Facebook Marketplace is a massively popular and lucrative e-commerce platform. But given its size and the fact that you’re browsing the internet of all places, just like anywhere else online, you’ll eventually run into something bizarre and hilarious.
That’s where the ‘Insane FB Marketplace’ project on Instagram comes in. The curator of this account collects and shares some of the weirdest, funniest, and most nonsensical finds that shoppers have stumbled upon on the platform and felt like they just had to share it with the world. Scroll down to see just how peculiar things can get. Some of these pics, from wins to fails, are bound to make you do a double-take.
We reached out to the creator of the 'Insane FB Marketplace' account, and they were happy to tell us more about the project. You'll find Bored Panda's interview with them below.
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I'll fight you for 'em. ( @ZuriLovesYou - you don't need to tell me, I already know)
Load More Replies...I bought one of these! We roll the boobs across the table when we're passing each other the salt and pepper 🤣🤣
The Simpsons had a "copycat" character named Boobarella.
Load More Replies...When I first saw this pic I thought it was some kind of stereo - the boobs are the speakers. 🤭
Sometimes I am so stupid I astound myself. I thought you were replying to "I'm guessing there is a hole in the bottom."! :-)
Load More Replies...It would be an understatement to say that Facebook Marketplace is ‘big’ or ‘impactful.’ It is absolutely gargantuan, not least because it has Meta, Facebook’s parent company, backing it.
Facebook itself is sprawling. DemandSage states that there are overall 3.07 billion active monthly users and 2.11 billion daily users on Facebook. It’s a huge social network, so there’s lots of opportunities for sales here.
BusinessDasher notes that the e-commerce platform has a jaw-dropping 1.1 billion users worldwide. 474 million of that 1+ billion users are considered to be active users.
It’s estimated that 16% of people who log in to Facebook do this just so that they can shop on Marketplace. They’re dedicated users of the e-commerce platform. It goes to show just how used it is, even if you or anyone you know prefers to buy and sell things on the seemingly endless number of alternative platforms out there.
Let's call Tesla's what they really are. Deploreans and Swastikars.
For people saying this looks better than a Cybertruck- it objectively doesn't, you just hate Elon Musk or hate rich people. I'm grateful my observations are based in reality and not so influenced by my feelings.
looks better than the dumbass triangle turd actually made by Tesla
Michelangelo probably wouldn't agree with you, given how the Greeks and Romans he was inspired by felt about the topic.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda was interested to learn about the inspiration behind the project. According to the curator, they saw an interesting niche that needed to be filled.
"I didn't think there was a place for people to talk and comment on insane Facebook Marketplace listings, so thought it could be cool to start it, and it took off," they told us in an email.
"The community is new but already active. So many people send me things daily and it seems like it has become top of mind to share," the creator of the Instagram account opened up about just how engaged their followers are.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been a day since my last confession. These are my sins: I stole the confessional the last time I was here.”
Confession was always creepy. I'm glad I was only forced to go a couple of times per year(through 8th grade).
Load More Replies...I think you mean I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl again
Load More Replies...Churches close and the furnishings get sold off. There's a pub in our town with a couple of pews.
Load More Replies...That would be a great outdoor Halloween decoration with a priest and Reagan (The Exorcist).
Best way to handle this is to propose with a cheap fake ring that looks nice, and if she says yes tell her it's a placeholder ring because you wanted her to help pick out the actual ring. If she says no, then you're only out like 25 bucks depending on the ring. There are a lot of nice looking fakes online.
I'm sure she won't be upset at all that you proposed with a fake ring. /S Personally I would have been really insulted if my husband did that. If you're doing it because you want to make sure she loves the ring, great, but if you're just doing to CYA it's kind of crappy. If you're worried enough about the answer that you won't commit to buying a ring, you probably shouldn't be proposing at all.
Load More Replies...Why have they got 2 engagement rings how many people were they proposing to?
The bottom ring is the wedding band, the top one is the engagement ring. Mine are like that. I wore the engagement ring until we got married. The wedding band was put on during the ceremony. Afterwards, the two rings were attached together to be worn as a set.
Load More Replies...Nor mine, and the mechanism clearly will generate back and forth movement, not side to side, so....
Load More Replies...Wasn't this an episode of Big Bang Theory? "There is no code for a robot hand grasping a man's penis."
