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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky made this quote famous, and it has transcended the sporting realm.
It’s an inspiring message that encourages people to take action despite the risk of failure. After all, you never know whether or not success is around the corner unless you try.
However, not all the shots you take deserve recognition, especially if you’re trying to push a particular agenda or pull another person down. It’s the kind of attempts featured on this subreddit, where we lifted the photos you’re about to see as you scroll through.
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#3
To Make Fun Of Bernie's Ideology
Late 2000s/early 2010s meme culture gave birth to the phrase “epic fail,” a term many would still likely use to describe the miserable attempts featured on this list. If you came of age at that time or are simply familiar with it, the expression was one of the famous put-downs used to highlight someone’s misfire.
#4
To Be A Bigot
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
How gracious of them to respond to such a major asshole as this man is. And it appears he is a "Christian" as well.
#5
To Kidnap A 5 Year Old Girl
#6
To Do Something “Nicely”
Finding joy in someone else’s misfortunes is what experts refer to as schadenfreude. And according to neuroscientist Dr. Dean Burnett, it is a common emotion resulting from “deeply ingrained processes” in our brain.
In his article for BBC Science, Dr. Burnett explained that it all comes down to social status and how we want others to perceive us. One way to improve that status is to see someone else lower theirs.
#7
To Starve The Wedding Photographer
#8
To Write An Obituary
#9
To Insult Instagram
Dr. Burnett clarified that schadenfreude typically only happens when we see someone “deserve it.” We tend not to enjoy the misfortunes of likable people because of another brain tendency he referred to as the “Just World” bias.
“Our brains have evolved to assume that the world is a fair place, even if the actual evidence for this doesn’t stack up,” Dr. Burnett wrote, adding that our brains also positively respond to perceived fairness, like how they do to raised social status.
#10
To Buy A Pizza From A Real Pizza Place
#11
At Complimenting A Cat
CalamityOne 4 days ago
I dunno, I've known some cats that were total d*cks, but they weren't bigots
#12
To Have Free Speech
While it may seem sinister, enjoying another person’s failure has its upsides. According to psychologist Dr. Mark Travers, one benefit is that it reminds people that those who violate social justice will receive their comeuppance.
“It’s like a shot of self-esteem, reminding you that you may not be so bad after all, and that others are worse off,” he wrote.
#13
To Drive To A Rally
#14
To Describe
#15
To Build A Bridge To Get Over It
Multa Nocte 4 days ago (edited)
I think those Jewish space lasers did it. They caused the storm, obviously.
Dr. Travers did mention the downsides of schadenfreude, one of which is draining your empathy reserves. And like all things in life, it all comes down to finding a balance.
“In the future, take a moment to pause and ask yourself why you’re feeling schadenfreude. Is it for the secret self-esteem boost? Or is it maybe a bad habit spiraling out of control?”
#16
To Go To The Bathroom
Colleen Glim 4 days ago
Pick one. You’ve got a 50/50 shot at being right. Either way you get to pee. Sounds like a win to me
#17
To Abbreviate Their Business Name
Alex Kennedy 4 days ago
Almost like it’s not a real business and was just created for the joke
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highwaycrossingfrog 4 days ago
Lol reminds me of Tobias' numberplate ANUSTART in Arrested Development
Nova Rook 4 days ago
Tobias was an amazing analyst and therapist, or "Analrapist" as he would say.
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Roni Stone 4 days ago
"SUPCNT"!!!!! At my age, I'm supposed to pretend I don't know what that means. BWWWAAAHHHAAAA. 😂😂😂😂
R1MV4Superleggera 3 days ago
Utterly surprised that BP didn't censored the licence plate of that pickup truck....you know why, ya dirty minded besterds! 😅
Orange Mum 4 days ago
This is almost Australian in its comedic relief, love it. Here in Oz, this is how we greet people we love
Nova Rook 4 days ago
Saw a car the other day with two stickers on the window. One was "M**f hunter" and the other said "My other ride is your mother". I assume a bet was lost.
Bob Brooce 4 days ago
Don't count on it. I've seen a pickup with a sign in the back window, with 8 or 10" letters, that says "I Bang Local Milfs". Some people have no shame, some people compensate for their shortcomings, and some people are in the overlap of that Venn diagram.
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#18
To Scam With My Dad’s Profile
#19
To Create A Natural Wonder
#20
To Translate
#21
To Spell
#22
To Bribe A Juror
Dave Nalesnik 4 days ago
When you fail hard at embezzlement, maybe bribery isn’t your thing either
#23
To Be Patriotic For D Day Remembrance
#24
To Show Diversity
#25
To Identify The Motorcycle You Are Posing With
#26
To Claim 25,000 People Were In The Crowd
#27
To Put A Mattress Into A Toyota Lexus Sedan
#28
To Chat With Comically Inept Customer Service
Daisydaisy 4 days ago
Oh god, this is horrendous and I'm sure we can all relate! Let's not allow AI, bluetooth, the internet and all associated nonsense take over the human world!
