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Architecture, Art

Giant 16th-Century 'Colossus' Sculpture In Florence, Italy Has Entire Rooms Hidden Inside

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Funny

One Time I Got Drunk And Asked Denmark If I Could Borrow Greenland, And They Replied

I Illustrated 31 Phobias For Feartober

I'm pretty sure you aren't serious, but just in case, I want to clarify what a phobia is. It is not just being afraid of something, it is a severe acute anxiety disorder. For example, people with arachniphobia have trouble looking at pictures of spiders, and sometimes even seeing fake Halloween spiders or just saying "spider". People with phobias will go to extreme lengths to avoid their trigger (for example- I don't go into corner stalls in bathrooms because I saw a spider in one [it had used the corner to make a web] when I was 8), and exposure to the trigger can cause panic attacks, nausea, fainting, and heart palpitations (amongst other symptoms). To truly understand what makes something a phobia, I recommend looking at the DSM5 diagnostic requirements.

Funny

One Time I Got Drunk And Asked Denmark If I Could Borrow Greenland, And They Replied

I Illustrated 31 Phobias For Feartober

Stranger Things Cast

Comics

50 Funny Halloween Comics To Celebrate This Day With Laughter

"Freshman To Senior Year, Does This Count As A Glo Up?" People Are Sharing Their Coming-Out ‘Glo Ups’

this is great <3

"Freshman To Senior Year, Does This Count As A Glo Up?" People Are Sharing Their Coming-Out ‘Glo Ups’

Congrats!

Product Design

This Bleeding Nose Candle Is The Strangest Thing You'll Ever See...

Fun-Halloween-Comics

Illustration

I Illustrated 31 Phobias For Feartober

Lgbt Glo Up

Fun-Halloween-Comics

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thud

Funny

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

I think he needs someone to blow up his sword...

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Ming is correct, people. Please stop.

I’ve Been Drawing A Comic Every Day For My Girlfriend For 5 Years (53 Comics, NSFW)

i like this girl

Social Issues

This Man Asked A Simple Question Online That Shut Down The Whole Anti-Abortion Argument

My Uncle Had No Idea Why We Kept Laughing At His Shirt

"Warning - Made In China"

Nike Shoes But No Pants

This Is What Would Happen If Toddlers Could Post On Facebook

My son is 15 and he still says he needs to “get a snack” right when we tell him to get in bed.

Comic-Drawings-Nathan-Bulmer

Guy’s Reaction To Stray Dog Peeing On His Back Enrages The Internet, But Things Take Unexpected Turn

by peeing on his back maybe the dog chose him as his human :)))

This Is What Would Happen If Toddlers Could Post On Facebook

My Dog Is An Asshole

Pants On Fire

Guy comes into the emergency department via Ambulance with burns on his lower extremities. His shoes are charred and the bottoms of his pants are definitely burned away but his skin isn't so bad. He had been trying to use a propane-powered weed burner in his yard (think flame thrower) and things got a little out of control. I smelled alcohol on his breath so I asked the guy if he had been drinking and he looked me directly in the eye and said, "Nooooo". I got drunk just standing next to him. It was a once in a lifetime set up and I couldn't help myself. As straight faced and professionally as possible I said, "Sir...liar, liar, pants on fire". The paramedics all turned at once and ran out of the room they were laughing so hard! The patient just stared at me. He was so drunk it went totally over his head.

Coming Out Of Anaesthetic

Surgeon here. Was doing varicose veins surgery on a very posh middle aged lady. Very cut class accent. There was an anaesthetic that we used that sometimes induced some hallucinations either going under or coming out of anaesthesia and heard some funny things. Anyway this lady was in recovery just coming out of the anaesthetic. The team were around waiting for her to wake up and gag a little on the tube in her throat (for breathing) so we knew it was time to remove it. She gagged, we removed the tube, she smacked her lips and said loudly, in her incredible accent: 'That's the best bit of cock I have had in years!' The whole recovery room just fell about laughing. Luckily she didn't remember it.