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No matter how many times you go through what you've written, you can still miss the mistakes you've made. Whether there are cracks in your understanding of the language, or your eyes are simply playing a trick on you, they might find a way to slip into the final draft.

The subreddit r/IhadAstroke is a perfect example of how even minor errors can turn simple phrases into confusing or hilarious gibberish. As the name suggests, the stuff that gets featured here is so bad that there must have been something seriously wrong with the author while they were typing!

#1

I Found This On Pintrest 💀

I Found This On Pintrest 💀

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ZuriLovesYou
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a three letter word, mate.

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    #2

    My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen

    My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Chinaman"? 🤣

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    #3

    Dieing I Brearhn't

    Dieing I Brearhn't

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    From now on I'll refer to my insomnia as sleepn't. There's a US Prez candidate now who is skilled at thinkn't.

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    #4

    He Day

    He Day

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    JimSteve
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I can image this being said by some mystical wise old man

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    #5

    I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier

    I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is what happens when you buy your clothes from Temu. /s

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    #6

    Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting

    Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    A bit aggressive on the request but okay, moooooooo.

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    #7

    My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao

    My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao

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    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I am having an amulance, please call for the stroke

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    #8

    Cant Are Gona Do?

    Cant Are Gona Do?

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Uhhh, what?

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    #9

    Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL

    Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL

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    WalkieTaco
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    reminds me of a kid spelling broccoli as "brogle"

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    #10

    Burger Kink LOL

    Burger Kink LOL

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    James Peek
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What's the secret sauce like??

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    #11

    Mothor Is Srtoking

    Mothor Is Srtoking

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Android Mom is a glitching.

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    #12

    My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused

    My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is she inviting him to the bank?

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    #13

    I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To

    I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To

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    Community Member
    2 years ago

    THE DENYING IS DYING !

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    #14

    Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess

    Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You got there in the end.

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    #15

    Where Do Babies Come From?

    Where Do Babies Come From?

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Are these people drunk or high when some of these are done?

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    #16

    Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here

    Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It actually makes perfect sense. Each sentence is replacing a word in the sentence above it with a new word.

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    #17

    To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language

    To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And barely any brain damage from it

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    #18

    Shongles

    Shongles

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, have to admit we did this to signs as terms.

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    #19

    Indeed

    Indeed

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    Pandaroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Indeed.

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    #20

    Found On R/Me_irl

    Found On R/Me_irl

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Feet the hand dude, it's simple lol

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    #21

    Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave

    Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I've seen this one over 7,000 tines and still can't make any sense of it

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    #22

    If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It

    If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, there IS a pattern of sorts, but no matter which order I read it I still can't decide what they wanted to convey.

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    #23

    I'm Eating Babies

    I'm Eating Babies

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The joys of auto fill...

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    #24

    Is That A Warning ?

    Is That A Warning ?

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'll just have the Durm Stick, please.

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    #25

    I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭

    I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭

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    CactusTort
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why just the left?

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    #26

    My Amazon Customer Support

    My Amazon Customer Support

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    S Bow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    It is indeed hoift, that's my problem. Is it because I interdicted the concert goer?

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    #27

    Our Local Gym Motivational Quote

    Our Local Gym Motivational Quote

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    It’s at least right on the smaller ones? Lol

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    #28

    “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”

    “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    "Hey, do you do d***s?" "... PIZZA"

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    #29

    The Iffle Tower

    The Iffle Tower

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    Al Fun
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I fell from the Ifell tower

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    #30

    A Very Lucky Fortune

    A Very Lucky Fortune

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This can happen sometBut it is still annoying.imes.

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    #31

    My Mother At 2 In The Morning

    My Mother At 2 In The Morning

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What the heck?

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    #32

    Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here

    Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Relaxing soup break, methinks

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    #33

    We Take For Open Are Out

    We Take For Open Are Out

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    TheLocalRedneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We Are Open For Takeout

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    #34

    Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?

    Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How about a new manager that knows which word to use?

