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Before the internet, many folks could go to sleep happily sure that their neighbors and other random people around the world were, by and large, quite rational and normal. The internet has revealed that, in reality, some folks are just very strange.
We’ve gathered some of the most bizarre, random and just weird examples of things people have asked netizens online. So get comfortable, prepare to raise your eyebrows in concern, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and stories in the comments below.
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#1
Well Then
Jcusack 7 months ago
TBH same answer if your partner forces you to do anything you say "NO" to...
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Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
He can't make you vote for anybody. You can vote for whoever you want and if he doesn't like it good riddance to him.
azubi 7 months ago
Agreed. Even without the Trump part it's grounds for divorce.
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Phantom Phoenix 7 months ago
Options: 1. enjoy living single - no requirement to conform anyone else's anything - just do what you love to do. 2. enjoy the search for a new partner. Maybe you'll find someone whilst doing something you love to do
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Leave him lmao FAST I’m in uk n. Non of us like that dangerous Oompa Loompa freak either get the f**k outta there lady !! or kick him out n change locks to he’s as dangerous as Oompa Loompa is !
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#2
What Is It With Parents And Their 14 Yr Olds Stuffed Animals
Upstaged75 7 months ago
I am indeed 50 and still sleep with stuffed animals. I use them as support pillows. Plus I think they're cute.
Toothless Feline 7 months ago
I’m in my fifties and still actively *collect* stuffed animals. Just today I was wishing I had the money right now to get Squishable’s new Mini Kiwi Kiwi! (It’s the fruit *and* the bird. Too bad it’s not made in New Zealand—if it were, it would be a Kiwi Kiwi Kiwi!)
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Dragons Exist 7 months ago
Anyone who tries to take my Blåhaj (that IKEA shark, from several years before they became a meme) will get shot in the groin and face, in that order
Michael Largey 7 months ago
Many parents would be glad if they had certain knowledge of who their teenage daughter was sleeping with.
Ellinor 7 months ago
I am 20 years old and I have 23 stuffed animals, all named. Let people have their stuffed animals.
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 7 months ago
I'm 19, i have a pile of stuffed animals next to my pillow, and i will die before i get rid of them.
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Gingersnap In Iowa 7 months ago
I'm 55 and have floff the bunny tucked under my arm as I type this. And I can guarantee that my Dad would be happy to know this!
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Exactly this lol I dare em to !!!! no seriously I dare em to 😂it wouldn’t end well would it lol
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Louise Clarke 7 months ago
I'm almost 33 and probably have close to 100 plushies. I like on my side and putting one between my b***s helps my back. Also I find them comforting when I'm overwhelmed. And they're cute.
Lady Eowyn 7 months ago
I'm 70 and still have a select few stuffed animals, including one I was given on my 1st birthday. There's nothing wrong with sleeping with a stuffie or just having one around.
#3
Just The Arrogance
Featherytoad 7 months ago
I think he was writing his own prescriptions on that trip.
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Awkward lady 7 months ago
What worries me about this, is he's a doctor?! I don't think I could trust his work.....
Serena Myers 7 months ago
Well, there are, apparently, Americans that think Europe in a country, and that if you live in England you must know their second cousin twice removed who lives in London. How much of this is urban myth, I don't know.
Catlady6000 7 months ago (edited)
I actually had this happen to me when we went to New York. Chatting with the server, she asked where we were from, told her Tennessee, but not what city. She asked if I knew someone. I had gone to high school with them. A very small high scholl, 64 in the graduating class. Unbelievable. But also, stopped clock, twice a day....
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Roland Nijveld 7 months ago
That's the funniest things about Americans. So convinced they're right that they double down even when evidence is presented they are wrong 🤣
Kalikima 7 months ago
Not all Americans. Some of us can admit when we're wrong...
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Edda Kamphues 7 months ago
I once had a girl insisting Belgium was a city in Germany. I could not convince her otherwise.
Roland Nijveld 7 months ago
I had someone who said Amsterdam was a different country than the Netherlands and not the capital of the Netherlands. Wouldn't believe it either even when presented evidence
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PeepPeep the duck 7 months ago
This is so funny 😂 it would have been so dumbfoundingly confusing at the time
Sara Frazer 7 months ago
I'm an American and I wanna slap that guy in the face. Those are the kind of people that re-elected the orange f@scist
It probably shouldn’t come as a surprise to more veteran internet users that people are, sometimes, pretty strange. Furthermore, these folks will often not even know that they are a bit weird and are perfectly happy to share their thoughts, ideas and questions, no matter how unhinged, online. But the truth is, it’s been like this since there even was an internet.
In the early days of the internet, when you logged on with that screeching dial-up, you didn’t just find useful information or friendly communities. You discovered how bizarre people could be when nobody was watching.
#4
Can’t Blame The Daughter
CultOfBambi 6 months ago
Is it possible that the same login is used by the whole family? It's either that - or someone with multiple personality disorder. Or they're 'asking for a friend' in some of the cases. The more I think about it the more I reckon it's probably just a troll.... LOL
#5
Just Your Standard Postage Question
Michael Largey 7 months ago
Fan mail does not go to the star's home. They have people to handle it.
Dragons Exist 7 months ago
Depends on how big they are - if it's someone like Taylor Swift then yeah, but someone like a YouTuber might not have someone for that
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
Sounds like a stalking charge waiting to happen. Do not recommend.
megabeth 7 months ago
Just WHY? What would one do with said location? I would hope just typing the question would give someone pause?
Catlady6000 7 months ago
A stalker is almost by definition unhinged and not thinking clearly
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Brian Droste 7 months ago
Well, it would go to a post office box and then to I assume to a fan club address and not necessarily to the celebrities address. So it wouldn't work.
Camille Lockyer 7 months ago
Sure,!yes, if you find joy in being a creepy stalker. Stalking is also illegal but you'll make lots of new friends in prison.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Erm let us think about this ridiculous question YES IT WOULD BE 🤦♀️
#6
Oof Ow My Privacy
Mike F 7 months ago
Hide them and toss them elsewhere, let mom think OP missed a couple. Wait for the fun to begin.
Winter 7 months ago
Yes, you're allowed to be angry, but be smart, and outwit her. The thing is, WHY is she tracking your periods? Is she afraid you might be pregnant, or something? Tell you what! Give her a scare, and get even! For your next two or three periods, don't put the used pads (or tampons) in the bin. Store them in a suitable receptacle, smuggle them out, and dispose of them in the nearest public convenience! Then watch her to see her reaction when she thinks you've gone two or three months without a period! Then tell her what you did, and why!
Chat rooms quickly became breeding grounds for trolls who hid behind anonymous handles to hurl insults or spread conspiracy theories, turning what should have been casual conversation into a minefield of hostility and paranoia. Conversely, the internet also gave people who never had to deal with pushback an opportunity to share their ideas to millions with the protection of anonymity.
#7
She Should Be Proud And Supportive
Robyn Harris 7 months ago
How and why does she have access to her adult son's bank account?!?!
JL 7 months ago
And pretty sure you won't have a son when this is all over.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You don't you overbearing d*****t! You stole several thousand dollars from your son and he should be taking you to court over it. You have done a lot of damage to your relationship with him and he will probably never trust you again.
Michael Largey 7 months ago
Your son will have you declared non compos mentis and get custody of you, lady.
Jorge Gonzalez 7 months ago
Who in his right mind wants to have custody of such an unhinged person?
