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Texting has been the new way of communication for almost two decades now. Even with video calls being the easiest they've ever been, most people still prefer messaging. In fact, 40% of the respondents in an international survey by YouGov claimed they prefer texting over other communication methods such as calls, video calls, audio messages, and even face-to-face communication.

Texting also allows us to communicate through memes, videos, and photos, which pretty often results in hilarious interactions. We've compiled the funniest and strangest instances of people texting each other, courtesy of the r/texts subreddit that collects "funny, weird, or random conversations" for the entertainment of others.

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#1

The Text My Dad (The Anti-Boomer) Sent To Me And My Sisters After The Election

Text message from dad offering comforting words and advice on mental health in a heartfelt, impactful text conversation.

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Nota Robot
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22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not hilarious- That's awesome.

Spencer's slave no longer
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19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again, I say "not all boomers". This is what the majority of us "boomers" say to our kids all the time, not because of politics, but because we love and care about our kids ALL the time.

Zig Zag Wanderer
Community Member
20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you need to be anti-boomer to point out the current problems?

Spencer's slave no longer
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19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently "boomers" are the reason the old orange fart is back in charge.

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Princess Possum
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22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a wonderful message, and I'm glad to read it, but why is it in a post about "bizarre and hilarious" ones?

Shoshanna
Community Member
20 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, imagine having an amazing father like him. Although, apart from after WW2 (and that was financially...for some), I wouldn't say the US has generally come back better and stronger after all the shít they do and have done.

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    #2

    My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills

    Two cats riding a motorcycle in a humorous text conversation about a hilarious viral video.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was real then they'd be wearing helmets?

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats concerned about rules or safety? Are you crazy?

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    Trashy Panda
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another clue was that cats can't ride motorcycles

    Angela C
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can do anything they set their devious little minds to

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    #3

    Woke Up To This Text From My Boyfriend. I’ve Been Talking/Moving In My Sleep Lately. I Am Thoroughly Embarrassed😂

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation with funny moments about Uno cards and laughter while texting.

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    DH
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, where are the UNO cards?

    Who doesn't have a smartphone and isn't able to text people nowadays? I wish I could say that it's someone's grandma, but Millennials' grandparents often are sporting iPhones, too. According to a 2023 Pew Research survey, 90% of Americans have a smartphone. The same percentage of the population also claims they go online every day, and 41% say they're online "almost constantly."

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    But there was a time when people would communicate in other ways. In 2021, Americans sent two trillion text and multimedia messages. But the first-ever text message was sent in 1992 by Neil Papworth. Back then, he was a 22-year-old software programmer based in the UK, working to create the Short Message Service (SMS) for Vodafone.

    #4

    My GF Texting Her Friend 💀

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation where someone asks about power, leading to a funny and unexpected reply.

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    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have power? "Watch me fold this fitted sheet!"

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who would totally answer something like this. She has ADHD

    Steff
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've too, im totally Rose (golden girls) on the days I'm not Sophia

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    Boots
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a good education, but has the grammatical competence of a 2nd grade student.

    Trashy Panda
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't text me when I'm high!

    Otto Katz
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me! I'm always wanting to know what kind of an answer are they looking for before I start to answer. Is the question a pun? Are they looking for a baseball bat, or a mammal bat. It matters!

    Crystalwitch60
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    6 hours ago

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    😂😂😂😂😂😂blonde b I m b o moment right there ,that’s freaking hilarious 😂

    #5

    Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around

    Screenshot of hilarious text message conversation with accidental voice-to-text recorder creating funny pet-related words.

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    DH
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking to animals lovingly like that is a green flag.

    glowworm2
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good boyfriend. Loves the cat.

    Boots
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest green flag ever!

    Trashy Panda
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a typical conversation between me and my cat

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂busted hehehe

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    #6

    My Daughter And I

    Text conversation with hilarious messages about babysitting a 3D printed dinosaur and playful photos included.

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    Roni Stone
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was funny and phenomenally sweet. These friends are awesome.

