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Flash Henry

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Flash Henry • commented on a post 1 day ago

30 Times Folks Got Roasted In The Most Brilliant Ways, Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Same. My co-workers all tell me I have Resting Murder Face.

Flash Henry • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

There is nothing more cruel you can do to a child than give them an Irish name and then move them to the US.

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

This is why I learned to forge my mother's signature when I was only 8.

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

There is nothing more cruel you can do to a child than give them an Irish name and then move them to the US.

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

This is why I learned to forge my mother's signature when I was only 8.

People Online Are Pointing Out Bizarre But True Plot Points In Famous Movies (50 Points)

If you read the books, he is pretty damn unstable.

Person Invites You To Learn 'How Rare Is Your Body?' In His Viral Series

I can only raise one, not the other.

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Flash Henry • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

I don't trust a clean construction worker and neither should you

People Online Are Pointing Out Bizarre But True Plot Points In Famous Movies (50 Points)

This is not mentioned in movies, but is explained in the books. JK Rowling addresses the creating food issue in the Deathly Hallows book. I would need to look it up for accuracy, but when Harry and Hermione are alone in the woods starving after Ron left, Rowling made it very clear that wizards and witches cannot create food using magic. They can use magic to manipulate food such as cooking and cleaning, but she makes it very clear that there is no spell or magical device that can create food from nothing. She also explains why the food appears so quickly in such large quantities and is cleaned immediately in Goblet of Fire book. It is the elves making, delivering, and clearing the food. It's explained the work makes them happy. Hermione is of course horrified by this and starts the Society for Promotion of Elfish Welfare (SPEW). It is a shame they could not fit that into the movie. So it is not that they can end world hunger choose not to, they just can't create food with magic.

Flash Henry • commented on 9 posts 2 weeks ago

People Are Calling Out Toxic Parenting Tactics That Are Still Often Viewed As "Normal" (30 Answers)

This one really backfired on my parents. They got my perfect super smart oldest sister, then three kids who turned into trainwrecks because they couldn't live up to her example.

Babysitters Are Sharing The Darkest Secrets They've Uncovered While Working For Seemingly Normal Families (30 Stories)

We had an estate case a few years back where the guy left cash hidden in a ton of books in his library. It took his kids over a month to go through every single book, and in the end they only found like $3,000. Really pissed them off, because their dad left his entire estate to charity.

People Are Calling Out Toxic Parenting Tactics That Are Still Often Viewed As "Normal" (30 Answers)

This one really backfired on my parents. They got my perfect super smart oldest sister, then three kids who turned into trainwrecks because they couldn't live up to her example.

Babysitters Are Sharing The Darkest Secrets They've Uncovered While Working For Seemingly Normal Families (30 Stories)

Hey Pandas, What Quirk Do You Love About Your Pet? (Closed)

My sister's car Daisy used to do that. So strange.

People In This Online Community Appreciate A Good Roast And Here Are 41 Of The Funniest Insults Directed At Celebrities

sometimes I miss that part of the 90s

People Online Share Unpopular Opinions On Musicians, Genres, And The Industry, So Here’re 30 Spot-On Ones

They played part of the Assassin's Creed soundtrack on the NYC classical station a while back. It's really good.

Billions Of Cicadas Emerge After 17 Years In The Ground And Create Chaos In Parts Of The US (30 Pics)

OH MY GOD, experienced that for the first time 2 years ago. Our camper was COVERED

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Flash Henry • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Quirk Do You Love About Your Pet?

It‘s not really a quirk, but what makes me very happy is that my cat is so talkative. Whenever I call his name, he answers as if he wants to say „yeah, what‘s up?“. He really comments on everything with a different kind of meow and I love it.