The way the to gears for the movement of the arm have been placed, the movement it will make is certainly not for "arm wrestling"
We were curious to get the creator's thoughts on why Facebook Marketplace has such a huge presence on the internet. "I think it is so popular because you can find a lot of good deals and items locally, and that people also think that they can sell their random things that probably don't have much value," they said.
The creator of 'Insane FB Marketplace' warned everyone to be wary of potential scams. Facebook Marketplace, just like any other e-commerce platform, has some shady characters from time to time.
However, the curator noted that, somewhat ironically, not all scammers are good at communicating, so it's not always obvious what the scam even is. "Like 9/10 people that contact you seem to be scammers from other countries which is weird because I don't even know what they want from people or what the scam is," they said that the only thing that is clear is that there's some type of scam involved.
According to the creator of 'Insane FB Marketplace', it is "so much fun having this account and growing a little community." They also told Bored Panda that people shouldn't be shy about getting in touch with them via Instagram or email if they stumble upon any 'insane' finds on Marketplace. If you see something bizarre, definitely reach out!
Whenever I go walking in a bad neighborhood i always feel safe because I'm packin McKnuckles.
Did he really need the thong underwear? We couldn't have just stuck with the swim shorts?
Well yeah.. That's the entire reason someone would buy it. I'm sure there's thousands of crochet patricks for sale out there, but how many sumo wrestler Patricks are out there? (Probably not many)
Load More Replies...Around 14% of all Facebook users from 70 countries have bought something on Marketplace. In the United States, this number stands at 7%. Marketplace had a revenue of $26 billion in 2021.
The unfortunate side of things is that roughly 17% of Marketplace users revealed that they’ve been scammed at some point in time.
I think that's the point, it's Shrek in mud 😅
Load More Replies...That's probably used as a placeholder. If they're custom, they would be different prices depending on what you ordered
Load More Replies...BusinessDasher states that the biggest group of Facebook Marketplace users are men aged 25 to 34. They make up around 17.9% of all users.
Women aged 25 to 34 make up 13.8% of all Marketplace users. The people using Marketplace the least are Facebook scrollers over the age of 65 and teenagers.
I thought it was a crochet cover for a toilet and I was grossed out, but the whole thing is made out of crocheting? That's pretty skilled to be fair. I'm not sure who would buy it but I can appreciate the hard work
The Annual Crochet Creations Award I believe - winner of the It's More Than a Toilet Roll Cover category 1998
Now, THIS would make a far better cat bed than that spiky Victorian thing.... :D
I don't have room in my house for the c**p I have now, I don't think I really need this, lol
See our reviews! "Excellent for hiding bodies." - local mob boss
Load More Replies...What would be best if he had a banana in his hand (or pocket lol sorry had to)
So...the Dear Leader not only needs to sell the rug, but poses with it too?
Very very very need to get more I’m house bound lmao n ever I wouldn’t come up with that c**p but it is funny
Load More Replies...I considered this as stocking stuffers. I ended up going with Pokemon characters with Nic Cage's face.
someone's mom prob took it and sold it as punishment
Load More Replies...As per CapitalOne Shopping’s research, up to 1.228 billion shoppers buy something on Marketplace, and up to 40% of Facebook users shop on the e-commerce platform.
According to their data, 491 million active users log in to Facebook to shop on Marketplace, buying things from the 250 million sellers from around the world.
I know it isn't real, but it would always remind me of the price of eggs!!!
Someone like the guy who paid $6.2million USD for a banana that was duct taped to a wall - it was 'art', apparently. (http://bit.ly/4aVZlbX)
Load More Replies...Someone bought it... that's all I'm going to say.
You think that's bad? You should check out the guy who spent USD$ 6.2million on an 'artwork' consisting of a banana duct-taped to a wall (http://bit.ly/4aVZlbX)
Load More Replies...OK - let me think about this - so you ride the scooter whilst siting on the jon peaking through the little holes? Is that it?
One of the reasons why e-commerce is so successful and popular on social networks like Facebook is because it uses the structures already in place.
You’re already using the network socially; you spend a lot of time on it, so it’s less of a ‘jump’ to using Marketplace, which is already integrated there, than looking elsewhere.
In other words, it’s super convenient. And if you’re using a site as much as you do, it probably means that you (more or less) trust it.