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Rick Murray 7 months ago
If my mother took eight grand from me in order to force me to stay, I'd play along and be nice. Then one day when I knew she'd be out for a while (like shopping or work or whatever), I'd pack up all my stuff and leave and close that account *and* drop a restraining order, because that relationship is over. Thankfully I had a lovely relationship with my mom and I know she'd never stoop to doing such despicable things.
nm 7 months ago (edited)
As a seaman I had arranged my father to have access to my bank account in foreign currency for convenience reasons. I was planing to bye a car from Belgium and drive it to my home country. He emptied my account and made the money in local currency, so he stopped me to proceed with my plan. This was the first nail in the coffin of our relationship.
manon M 7 months ago
Désolée de voir que c'est pas un cas unique ce genre de "parents" bon courage
Load More Replies... Limey 7 months ago
My MIL did something very similar years ago. My husband and I met overseas and she didn’t approve that we came back together to get married in the US. He had given her access to his bank account while he was away (this was pre internet, no online banking). She emptied his bank account to “pay off his school loan” without asking him, which sounds innocent enough, but school loans were not at the ruinous rates we see now and he had planned to use that money to help us get settled before we found jobs. We landed and had no money to get started with. Friends helped, we got jobs, it all worked out but we are 40 years married now and my husband never fully repaired the relationship with his mother. She has never seemed to understand why.
Felecia_1986 7 months ago
For those wondering how this is possible, the simplest answer is that the account was opened as a custodial account when the son was a minor, and was set up in such a way that the account automatically converted to JTWROS when he reached majority age (18 or 21 depending on state/country). Or that the account is part of a trust. A simple custodial account would become property of the child at the age of majority, so there would have to be some specific arrangement that would have the parent remain in custody of the account!
#8
This Is Incredibly Disgusting, And Also Child Abuse
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
No he told the right person about what him to do which was incredibly stupid and dangerous!
Uncle Schmickle 7 months ago
This was a very old punishment to stop kids from smoking. Now would probably be classed as child abuse.
Rick Seiden 7 months ago
This is very "times" specific. When I was very young, somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 years ago, my mother had me take a toke off my godfather's cigar. I wasn't forced to, she just said to do it and I did. I don't remember it happening, just the stories being told about it. No one would have batted an eye at it. I'm not saying my mother was right to do it, just that times have changed. My parents also put me in the back seat of the convertible in a bassinet without a seatbelt with the top down. Times have changed
Amanda Reinstatler 7 months ago
Sounds like he told the exact RIGHT person if something is being done about it
#9
Can You Even Go Back To Normal Life After What You've Done???
Emilu 7 months ago (edited)
Naruto? Hell yes that’s weird. At least watch some hentai. Christ.
Rick Murray 7 months ago
Here's an idea - how about turn off the dämn animé and concentrate on the actual three dimensional woman in front of you...?
Kathrin Pukowsky 7 months ago
That the girlfriend told him she's uncomfortable is a good start, but I hope she develops enough self-esteem to tell him to go hump his waifu while she leaves and finds a partner that sees her as a person, and not just a more or less convenient s3x dispenser
Royal Stray 7 months ago
Yeah this aint it. If he doesn't understand himself why this is an issue he's not mature enough to date, much less have s*x
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
Yes it's very weird to watch those stupid cartoons while screwing your girlfriend!
Amanda Reinstatler 7 months ago
OMG he should be grateful that a girl is even WILLING to have s*x with him
stephen hoxworth 7 months ago
It’s weirder that you watch anime and actually found someone who wanted to have s*x with you.
Personal web pages, once intended as simple online diaries, morphed into cluttered nightmares of blinking GIFs, auto-playing MIDI jingles, and bold declarations that “YOU MUST SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!” It wasn’t artful quirkiness so much as an overwhelming a*****t on your senses, leaving you desperate for a clean, uncluttered screen. Try looking up a 90s or an early 2000s webpage if you are curious.
#10
Insane
Space Invader 7 months ago
Oh, I'd call her all the time. Just don't ask what I'd call her...
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Billo66 7 months ago
ffs you sound like my mom. She can't give anything without strings attached. I love her but d**n. I bought my son this computer. It's a 3,500 dollar gaming beast. It's his. Having his own possessions gives him some stability, a sense of self. I am somebody. If he breaks it or takes it oh well, it's his. I love him. Maybe that's the disconnect. He's a human that you love. Not a thing that you own.
Danish Susanne 7 months ago
From what do you deduce that the poster loves her son? I have been unable to find it.
Load More Replies... Melody 7 months ago
In the US, from a legal standpoint, parents/legal guardians can take anything away from the kid, even if it was a gift from someone else or something they bought with money from a part-time job. However, they can't PERMANENTLY take anything away. They have to give it back when the kid turns 18. If they don't, it's theft.
Alex Kennedy 7 months ago
Honest to god, I hear this kind of nonsense all the time as a property lawyer.
EJN 6 months ago
WRONG! He bought it, it's his. You are a parent who doesn't understand that your son is a separate person entitled to his own space; he is not a decoration for your space!!! I will predict that your son will eventually decide to leave your home and never return to a place where his parent views him as a possession and is exceptionally controlling!!! You need psychological therapy!
#11
All Women Were Lesbian Before The Invention Of Baby Bottles And Formula!
Michael Largey 7 months ago
Sir, your daughter may become a lesbian because of the image you give her of males.
CalmAndCollected 7 months ago
... what?.... You should not be allowed to have children...I mean.... What....? WHAT?.... How did you make it to adulthood?... And how did you convince a girl to have s*x with you....and marry you!?? What!!!?
Chuck 7 months ago
You don't sound "CalmAndCollected", but in this instance, you get a pass. 🙂
Load More Replies... Baghag 7 months ago
You are putting s*x into the equation when your baby doesn’t even know what that is. Women’s breasts produce milk to feed your children, male or female and that is it. Whether your daughter ends up lesbian has nothing to do with breastfeeding. She won’t even remember being breastfed. You maybe should get some counseling because believe me this is nothing compared to when your daughter starts developing breasts. You can’t think of her being a sexual being because that function doesn’t exist in her world right now.
Billo66 7 months ago
Thank you. I could not articulate that without exasperated sputtering.
Load More Replies... Libstak 7 months ago (edited)
How about not sexualising the acts of a freaking baby, if this is the lens thru which you view your children then as they grow older they will be weirded out at best and develop all sorts of unhealthy relationships with others cos fear and discomfort in their company you utter p**o minded jackal.
Malamutes 7 months ago
In all my comments, I try to be polite, follow BP rules, and keep the site friendly. So I guess op should be proud of themselves, because I'm going to break my own rules just for them. What the AF is wrong with you??? Tell me, do you remember every bottle your mama ever gave you? Are b***s the magical land where lesbians come from? Quit sexualizing your infant children you creepy p e d o, and let your daughter nurse in peace.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Tbh you ain’t wrong as someone else said he’s sexualizng a baby girl s**t me that blokes a p do right there isn’t he 🤬🤢
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Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
How does this widget think babies were fed for the thousands of years before bottles and formula? By her logic, every female child on earth would have been "made a lesbian."
#12
Yikes
CalmAndCollected 7 months ago (edited)
Accept your fate. You allowed this ... But I would probably get a good lawyer on retainer for him... And a strong insurance policy so that he is taken care of when he kills you and taxidermies your body
Michael Largey 7 months ago
Maybe he's happy being single and is making stuff up to get you off his back, mama.
Anthony Elmore 7 months ago
You gently, but firmly, tell him that he has commitment issues. A man that age should have anime waifus not anime girlfriends.
