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blue panda • upvoted 35 items 4 years ago

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Look at the turtle in the back. Look at that sassy leg. This turtle answers to no master.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

I have a Russian tortoise. She lives in a terrarium I made for her. To prevent the cat from messing with her, I put a welded wire mesh on top. The tortoise managed to open a hole large enough for her to get out of the terrarium. She didn't need for me to protect her from the cat.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Look at the turtle in the back. Look at that sassy leg. This turtle answers to no master.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

"What? I'm a fire dog."

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

clearly a duplex.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

We aren't swimming, we're floating.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

The cross street is Swallow. Maybe he's waiting for lunch.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey this is Maddie! Her dad takes her all over the country and takes pictures of her in these really amazing places.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey, somebody's got to watch our rear.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Fred's an Individualist, and doesn't go with the flow. My kinda guy. :D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Now, where can I hide this thing?

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey, where is everybody?

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

I guess "bird brains" aren't so simple minded after all, are they? ;D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey, look what I found Mommy!

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Who's fishing? I'm eating! :D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Making sure to leave a trace on this world.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

'Then ima feed mahself'

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

So THAT's how you break the prison that your hooman traps you in...

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Try a box next time.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

My border collie mix used to do the same thing with the bedroom doorway. The ex was allergic so the bedroom was a no animal zone. The dog kept the cat out, then would put one paw over the threshold. When I'd ask "what are you doing" he'd pull his paw back, then roll over on his back like "nothing mama!"

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Happy face :D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

"Wait! I missed a spot."

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

I haven't owned a dog-horse bicycle motor vehicle for years.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Well that was easy

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Yeah- good luck with that one ;)

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Signs don't apply to me, you silly humans!

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Such a proud mama !!

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Securely Sealed now

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Problem solved.

30 Adorable Cow Photos That Prove They Are Just Big Dogs

I love how the machine is called HappyCow

This Elephant Laughs At Your Rules

This One

Lost Dog

You're Quite The Rebel, You Know That?

This Hamster Is Not Taking Any Of It

This Squid Knows What's Up

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blue panda • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

I is not doggo, I is a hooman.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

For god sake Carol, what does it matter if I'm in it or on it?

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Leave only footprints...

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

'Kevin, what're you doing?' 'I'm a bat!!' ''Kevin you're not a bat. Your Father and I are concerned about you.'

30 Adorable Cow Photos That Prove They Are Just Big Dogs

haha quit it guys it tickles!!

105 Of The Funniest Wrong Number Texts Ever

Love eeeeit!!

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

What's a NES?

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

Looks like it was a draw.

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

I think it has something to do with the chemicals used to develop the pictures.

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

OMG carrots, you guys just keep giving!!

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

They're probably selling them at Top Shop currently.

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

Aaaaand the wedding ring finding carrots strike again!

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

Bonus!

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

mmmmmmdoorknobmuffin

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

Wow, that's impressive!

50 Unbelievable Stories Of People Finding Things They Thought They Lost Forever

Good ol' carrots, finding lost rings since aaaages ago.

142 Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impawsible Not To Laugh At (Part 3)

Well technically he is using it....

142 Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impawsible Not To Laugh At (Part 3)

He's like, 'What? I already killed these ones Karen.'

142 Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impawsible Not To Laugh At (Part 3)

Maybe he thought it was time to walk you for a change.

142 Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impawsible Not To Laugh At (Part 3)

Whatever happened, he looks really happy about it.

blue panda • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

I haven't owned a dog-horse bicycle motor vehicle for years.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

clearly a duplex.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

"What? I'm a fire dog."

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

We aren't swimming, we're floating.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Happy face :D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey this is Maddie! Her dad takes her all over the country and takes pictures of her in these really amazing places.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Look at the turtle in the back. Look at that sassy leg. This turtle answers to no master.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey, where is everybody?

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Yeah- good luck with that one ;)

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Now, where can I hide this thing?

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Well that was easy

Lost Dog

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Fred's an Individualist, and doesn't go with the flow. My kinda guy. :D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Securely Sealed now

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Try a box next time.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

"Wait! I missed a spot."

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

I guess "bird brains" aren't so simple minded after all, are they? ;D

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

So THAT's how you break the prison that your hooman traps you in...

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

The cross street is Swallow. Maybe he's waiting for lunch.

30 Badass Animals Who Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules

Hey, somebody's got to watch our rear.

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