#29
To Blame Women For Not Watching The Marvels
#30
To Run For Public Office
#31
To Be A Rebel
#33
To Cook Brownies As A High Altitude
Made from scratch brownies following Martha Stewart and snoop dogs bow wow recipe. Forgot I was visiting my sister in the mountains of Colorado.
#34
To Cheat In Peace
LookASquirrel 4 days ago
I read the comments on Reddit on this and agree that this woman has no idea what is actually going on and could cause serious trouble. I hate flying and had to fly by myself for work and did not want to go. Plus both my dad and husband's dad were sick at the time. I got seated next to a decent looking guy close to my age, 30s, and we made small talk, he was heading to chicago business too and used to work with someone really nice that i did. he was drinking bears and me lots of wine and he helped me not be so nervous. IIRC he was single but it was not flirty. Just 2 people k*****g time and drinking. I told my husband all about him because he was so worried about me because I cried the entire way to the airport. My seatmates home not so great but i wasn't as nervous heading to the airport to go home. She should have minded her business.
#35
To Be A Responsible Company
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
Yes, all apricot pits contain cyanide in them. Why would anyone want to eat them?
#37
To Open A Gay Club In A Muslim Country
#38
At First Class Privacy
#39
To Seperate Church And State
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
When I was younger and lived in the US, I thought there was this thing in the US Constitution about the separation of church and state. However, it's possible I am remembering that incorrectly . . . .
#40
To Compare President To Jesus
#41
To Have A Rewards Program
#42
To Make An American Flag Cake. (Candy Bar To Prove The Photo Wasn't Flipped)
Charles McChristy 4 days ago
This is the way our military wear the flag. The horizontal flip is perfectly fine.
#43
To Play The Victim
#44
To Pick An Anniversary Gift For My Girlfriend From Hallmark
#45
To Clarify A Misunderstanding
Norfolk and good 4 days ago
This guy is obsessed with fathering as many children as possible. He has potentially fathered 600 children just in the Netherlands. The Netherlands is a small country, so there's a genuine concern that some of these children may grow up and end up unknowingly being in a relationship with a half sibling.
#46
To Be Democratic
#47
To Break Into The Washing Machine At My Apartment Complex
#48
To Be A Team
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
Together We Can Ahieve Mre - a slogan we can all get behind. I mean a slogan we can all gt bhind.
#49
By The New York Times To Be A Semi-Respectable Publication… Instead It’s Publishing Lies As Opinion Pieces
#50
To Be The Last Arabic Style Mosque In China
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago (edited)
China isn't very keen about muslims or black people, infact they're commiting a genocide against the uyghur population in Xinjiang
#51
To Maintain Composure
#53
To Stop Making Star Wars Videos
highwaycrossingfrog 4 days ago (edited)
I think there was an attempt to make a comprehensible graphic
#54
To Make It Illegal To Collect Rainwater
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
So, I just did some research on this because it sounds so horrific. It turns out that all the same restrictions apply equally to all Israelis and Palestinians. These restrictions are part of the Oslo peace agreement, so the Palestinian government agreed to the program. Individuals, whether Palestinian or Israeli, *are* permitted to collect rainwater in buckets on their own property. However, the construction of rainwater collection apparatuses (more complex than buckets) requires a permit *for anyone*. This is because large scale water collection disrupts local agriculture, both in the Palestinian Territories and in Israel.
#55
To Apologize For Committing Crimes Against Humanity
#56
To Stay Secret
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
How is defacing stuff supposed to draw support for a cause? All it does is p**s everyone off and make them pretty sure your cause is supported by a bunch of selfish pricks.
#57
At Leaving A Review For A Dr.’s Office
#58
By An Israeli Youtuber And His Family To Lie About A Vietnamese Cafe Being Antisemitic
Billo66 4 days ago
I really need to read more about this. Im in the US, we don't exactly get impartial news thanks to the wealthy owning the media. But we have been led to believe Hamas started it. I guess what I'm getting now is Israel is using excessive force because of this. All as an excuse to perpetrate a genocide? Is that close? I'm sorry for my ignorance. I really do want to learn unbiased truth.
#60
To Condemn Hummus
#61
At Journalism
#63
To Threaten Spain
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
This is not a threat to attack. It’s a threat to take political or economic action.
#64
To Have Democratic Elections Without Foreign Interference
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Zig Zag Wanderer 4 days ago
Well, that was a 'bait & switch' if ever I saw one. Pretend to be funny, slip in 80% political diatribes.
Mauricio Benedek Moas 4 days ago
What the f*** happened in this article?? Was it written by Iran?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
All the Hamas stuff was weird. Just thrown into what was a pretty decent listicle. And very clearly supporting one strong point of view. Strange. Again I have to wonder who's really behind Bored Panda.
Zig Zag Wanderer 4 days ago
Well, that was a 'bait & switch' if ever I saw one. Pretend to be funny, slip in 80% political diatribes.
Mauricio Benedek Moas 4 days ago
What the f*** happened in this article?? Was it written by Iran?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
All the Hamas stuff was weird. Just thrown into what was a pretty decent listicle. And very clearly supporting one strong point of view. Strange. Again I have to wonder who's really behind Bored Panda.
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