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This is the coolest thing that I’ve ever heard!

That's so lovely 😂♥️

Yay!

This would be so much fun!

Heart wrenching

Not a small part of my life. Sometimes I feel it’s only my cat that keeps me going. No matter how blue I am, she’s there to snuggle with me.

Yes please, body positivity isn't even bordering on toxic positivity anymore. Just let everyone be without constant judgment

I mean he asked politely enough right

''Everyone is attractive in their own way, unless they're fat. Then they are automatically ugly scum.'' - Society.

Out of context but I think this the defination of what you call 'a healthy relationship.'

I agree 1000% and I live in the US. Who invented this sh*t??

Just remember, a butt load is a valid measurement.

I am fortunate enough to have attended school during the 47 minutes the metric system was on the syllabus in US schools. I am able to converse in both English and Metric (bi-measurement?). Made life in the Army, and living in Germany a lot easier.

Just curious how you count in imperial how far the lightning is? Coz in metric you count every 3 seconds for 1km. When you hear the sound after your count, you divide it in three and get to know how far lightning striked. 3 sec = 1km, 6 sec = 2km etc etc.

I'm going over to metric when I can get in the Kilometer High Club.

Actually the mile is a unit of one thousand paces of a marching Roman legion. (Double pace) "mille" = 1000.

And why is there 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour?

But 5280 feet means 2640 people, if you leave out the pregnant and the disabled. And that is a beautiful number, because if you duly ignore the zero, by subtracting the first digit from the second, you get the third. To me, it all makes sense. Beautiful.

Actually, it was the Romans. Their armies, as they marched along, had somebody counting. Mille (thousand) was a thousand paces. With a 5'8" soldier (sorry about non-metric) carrying a pack, a pace (left, right) was 5.280 feet. So every thousand paces was a mile. Had their spaghetti harvests been better (sorry, anachronism), the mile would be bigger. The distance from the North Pole (through Paris!) to the equator, is 10,000 kilometers, which gives us the meter, the cubic centimeter, the gram, etc. But angles are still courtesy of the Sumerians, who used base 60. 60 is divisible by 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,15,20, and 30, great for merchants.

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I can convert between metric and Imperial but I won't when people ask me to. Learn it yourself dammit!

Math is hard enough.

I love internet dad!!!

Just another reason to wish you were a cat.

My people ! This is terrible, I need to clean the dishes, but I can't.

What a sweet exchange.

I feel seen

Always pet the bird... at your own risk

I had a couple of Jehovah Witnesses who were super persistent at coming to my door over and over again, even though I tried nicely to tell them I wasn’t interested. Last visit, my kitty managed to slink past my legs to the front porch to check out the visitors directly. One of the ladies visibly recoiled, saying, “Oh! A black cat!” Strangely, they never came back to my door after that. I’d call THAT lucky!

At cat cafe, two kittens lay in my lap. It lasted maybe a minute before they argued and fought. But I filmed it and that's what's important.

i wish more men would understand and use that too, because crying is good for your mental health

One of my favorite things about my neighborhood is a little dog who’s name is I kid you not sir Theodore Edward of abtebot he is the goodest boy and loves seeing people his owners mom lives here and she walks him when she has him and everyone loves him we call him thor

I hope you heal from the things you can't atone for because the person you need to ask from atonement from is dead.

Yes, I did.

I miss my poppop.

Anyone else sometimes blow on cold foods and drinks because their brain wasn't braining? Asking for a friend

If I were a cat, this is the cat I would be.

I aspire to be this kind of friend.

At 61 I'll take any cat call that's offered

I've put off everything I could have accomplished! I might be running out of time!

My anxiety delivers at no extra charge

Babe I got SO many books that don't fit since we severely downsized our living space a year and a half ago, if you lived close you might never need ask again. (We've been going around with a box in the back of the car filling up little free libraries whenever we pass one that has space)

I once got really depressed riding on the subway when it struck me that any one of the people standing around me might have been the one to post what I had just read earlier.

this!