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30 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s resolutions have become tradition at this point. Even if you don’t partake in it, there will certainly be a contingent of people who crave change and the new year is a great symbolic moment for a fresh start.
It’s also a great time for the other contingent of folks to start taking jabs at it in the form of posts, memes, and reactions because we all know the gym is going to be empty roughly a month or two later.
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Jeff White 2 years ago
Does that include less sound you make through your mouth? Of just less sound your body makes all by itself?
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CryingChildKinnie 2 years ago
I've learned more japanese from vocaloid songs than from that stupid owl Alyssa tell me what the answer is.
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Jeff White 2 years ago
A mighty task worthy of a hero like yourself. I'm hoping for less than 40 ..
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Jeff White 2 years ago
Didn't notice this was Cookie Monster's resolution the first time through. It make a LOT more sense now that I understand.
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CurlyCucumber 2 years ago
Well,then the dentist is not your friend. Or depilation. Or cleaning. Or kids. As a matter of fact,half of ones life.
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Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago (edited)
Well you are Monika, you probably can, just delete your problems
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Helena 2 years ago
Solved it. I got 5 of those 3 drawer steralite drawer things on wheels, they fit in the closet, I use them as mobile dressers. So when the dryer is done, I wheel one out, put the clothes in the drawer (don't bother folding most of it, most of it doesn't need it) and wheel it back. Anything that needs hung just goes ina basket on top of it and gets hung up as the drawer thing goes into the closet.
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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 2 years ago
Breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper.
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CryingChildKinnie 2 years ago
Me when someone has a slightly different tone of voice when talking to me.
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Jeff White 2 years ago
Good luck. Maybe it's just me, but I have found crazy ALWAYS finds a way to shine through. Untreated, it's persistent like that.
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Alex Boyd 2 years ago
Mine is to try at least one new ice cream flavor every month. (There's no law that New Years resolutions have to be about self-improvement! Go ahead and pick a fun one; the police can't stop you.)
Rider 2 years ago
Last year was to end my bad relationship, move out, and work less. Accomplished all three. This year, figure out what to do with myself for myself now that I have the time and safe space.
María Hermida 2 years ago
Those were wonderful resolutions. I'm happy you managed to accomplish them! Everybody deserves happiness!
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
The last (and only) resolution I actually kept was about a decade ago...when I resolved to never make new year's resolutions again.
Elio 2 years ago
Mood. The last time I made a New Year's resolution was in high school because they made us. That said, I might do the trying ice cream flavors one because it sounds delicious.
Load More Replies... Alex Boyd 2 years ago
Mine is to try at least one new ice cream flavor every month. (There's no law that New Years resolutions have to be about self-improvement! Go ahead and pick a fun one; the police can't stop you.)
Rider 2 years ago
Last year was to end my bad relationship, move out, and work less. Accomplished all three. This year, figure out what to do with myself for myself now that I have the time and safe space.
María Hermida 2 years ago
Those were wonderful resolutions. I'm happy you managed to accomplish them! Everybody deserves happiness!
Load More Replies... LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
The last (and only) resolution I actually kept was about a decade ago...when I resolved to never make new year's resolutions again.
Elio 2 years ago
Mood. The last time I made a New Year's resolution was in high school because they made us. That said, I might do the trying ice cream flavors one because it sounds delicious.
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