    Boots
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that so dang cute?!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww yup my kinda of humour ,this is brilliant , now where my dino hmm 🤔

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    What did Neil's first-ever text message say? Because it was sent to one of his colleagues and it was 3rd December, the message read: "Merry Christmas." At the beginning, text messages had a character limit, similar to Twitter. A person could write a text containing a maximum of 160 characters. That's what led to people inventing "txt spk" or text speak. Today, we can't really imagine daily communication through messages without abbreviations like LOL, ROFL, brb, idk, emojis, GIFs, and even memes.

    "In 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions," Papworth said in a later interview. "It didn't feel momentous at all. For me it was just getting my job done on the day and ensuring that our software that we'd been developing for a good year was working OK."

    #7

    Let’s Go?? I Guess??

    Hilarious text exchange where one person jokes about weight, showing funny and memorable texting moments.

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    Roni Stone
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. And I'm tearing up a bit. Oddly enough.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did show up. I did not appreciate the "Save The Whales" banner above my table.

    Roxy222uk
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just more friend to go round

    #8

    My Friend Admitted Something

    Hilarious text conversation where someone jokes about eating grass as a kid to gain speed like horses.

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    Bob Brooce
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    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a classic if P then Q line of reasoning, but they failed to recognize that it ain't P.

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    Floeckchen
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some grass makes you slower

    Maartje
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the grass that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall

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    Trevor Hardy
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work for cows and tortoises lol

    joann fielding
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I thought the trees made the wind by flapping their branches up and down. Hey, in my defense, it WAS always windy when they did that. 🤷‍♀️

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao only animals n vegans eat grass 😂but this does make sense tbh , ( we won’t tell him racehorses also eat oats ,hay and a proper balanced diet not just grass tho 😂😂)

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    #9

    I Asked My Brother To Send Me Pics Of Our Mom

    Funny text message exchange showing cremation ashes images and a shocked reaction meme, highlighting hilarious texts.

    She was cremated 10yrs ago..

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    21 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically he wasn't wrong.😶

    Talis
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he WAS wrong. That's most likely NOT their mother, but someone else instead...

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    Otto Katz
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hysterical. My sisters would die laughing.

    Niki
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Darnell response was perfect.

    Analyn Lahr
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's humor your mom would have appreciated.

    Dan Cone
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "heres all the dirt i found on her"

    Boots
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh d**n, that's messed up

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    20 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dark sense of humor but that's extremely morbid even for me.

    Roni Stone
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dark humor. My therapist told me he was a large bit worried about me when I joked. I just sat back in my chair and grinned.

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    Although it didn't seem momentous at the time, it certainly changed the way we communicate. Interestingly, at the time that the first text messages were sent, cellphones couldn't exactly send a reply message back. Papworth sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis's phone. Yet, only a year later did Nokia develop the first cellphone with a texting feature. Until 1999, people could only send SMS texts to each other if they were clients of the same mobile provider. 

    #10

    Average Interaction With My Dad

    Man in high-visibility jacket texting at outdoor event, with humorous text messages about working hard or hardly working.

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    DH
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer and the only worry here was that you didn't already know this.

    #11

    My Best Friend Passed Away A Few Weeks Ago, But This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal. God, I Miss Her

    Hilarious text messages joking about flattery and being rolled over by a steam roller with a funny reaction gif.

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    Michael Largey
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the highest form of stupidity is flatearthery.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close. The correct answer is 'Voting MAGA'.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooffff 😂😂priceless rip freind , she was well funny ❤️

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    #12

    My Boss Is So Done

    Hilarious text conversation about someone contracting ringworm and asking if they must go to work tomorrow.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mouth kissing a stray cat" yeah... I like cats, but if you are doing that then you have gone too far.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I occasionally smooch mine on the top of the head, and maybe on the side of the face/cheek area, but you KNOW they been lickin' their heiny-hole like 30 seconds before you picked them up, so no mouth-kisses, nope.

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    Maartje
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boss must get a lot of these types of messages from OP.

    Debby Keir
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but wash your mouth out with soap first.

