i think the blue button controls the rate of flow

A small price to get rid of a clear psychopath.

Next time find a trash panda not a trash partner! They are cuter

"It's not my fault! They're very good boys!"

What an asshat

How do couples like this even get married.

What a nice cuddle, all warm and toezy.

Clever bastard.

Oh, the irony

Lol so close

0 to creep real quick.

OMG 😲, it shouldn't have been anywhere she'd have thought it was clean then 😳

Dude is Jupid

Ewwww!

Gosh, that is a lot of toilet paper used in two weeks! Are you alright? 😄

Did he give you a pole for pole dancing?

Ik ik ew!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Forget about that! Where did you buy this knife from? I'm interested

ok so he is a Solutions Engineer, but is he a Good Solutions Engineer?

Game must be very energy intensive because that's a hell of a lot of calories.

When your wife asks you to do something and you want to make sure she won't ask again😡😡😡😡😡

Wth is wrong with him 😐

My dog did this one time when I left a pack on coffee table

One of the positive things of not having a roommate is that you are not in danger to end up in jail

I'll help you pack! But take the dessert with you

Is he German by any chance, lol.

It's still good enough to cut his throat. Accidents do happen....

That guy is either blind or has never in his life cooked rice before.

man this takes some skill

instant red flag-

I hope that woman finds a way out of this relationship

Leave empty condom packages in his night stand... He will get the message.

He thinks this is the pad for writing down the shopping list.

Mix all ten bags and you have your very own custom bag of party mix!

I don’t think they know what coasters are used for actually

I am sure he did not misunderstood. 😂

😂😂😂

Mushroom style

At least he did not take it with him into the toliet.

And a tin can came rolling out and nearly missed your socks .....

Why bother keeping the box at that point?!

you don't store things in the oven!! is for cooking, not storing

Awwwwwww brutal, just brutal - virtual hugs

His system is not functioning properly needs a reboot

THAT!!! That's how my wife does it!!!

Is Bae 4 years old?

That's my pet peeve I honestly! Grew up in a house where noone was finishing any product! Bathroom full of unfinished shampoos and shower gels with me always showering with the leftovers so i can throw them out

She can throw that at him as she chases him out of the house.

My husband does this but with bottles, sodas, anything with Ali’s he closes it xtra tight, sometimes he himself can’t open it

I live with my husband and 20year old son, that’s does some of this stuff so far, help me…

Treat him like the toddler he is and teach him how to properly tear of one sheet. Use your best kindergarten teacher language to educate him.

I've done this when my toes where cold but my heels felt like they were sunburned. Does he perhaps have neuropathy?

That reminds me. Haven't had peanut butter on toast for a while. Must make some. Also, that jar isn't empty.

Put his pants right beside the washing machine instead of just in it.

This used to happen to me a lot with my hubby. Would gripe at him over it all the time. I'm usually the one that washes and puts away dishes. Last time he did this (5 years ago or so) he almost cut his middle finger off trying to get a spoon in the middle of the night... I got a tremendous amount of "I'm sorry" comments on the way to the hospital. He's never done this again since. People can be dense sometimes.

You know you can get a divorce, right?