I’m aghast at all the stolen things people are trying to sell for big stacks. That’s allowed, selling stolen items? I would think it’s *gotta* break some rules, doesn’t it? Otherwise, the place allowing the selling is a party to the crime, aren’t they? Co-conspirators at minimum?
Actually. I'd like this on my deck. Very practical, spacewise.
But you could MAKE a much nicer one that fits your decor for MUCH less money. Unless you’re so totally into cars that this is *perfect* for you, why not make one that looks nice, works the way you want, and is just a fraction of the price?
Load More Replies...Maybe take it out of your pocket and throw it in the trash, then take the trash outside and burn it in a barrel. Then, scoop the ashes from the barrel, put them in a box, and mail them to the White House. Or to Elon Musk.
If it IS cursed he will have to give it to someone. Does anyone remember the "lamia" button? 😱
Load More Replies...Some people collect supposedly cursed or occult objects; they might actually get $50 for it.
Load More Replies...It cursed n u wanna sell it erm as a white witch lol that comes under cursing others put it in the floor stamp on it till its in tiny bits n burn it sorted do not pass it on
Now I'm just mad. I wasted my time reading the story and why is this weirdo conman trying to sell a 50 cent dreidel for $50?
I think wasting your time reading a long story is on you.
Load More Replies...But trust is hard to win and easy to lose. So, e-commerce platforms have to be very open, communicative, and transparent. As a customer, you want to have easy access to information about privacy, shipping, returns, what to do if you’ve been scammed, etc.
There are bound to be scammers on every site, but how they’re dealt with can either win over the general community or push it away towards your competitors.
American Girl dolls are a very specific and expensive, but well made, dolls. The dolls are from historical time periods or you can make your own. I custom made one for my child who has a facial difference. https://www.americangirl.com/
Load More Replies...Looks like a old costume from The Wicker Man film. The original one
Yes, the seller knows. They aren't being serious.
Load More Replies...That thing needed to be sprayed with bleach and scrubbed before it was ever posted. I can't imagine anybody paying anywhere near that price for that nastiness.
Load More Replies...S-sure this is not an emergency slide from a crashed airplane? You're absolutely sure?
I think they put a comma instead of a point,should really read $1.00
At the very least they could have put it on a trailer and drove it through a car wash. Damń
Currently, the ‘Insane FB Marketplace’ account has 51.5k loyal Instagram followers. This is very quick growth for a new project that started only recently, in December 2024.
We’ve reached out to the account's curator via email and Instagram to learn more about it and e-commerce as a whole, and we’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from them.
Made by Bowie, painted by Bowie, representing Bowie? I'm confused.
He does like to sculpt...but I doubt he did this. Maybe it's a labyrinth movie metaphor... The baby, and "allo!" And other strange things
Load More Replies...F*** me! Things like this confirm my choice never to dabble in art.
Some idiots will do anyhing to sell stuff n there’s always one lunatic as will buy it 😂
True - I reckon the seller could have charged even more, because it would still sell!
Load More Replies...Probably good value. I was watching a documentary of the Amish. These aren't cheap.
Amish or old order Mennonite box buggy. I used to know some folks who build these. This one is set up for a single horse.
Load More Replies...Technically, it is a horse-less carriage, unless there is another picture showing the 1 horsepower engine.
Any large enough online community, whether it’s a group, e-commerce platform, social network, or anything else, is going to have some weird content on it. Given enough users sharing things over a long enough time frame, it’s rather inevitable.
The reality is that despite people’s commonalities, they also lead very different lives and have varying understandings of what is and isn’t acceptable. One person’s trash or treasure can be someone else’s reason to take a screenshot and send it to everyone they know for a laugh.
Part of me said "Argh, no!" while another part of me chuckled. I reckon it's both silly fun and utterly appalling at the same time.
Load More Replies...“Collector’s item”? I use my (・人・) as snack trays all day every day, and no one’s mentioned MY “collector’s items.” (My (・人・) are worth just $350? I beg to differ! Mine warm my food!)
Somewhat off topic, but what's up with the big@$$ front bumper?
There's a lovely video of a NYC fire truck using that bumper to ram a police car out of their way.
Load More Replies...Maybe Matt Carricker will want it for Demo Ranch or the Abandoned Resort he's working on.