    Crystalwitch60
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm if said freind be doing that , I’d be more worried about why said freind was doing that rather than the ringworm 😂😂NOW GET TO BLOODY WORK ALREADY 😂

    Roxy222uk
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I before E except after C, Crystalwitch, I before E

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    When we talk about texting nowadays, we mean all forms of instant messaging. Whether on a messaging app like WhatsApp or Messenger, dating apps like Hinge or Tinder, or through the chat function on Reddit, people choose them over the traditional old-school texting that has been out of style for quite some time. How did people move from the default messaging app to social media direct messages? 

    #13

    My Mom Found My V*pe :’( (I Am 26 Years Old)

    Text exchange with a hilarious misunderstanding about a nose hair trimmer mistaken for a vape, funny texts people still think about.

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    Space Invader
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    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Vaper (that's why he wheezes so much)

    Cheese
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nostalgia for me is the smell of vapes and weed. My school was full of it.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hell? How old are you, kid? Nostalgia to most of us is taping songs off the radio, waiting decades for our Commodore 64 to start up, and the horrific digital screams we had to endure while trying to get online. Or praying for the end of WWII.

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PO TAE TOE. PA TAH TOE....If you squint and turn your head to the side with your chin down it does look like a vape.

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    #14

    I Present To You, My Youngest Sister

    Hilarious text conversation where someone jokes about a dad’s date of birth by mixing up years.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their clock is wrong, 1865 should be 5 past 7 in the evening.

    Kit Black
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be trying to do math around the military. It makes the Army jealous and the Marines suspicious

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    Billo66
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back in the 1900's....

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    #15

    Guy I'm Seeing Hates That I Don't Fart In Front Of Him

    Text message exchange showing a hilarious criticism about farting in front of friends and family.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when you a growing close as a couple when you can quite comfortably fart on each other.

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    The reasons are several, but perhaps the biggest one is convenience. For one, we do not need to have a person's number to call or text them. "You can fire up an app, connect it to your Facebook, and all of a sudden you're able to pull in all of your contacts from Facebook and you never have to worry about the phone number," media and marketing professor at Emerson College, David Gerzof Richard, explained to NPR.

    #16

    Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !

    Funny text message exchange about a marketing meeting location mix-up shared in hilarious texts people still think about.

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best people are the ones that match your weird sense of humour and play the games.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I’m thinking is that Buckingham Palace is already privatised. Maybe we need to be thinking about nationalising it. Dying to know what ‘the main station’ is, though

    #17

    My Dad Has Never Once Questioned The Way I Text Him

    Humorous text message exchange about snacks including Oreos, zebra cake, lollipops, and blowpops with funny cat meme.

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    DH
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son talks ro me like this also. Which is extra funny because we are not native English speakers

    Min
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    29 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ukgrandad - I don't think many people find jokes about incest between father and child as funny as you seem to do. Especially in response to a wholesome exchange like this one.

    StrawberryCyxnide
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta ask to get a snack? makes sense if you're a little kid but you should be able to get a snack whenever you want as long as you don't go crazy.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure OP was just being polite/joking. Not every parent is a controlling maniac.

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    UKGrandad
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    7 hours ago (edited)

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    My dark mind is reading this very differently, given that 'pops' is another word for 'dad', and 'blow' is...😬 EDIT: Odd, isn't it, that on the 'Psychology' thread today one of the entries said that dark humour is a sign of higher intelligence, and Pandas were queueing up to say how dark their humour is, yet as soon as a piece of actual dark humour gets posted the downvotes come flooding in. Where are all the dark humoured commenters now?

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    #18

    My Daughter .. Cont

    Hilarious text exchange about a stolen Hello Kitty sugar scrub with exaggerated funny consequences.

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    Cheese
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I send if any of my roommates eat my food.

    Snazzy Smurf
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to get on her bad side. Good lawd!

    Ashlisha
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a roommate get to this level on me. I had to explain that salad does not last 3 months in the fridge. No one ate it, no one could would or should eat it.

    Did you spot any traditional texts in our list, Pandas? And what do you mostly use for messaging people? Let us know your favorite apps and communication methods in the comments: are you a visual texter who communicates through memes and emojis, or do you pen essay-worthy paragraphs with perfect grammar and your feelings laid out bare?

    While you think, be sure to check out some more compilations of hilarious text interactions right here!

