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Tom Hanlin • upvoted 29 items 1 month ago

Poland Holds An Event On 4th Of July Where Everyone Pretends To Be American From Ohio

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

It's religion and fable. Nobody really knows how that s**t works.

Poland Holds An Event On 4th Of July Where Everyone Pretends To Be American From Ohio

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

It's religion and fable. Nobody really knows how that s**t works.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

LOL. Not looking too sane there yourself, Brexiters.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

Maybe usa would be more rational, if Britain had control over it. Now they keep acting like teens with temper tantrums, for 300 years

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30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

This is actually wrong for a lot of preparations. It does not inherently make the rice better but more granular and less sticky. But in lots of dishes "sticky" is what you are going for. Never wash a risotto rice, for example. Also, if you wash brown rice, you lose a lot of the texture that makes it special, ending up just with another rice dish.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

It also makes it come across to me as really condescending. Most of these people aren't chefs, and I just wonder how many friend's houses they go to where they're hovering over them in the kitchen just judging

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

This is true. But also, if they're the regular grocery store tomatoes, they don't have much flavor to lose. They're bred for transportation, not for flavor.

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"The Problem With Modern Architecture": This Twitter Account Shares Why Architecture Today Is No Good

Not only are some of these examples cherry-picked and subjective. Some of them are plain dumb. The wooden lecture hall might look pretty, but whoever is sitting on the sides wouldn't be able to see anything on the blackboard or any projected presentation. The old lamps look nice, but are super inefficient, not only because of the light source used, but also because the pretty shape isn't very good at light distribution. And there are many nice looking modern streetlamps, but the author chose the ugliest concrete abomination he could find. It's not even a fair comparison because the pretty lights are mostly used for illuminating areas meant for pedestrians, meanwhile the ugly modern one (which seems to be 30+ years old anyway) is intended to be used to illuminate roads and so needs to be easier and cheaper to manufacture in bulk. I have an old book of streetlights and I can tell you, lamps like this have always been ugly and minimalistic.

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Tom Hanlin • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

What? She's only a little dead. Barely radioactive at all. Much. It keeps her sanitary! Anyway, you've used up your five-minute visiting time, goodbye! Turn in the radiation suit at the door.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

When "u r" writing an essay... you crack me up, seriously. Should I LOL or ROFL?

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

What? She's only a little dead. Barely radioactive at all. Much. It keeps her sanitary! Anyway, you've used up your five-minute visiting time, goodbye! Turn in the radiation suit at the door.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

When "u r" writing an essay... you crack me up, seriously. Should I LOL or ROFL?

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Oh dear. Are you sure you didn't get a degree in astrology instead?

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Meh. You'd need to eat a dozen bananas to get your RDA of potassium. Try something more serious, like potatoes.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I've heard that "you can't be too thin".

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

What? I'd think they'd be delighted to still have a colony. As it is, it's not clear they'll still have a UK in ten years.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

I think it's great that he trained his cat to lie on his head like that.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

I'm not really sure why there is such a thing as a "serrated bread knife". Those things make a mess and leave crumbs everywhere. A good sharp cleaver will go right through the bread without these problems.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

This really depends on what you're going for. Sometimes I want my garlic well-browned and even crispy. It adds a very distinct flavor and texture.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

A) Wrong. B) Also, wrong. If it's brown rice, this might be reasonable. With white rice, you are going to rinse off all of the spray-on vitamins that were added to make it nutritionally similar to brown rice. The vitamins are required by law because you will get diseases of malnutrition without them. I am also not sure how you manage to cook your rice so badly that washing it off somehow, err... helps... something or other? Maybe that's just what your parents did?

Woman Shares Pictures Of A Disturbingly Weird Airbnb She Stayed At Which Was Drenched In 'Hardcore' Christian Decor

I don't really object to Jesus fetish porn, I guess, although it seems less than prudent to display it all over the house, unless your ad is marked #JESUSFETISHPORN ...I'd leave the house immediately and check to make sure I wasn't being followed.

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You Ever Read On A Sign?

Tom Hanlin • commented on 20 posts 1 month ago

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

What? She's only a little dead. Barely radioactive at all. Much. It keeps her sanitary! Anyway, you've used up your five-minute visiting time, goodbye! Turn in the radiation suit at the door.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

When "u r" writing an essay... you crack me up, seriously. Should I LOL or ROFL?

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Oh dear. Are you sure you didn't get a degree in astrology instead?

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Meh. You'd need to eat a dozen bananas to get your RDA of potassium. Try something more serious, like potatoes.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I've heard that "you can't be too thin".

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

What? I'd think they'd be delighted to still have a colony. As it is, it's not clear they'll still have a UK in ten years.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

I think it's great that he trained his cat to lie on his head like that.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

This really depends on what you're going for. Sometimes I want my garlic well-browned and even crispy. It adds a very distinct flavor and texture.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

Woman Shares Pictures Of A Disturbingly Weird Airbnb She Stayed At Which Was Drenched In 'Hardcore' Christian Decor

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

Yes. Decorations on the walls just get meaningless after a while, however beautiful and intricate they seemed originally. My place is almost entirely clear of decorations. It is moderately cluttered with useful things. I can display decorations on screens in every room but the bathroom, if I feel like it, but I can just go outdoors and see nature instead.

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

Make sure it's an oral thermometer, is what I'm saying here.

Store Manager Thinks The IT Guy Has No Right To Disrupt Her Lunch Break, Calls His Boss To Report On Him, Gets Fired Herself Instead

I guess stories about retail sadism and stupidity are very popular right now. Yeah, maybe your boss was a jerk but, do we have to make some weird fetish out of it?

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

Well, yeah! I begged my Mom for these. They seemed fantastic! But, she was a spoilsport and worried about them spraying shrapnel. I mean! I was a KID! I'm almost sure I was SUPPOSED to get hit by shrapnel.

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

Furry? I'm not getting this one. Do they curl up with their tails around their noses? Or are you just saying that they look unbearably adorable? ...how much kibble do they need?

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

Please. Oh PLEASE! It's "lie out", unless they're laying eggs. You "lie down". You can lay down a child, but you always lie down, yourself. People... you... ack!!! going into spasms... someone send for an orthographer or a minimally-trained English teacher... oh, too late, I've "dayd". Dayed? Daid? ...it doesn't matter, take your pick, pike, spade, or spayed dog, I've been mutilated, and I swear, the next person who spells "paid" as "payed" is going to be spayed themselves.

30 Chucklesome Hospital Jokes For Your Own Amusement

Oh, wow, Chuck Norris joke meme. Hey, have you seen the vid that goes "badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom"? It's all the rage on AOL. L0Lz!!!1!11!

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Sorry.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

I believe "Precious Pupp" was a hilarious cartoon somewhen around the 1960s. The name isn't quite as resonant as "D**k Dastardly" but, that is so much more suited for a gentleman. Perhaps they could have called her "Muttly"? The dog had much the same laugh.

Tom Hanlin • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

Poland Holds An Event On 4th Of July Where Everyone Pretends To Be American From Ohio

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50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

It's religion and fable. Nobody really knows how that s**t works.

Funny-Historical-Jokes

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

Maybe usa would be more rational, if Britain had control over it. Now they keep acting like teens with temper tantrums, for 300 years

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

LOL. Not looking too sane there yourself, Brexiters.

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