You’d click “Next” on a link and find yourself knee-deep in amateur rants about government mind control or manifestos demanding prayer for your Tamagotchi’s soul. As it turns out, the knowledge required to create and maintain an early internet page was not a barrier for some of the stranger folks out there.
#13
Psycho Parent
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You're racist and can't dictate who he dates especially if he's an adult.
BeesEelsAndPups 7 months ago
Even if they aren't adults. You can't dictate your kids friends or love interests. Trying to do so will backfire. The best you can do is hope that you prepared them to make good decisions, and be a rock for them to cling to when the waves get choppy.
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Alexia Howe 7 months ago
Omgosh so African Americans ARE racist as well? Oh the SHOCK, the HORROR!!!! Seriously? Not black enough? Come to South Africa and see what that attitude got us. Idiots. Smh
Amanda Reinstatler 7 months ago
"Whaaaaat???? But I thought racism was only a white people thing!?!?"
#14
Must Be A Karen
Ace 7 months ago
Yes, it's one thing to _be_ an idiot, but insisting that you demonstrate your idiocy to the world is a whole other level.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
I'm with your son, you wouldn't be anywhere around my kids either. Corona is not a joke, it's a deadly virus. I knew people that died from it.
Helena 7 months ago
At work we lost 3 to covid, and somehow most of them still don't believe it is deadly.
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Pandemonium 7 months ago
Please forgive me for hoping that that nasty virus Darwined grandma. No, I take it back. Even people with the IQ of a tadpole deserve to live and pursue happiness. I guess.
char 7 months ago
i remember being in the car with my girlfriend and her dad when i'd only been with her for a couple months, and he was just ranting on and on about some meeting he was at where everyone agreed that covid was some kind of scheme used by the democrats to get trump out of office in 2020? he kept saying things like "see, everyone knows it! it's so obvious!" I was flabbergasted and very uncomfortable.
Tamra 7 months ago
Yeah, it's difficult to have a sensible conversation with someone who willingly believes conspiracy theories.
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Liz Mary 7 months ago
I can't understand those people who don't believe that Covid exists. What I can't understand is people who did wear a mask because "the government can't dictate what I should do".
Alexia Howe 7 months ago
Mmmmh NO!!!! My whole house is down with the latest flu virus and it is just as bad as the first time I got covid in 2020. We are all masking and sanitizing, lockdown in my house, no visitors as we live in a predominantly "pensioners" town. I would be horrified if some poor person died because I didn't care enough to be taking this route. Over 500 million people have died from the flu worldwide in the last 6 months. And yet people like this idiot continue to spread their germs and stupidity around. Omgosh this makes me sooooo angry. Donald Trump and JFK Jr have so much to answer for. In South Africa we call him "the American Hitler"
EJN 6 months ago
You are more of a hoax than the virus is. If not wearing a mask is more important than the chance you will give your grandchild even a common cold, not to mention COVID, then you are an ignorant, selfish bas*ard and I would agree totally with your son to keep you away from the rest of the family.
#15
Does This Mean It’s Over?
CalmAndCollected 7 months ago
You should go to her house... But let her ex know first... Also... Let the police know you're coming. Bring a fake gun that looks real and point it at everybody you see when you get there. That's the proper response in this situation
Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
How many children have been harmed or done away with because they "inconvenienced" a relationship? Far too many, and this is the mentality behind it.
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
She would be a bigger piece of garbage than you if she picked a guy over her kid.
Astra Stanton 7 months ago
not wanting to have partner with children is understandable, but this feels like the sort of thing that should have been discussed way before it got to this point. this could have gone a lot worse, now try and let it go peacefully
marianne eliza 7 months ago
Look up Susan Smith and how she solved the same problem. Those kids are lucky their mom isn't crazy.
Email chains were equally maddening. Amid genuine messages from friends and family, you’d receive endless forwards, often claiming the world would end if you didn’t send the message to ten people, or bizarre tales of mutant vegetables walking off supermarket shelves. Your inbox became a battleground between the practical need to stay in touch and the futile effort to sift through digital junk.
#16
Umm... What? She Wants To Call The Cops On The Person Minding His Own Business In His Own House
Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
"Look Officer, just climb up that ladder and crawl on top of the cabinet, twist your neck over the ledge to see out of the corner of the window, and if you use these binoculars you can see right in his bedroom window!"
Apatheist Account2 7 months ago (edited)
Dave Allen: If I sunbathe naked, and my neighbour sees me, she can have me arrested for indecent exposure. If she sunbathes naked, and I see her, she can have me arrested for being a peeping Tom! [NB: Naked is okay but nu-de isn't. Nice.]
Liz Butt 6 months ago
I saw a post not long ago. It was a guy who was doing his laundry in his own house and took off his clothes so he could put them in the wash. A neighbour happened to see him naked through his window and called the police. The police came around and told him he had to pull his blinds down if he was going to be naked in front of a window. The guy was terrified he was going to get charged. WTF is wrong with people??? I think people are getting more weird.
EJN 6 months ago
If I were you, I would tell your daughter than it is rude to watch someone else in their own home. Also, that people who do watch others like that are regarded badly in society and if she does it again, so will she be regarded as a s***o. If the young man does not realize he can be seen from the window, maybe an anonymous note telling him he can be seen is due. You should not make him out to be the bad one though! And, do not mention your daughter looking at him! Just let him/his family know. They may figure out that it is someone in your home that can see, but being anonymous keeps neighbor relations cool if you do not accuse someone of being bad. If it happens constantly after that, just inform the police in a cool way so that they can let the family know and take steps to solve the problem.
#17
Hypothetically
Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago
Glitter bomb loaded with fart spray ftw!
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Cheese Man 7 months ago
not wrong there. that removes liability, only issue is that they would need an explosives manufacturing permit
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Robert Millar 7 months ago
Make sure that your "package" has a different address and "activates" when opened.
#18
Just Wow
Ellinor 7 months ago
No, this is why we need to have se+ education taught in schools.
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Lee Gilliland 7 months ago
This woman also thought she wasn't preggers because she trusted God to keep her from getting pregnant. I wish I were joking.
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
you do realize that the unborn baby is floating around in liquid right now? take a shower and feel better..........geesh........
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Again PEOPLE WORRY ME this has gotta be fake lmao no one is that pathetic n stupid ARE THEY 🤦♀️🤦♀️😂😂😂
Sparkle 7 months ago
You know some human out there actually believes that. Which is scary for mankind!
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Hopefully this is a joke and that nobody is dumb enough to believe in it.
A girl 7 months ago
You know her thoughts are true. The Internet is robbing my faith
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Child of the Stars 7 months ago
And this is why we need science-based s.ex ed in school before kids are physically old enough to get pregnant.
And the trolls, oh, the trolls. They lurked in every corner, ready to derail threads with spam, slurs, or deeply unsettling “jokes.” Anonymous usernames gave them free rein to harass newcomers or hijack threads with nonsense, turning what might have been a helpful tip exchange into a depressing spectacle of pettiness.
#19
Okay.. I Feel Bad For His Condition
Skogsrået 7 months ago
Arranged marriage maybe or he asked his parents for permission.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You're getting married so supposedly you're a grown a*s man. You need to tell Mommy and Daddy that they absolutely can NOT go on your honeymoon. Your marriage will be over before it begins if you even make it to the wedding. You need to move several hours away from your parents.
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
What the f**k is wrong with you. You don't tell anyone about the honeymoon and just go.
