There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

I like Stacy.

I answered the phone on a holiday and the caller asked, "Are you open?" I replied "No, we're closed today but I had all the calls forwarded to my house".

That's hysterical!

Man, OP was rude af. There are whole Reddit threads and Not Always Right posts about customers assuming any rando is an employee and yells and threatens to have them fired, and here is someone making a polite inquiry and the OP decides to be an total forking ash hole to them. And before anyone complains, I will say that nowhere in the original post says that the OP was wearing a store uniform.

Actually, a mannequin would also be working there.

I can't belive, that is real ....we can be so stupid, and still survive ...

Have a cousin born without a right arm. And yet he is right handed. The question is valid

Seems like a reasonable question if they don't know you were born with one arm.

Tim Vine: I know a posh bloke whose butler is missing his left arm - he can take it, but he can't dish it out. Serves him right.

Being left or right handed has nothing to do with having or not one arm (or both). Soccer players for instance can be lefty and kick better with the left leg. When I took my very first lesson of archery, the teacher made us take a test to determine whether we were right or left eyed. We had to extend both arms in front of us, place our hands shaping a hole with the area between the thumb and index fingers and stare at the bull's eye with both eyes open (but you can choose any spot), then close first one eye and then the other without moving the hands. The eye with which you see the spot you looked at with both eyes tells you whether you are right or left eyed, and which eye you must close to aim. Of course if one or both arms are missing I guess one can still take the test using something else to look at. They also told us that you can be right handed but left eyed and vice versa, or right/left handed and eyed.

Reminds me of the joke about the guy whose wife had just given birth to their second child. He told her her that he was going for a vasectomy because he'd read that every third child born in the world was Chinese, and he didn't want to have to learn a new language.

. . . ?

I got 3 brothers. I'm also a dude. Magic?

Airhead

I have six brothers and no sisters

When I die, if I find myself shopping at Walmart, I'll know I'm in hell.

Poorly phrased, but the kid just meant 'are you better?'

If the question was from a young kid, it shouldn't be on this list.

You should have. I would have. And added how fascinating my own autopsy was, except for the crunch when they opened the rib cage. I have a mean streak.

"So far"

This is one of those questions people 'ask' just to have conversation. The lady is not genuinely asking. She's just giving you an option to talk more.

When I had purple hair I had a coworker ask if it was natural (he was joking) and I said, no my dad is the Fruit of the Loom grape. He said "Really??" Here's a picture of the FOTL guys. FOTL-67303...cc3c7b.jpg

I once colored my hair red and one colleague asked if it's dye. I replied it's just beetroot juice. He took that as a genuine answer. Almost after one week someone else asked about my hair and I told them the brand and colour , this guy was so surprised and said 'but you told me it's beetroot juice '

No, my father was a one-eye, one horn, flying purple people -eater.

Old Daffy Duck comic book. Nighttime, Daffy is flying through a downpour and takes shelter at a spooky old house. Creepy guy lets Daffy in, Daffy is dripping wet. "My goodness, you're soaking! Is it raining?" "No, I was eating Grapefruit, and it got out of control!"

This reminds me of “the flat earth society has members all around the globe”

We have two cases of dementia here

What if they meant adopted or blood relation ?

The stork silly. I was swaddled in cloth and delivered to my mother by a feathered avian dinosaur who just knew where to go. The stork was paid in fish and sunflower seeds, as is tradition. Honestly, how do you even need to ask? Sheesh... some people...

She ordered me from the Sears Catalog

I had a friend named Ryan in college who always said the R Y and N are silent and the A is pronounced Muhammad. Bad joke but funny at the time. Names don't follow pronunciation guides.