No matter how many times you go through what you've written, you can still miss the mistakes you've made. Whether there are cracks in your understanding of the language, or your eyes are simply playing a trick on you, they might find a way to slip into the final draft.
The subreddit r/IhadAstroke is a perfect example of how even minor errors can turn simple phrases into confusing or hilarious gibberish. As the name suggests, the stuff that gets featured here is so bad that there must have been something seriously wrong with the author while they were typing!
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I Found This On Pintrest 💀
My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen
Dieing I Brearhn't
From now on I'll refer to my insomnia as sleepn't. There's a US Prez candidate now who is skilled at thinkn't.
He Day
I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier
Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting
My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao
Cant Are Gona Do?
Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL
Burger Kink LOL
Mothor Is Srtoking
My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused
I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To
Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess
Where Do Babies Come From?
Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here
It actually makes perfect sense. Each sentence is replacing a word in the sentence above it with a new word.
To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language
Shongles
Indeed
Found On R/Me_irl
Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave
I've seen this one over 7,000 tines and still can't make any sense of it
If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It
I'm Eating Babies
Is That A Warning ?
I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭
My Amazon Customer Support
Our Local Gym Motivational Quote
“Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”
The Iffle Tower
A Very Lucky Fortune
My Mother At 2 In The Morning
Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here
We Take For Open Are Out
Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?
Eee
A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter
How did the guy who was run over by a f*****g SNOW PLOW type more coherently than the person replying to him? Also, reminder that Hawkeye is the strongest Avenger.
Supre Bol
I ‘Member
My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One
Try To Read It
I mean, going from left to right it makes sense, but the fact it's split into seperate booths is stupid 🤦🏻♀️
KFC
When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part
So we never truly escape living in some guy's balls? That's depressing.
Trans Trans Are Trans Trans
I mean... if you really think about it on the recesses of your mind it kind of males sense in a blurred way
Foot Cralp
What?
We Love Women
I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke
Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”
(EDIT: Okay, probably real, or at least very similar ones are. I learned there are several breeds called Holsteins so perhaps this is a different black and white than what we raised. Rear legs and leg length don't look natural to me but it may be the breed. "hearts" markings show up way more on social posts than they do IRL. ) That photo is shopped. Or possibly a weird breed? It looks like a young Holstein Friesian. We used to raise Holsteins and they have short hair and don't have "cankles" so the legs (especially the rear ones) won't look like that even if you shampoo them.
Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
??????
Mabe
Water Sure
I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!
Coaster
I would hate to be the dude behind them collecting Jenga bricks with my face
The What
The look she's giving in the second picture basically describes the sentence
Would Were You?
The What Now?
Wha
The Name Says It All
Friend Has A Stroke
Uhm
"stronk" is old internet slang. Look up "bondulance" if you're less chronically online than me
Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back
How Is It 7:30am
Cleverbot Not So Clever
It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…
Wrong Person
I hate this picture. The kitten didn't do that. Some a$$hole shoved its face in the food.
Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek
The Not You Know
Avocado
"will pursue in the future". Looks like a Danish person stopped looking at the keyboard midway through.