Learner Panda 7 months ago
Don't tell them where you are going, for a start. Then when you both return, move to another state.
Lara Verne 7 months ago
Easy solution, go for honeymoon and leave parents home. and don't tell them where did you go.
Rick Murray 7 months ago
You're married now mate, it's your new wife that takes from mommy when you need to have your diaper changed. 🧷
#20
Yes, Why?
Adam Benson 7 months ago
Scientists have been telling people for years that sexual preference is determined at birth, it's not a lifestyle choice. It's like left-handers or people with red hair not being allowed to marry each other because of something they have no control over.
Peter Bear 7 months ago
Jesus was an unmarried dude who hung out with twelve other dudes. I dunno, sounds kinda gay to me.
#21
How To Make Your Child Grow Up
Ellinor 7 months ago
... I'm at loss. You can think these things (you shouldn't but I can understand) but you can't say them out loud, and even less to her.
Nina 7 months ago (edited)
And you shouldn't think them over a B+ or any other grade for crying out loud
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Child of the Stars 7 months ago
My kids's dad and I considered terminating my 2nd pregnancy because we weren't sure at first if we wanted another child. Ultimately, we decided to have the baby (my son is now 6) and I wouldn't change that decision for the world. But I would never, EVER even consider telling him!
Leekier 7 months ago
Never do; in my early teens my mother told me she’d tried to abort me; this was in the 50s, she used some sort of tablet which didn’t work. I never quite trusted her again.
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Rachel Reynolds 7 months ago
TW Dark humor: I had to grow up real fast after my mom died. Try that,
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago
I was 43 when my father screamed at me he'd have been better off if I'd never been born and I was shattered. I can't imagine how that poor kid feels >.< JFC.
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You are a horrible parent, you don't do that to kids. My youngest has ADD, Tourettes Syndrome and some OCD. We always told him to do his best. We never demanded certain grades from them. School was always easy for my oldest & he was always on the A or AB honor roll and works in robotics.
Michael Largey 7 months ago
You should grow up and have you tubers tied. Admitting to yourself that you're unfit to be a parent is something long overdue.
Learner Panda 7 months ago
As she possibly inherited her intelligence from you or dad, why do you think she got a B+? Also, given your question, I would believe her mark is considerably better than you would have received.
Looking back, those first online communities revealed something darker about human nature: given a screen and a password, people often choose chaos over civility, spectacle over substance. The early internet wasn’t a charming town square, it was more like a dark carnival, where the weirdest, loudest, and most aggressive voices always seemed to drown out the rest.
#22
They Even Took The Bed
Chuck 7 months ago
Maybe instead of being so quick to punish him, you could have tried to find out why he was skipping school.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
That is most def the first question why isn’t it well for us decent parents of course
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Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
Taking electronics yes and putting him on punishment is fine. Taking his bed away is going to far.
#23
Nice
Child of the Stars 7 months ago
I know anxiety causes irrational fears but I think this person might need more than medication.
Space Invader 7 months ago
Eat some radioactive isotopes, then visit the restaurant with a Geiger counter. Easy.
CalmAndCollected 7 months ago (edited)
You don't! Hopefully he does! That would be amazing... Imagine your soul being attached to so many people without them knowing. YOU'LL BE INVINCIBLE!!! HAHAHAHA! SUPERHUMAN! Where can I find this amazing doctor who secretly joins me to the world... (whispered)...forever
#24
Butt Out
Rachel Reynolds 7 months ago
2 of my 3 (15 and 13) kids have therapists. I explain issues we may be having at home to the therapist, but I do not inquire what they talked about. Aside from "homework" the therapist gives us, I would never intrude on my kid's private thoughts.
Dragons Exist 7 months ago
This is one reason (of many) why there are few things more important than personal privacy
We can see the after echo's of that in these sorts of threads, just strange people sharing strange thoughts online. But, take heart, for every bizarre comment or request, there are hundreds of very normal ones from very normal people. It’s just that the strangest parts tend to stand out at the end of the day.
#25
Perfect Relationship Doesn't Exist
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You're an idiot, he's older than you, you're not married to her and definitely NOT his stepfather.
Alex Schneider 7 months ago
He will fail cause his stepson has 21 Anime girlfriends in the basement instead of one m**f
Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
My grandparents adopted me, therefore my father is legally my step brother, my mother is my sister-in-law, my aunt is my step sister, and my cousins are also my nieces and nephews.
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EJN 6 months ago
You are not yet his stepfather and considering the ages, you will never be a stepfather except in the legal sense if you marry his mother. He is old enough that he does not require your advice and I recommend you do not keep throwing it at him. If you can become friends, then maybe he will ask your advice, but if you try to lord it over on him because of your relationship with his mother, he will never accept you.
Michaelann Dahlman 7 months ago
Stop trying to parent him, just try to be friendly. Also, why is he still living at home?
#26
This Kids Life Sounds Horrible
Emie N. 7 months ago (edited)
Or him. The gender was never specified by the op so it could be the dad talking. And the dad would be as bad since the parents both enforce these rules.
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Michael Largey 7 months ago
If you're an atheist and someone asks you why, show them this post.
Chuck 7 months ago (edited)
I knew a family like this growing up. Did the usual elementary school sleepover once. I think I was 11. They called us in for dinner at 06:00 PM. Then it was an hour of reflection, which was basically Sunday school as taught by their parents. Then it was bedtime at 08:00 PM. There was Christian music playing non-stop throughout the house, even while we slept. I could not get out of there fast enough the next morning. Both of the boys ended up in prison for various crimes, most involving d r u g s and a s s a u l t. I know. I was shocked too.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 7 months ago (edited)
OK, not a mom of the year move, but I am totally showing this to my 2 teenagers next time they complain. Thanks insane christian parents, I guess?
Emie N. 7 months ago (edited)
We don't even know if this was the mom talking. Could be the dad that wrote this post. And anyway he would be just as bad since both parents enforce these rules.
Load More Replies... Mike F 7 months ago
Pray that your son doesn't stick you into a bargain nursing home when the time comes.
Danish Susanne 7 months ago
Why should he bother with any nursing home. Let them go their own way and pray to god for help then!
Load More Replies... Learner Panda 7 months ago
He'll move out the very instant he is 18. Most likely, OP will never see him again.
#27
Sue Him For Building His House Next To You Too, He Had No Right To Do So!!!!!!
Pandemonium 7 months ago
Ideally we like to blame a Canadian but anyone will do, really.
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Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
This is all your stupid fault. You climbed over his fence and went oh his property without permission. If I was the neighbor I would be charging you with trespassing. Attractive nuisance seriously?
Tropical Tarot 7 months ago
That's what they are legally called. We had to have a ladder that detached and was stored where kids couldn't get it when we had an above ground pool
Load More Replies... chris Cannon 7 months ago
The fact that your neighbor has a fence and has expressly told you to stay off his property is going to make it hard for you to claim it's his fault. If I were him, I'd think about getting a very large dog.
Danish Susanne 7 months ago
But lots of very large dogs are extremely friendly to strangers. Wouldn't a tiger be better?
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Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
Hmm, I hurt myself because I can't control my intrusive thoughts. Whom should I sue?
#28
Yeah! You Should Totally Go On The Date And Get This 27 Year Old Man In Potential Danger With The Law!
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
Oh dear God I hope this child didn't go. If she did I hopefully that man will know that she's a little girl and not be a creep. 14 is to young to date anybody
Royal Stray 7 months ago
Had girls in my class do this around that age as well, luckily it was obvious that they were younger and most guys just reported and blocked them
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Alexia Howe 7 months ago
Oh Lord help us. In this day and age I am so scared for the guy. This stupid rabbit could get him locked up and worse just because SHE LIED!!!!
