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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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Lazy_Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every. Single. Time. This is why I can't to be old, I get to roast people so good.

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IlovemydogShilo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In that logic why are they speaking in English if they are in America and not England?

Full of Giggles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s like these people have never heard of Puerto Rico.

Jode Mode
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I can’t believe I have a related story: I have a bunch of mental health issues and like everyone else, depression seems to be the main symptom. I was with a new friend of mine who was a quadriplegic, & we were having lunch at a restaurant. When I got there, I apologize for being grumpy, and said that I had a mood swing triggered by something on the way there, but wanted to try to make the best of our day. She looked at me and said, “Why don’t you just think about positive things and be happy? “And without missing a beat I looked at her I said, “Why don’t you just think about standing up and walking and do it?“ I’m so glad you said that to that horrible woman. People are so isocentric it’s mind-boggling; so glad you shared that story. AND I’ve posted on here before, about how the word “just” can be so toxic - perfect examples!

Ryan Collins
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was your friends reaction? Was she mad, or did she find it funny?

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Gaétan Bouthillier
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America is not a country, it is a continent in which millions of people speak Spanish.

Mona Lisa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you're a bit confused there, sweet. North America is a continent. The United State of America is often shortened to 'America'. 'Americas' refer to both North and South America.

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Sheryl Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant !!👌😂 & before the " Disability Police " start whining I'm in a wheelchair !!😀

Evelyn Haskins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Though what I dispute is that USAmerican IS English! Close. A bit like Spanish and Portuguese

BasedWang12
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't even have an official language. I f*****g hate when people say this

Janet Graham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that attitude that folks can't speak anything but English. I would love to be bilingual. My dad was forced to stop speaking German at home during WWII.

Mayo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can imagine that the old white lady in the wheel isn't supposed to be old, but also obese.

Marissa Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh s**t hahaha also since when was english America's offical languages. Espcially considering we were trying to Leave englad and all english shouldn't really be around yeah?

Mozzarella
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just free coffee? I would give her 300$ my house my car and a novel prize for that.

Isaac Harvey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“You have a brain, try using it!” (To the b***h in question)

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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JamezyJamez
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2 years ago

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Should give them both a coffee. We need to heal, even if that means giving alms to the lost ones

Wheeskers
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2 years ago

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I'm still stunned at the rudeness of all involved. ALL.

Jessi Zultanky
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2 years ago

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i agree the disabled woman was wrong to butt in and say something so insensitive and rude but what the other woman commented in response is not okay. it's ableist. not everyone in a wheelchair can't walk so assuming that is ignorant. also you have no idea the feelings and misgivings that come with being disabled (as i am). i understand that she was wrong but it didn't merit being slandered like that over her medical conditions.

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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#50

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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#55

Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.

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#56

At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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Chris M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.

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#57

I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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#59

Because They Get Fired

Because They Get Fired

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Eagle Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries

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#63

The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

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#67

The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.

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#68

Car Thief's Nowadays

Car Thief's Nowadays

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J. F.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals

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#69

Hate Cancel Culture

Hate Cancel Culture

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#72

Why Didn't He Try Again????

Why Didn't He Try Again????

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#74

Complete F**king Legend

Complete F**king Legend

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Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.

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#77

I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

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#78

He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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#80

Love That Disney Channel!!!

Love That Disney Channel!!!

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#81

Oh How The Turn Tables….

Oh How The Turn Tables….

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk

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#83

Ironic, Isn't It?

Ironic, Isn't It?

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.

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#84

He “Died” At 33…

He “Died” At 33…

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#86

Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

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#87

Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

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#88

Idiots Gonna Idiot!

Idiots Gonna Idiot!

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#90

Compound Interest

Compound Interest

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Eagle Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets

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#93

Is This A Comeback? Idk

Is This A Comeback? Idk

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Rachknits
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'How to tell you're not over someone without saying you're not over them'

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#94

Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

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#96

Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

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Chris M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.

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#98

This Must Be Nice

This Must Be Nice

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.

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#99

Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

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Ally Joy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time

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#101

Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.

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#102

Equality In A Nutshell

Equality In A Nutshell

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phil blanque
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

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#103

Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

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#106

Double Standards

Double Standards

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Tom Hanlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?

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#107

This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

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#108

Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

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Eagle Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol

#109

Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

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#110

A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.

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#111

Copy And Paste Attack

Copy And Paste Attack

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#114

Cant Think Of A Title

Cant Think Of A Title

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#116

Destruction 100

Destruction 100

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WhyAmIHere
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.

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#118

Full Support

Full Support

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#120

Elon Musk Has A Son??

Elon Musk Has A Son??

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Tiny Dancer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.

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#121

Breakup Texts

Breakup Texts

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Anna Lessens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh

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#122

Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

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#123

This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

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