    #19

    How Dead Am I?

    Funny text exchange where one person admits breaking the vacuum cleaner in a hilarious conversation.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once used my mom's expensive vacuum to clean the floor of the garage. If looks could k!ll he'd be dead. 😂 He's a smart guy, but very stupid sometimes.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, look at the bright side. At least your dad wasn't afraid of the d*** thing, like so many so called "alpha males" these days are.

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    Roni Stone
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone wants to get me something for the house as a present, at least make it La Creuset.

    Otto Katz
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red Dutch oven with the holly leaves around the top is beautiful!

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    Otto Katz
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used my Electrolux to vacuum out his tractor. (big tractor we lived on a farm). Yes, the motor burned out. Yes, the motor had to be replaced. I could have kilļed him.

    #20

    My Brother’s 19-Year-Old Wisdom

    Text conversation about deleting Instagram to avoid reels and temptations, a hilarious text people still think about.

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    Nikole
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    19 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had it, ain't gonna get it. BP is the only social media drúg for me!

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    Lady Eowyn
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on instagram because there are a lot of sweepstakes there, and I've won some good stuff.

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    #21

    Hehe

    Hilarious text conversation joking about a fall that broke the Earth's crust in funny messages.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

    Lady Eowyn
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog - my service dog! - tripped me a couple of weeks ago and I did land on my face. The bruises are still visble.

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    #22

    Can’t Believe He Did This On Valentines Day, Of All Days

    Text message with a long romantic Valentine’s Day message followed by a one-word reply, highlighting hilarious texts.

    Due to time difference it was like 5AM and he accidentally clicked a suggested auto reply that sent immediately. He called me a second later in a blind panic trying to apologize for the “okay” and explain what happened 😂 love this boy but definitely gonna hang it over his head for a while!!

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That (plus a "thanks" probably) would be my reaction wide awake, because I don't know how to deal with such displays of affection.

    #23

    My Boyfriend Ladies And Gentlemen

    Hilarious text exchange involving a $40 Apple Cash request and witty response about misogyny.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, a manly man, will never misogyny, even for money. You delicate little lady pandas should never have to face misogyny, it would make you faint in fear! I bet you are glad to have such a strong, macho man here to protect you.

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    #24

    Finally Got To Join My Boyfriend's Family Groupchat

    Hilarious text thread about Thanksgiving food requests with a dramatic werewolf image captioned cornbread please.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sauteed mushrooms? Do extra, I'm coming over.

    Crystalwitch60
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick me up on the way plz I’m coming with lol that’s a meal I can get behind ,,n make that tripple the mushrooms to 🥰

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does it look like the werewolf is suffering from incontinence?

    visacrum
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that there is no mention of turkey. Not sarcasm, turkey is the debul. I'm with Nathaniel on the mushrroms though. ALL THE MUSHROOMS!

    StrawberryCyxnide
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    14 hours ago

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    Don't need that, corn bread is gross

    Otto Katz
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that you have never had proper corn bread.

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    #25

    Texts With My Wife While She’s On The Way Home To Me And The Kids After A Night Of Karaoke

    Funny text message exchange where one person jokes about making out with both their partner and Uber driver.

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    #26

    I Think My Wife Has Had Enough Of Me

    Text conversation showing a hilarious exchange with a SpongeBob meme, capturing funny texts people still think about.

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    Dolevaal
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that sense of humour and how she immediately plays along.

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    #27

    It’s My Dad’s Birthday So Here’s My Favorite Text He’s Ever Sent

    Hilarious text message from dad with a selfie holding a dog, sharing a morning jaunt update and family greeting.

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    V
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog looks like my husband's uncles dog. And I could totally see him sending this to his wife and daughter. But we live in a subtropical climate so that jacket would be too heavy even on the coldest days, so he has a double somewhere.

    #28

    Do You Think My Mom Needed Glue?

    Text message exchange showing a hilarious repeated request for crazy glue, highlighting funny texts that people still remember.

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    #29

    Boyfriend Fell Asleep On His Flight And Didn’t Know His Plane Diverted To Another State

    Text exchange showing a hilarious conversation where one person humorously admits they were asleep during their flight.

