50 Tumblr Posts That Won The Internet And Deserve To Stay On It Forever

This is the coolest thing that I’ve ever heard!

That's so lovely 😂♥️

Yay!

This would be so much fun!

Heart wrenching

Not a small part of my life. Sometimes I feel it’s only my cat that keeps me going. No matter how blue I am, she’s there to snuggle with me.

Yes please, body positivity isn't even bordering on toxic positivity anymore. Just let everyone be without constant judgment

I mean he asked politely enough right

''Everyone is attractive in their own way, unless they're fat. Then they are automatically ugly scum.'' - Society.

Out of context but I think this the defination of what you call 'a healthy relationship.'

I agree 1000% and I live in the US. Who invented this sh*t??

I love internet dad!!!

Just another reason to wish you were a cat.

My people ! This is terrible, I need to clean the dishes, but I can't.

What a sweet exchange.

I feel seen

Always pet the bird... at your own risk

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I had a couple of Jehovah Witnesses who were super persistent at coming to my door over and over again, even though I tried nicely to tell them I wasn’t interested. Last visit, my kitty managed to slink past my legs to the front porch to check out the visitors directly. One of the ladies visibly recoiled, saying, “Oh! A black cat!” Strangely, they never came back to my door after that. I’d call THAT lucky!

At cat cafe, two kittens lay in my lap. It lasted maybe a minute before they argued and fought. But I filmed it and that's what's important.

i wish more men would understand and use that too, because crying is good for your mental health

One of my favorite things about my neighborhood is a little dog who’s name is I kid you not sir Theodore Edward of abtebot he is the goodest boy and loves seeing people his owners mom lives here and she walks him when she has him and everyone loves him we call him thor

I hope you heal from the things you can't atone for because the person you need to ask from atonement from is dead.

Yes, I did.

I miss my poppop.

Anyone else sometimes blow on cold foods and drinks because their brain wasn't braining? Asking for a friend

If I were a cat, this is the cat I would be.

I aspire to be this kind of friend.

At 61 I'll take any cat call that's offered

I've put off everything I could have accomplished! I might be running out of time!

My anxiety delivers at no extra charge

Babe I got SO many books that don't fit since we severely downsized our living space a year and a half ago, if you lived close you might never need ask again. (We've been going around with a box in the back of the car filling up little free libraries whenever we pass one that has space)

I once got really depressed riding on the subway when it struck me that any one of the people standing around me might have been the one to post what I had just read earlier.

this!

Had a guy in my apartment complex who didn't have a leg. He had a doormat outside his door that said "hang on i have to put on my leg."

This is not what I was expecting from the expression "a chicken in every pot".

That’s all fine and dandy, but there is no need to knock Cinemasins. They don’t take themselves seriously and neither should you.

Always be kind. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Seriously.

Spot the man

News: boys like attention too

The only sadness I feel for Americans is that they have to wait till 21 to buy booze...

This

I'm 61. I am still waiting to be one of the big kids.

*Boop*

Imagine if you’d already convinced the other person.

She just don't care.

But the tooth fairy is a public service employee, so probably doing the work of three tooth fairies, huge backlogs, etc.

I just learned it is an ADHD trait called doubling, where you are able to do more just because someone else is there.

Think of all the kittens those thighs could hold!

may i absorb the orange’s rage?

Ohhh what was the name of this cryptid?? This pic is great lol

It hasn't yet for me. But I live in hope.

That's what's called "being committed to the prank".

So how it worked was a native speaker would sing the songs in their language to give Phil something to work off of and then he basically nailed it from there on out.

Awesome!

Karma police can get pretty emotional

Ever heard of darvo? The guilty person will deny, pretend not to remember or call you crazy.

I failed because I'm me. That's all the reason I need to fail.

You don’t let you baby on the couch🙁He’s not your baby then, he’s just a dog to you. How sad.

"Then, later, we can pay bills and wash dishes!"

4 crows is murder.

In the digital knock off uno games, they do let you play plus two cards, revers and skip in any round no matter who played what first.

I'd loved to have heard that discussion

Did it work?

Of course, my warped brain said "Onionized". I'm a cook.

Bro I will 100% take you out for a steak dinner and a weird arthouse movie at the Cinematheque. One date, no strings attached. (Note: this offer open to anyone who needs it... but being within driving distance of me [note: my car literally blew up Sunday so "when I have acar" also applies] would help a whole heck of a lot. My partner will probably also come, so you get two dates for the price of one!)

I want Morgan Freeman to sing sassy songs about my life