurd Someone Sounds When They Try To Deny Science With 'Common Sense' By Using Analogy Of Chess

A lot of people just believe the liars and people intentionally misleading them because that's what they want to hear. It seems like confirmation bias at its worst. Right now my elderly parents accept any good news as the truth because they still don't grasp that a pandemic is a serious issue.

This Guy Perfectly Explains How Absurd Someone Sounds When They Try To Deny Science With 'Common Sense' By Using Analogy Of Chess

To be fair, part of the problem is that a number of people on TV are claiming to be experts and only those of us with a science or medical background can tell which people are full of crap. When in doubt try to find reputable resources (like actual peer reviewed research papers using "google scholar") and also consider what might be the motivation of the individual making a statement, for example: in February and March it was known that masks/PPE helped stop the spread of COVID-19 but hospitals had so few masks that the general public was discouraged from buying them. Masks have always been known to help but now further research shows they REALLY make a difference in spreading the virus, so now we are all encouraged to wear at least some sort of mask while still saving medical grade N95s for healthcare workers.

47 Pics Of Disney Characters If They Were Fashion Models By Dave Salamanca

From Pocahontas/historical figure.

Moriarty2 • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

40 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Or Cry (New Pics)

A friend says she saw a couple doing this at Walmart the other day.

40 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Or Cry (New Pics)

This is what we all get when a narcissistic psychopath gets elected president...

40 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Or Cry (New Pics)

My spouse kissed me yesterday and my son yelled, "Stop! Social distancing!" And then came over and pushed us apart. He's 5, why can adults not get this concept?

40 ‘My House, Not My Cat’ Pics That You Will Love If You’ve Ever Wanted To Find A Strange Cat Show Up In Your Home

She chose YOU!

Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (30 More New Pics)

Before and after renovation.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Feels more like karma.

'Karen' Attempts To Expose A Barista Who Didn't Serve Her Without A Mask, People 'Tip' Him Over $27,000 Instead

Yup! I'd love to go somewhere with people but I haven't entered a single business since March 14th. *Sigh*. If these idiots won't stop being selfish I'll never get to leave the house again.

'Karen' Attempts To Expose A Barista Who Didn't Serve Her Without A Mask, People 'Tip' Him Over $27,000 Instead

I would totally get a name tag that says, "My name is Karen but don't worry I don't act like a 'Karen'."

35 People Who Got Some Of The Most Ridiculous Food Servings In The Restaurant Business (New Pics)

Yeah, at least this one was probably related to the name of the food ordered.

Moriarty2 • upvoted 14 items 9 hours ago

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This literally makes me angry

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Uh oh. The Credit/Debit Card

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

I wonder if she pokes holes in condoms too. Idiot.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

What a moron

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

I get the point that our choices add up, but I'm keeping the cream in my coffee, thanks.

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

The runt.

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Shit, I love aioli

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Put the cream back in my coffee and you may live, alright?

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Is this a comparison of sweet potatoes and normal potatoes?

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This person makes me sick.

Solidarity

Corona-Jokes

The Hero We Need

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

What did you wash....a bloody elephant?

Moriarty2 • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

Actor Shares An Almost Hard-To-Believe Story Of How A Mix-Up At The Hospital Led To Him Being Named The Way He Is

I literally read Michael Sheens comments in a Welsh accent in my head

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

Woman Shares 20 Important Things People Should Know Before Marrying Someone

If you didn't bother reading it, then bugger off until you do.

Woman Shares 20 Important Things People Should Know Before Marrying Someone

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