Pandemonium 7 months ago
You should focus your precious attention and affection on someone within a year of your age until you are 18.
Michaelann Dahlman 7 months ago
Yes, you should, even if it's obvious when you meet. If he's a decent person he will not be interested in dating you until you are no longer under age (whatever the legal age is, depends on where you live). Plus he probably will lose interest when he finds out that you are a liar.
EJN 6 months ago
Do not go on the date! You are really doing something unwise. If it were in a group, maybe, but you are underage and he could end up in jail if anyone like your parents found out!!! Cancel the date until you are 16 or stick with same age boys (I realize that 14 year old boys are kinda weird)!
#29
Knock Knock
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
Tell somebody that you trust either a relative or maybe a guidance counselor. You can go to your doctor without her knowledge because it's covered under the HIPAA law. You can also go to CPS or the police. This is not OK, it's ABUSE!
Alexia Howe 7 months ago
That is NOT normal!!!! I stopped helping my son bath by 6yrs old ...... By 2 he washed his own bits while I took care of the rest of him. Coming from a family rife with abuse, this is without a doubt abuse. And people wonder what is wrong with society.
EJN 6 months ago
That is weird. If you can, insist that she not do that and if she continues to do it, put a lock on the freaking door! If she will tell you why she is doing it, listen and then talk with a counselor about whether it makes sense or not. She probably thinks she can see if you are sexually active or not from seeing you naked. She is wrong, but anyway, she may be worried about that.
#30
The Horror
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
Its in the Bible, its on the History Channel, Its in the schools....really....?!?!!?!?!
Panda McPandaface 7 months ago (edited)
I really want BP to allow 'twatwagon'... Hey bingo!
Load More Replies... tameson 7 months ago
I interpret this as a young earth, evolution isn't real, Christian family dealing with a daughter who is smart enough to think for herself.
chris Cannon 7 months ago
We can only hope if that's the case that she can overcome the stupidity of her parents. Sounds like she's on the right track.
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Boris Long-Johnson 7 months ago (edited)
I do hope this poster isn’t mixing fabrics, eating shellfish or looking back when leaving their home. On the plus side they’ll have having kids with their daughter to look forward to.
Phil Green 7 months ago
Just put your hands over your ears and make WAH-WAH-WAH noises until she goes away.
CalamityOne 7 months ago
How dare things to have existed in the past! Someone must do something!
#31
Help Me
Alexia Howe 7 months ago
You really made me laugh till I coughed. Brilliant
Load More Replies... Emilu 7 months ago
So if I am already Asian, catch Covid and then reproduce, that's like a double-negative so I'll have a Caucasian baby, right?
zatrisha 7 months ago
It's completely different with Asians. I've never seen pregnant Asians, so it stands to reason that they lay eggs, I suppose.
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Chewie Baron 7 months ago
It’s what we call young Asian people born in the EU.
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Phil Green 7 months ago
Absolutely, but it will also have a beak and make pock pock pock noises.
Isaiah Julien 7 months ago
Goddang! I know Americans are a little sick in the head, but this one is a complete waste of a brain!
#32
Is It Too Bad For A 4 Years Old?
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 7 months ago
I look my 4 year old square in the eyes as I take her art out of her bookbag and toss it in the trash. It's the best way to asset parental dominance.
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Arend Kant 7 months ago
No, don't tell. Before you know she grows a mustache and want to invade Poland.
Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
My daughter, in kindergarten, proudly showed her grandmother the fan she made by accordion folding paper and coloring the sections. Scornfully, Grandma said, "oh honey, ANYONE can do that!" My little girl was crushed. I hope OP realizes that she was once terrible at using a spoon.
PeepPeep the duck 7 months ago (edited)
Depends on the kid, I loved constructive criticism as a kid, one adult would pull me out when I showed off drawing, other adults lying and going ‘omg it’s amazing’ and one honest adult tells me I need to work on fingers in hands where I place the hands, I was 5-6 and it helped a lot not having everyone be a ‘yes’ man. I am an artist and always have been though.
Maisey Myles 7 months ago
I was the art mom in my son’s 1st grade class. One kid was upset that his art was ugly. The next week I showed him a book about Picasso- I explained there is no right or wrong when it comes to art.
Billo66 7 months ago
All surfaces of my bedroom walls are covered with my daughters pictures from preschool till present, 5'th grade. Every one is the most beautiful picture ever and we must hang it up right now! Some are yellow and curled and make me cry when I look at them and remember that time.
Rachel Reynolds 7 months ago
Ask, this is great, tell me this is awesome, tell me about it. 9/10 times they will tell you that the random gray squiggle is Godzilla, and the random blue squiggle is captain America.
#33
No, We Eat Them. A Touch Of Lamb Sauce, Delicious!
Rachel Reynolds 7 months ago
i am pagan, but my husband is atheist, he commanded that we simply kidnap good christian children so we can raise them in my pagan ways.
Boris Long-Johnson 7 months ago (edited)
At least our imaginary friends don’t encourage us to diddle our daughters. (Genesis)
Courtney Christelle 7 months ago
My sister’s got three kids. Her husband’s religious thing, maybe that cancels it out?
nm 7 months ago
English is not my mother tongue, but I strive to write as correctly as possible. For the sake of what you love, please, please, please make an effort and try to be more readable.
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Delete Your Account
Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
Just add "Flaming Anti-Semite" to your profile description; that'll do it.
Emilu 7 months ago
Or “I love Musk’s ideals! What a legend!” or “I aspire to get a moustache like Hitler!” They’ll figure it out.
Zoe Vokes 7 months ago
“Kanye West is so smart and I agree with what he says.”
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Robert Beveridge 7 months ago
That'll only drop the orthodox. Just try getting between my GF (who's reform) and a bacon cheeseburger. Take out collision insurance first.
Load More Replies... Melody 7 months ago
(1/2) I doubt this applies in this case, but there is actually a non-antisemitic reason to not want to date Jews. See, there are these people called Noahides. Noahides are gentiles who believe that Judaism is the truth but aren't actually Jewish. (Conversion to Judaism is a thing, but it's neither required nor encouraged, and it's really hard to convert Orthodox because they want to make sure you really want to do it.) Traditional Jewish law says that Jews can only marry other Jews, since the kids are less likely to grow up to be religiously observant if one parent isn't Jewish (and Jewishness is traditionally passed through the mother, so if the mom isn't Jewish, neither are the kids). Reform Judaism has thrown this out (and most of the other laws that aren't just ethics) and allows Jews and gentiles to get married as long as Judaism is the only religion in the home. Conservative Judaism allows people to convert just for marriage.
Melody 7 months ago
(2/2) But Orthodox Judaism doesn't allow conversion just for marriage because there's a concern that the convert could regret it if the marriage doesn't work out, and that's a problem. So a Noahide who believes that Conservative or Orthodox Judaism is true will most likely believe that Jews and gentiles shouldn't get married. If this Noahide wants to convert and just isn't able to at the moment, they may still be open to dating a Jew (though dating a Jew during conversion complicates the Orthodox conversion process because the Jewish court may be concerned that you wouldn't want to do this if you weren't dating a Jew, and most Orthodox Jews won't date gentiles anyway). But if a Noahide DOESN'T intend to actually convert, why would they date someone who they believe shouldn't marry them? I'm actually sort of in this boat myself. I'm a Noahide and I'm on the fence about actually converting, so I probably wouldn't date a Jew. I definitely wouldn't put that on my profile, though.
