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Aduain Captor • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

This is an example of a normal, handsome person turning into a normal, handsome person. Just like everyone else, what in the f**k is wrong with this article.

This Online Group Celebrates Kittens That Are 'Illegally Smol' And Here're 50 Of The Most Adorable Pics

What those kittens felt that moment is what my Mum feels every time I sneeze

Aduain Captor • upvoted 38 items 2 months ago

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

These people were in no way ugly ducklings, and it’s sad they thought/were told that.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

Not only were none of these people ever "ugly" but the idea of calling anyone that, even in jest, doesn't sit well with me at all. There are plenty of normal looking people (like those in the "before" pictures) who will continue to look normal. And that's great too.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

These people were in no way ugly ducklings, and it’s sad they thought/were told that.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

The morality of the Ugly duckling story is not great. It’s essentially stating don’t worry if you’re ugly, you might be beautiful one day. It implies that it’s important to be good looking.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

That's just growing up.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

sometimes you need to accept, that what you see in media is filtered and looking average is totally fine. It doesn't define your worth at all.

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

I'm a cat and I would too

This Online Group Celebrates Kittens That Are 'Illegally Smol' And Here're 50 Of The Most Adorable Pics

3 colors doesn't equal it being a girl. While fairly rare, male 3 color cats do occur.

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Aduain Captor • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

This is an example of a normal, handsome person turning into a normal, handsome person. Just like everyone else, what in the f**k is wrong with this article.

This Online Group Celebrates Kittens That Are 'Illegally Smol' And Here're 50 Of The Most Adorable Pics

What those kittens felt that moment is what my Mum feels every time I sneeze

Aduain Captor • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

26 Times Cheaters Got Exposed On Tinder When Their Partners Edited Their Profiles

Both terms can be used for both and other genders, no sweat.

26 Times Cheaters Got Exposed On Tinder When Their Partners Edited Their Profiles

There's a lot of body shaming going around and while I get that it's used as an insult for a horrible person, it really does not make any sense? Why does it matter that a person has a small penis or is fat or has not had sex? That is completely irrelevant and that hurts nice and ethical people. Shaming someone for being a virgin is extremely harmful towards people who are asexual and that hits close to home. I get that that info can be used against an incel (if you're not familiar with that, those are people who tend to be extremely abusive, manipulative, sexist, racist, homophobic, etc and blame everyone else except themselves for not being able to get into a romantic or sexual relationship) but it's still such a dumb thing to point out. Some people never have sex and that's okay. Some people are overweight and fat and that's okay. None of that makes them any less valid.

45 Photos Which Are Hard To Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

That tree has a quest item inside

Japanese Illustrator Shows How Humans Would Look If We Had Various Animals' Bone Structures (14 Pics)

This reminds me a lot of Ba, the Egyptian god which represents an aspect of the soul. They are pictured as creatures with a body of a bird and a head of a human.

Japanese Illustrator Shows How Humans Would Look If We Had Various Animals' Bone Structures (14 Pics)

YES YES YES, finally another person who understands that front limbs of vertebrates are arms! Not all hope is lost

Japanese Illustrator Shows How Humans Would Look If We Had Various Animals' Bone Structures (14 Pics)

I am so so sad that humans don't know this by default. This is something that needs to be taught in schools, it's simple, it's effective and it proves evolution perfectly.

Aduain Captor • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

This Artist Depicts How Dinosaurs Actually Looked Like, And The Result Might Surprise You

Pigeons are incredibly intelligent, remember faces their entire life, can recognise faces in photographs and themselves in mirrors. They are social animals just like humans, dolphins, elephants, corvids and parrots which made them socially intelligent very similar to humans. Idk what you were trying to prove here

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

I actually really like Nickelback and I don't see how every single song of theirs sounds the same, I can differentiate all of their popular songs very easily.

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

This is why kids should never get fish. Sure, I was a young kid when we got our fish but I was educated on the topic of proper fishkeeping and aquaristics. Our goldfish lived for 18 years and would have lived longer if they hadn't gotten a tumor. I can't believe how many humans buy goldfish and carp, then keep them in miniature bowls or plastic containers thinking they'll thrive. They won't even survive. Fish are living beings, they're not toys, please do research before getting pets. No, I am not one of those stuck-up idiots who think any animal who is not a cat or a dog is exotic and should be "free" because that's bullshit, but I know that any sort of animal deserves proper nourishment, exercise, grooming and personal freedom. Humans should live in symbiosis with other animals, not use them as objects. Honestly, if a human wants to have a tiger as a pet, why not, as long as they got them legally and provide everything a tiger needs.

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

I started reading children books at 2 and encyclopedias at 3, realised they were much more thrilling than magic and fantasy.

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

I don't know who this person is but they're relatable and I love them

People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It's Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

You should be happy they weren't sewing scissors because otherwise you would have gotten electrocuted. (I mean, I can only assume they weren't)

What If Guys Acted Like Girls On Instagram? (New Pics)

If i got invited on a boat, I'd be hands full with bait, lure and hook boxes, carrying my fishing pole, in my shorts, a T-shirt and ready to freaking party (with the fish)

What If Guys Acted Like Girls On Instagram? (New Pics)

Literally the first thing that came to my mind was "is this a Jojo reference" and I'm legit sobbing

People Ask Their Parents How To Cook A 25 Lb Turkey In A Microwave And Here Are 31 Hilarious Responses

The amount of emotion in that reply is incredible.

Russian Fisherman Posts Terrifying Creatures Of The Deep Sea, And People Want Him To Stop (New Pics)

AHHHH LANCETFISH.... they are my favourite fish actually. The long-snouted lancetfish is my fav

Russian Fisherman Posts Terrifying Creatures Of The Deep Sea, And People Want Him To Stop (New Pics)

Not entirely sure if this is a cookie cutter shark because the jaw and the snout look a bit different but this is definitely a deep sea shark. I'm trying to figure out which one it is

Russian Fisherman Posts Terrifying Creatures Of The Deep Sea, And People Want Him To Stop (New Pics)

Sharks are absolutely gorgeous, I agree

Aduain Captor • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

These people were in no way ugly ducklings, and it’s sad they thought/were told that.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

The morality of the Ugly duckling story is not great. It’s essentially stating don’t worry if you’re ugly, you might be beautiful one day. It implies that it’s important to be good looking.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

That's just growing up.

30 “Ugly Ducklings” Share Their Incredible Transformations Into Beautiful Swans (New Pics)

sometimes you need to accept, that what you see in media is filtered and looking average is totally fine. It doesn't define your worth at all.

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

I'm a cat and I would too

This Online Group Celebrates Kittens That Are 'Illegally Smol' And Here're 50 Of The Most Adorable Pics

3 colors doesn't equal it being a girl. While fairly rare, male 3 color cats do occur.

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

Well, that's once instance where you'd have to think really hard about whether it would be worth losing a dose or stabbing him with your epipen

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

ah, I see. tell me more about the things I've lived with for my whole life.

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

the world is so messed up

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

ok. what. the. actual. hell.

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

I think I would have had a conversation with the manager at that point.

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

are you joking? I'm a kid and I would've decked him too

40 Women Are Sharing The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

Just say "Thank you deary, now shush shush and move along, tut tut". And make those hand movements kindergarten teachers make when they are interrupted and send kids along.

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