Which of these pics confused or amused you the most? Have you ever stumbled upon something as bizarre as this while scrolling through any online marketplace, dear Pandas? Have you ever been scammed while shopping on the internet?
Let us know in the comments, and if you have any warning to share with everyone else about online shopping, go for it.
“Good item for man cave”? How do you figure? (All these stolen items for sale is really unsettling. Everyone’s okay with it?)
Load More Replies...I'm not surprised people make these, I'm more surprised when they try to sell them. Like that's such a niche item, and clearly customized to your life, that it's wildly unlikely that you'll find someone with the same niche interest, who wants that specific thing, AND has the disposable income to blow on it. You'd be better off donating it or finding a superfan to buy it for cheap. Just take the hit on the cost and learn a lesson about smart spending.
I think this is cool. If you have a ghoulish macabre sense of humour, this is definitely for you. Awesome for a Halloween party especially In the Southern hemisphere where it's summer
I just learned a few weeks ago that Elvira (the woman who created her and was her) was from Colorado Springs.
In many states it's illegal to bait deer for hunting, but gas stations still sell massive bags of carrots and apples not fit for human consumption
I used to but carrots in bags this size for my horses nothing wrong with that at all
I mean, groceries ARE expensive, and $15 doesn't seem bad, so...
Briefly, townspeople complained so much about the screaming that even the executioners started thinking it was too inhumane and banned the device 😰
Load More Replies...Sheesh. I'd report that one to the cops just to make sure nobody went missing near the seller's home.
"to secure for use" right, you assume i'm going to actually USE this?
If that was McDonald's food, it wouldn't need to be surrounded with resin to last forever... 🙃
And that looks nothing like him what so ever how insulting to statham
Even better if the eyes had spirals and could revolve.
Load More Replies...Can't stand that character. Can't imagine driving it around >.<
The point of Mater is he's not the most likeable and not the smartest, but he's a good friend and a nice person and also the comic relief. I met someone like him in real life and he wasn't my favorite person but definitely was entertaining.
Load More Replies...I've seen this before. Just the picture, with no text. I thought it was a biblically correct angel with scriptures written on either side. I desperately need new reading glasses!
"The jelly is for size comparison" ever heard of a ruler or just listing the dimensions yourself?
Yes people - just stop with the weird dms - nothing to see here....
Actually, if you dab a tiny bit of petroleum jelly over where you placed your perfume, it helps the scent last longer 😌
This is for disabled people who want to go hunting and enjoy the outdoors here is the manufacture’s website. This is not just a redneck thrown together invention. https://actiontrackchair.com/
Zero gravity chair? Looks like a normal lounger with a hole cut in the seat to me.
Somebody cut a hole in a lawn chair and is now trying to claim it's medical equipment, get serious people.
I suspect someone's chair had a rip in it and they made it into a hole to try and offload it on someone.
Guys, for a movie or film this makes perfect sense. You don't want a bunch of actors in a real cemetery when you are trying to visit a loved one.
Send a picture to the makers and you'll probably get a box of Almond Joys. As Ms. Beth Wheeler stated, DELUSIONAL INDEED.
Doesn't work to warm your balls, and they have test-dunked theirs, and it's a novelty item, and they want $100?! And I thought balls had to stay cool to produce viable sperm anyway?
I don't know that briefly being dunked in hot water would have a measurable effect, but yes, 'doesn't work give me $100' is hilarious.
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Who the hell would want to get within a thousand miles of that thing. I can't imagine it would ever be licensed in the US.
I think boba looks gross, and then I remembered I actually drank a couple of these back in the day. Might actually be why I think boba looks gross…
Load More Replies...I would be emptying my garbage into it, thinking it was a dumpster.
Load More Replies...I like that it's small and that's a decent price for an electric car! It reminds me of the Delorean from Back to the Future. But I'd be a little worried about my safety if I drove that.
To fight the smoking addiction with a different nicotine addiction of course!
Looks nothing like him I’m 60 love elvis but this is a 199% INSULT to him
Some are obviously fake/joke and then others are just flat out what in the actual f**k?!
I don’t use Facebook I’m in uk bloody loath social media n these while some are funny lmao they make me realise I am so right to avoid it like the plague
Some are obviously fake/joke and then others are just flat out what in the actual f**k?!
I don’t use Facebook I’m in uk bloody loath social media n these while some are funny lmao they make me realise I am so right to avoid it like the plague