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#35
Don't Forget The Padded Bra, Champ!
Silberwolf 7 months ago
That's a perfectly good idea. Make sure to make a video from the meeting and upload it on Youtube.
Lost Penny 7 months ago
Sounds like the beginning of a yaoi manga. I like yaoi manga, so yes, it's a brilliant idea, OP, keep going!
Remi (He/Him) 7 months ago
Next step is having to sleep in the same bed because [insert reason here]
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Lee Gilliland 7 months ago (edited)
Excellent idea. And then they recognize you and call your parents.....
#36
Dave Ramsey Has Entered The Chat
Sarah 7 months ago
In these days with price of houses your son should feel lucky to have a lawn! He could be w on 10th floor of high rise flats
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 7 months ago
$1000/week is more than twice what I make at my full-time job...
K Barnes 7 months ago
It's almost twice the minimum wage where I live and our minimum wage (15$) is better than many places. I know MANY full time workers who make a lot less than 1000$ a week. Our world is so f****d up. Always has been but man.
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Jenn Olges 7 months ago
Are you accepting applications? $1K a week is double what I actually earn!
#37
Really Dude
Peter Bear 7 months ago
Consider paying them their regular salary during their non-work hours.
Celtic Pirate Queen 7 months ago
People work to make money. They spend the majority of their time at their workplace. Why would they want to stay later?
EJN 6 months ago
If you only pay for 8 hours, then it is you with the problem. You cannot expect your employees to commit to your business when you do not commit to their livelihoods. They have families I assume, but you want on-call employees. Pay them time and a half and you will see some of them eager to do that sometimes.
#38
And The Mother Of The Year Award Goes To
Michael Largey 7 months ago (edited)
If you want to convince your daughters that they don't know anything, make them think they inherited their intelligence from you.
Emilu 7 months ago
This was an "ouch, but bahahaha. But slight ouch. But mostly bahahaha." from me. Absolute agreement, also.
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Binny Tutera 7 months ago
Talk to a therapist. YOUR therapist. One YOU see and talk to. They will have a solution.
EJN 6 months ago
With that attitude, it is highly likely that your daughters will soon leave you. They are almost grown. Letting them know what you can reasonably do for them or not do for them is OK, but treating them like young teenagers is a problem. Give them guidelines for what is acceptable and what is not; for example, if they go out and don't come home then they should send you an email or call. This is better than getting PO'd at what they are doing and forcing them to sneak around. A 9PM curfew is ridiculous for that age! Make it more like 11 PM and it will be appreciated. They are not kids and I assume there was a reason you did not raise them before. That is your problem and it cannot be solved by turning them into teenagers again! Be willing to work out fair arrangements or there is a good chance they will leave soon and not want to see you anymore.
#39
Wtf
Libstak 7 months ago
If the teacher does not actually know then this is a violation and a form of bullying toward their student by claiming a false narrative against them to cause problems in their life and relationships. If it is based on facts then I don't know if teachers have the right without the students permission.
Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
It's called a HIPPA law, which the teacher should be charged with violating.
Kat Alison 7 months ago
Why would they do that in the first place? I want to know the rest of the story.
EJN 6 months ago
GOOD GRIEF YES! This is a lie and that is completely wrong for a teacher to do. I would, as a parent, be so upset that I would expect that teacher to be fired for lying! Now, on the other hand, if a teacher found out that a student was pregnant and has not told her parents, the teacher should still not call the parents and speak of that. First, express concern for the student and encourage the student to tell her parents. Carrying rumors to parents is very unprofessional of a teacher! The student would have every right to complain and ask for removal of that teacher. I would certainly, as another teacher, agree with the student.
#40
Few Games Have Satanic Orgins
liam newton-harding 7 months ago
I hear the Bible is incredibly Satanic…should probably stay away from it.
Liz Butt 6 months ago (edited)
Perfect answer. Especially the old testament. Congratulations.
Load More Replies... CalmAndCollected 7 months ago
Yes. That's why Jack Black is in the movie.... His last name is.... B..L..A..C..K..
PeepPeep the duck 7 months ago (edited)
Hahahahah 😂 and he did have to whip out a guitar when Satan rocked up and asked them to play the greatest song in the world or he’ll eat their souls.
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Jungle Empress 85 7 months ago
I sold my soul to Satan the very instant I first picked up my controller to play Minecraft on PS3.
#41
Uhhh.. Don't?
Ruth Watry 7 months ago
Tell him that it's OK for him to pee on the carpet in the corner of the living room, or in your bedroom
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You're crazy the only time kids should be asking for permission to go to the bathroom is when they are in school.
Chewie Baron 7 months ago
No they shouldn’t. They should inform the teacher they are going to the bathroom.
Load More Replies... Isaiah Julien 7 months ago
Print this out in 2003 Microsoft Excel as a .xlsx file, then shove it up your bu!thole.
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
Ya know if a person cannot relieve themselves, they will be turn gangrene inside and DIE!!!!!!!! What are you a nut job?? Peeing & Pooping is natural!!!!!!
Jane Alexander 6 months ago
If he's going to the bathroom other than in the bathroom is when you should worry
EJN 6 months ago
What is he, a dog!?!? You are weird!!! Get counselling for your problems. Your child is old enough to use the bathroom by himself. Don't you use it for yourself by yourself? If you try to control your child to this degree, you will raise a psychopath or the child will simply leave at 18 years old and never speak to you again. Justifiably. Get counselling for yourself!
#42
How Dare He Love His Daughter?!?!?
Child of the Stars 7 months ago
I mean, yeah, it does affect her personality. But unless it's ACTUAL inappropriate touching, it'll only be positive.
cj be like 7 months ago
true! if you touch a child in a safe way, it'll let them know you care about them. happened to me and i'm sure glad it did
Load More Replies... chris Cannon 7 months ago
"Is this too close relationship?" You don't want a girl and her father to have a close relationship?
Mike F 7 months ago
Patting. Jeez, my mom used to do that to us when we were sick, but not on the regular.
Load More Replies... Courtney Christelle 7 months ago
I would put my son to sleep by stoking the swoop of his nose and his chubby little cheeks. And the patting is a soothing feeling for babies. Both create a bond.
EJN 6 months ago
Although mothers do most of the child rearing these days, the father is also an important person to the child and having him bathe a child or get the child into bed and sleeping is a great thing. Almost all parents touch their children, rock them, or pat them as they settle into sleep. What do you usually do? I noticed you said "my almost 3 year old..." Is your husband the father of this child? If he does the same things you do, then there is no problem. Knowing that both of her parents love her and care for her will help your child develop a secure personality which is great!
#43
Boy. I Wonder Why He Stopped Cutting Their Hair
Alexia Howe 7 months ago
Lol WHAT CASE???? Obviously the barber can't stand you and took the easy way out. I tell customers straight to their face that I refuse to work on them ( very rare but has happened) What part of right of admission reserved do you not understand?
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
Nope sounds like you're a problem and he didn't want you as a customer anymore.
#44
Maybe School Wasn’t A Big Priority For Them?
Child of the Stars 7 months ago
C means you understand the material. That's really all that's important when it comes to grades.
chris Cannon 7 months ago
If you don't know how it's possible, maybe you should go back and try again.