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    #35

    Eee

    Eee

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You gotta admire this dolphin's punctuation

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    #36

    A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter

    A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How did the guy who was run over by a f*****g SNOW PLOW type more coherently than the person replying to him? Also, reminder that Hawkeye is the strongest Avenger.

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    #37

    Supre Bol

    Supre Bol\

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'd blame the fact that the Superbowl is a highly copyrighted name but is this from the actual NFL account?

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    #38

    I ‘Member

    I ‘Member

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yes, yes I do.

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    #39

    My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One

    My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This one isn't soo bad lol

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    #40

    Try To Read It

    Try To Read It

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    She who must not be named
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    I mean, going from left to right it makes sense, but the fact it's split into seperate booths is stupid 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    #41

    KFC

    KFC

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    Peggygirl
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    it's probably just Welsh...

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    #42

    When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part

    When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So we never truly escape living in some guy's balls? That's depressing.

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    #43

    Trans Trans Are Trans Trans

    Trans Trans Are Trans Trans

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I mean... if you really think about it on the recesses of your mind it kind of males sense in a blurred way

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    #44

    Foot Cralp

    Foot Cralp

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well you didn't have to type with your foot

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    #45

    What?

    What?

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Or are we dancer

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    #46

    We Love Women

    We Love Women

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I sometimes see liberty caps on my property. How do I tell which ones are lesbians?

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    #47

    I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke

    I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke

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    #48

    Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”

    Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    (EDIT: Okay, probably real, or at least very similar ones are. I learned there are several breeds called Holsteins so perhaps this is a different black and white than what we raised. Rear legs and leg length don't look natural to me but it may be the breed. "hearts" markings show up way more on social posts than they do IRL. ) That photo is shopped. Or possibly a weird breed? It looks like a young Holstein Friesian. We used to raise Holsteins and they have short hair and don't have "cankles" so the legs (especially the rear ones) won't look like that even if you shampoo them.

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    #49

    Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I always wanted to know how they reproduced.

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    #50

    ??????

    ??????

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    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    More concerned that the reddit thread is r/teenagers 0_0

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    #51

    Mabe

    Mabe

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    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Every car is unfocus, wait, where's my glasses

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    #52

    Water Sure

    Water Sure

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    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Booby is always wise to end on

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    #53

    I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!

    I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!

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    Kitty Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Left: upside down ice skate. Right: vintage glass ornament

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    #54

    Coaster

    Coaster

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I would hate to be the dude behind them collecting Jenga bricks with my face

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    #55

    The What

    The What

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The look she's giving in the second picture basically describes the sentence

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    #56

    Would Were You?

    Would Were You?

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    𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢)
    2 years ago

    …I could read this

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    #57

    The What Now?

    The What Now?

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Actually like the cartoon.

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    #58

    Wha

    Wha

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    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is clearly a translation error

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    #59

    The Name Says It All

    The Name Says It All

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    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    im more concerned about their name. wth???

    #60

    Friend Has A Stroke

    Friend Has A Stroke

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But you were so close!

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    #61

    Uhm

    Uhm

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "stronk" is old internet slang. Look up "bondulance" if you're less chronically online than me

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    #62

    Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back

    Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Not very sciency of that guy

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    #63

    How Is It 7:30am

    How Is It 7:30am

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kachow

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    #64

    Cleverbot Not So Clever

    Cleverbot Not So Clever

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    Jordan Croff
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Not so clever, bot.

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    #65

    It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…

    It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I don't think this is true. I'm guessing most judges use bill paint pins so there is no nib to break. /J

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    #66

    Wrong Person

    Wrong Person

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I hate this picture. The kitten didn't do that. Some a$$hole shoved its face in the food.

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    #67

    Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek

    Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek

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    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I had a night like that once.

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    #68

    The Not You Know

    The Not You Know

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The not you know is better than the not you don't know.

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    #69

    Avocado

    Avocado

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "will pursue in the future". Looks like a Danish person stopped looking at the keyboard midway through.

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    #70

    Homeohphobick

    Homeohphobick

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Average intelligence of a homophobe

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