“This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal”: 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)
Texting has been the new way of communication for almost two decades now. Even with video calls being the easiest they've ever been, most people still prefer messaging. In fact, 40% of the respondents in an international survey by YouGov claimed they prefer texting over other communication methods such as calls, video calls, audio messages, and even face-to-face communication.
Texting also allows us to communicate through memes, videos, and photos, which pretty often results in hilarious interactions. We've compiled the funniest and strangest instances of people texting each other, courtesy of the r/texts subreddit that collects "funny, weird, or random conversations" for the entertainment of others.
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The Text My Dad (The Anti-Boomer) Sent To Me And My Sisters After The Election
Once again, I say "not all boomers". This is what the majority of us "boomers" say to our kids all the time, not because of politics, but because we love and care about our kids ALL the time.
Why do you need to be anti-boomer to point out the current problems?
Apparently "boomers" are the reason the old orange fart is back in charge.
Load More Replies...This is a wonderful message, and I'm glad to read it, but why is it in a post about "bizarre and hilarious" ones?
My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills
Cats concerned about rules or safety? Are you crazy?
Load More Replies...Cats can do anything they set their devious little minds to
Load More Replies...Woke Up To This Text From My Boyfriend. I’ve Been Talking/Moving In My Sleep Lately. I Am Thoroughly Embarrassed😂
Who doesn't have a smartphone and isn't able to text people nowadays? I wish I could say that it's someone's grandma, but Millennials' grandparents often are sporting iPhones, too. According to a 2023 Pew Research survey, 90% of Americans have a smartphone. The same percentage of the population also claims they go online every day, and 41% say they're online "almost constantly."
But there was a time when people would communicate in other ways. In 2021, Americans sent two trillion text and multimedia messages. But the first-ever text message was sent in 1992 by Neil Papworth. Back then, he was a 22-year-old software programmer based in the UK, working to create the Short Message Service (SMS) for Vodafone.
My GF Texting Her Friend 💀
I have a friend who would totally answer something like this. She has ADHD
I would've too, im totally Rose (golden girls) on the days I'm not Sophia
Load More Replies...Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around
My Daughter And I
Awww yup my kinda of humour ,this is brilliant , now where my dino hmm 🤔
What did Neil's first-ever text message say? Because it was sent to one of his colleagues and it was 3rd December, the message read: "Merry Christmas." At the beginning, text messages had a character limit, similar to Twitter. A person could write a text containing a maximum of 160 characters. That's what led to people inventing "txt spk" or text speak. Today, we can't really imagine daily communication through messages without abbreviations like LOL, ROFL, brb, idk, emojis, GIFs, and even memes.
"In 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions," Papworth said in a later interview. "It didn't feel momentous at all. For me it was just getting my job done on the day and ensuring that our software that we'd been developing for a good year was working OK."
Let’s Go?? I Guess??
I did show up. I did not appreciate the "Save The Whales" banner above my table.
My Friend Admitted Something
It's a classic if P then Q line of reasoning, but they failed to recognize that it ain't P.
Load More Replies...And the grass that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, I thought the trees made the wind by flapping their branches up and down. Hey, in my defense, it WAS always windy when they did that. 🤷♀️
Lmao only animals n vegans eat grass 😂but this does make sense tbh , ( we won’t tell him racehorses also eat oats ,hay and a proper balanced diet not just grass tho 😂😂)
I Asked My Brother To Send Me Pics Of Our Mom
She was cremated 10yrs ago..
But he WAS wrong. That's most likely NOT their mother, but someone else instead...
Load More Replies...I have a dark sense of humor but that's extremely morbid even for me.
I love dark humor. My therapist told me he was a large bit worried about me when I joked. I just sat back in my chair and grinned.
Load More Replies...Although it didn't seem momentous at the time, it certainly changed the way we communicate. Interestingly, at the time that the first text messages were sent, cellphones couldn't exactly send a reply message back. Papworth sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis's phone. Yet, only a year later did Nokia develop the first cellphone with a texting feature. Until 1999, people could only send SMS texts to each other if they were clients of the same mobile provider.
Average Interaction With My Dad
My Best Friend Passed Away A Few Weeks Ago, But This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal. God, I Miss Her
My Boss Is So Done
"mouth kissing a stray cat" yeah... I like cats, but if you are doing that then you have gone too far.
I admit I occasionally smooch mine on the top of the head, and maybe on the side of the face/cheek area, but you KNOW they been lickin' their heiny-hole like 30 seconds before you picked them up, so no mouth-kisses, nope.
Load More Replies...Erm if said freind be doing that , I’d be more worried about why said freind was doing that rather than the ringworm 😂😂NOW GET TO BLOODY WORK ALREADY 😂
I before E except after C, Crystalwitch, I before E
Load More Replies...When we talk about texting nowadays, we mean all forms of instant messaging. Whether on a messaging app like WhatsApp or Messenger, dating apps like Hinge or Tinder, or through the chat function on Reddit, people choose them over the traditional old-school texting that has been out of style for quite some time. How did people move from the default messaging app to social media direct messages?
My Mom Found My V*pe :’( (I Am 26 Years Old)
Nostalgia for me is the smell of vapes and weed. My school was full of it.
The hell? How old are you, kid? Nostalgia to most of us is taping songs off the radio, waiting decades for our Commodore 64 to start up, and the horrific digital screams we had to endure while trying to get online. Or praying for the end of WWII.
Load More Replies...PO TAE TOE. PA TAH TOE....If you squint and turn your head to the side with your chin down it does look like a vape.
I Present To You, My Youngest Sister
Their clock is wrong, 1865 should be 5 past 7 in the evening.