Felecia_1986 7 months ago
The sooner you realize this, the sooner you can live well! There are too many people I know that were raised with the idea that failure is not an option. Then they see people being happy without being a cutthroat career climber, or casually enjoying all the forbidden things and not going straight to h-e-double hockey sticks, etc, and it messes with their heads. The earlier you learn that happiness comes from within, and from striving to be a good person, rather than hitting arbitrary goals set by parents, church, etc, the better your life will be. Of all the posts here, this one should be the highest.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 months ago
Because High School is a blip of time in one's life and has little to no effect on anything.
#45
Okay, Yes But Who's Bra?
Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago
As a female reluctant wearer of bras, I’d classify that as cruel punishment.
Cheese Man 7 months ago
Would fall under cruel and unusual punishment sadly. But it might be effective.... or it might awaken something in him /j
Pandemonium 7 months ago
"Son, you will write a summary of your research into the historic roots of the patriarchy including religious, social and political norms imposed on the disenfranchised; summarizing the world's lingering explicit misogynistic laws and regulations AND unspoken cultural demands on women. But you get to continue to wear your own underwear."
Load More Replies... EJN 6 months ago
It is not a good idea. What did he do? Snap someone's bra strap? Make sure he knows that it is rude and disrespectful and girls will not like him if he does that. Penalize him if he does it again, but not by making him wear a bra! Make him lose access to something he really likes, be it TV or PC or cell phone. This is not something to embarrass someone about. It is just rude and so the penalty should be losing something he likes for about 3-7 days.
#46
Oh My God Karen, You Can't Just Ask People Why They're White
Ellinor 7 months ago
Because when non-white people move to a white country, their skin changes colour to help them adapt better to their environment. (this is obviously a joke)
T'Mar of Vulcan 7 months ago
I looked it up and 7.3% of the population in Mzansi (South Africa) is white (that's 4,504,252 people). Mzansi's population is over 60 million. We're descended from "17th and 18th-century Dutch colonists or the 1820 British colonists. Other colonists included Huguenots who emigrated from France, and Walloons who emigrated from present-day Belgium. The remainder of the White South African population consists of later immigrants from Lebanon, and Europe such as Greeks and Norwegians" (Wikipedia). I have other nationalities in my ancestry, such as people from Germany, Portugal, Italy, Poland, Switzerland, Denmark, Romania and India. And every single part of me hates the muskrat.
on second thought.... 7 months ago
You're just looking at the outside, on the inside he's black as night.
Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
I suspect he was driven from SA due to trying to get Apartheid reinstated.
EJN 6 months ago
He is Canadian born if I remember correctly, and his mother and father are caucasian (white). White people took over almost all of Africa in the past and so there are many different kinds of people there - native Africans, Europeans, Indians, etc. Most of the world has become like this.
Christine M Quigley 7 months ago
South Africa was colonized by the Dutch, last I checked most of them were white.
#47
Yes
Binny Tutera 7 months ago
It’s only right to return the favor. At night, when he’s asleep. I mean, you love your brother, right? You want him to be healthy.
#48
Well That's Interesting
Woof Yo 7 months ago
If the man doesn't speak English, how did you deduce that he has been living in your attic for almost 4.5 years?
Melody 7 months ago
Maybe he's got 4.5 years of magazines in his native language up there?
Load More Replies... Phil Green 7 months ago
Is he black and white and covered in fur? Maybe has a bushy tail? Whiskers?
Ruth Watry 7 months ago
He doesn't speak English, yet he has communicated to her that he has been there for 53 months.
Andrew Arons 7 months ago
Spray him with a water bottle whenever he jumps on the kitchen counter.
#49
I Just Really Hope This Man Is A Writer
Stephanie Did It 7 months ago
Call your local police homicide unit and they will be able to help you through the process.
T'Mar of Vulcan 7 months ago
Thallium? The cops seldom check for that. (That's how one guy was k!llld in the first series of Forensic Fils.)
pmannberry 6 months ago
Say, you wouldn't. happen to know #634501 who just died that way, would you?
#50
What In The Everloving F**k?
Upstaged75 7 months ago
We were here first. And we just use lots of air freshener to cover up his stink.
Tina Girard 7 months ago
Right. So the entire population of DC swaps out with a new administration? Is that what you're saying? Hm. No wonder the traffic is so bad. All of those moving trucks.
kansasmagic 7 months ago
Borrowing this guy's "reasoning" for a moment, why do 335 million people prefer to live elsewhere?
Danish Susanne 7 months ago (edited)
You forgot to count the rest of the worlds population. I make it roughly 8 billion give or take about 6 million who very much prefer to live elsewhere!
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Gabby M 7 months ago
HOLD UP!!!! Is that a swear word in the heading!!!! Somebody is gonna get fired lol
David McKendrick 6 months ago
26.5 million people live in North Korea. Maybe they didn't have an option to uproot their lives to go live elsewhere? Trump spends more than half his time in Florida. Why don't those people leave?
#51
Yes
#52
How Do I Force My Son To Risk His Life For Something He Doesn’t Want To Do?
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
You can't force him to go into the military This is his choice NOT YOURS!
#53
Why Would You Think This?!!
Uncle Schmickle 7 months ago
This was a very old " old wives tale ". Thankfully it's how I got my first cat ..... from a couple who just had a baby. Have had cats for 70 years now ..... yay !
#54
His Sins Shall Not Go Unpunished
nm 7 months ago
Hacking is illegal, correct? If somehow the authorities are involved who will pay the prize?
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Beards
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
No, that would be a*****t and you could hurt him if you don't know what you're doing.
#56
Oh
Michael Largey 7 months ago
Inbreeding carries a danger, but that danger does not always occur.
Rick Seiden 7 months ago
First generation incest more than likely won't cause any physical defects. It could cause you to be come a tyrant king that gets poisoned at his own wedding.
Jaya 7 months ago
It's silly how upset people get about this. 2 family members having a kid is deemed the end of the world, because they COULD get a kid with disabilities. However, many people who have disabilities that are hereditary, choose to have kids, despite knowing that they will pass them onto their kids, and nobody is outraged at them, even though their chance of giving their kid a difficult life is even higher.
#57
A Karen Probably Wrote This
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
My friend make over $100k a year on youtube......are you sure you want to shut down that type of $$$$.......????
#58
Suing Bees Is Logical
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
are the bees tagged? can you call them by name? do they answer or listen? then they might be bees from another neighborhood.....bees can fly up to 5 miles looking for pollen.......
Tucker Cahooter 7 months ago
Chop the heads off all your flowering plants and that will solve your problem
Pandemonium 7 months ago
Every autumn I give my neighbors a jar of honey from my hives to address this issue.
Annabelle 7 months ago
Yeah, but this level of petty entitlement never stays benign, especially when they are ever told No.
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How To Stop A Wedding
The Commentator 7 months ago
Same, *hopefully* a joke. If not all of them are a joke, then... Oh boy.
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When Your 3rd Wife Grew Up More Progressive Than You And You Have No One Irl To Ask The Hard Questions
char 7 months ago
it actually says in doctrine and covenants section 71 verse 8, in the writings of Joseph Smith himself: "Thus sayeth God: Thou shalt only have the most vanilla of s*x, as those who partake in my sacred act of procreation for the purpose of earthly pleasure shall be cast into the fiery pits of hell." I'm not kidding, it's right there
#61
"Water Privileges"
Uncle Schmickle 7 months ago
WTF ? What are " water privileges " ? Why don't you try banning his air privileges ?
#62
Is It ?
Pandemonium 7 months ago
Favorite line from a German (yes, there's not much competition): "We Germans take humor very seriously. A good joke is no laughing matter."