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    DH
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a superpower I wish I had, oh to be able to sleep for real on planes

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret is d r u g s

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    #30

    My Mother Met My Boyfriend Yesterday, And This Was Her Review. 🥹💓

    Text message exchange showing a funny and heartfelt conversation about someone being great and lovable.

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    #31

    My Girlfriend From High School 20 Years Ago Is A Really Sweet Girl. But This Was Ruthless

    Hilarious texts people still think about, including a funny message about looking bald and wearing glasses at 13.

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    #32

    My Mother Asking Me To Get A Message To Elon…

    Text conversation showing a hilarious mix-up involving a letter to Elon Musk and a funny mistaken word.

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    G A
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but your Mum is an ars hole maga.

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ick... She used the wrong their/there/they're. (I know, I know. I suffered through the entire letter and that's still the thing that bothers me the most.)

    MontanaMariner
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    19 hours ago

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    Your grammar n@zi comment is the worst part. Y'all need to get over yourselves and stop sniffing your/you're own f@rts.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the energy to decipher cursive today. But it looks like undeserved flattery. And funny how her phone autocorrected doge to d****e.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing to decipher. Just read it. Although the content is pretty gross, so maybe don't.

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    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just barfed all over my keyboard.

    HistoryNerd
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F&u&c&k this person's mom. She also used the wrong but.

    #33

    My Mom Has A Suspicion About My Cat

    Funny text message featuring a cat sitting on stairs, shared among hilarious texts people still think about.

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    Roni Stone
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    Premium
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My partner says Mrs. Meeps is on the spectrum. But that one up there is just plain, old calling on the dark arts.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biding her time until she can push someone down the stairs.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lie there and let someone trip over her.

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    #34

    If You’re Gonna Message A Girl On Reddit. Maybe Make Sure She’s Actually A Girl

    Funny text conversation where someone confuses gender, highlighting hilarious texts people still think about today

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    zatrisha
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice that men can also experience this. ;)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, nobody's perfect." - Joe E. Brown, "Some Like It Hot"

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    #35

    I Think That’s My Queue To Give Up On Dating😭

    Text conversation showing a hilarious and witty exchange that people still think about from funny texts.

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    #36

    So Pretty Much A Random Number Texted Me So I Texted Them

    Hilarious text message exchange featuring a funny altered image of Dwayne Johnson as Shrek in a viral meme format.

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    JL
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever he's cooking, I don't want to smell it.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what The Shrock is cooking... it's swamp waffles.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Shrock!"-Apollo the parrot reference 🤩👍

    #37

    I Don't Play LOL

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation where an old neighbor is jokingly confronted about a message sent to his wife.

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    #38

    Got A Random Text From My Brother 😂

    Text conversation with a photo of a car gear shift and a pink cartoon sticker, showcasing hilarious text messages.

    Got a random text from my brother, asking if a jibbit was mine. I know he knew it was mine, so i thought it was weird he was asking me… until I saw his girlfriend in the reflection of his shifter 😂 She has quite the history of getting jealous, so now the text makes more sense hahaha

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in the reflection she looks jealous

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If OP'Ss brothers GF is a jealous type, maybe he needs to get rid of her.

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    #39

    Good Night Text To My GF

    Text exchange showing a hilarious mistaken text involving love messages and an accidental photo of a dad.

    I didn’t see him, why is he so small??

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Dad" emoji is only to be used when sending a specific type of joke, or to show disappoinment (usually in a chosen partner, or when a sports team loses).

    #40

    A Message From What I Would Assume To Be A Hairy Man…

    Hilarious text conversation with emojis about a full moon and a funny wolf voice message in a chat thread.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bitten by a person once. Every full moon I turn into a Were-Human.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, imma level with you guys. I was briefly part of the furry community in my 20s, which at this point was 20 years ago. Not even FURRIES say cringe things like this. We didn't even say things this cringetacular back in the RPing Red Dragon Inn chatrooms on AOL in the 90s. This is next-level cringe. This is a new species.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    Premium
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure you're gonna want to go out with this dude. Unless you're into that.

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