Don't be trying to do math around the military. It makes the Army jealous and the Marines suspicious
Load More Replies...Guy I'm Seeing Hates That I Don't Fart In Front Of Him
You know when you a growing close as a couple when you can quite comfortably fart on each other.
The reasons are several, but perhaps the biggest one is convenience. For one, we do not need to have a person's number to call or text them. "You can fire up an app, connect it to your Facebook, and all of a sudden you're able to pull in all of your contacts from Facebook and you never have to worry about the phone number," media and marketing professor at Emerson College, David Gerzof Richard, explained to NPR.
Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !
The best people are the ones that match your weird sense of humour and play the games.
My Dad Has Never Once Questioned The Way I Text Him
My son talks ro me like this also. Which is extra funny because we are not native English speakers
DH, memes are the universal global language! XD
Load More Replies...gotta ask to get a snack? makes sense if you're a little kid but you should be able to get a snack whenever you want as long as you don't go crazy.
I'm sure OP was just being polite/joking. Not every parent is a controlling maniac.
Load More Replies...My Daughter .. Cont
Did you spot any traditional texts in our list, Pandas? And what do you mostly use for messaging people? Let us know your favorite apps and communication methods in the comments: are you a visual texter who communicates through memes and emojis, or do you pen essay-worthy paragraphs with perfect grammar and your feelings laid out bare?
While you think, be sure to check out some more compilations of hilarious text interactions right here!
How Dead Am I?
My dad once used my mom's expensive vacuum to clean the floor of the garage. If looks could k!ll he'd be dead. 😂 He's a smart guy, but very stupid sometimes.
Hey, look at the bright side. At least your dad wasn't afraid of the d*** thing, like so many so called "alpha males" these days are.
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to get me something for the house as a present, at least make it La Creuset.
The red Dutch oven with the holly leaves around the top is beautiful!
Load More Replies...My Brother’s 19-Year-Old Wisdom
Never had it, ain't gonna get it. BP is the only social media drúg for me!
Load More Replies...I'm on instagram because there are a lot of sweepstakes there, and I've won some good stuff.
Hehe
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
My dog - my service dog! - tripped me a couple of weeks ago and I did land on my face. The bruises are still visble.
Load More Replies...Can’t Believe He Did This On Valentines Day, Of All Days
Due to time difference it was like 5AM and he accidentally clicked a suggested auto reply that sent immediately. He called me a second later in a blind panic trying to apologize for the “okay” and explain what happened 😂 love this boy but definitely gonna hang it over his head for a while!!
That (plus a "thanks" probably) would be my reaction wide awake, because I don't know how to deal with such displays of affection.
My Boyfriend Ladies And Gentlemen
I, a manly man, will never misogyny, even for money. You delicate little lady pandas should never have to face misogyny, it would make you faint in fear! I bet you are glad to have such a strong, macho man here to protect you.
Finally Got To Join My Boyfriend's Family Groupchat
Pick me up on the way plz I’m coming with lol that’s a meal I can get behind ,,n make that tripple the mushrooms to 🥰
Load More Replies...Is it just me or does it look like the werewolf is suffering from incontinence?
I love that there is no mention of turkey. Not sarcasm, turkey is the debul. I'm with Nathaniel on the mushrroms though. ALL THE MUSHROOMS!
Texts With My Wife While She’s On The Way Home To Me And The Kids After A Night Of Karaoke
I Think My Wife Has Had Enough Of Me
It’s My Dad’s Birthday So Here’s My Favorite Text He’s Ever Sent
Do You Think My Mom Needed Glue?
Boyfriend Fell Asleep On His Flight And Didn’t Know His Plane Diverted To Another State
My Mother Met My Boyfriend Yesterday, And This Was Her Review. 🥹💓
My Girlfriend From High School 20 Years Ago Is A Really Sweet Girl. But This Was Ruthless
My Mother Asking Me To Get A Message To Elon…
Ick... She used the wrong their/there/they're. (I know, I know. I suffered through the entire letter and that's still the thing that bothers me the most.)
I don't have the energy to decipher cursive today. But it looks like undeserved flattery. And funny how her phone autocorrected doge to d****e.
There's nothing to decipher. Just read it. Although the content is pretty gross, so maybe don't.
Load More Replies...My Mom Has A Suspicion About My Cat
Yes. My partner says Mrs. Meeps is on the spectrum. But that one up there is just plain, old calling on the dark arts.
If You’re Gonna Message A Girl On Reddit. Maybe Make Sure She’s Actually A Girl
I Think That’s My Queue To Give Up On Dating😭
So Pretty Much A Random Number Texted Me So I Texted Them
If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what The Shrock is cooking... it's swamp waffles.
I Don't Play LOL
Got A Random Text From My Brother 😂
Got a random text from my brother, asking if a jibbit was mine. I know he knew it was mine, so i thought it was weird he was asking me… until I saw his girlfriend in the reflection of his shifter 😂 She has quite the history of getting jealous, so now the text makes more sense hahaha
If OP'Ss brothers GF is a jealous type, maybe he needs to get rid of her.
Good Night Text To My GF
I didn’t see him, why is he so small??
The "Dad" emoji is only to be used when sending a specific type of joke, or to show disappoinment (usually in a chosen partner, or when a sports team loses).
A Message From What I Would Assume To Be A Hairy Man…
I got bitten by a person once. Every full moon I turn into a Were-Human.
Look, imma level with you guys. I was briefly part of the furry community in my 20s, which at this point was 20 years ago. Not even FURRIES say cringe things like this. We didn't even say things this cringetacular back in the RPing Red Dragon Inn chatrooms on AOL in the 90s. This is next-level cringe. This is a new species.
I'm not sure you're gonna want to go out with this dude. Unless you're into that.
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