Tucker Cahooter 7 months ago
Of course they do! Say "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" to them and they will literally die laughing
Michael Melfa 7 months ago
I don't understand that at all. It does seem like the Germans could easily weaponize it by having scientists translate it to English, but they'd need to only work on one word each for safety.
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Chewie Baron 7 months ago
No German person has laughed since 1487, when a bishop in Munich slipped on some ice.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 7 months ago
Danke dir for reminding me of that cat video! 😹😹😹
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Wait, What?
Lost Penny 7 months ago
And usually all three of you sleep together...? There are a few more questions I would like to ask... -_-
#64
We Get It. You Hate Millennials
#65
You Can Assume She Needs New Pants
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
That's she's fat and they split while bending over to service your a** - LOL
#66
I Am The Winner, I Have The Best One
Lee Gilliland 7 months ago
Something is seriously wrong when this question is one of the reasonable ones.
Child of the Stars 7 months ago
Idk that I'd call it reasonable, but at least it's funny and doesn't involve parental abuse.
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My 12yo and 6yo just asked me why I just snorted Bubly out of my nose and...idk what to tell them. Omg 😂😂😂
Ipetmykitteh 7 months ago
This one adds a new twist to the age old question of Batman or Superman superiority. A**l 69 battles.
Toothless Feline 7 months ago
Probably, but I think even Supes would draw the line well before that.
#67
What Do We Think Of This One?
Michael Largey 7 months ago (edited)
We don't know what jurisdiction the OP lives in. We only know that he's a bitter and a poor excuse for a father.
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The Fuck..! Why Is He Even Freezing It
Chuck 7 months ago
I had a roommate that did this. Said he'd dab a bit behind his ears before going out to "attract the ladies.". He never brought home any ladies.
Beth Wheeler 7 months ago
Gross, throw those ice trays away and tell him to stop. A regular freezer will not preserve his s***m for whatever crazy reason he's doing it.
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
Oh, no. BP let slip one of the Evil Anglo-Saxon Monosyllables. We're all doomed.
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 7 months ago
It's okay if the BP authors write it. We, however, cannot be trusted with such heinous language.
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Just Don’t
Libstak 7 months ago (edited)
Actually you have to let the Feds know so they can set it up for you. Thems the rules.
Load More Replies... David McKendrick 6 months ago
First make a billion dollars after that it is easy to get a teenage girlfriend.
#70
Oh No, Not His Real Age!
336 7 months ago
You haven't got those pôrn ads on YouTube? The ones where they advertise OF accounts and show girls sticking dildos in their privates? Lucky you. Had to have an awkward discussion with my 7yo cousin last month
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Terri Robinson 7 months ago
You do realize there is more things on Youtube than P*rn.......?!?!?!?!
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 months ago
Is there Pórn on YouTube? I thought they banned that sort of thing?
#71
That’s Not Nice
Michael Largey 7 months ago
You can address your child as Failure only if you phrase it "Failure, Jr."
Panda McPandaface 7 months ago
These are my kids, Failure, Flop and little Dismal.
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Forbidden Keepsake
#73
As An Autistic Person, What The Fuck?
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
My goodness gracious. It's that pesky Anglo-Saxon Monosyllable again. Whatever shall we do?
#74
As You Do
#75
E L I M I N A T E T H E C H I L D
Ellinor 7 months ago
Well it could work but it would probably result in very bas health issues for you so you'd better go see a doctor.
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
...and I hope she lives in a civilized place, where health care is legal.
Load More Replies... Tina Girard 7 months ago
I'm guessing parents never explaing the Where Babies Come From part either.
#76
Why Do People Like This Exist?
#77
He Just A Little Old Fashioned
Wombat 7 months ago
I do not understand parents who don't allow their kids privacy in their own room. Being under observation at all times is a*****e and terribly damaging for the mental health. When I was 14 I liked to pose in front of my mirror in a towel pretending it was a beautiful dress. Perfectly harmless, totally private. I'd examine my growing breasts to see if they were any bigger. Perfectly normal, totally private.
Rick Seiden 7 months ago
My kids always knew that I reserved the right to enter their room without them knowing or without their permission, but that I would only do it in emergencies. Their rooms were their safe spaces. I always knocked and waited to be invited in. My oldest didn't like me in her room too often, and she would come to the door and talk to me. I respected that. You have to treat your children as indpenedent people deserving of your respect.
#78
Love The Racism
Apatheist Account2 7 months ago
Since they were invented by white people...as were the television, telephone, radio, cinema, cars, trains and everything else that wasn't invented in China. It's being ironic. I do think it's wrong for black people to moan about cultural appropriation when a white person has corn rows, but then say nothing when black people dye their hair blond or blonde.
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Michael Largey 7 months ago
Today this person is chief of the Civil Rights division of the Trump Justice Department.
Ipetmykitteh 7 months ago
Translation: “How do I tell everyone I’m a racist piece of garbage?”
#79
Sweet Revenge
Ellinor 7 months ago
Well that's really, really not nice. The wife was an awful person, but intentionally making her pregnant is really over the top. Genuinely a nightmare to live and with very real and serious consequences.
David Houde 7 months ago
My biggest problem is that he refers to the person she's cheating with as "a black guy". I really don't have a problem with him "helping" her get pregnant.
#80
Z Is For Z**philia And P Is For P*dophilia
Ellinor 7 months ago
No. We don't want to include you because those are crimes. We had this talk with flags and we already told you no.
Mary Lou 7 months ago (edited)
Probaby going to be downvoted into oblivion,but it's a hill I am willing to die on: no, being p**o or zoophilic is not a crime, acting on them is. The world would be a saver place, if we didn't treat everybody with that unfortunate sexual preferences as if they had acted at them already. (Not saying they should neccessarily be included in lgbtq+). Imagine a world in which your coworker could savely say: "I'd rather we not meet at your place for the project, if your kids are around, because..."
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What do you think ?
Emilu 7 months ago
I laugh because these are hilarious then I want to cry because people are genuinely this stupid (even if some of these are trolls… hopefully).
Rick Murray 7 months ago
I stopped after the first page. Amusingly stupid, and most likely all fake. Either that or the world is full of complete bellends.
Janissary35680 7 months ago
These are not mutually exclusive conditions. Both may be true.
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Caffeinated Ape 7 months ago
Okay but everyone in the comments deserves a pat on the back because some of the replies here on BP were hilarious.
Roger Haywood 7 months ago
Kudos to the response from Pandas. Some are better than the questions.
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
It's nice to know that there are dumber people in the world than we think there is.
Alexia Howe 7 months ago
The stupidity of man never reaches rock bottom cause the stupidity of man is infinite
Emilu 7 months ago
I laugh because these are hilarious then I want to cry because people are genuinely this stupid (even if some of these are trolls… hopefully).
Rick Murray 7 months ago
I stopped after the first page. Amusingly stupid, and most likely all fake. Either that or the world is full of complete bellends.
Janissary35680 7 months ago
These are not mutually exclusive conditions. Both may be true.
Load More Replies... Caffeinated Ape 7 months ago
Okay but everyone in the comments deserves a pat on the back because some of the replies here on BP were hilarious.
Roger Haywood 7 months ago
Kudos to the response from Pandas. Some are better than the questions.
Terri Robinson 7 months ago
It's nice to know that there are dumber people in the world than we think there is.
Alexia Howe 7 months ago
The stupidity of man never reaches rock bottom cause the stupidity of man is infinite
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